Hi! Time for another chapter! Also, to those who were wondering, no, I did not get that one part from Drake&Josh. I'm very thankful to those who reviewed the last chapter! THANK YOU! I LUFF YOU ALL! (glomps)
Disclaimer: Owning Zatch Bell is a big responsibility. You have to walk it, feed it, clean up after it…
P.S. For those of you who like Sherry&Brogo (that's how I spell it, okay?) refer to chapter 2. They were also in a lot of the earlier chapters as well. Also, KYOXMEGUMI IS EVIL! I'm all for KyoXSusie though! ;)
:Kyo & Zatch's answering machine:
Hi! I'm Kyo! I'm not home right now, so please leave a message after the be- HOLY SHIT! Zatch! Stop looking at my mom's porn!
Oh! I thought this was YOUR porn!
Porn. Is. EVIL!
Well, your mom doesn't think so!
Well, my mom is WRONG! She had a bad childhood! Fuck off!
Er, Kyo…
Wha? HOLY SHIT! Great! Just great! Now I'm gonna have to reset the answering machine! Where are the directions?
(Mahoo mahhoo mey!)
Ponygon! GIVE THOSE HERE YOU FREAKING SON OF A-
Beep.
:Message 1:
HI! KYO! This is Suzie! I was wondering…what did you do to that guy that can fly? I haven't seen him since he left for the drama section…Oh, well! Just don't kill anyone else, okay? Love you! Also…That Megumi girl…you haven't been cheating on me right?
:Message 2:
HI! KYO! ZOMIGOSH! I LOVE YOU! I. LOVE. YOU! WILL YOU MARRY ME? EEEEE! THIS IS MEGUMI!
(No! Megumi! Get. Away. From the phone!)
NEVER! BACK OFF TIA! THIS I-
:Message 3:
Hi! Remember me, Kyo? I'm your anger management counselor! Here's your, lesson. Memorize this song! I now you go crazy and go rampaging, possibly murdering people when you hear it, but I'm going to play it anyways!
Everybody's got a water buffalo!
Yours is fast, and mine is slow
Oh!
Everybody's got a water buffalo!
Oh!
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo!
Yours is pink, and mine is blue!
Oh!
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo!
:Sherry & Brogo's Answering Machine:
Hi! This is Sherry! I'm a rich girl who lost her best friend to a freaky creature called a momodo!
You're telling them this, why?
I dunno, I needed an intro!
Well, that one was lame! You should say something like this! Hi! I'm Brogo! And I'm god! BOW BEFORE ME MORTAL!
Er…riiight…
Beep.
:Message 1:
Ello. Is this Sherry? 'Dis is the Muslims. Thank you for the money. We will soon have complete control over the world…And we also enjoy our new, plasma screen TV. Thank you for your time.
Oh, and, death to America. (A/N: NO OFFENSE TO THE MUSLIM PEOPLES! Seriously, it's just a joke)
:Message 2:
Listen, Sherry…Um, you were released from the nice looney house a little too soon. The nice men in white coats will be there to pick you up tomorrow.
:Message 3:
Seven days…Oh, wait! Sherry and Brogo? Damn! Wrong number again! (sigh) You'd think a dead person would get a decent phone book around here!
:Message 4:
Hey! Sherry? This is the Yenta. Look, I'm sorry, but Gollum's taken. Maybe that D&D guy?
:Iedo & Hyde's Answering Machine:
Hi! This is Hyde. Iedo's not here. Yup, still in the drama section. I forgot completely why he had to go into therapy…Oh, well! Leave a message or die.
Beep.
:Message 1:
This is the ACLU. We are suing you because we can, and because we care only for our greedy needs, and we're bored. Be in court on Thursday.
:Message 2:
Hyde! This is Zatch! I found out where babies come from!
:Message 3:
Hyde! Get me out of the drama section NOW! Dr. Phil's making me take the blob test for the twenty-eighth time!
:Message 4:
Seven…(sigh) Nevermind…Damn phonebook! That's it! From now on, I'm sticking to the operator!
:Message 5:
BOW BEFORE ME MORTAL! FOR, I AM GOD! AHAHAHA!
:Folgore & Conchome's Answering Machine:
Hi! I'm Conchome! Is your fridge running? AHAHA!
(A/N: This voice is in another room) Conchome, you a only do a that, when you're a calling someone!
Whatever!
Eh…Conchome! HELP A ME!
Why? What's wrong? Is the movie scary?
Silence.
Folgore?
(Foot steps and you hear Conchome's voice in another room) AHHHHHHH!
Beep.
:Message 1:
Is this the right number? YES! OH, wait…DAMMIT! Now, I'll have to call again to sound dark, and ominous!
:Message 2:
Ahem. Seven days…
:Message 3:
Parko? This is yo mama. Now, listen, I know your hormones have been going wild, since after all, you went out with:
Claire,
Daisy,
Molly,
Amanda,
Rachel,
Zoey,
Julia,
Hilary,
Emma,
Emily,
Paige,
Jude,
Danna,
Diane,
Bridgette,
your grandma,
Sherry,
Tia,
Matilda,
Wendy,
Winifred,
Winry,
Riza,
Lisa,
Grace,
Alicia,
Anna,
Colette,
Raine,
Sheena,
Rose,
me,
Melanie,
Heidi,
Amelia,
Katie,
Yamicho,
Fujicho,
Megumi (against her own will, might I add),
Maggie,
Michele,
Anita,
Sora,
Ivy,
May,
Mimi,
Maria,
Mariah,
your dead grandma,
Katlin,
Carrie,
Kari,
Jessica,
Ashley,
Brittney,
the other Lisa,
the other Brittney,
Sabrina,
Kendra,
Kayla,
Amy,
Natasha,
and several hobos. Now listen honey, if I get my hands on y-
(By that time the tape recorder had ran out tape)
:Megumi & Tia's Answering Machine:
Hi, everyone! I'm Megumi. A pop star idol, and am currently NOT DATING KYO. But, if I was, OMIGOSH! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!
And I'm Ti-
Beep.
:Message 1:
This is the ACLU. We are suing you as well.
:Message 2:
Hi, Megumi? Uh, listen, you weren't exactly allowed out of the nice looney house yet…so, the nice guys in white are standing outside your door right now! They…um, are going to take you to Kyo! So, be sure to stay close to them!
:Message 3:
BOW DOWN MORTAL!
(Brogo, what are you doing?)
Err…(changes to Hispanic accent) Uh, this is, not Brogo! It is…Raphael! From Holland!
(That's not a Dutch accent!)
YES IT IS! DON'T DIS MY ACCENT, YO!
(beating is heard)
Okay! Not really a fic, but I desperately needed and idea and this was the best I could come up with. Also, for the next chapter, should I do Conchome in Black, Folgore's Super Spy Movie, or should I do Zatch Bell THE MUSICAL! Review…NOW.