I shouldn't have done this…BUT I DID! Now prepare yourselves…FOR THE ZATCH BELL MUSICAL!
PS: I'll try to do the Folgore's Super Spy Movie, but I REALLY wanted to do a Zatch Bell Musical:P
Disclaimer: I do not own Zatch Bell. Or Sega's Sonic Adventure 2 Battle soundtrack. Or the musical Momma Mia. Or any other songs you might actually recognize. However, I DO own Zatch Bell: THE MUSICAL! And that's like 10 times better. ;)
It was war. The battle had been so intense. Zatch and Kyo were about ready to drop dead of exhaustion. Same as with Sherry and Brogo. Then, suddenly, as if out of no where…KYO STARTED SINGING! o.o
O-oh,
ye-ah!
Al-right!
Sherry and Brogo just stared. Zatch blinked. "Um, Kyo?"
When I don't show up, don't critize!
I'm, just living
by my own fe-elings!
Won't give in, won't compromise!
'Cause
I only have stead-fast, heartofgold!
"KYO! Seriously! You're scaring me now!"
Sherry looked at Brogo, and Brogo looked at Sherry. "?"
I don't know
why,
I care,
Ev-il that might be tough!
I'm out
control,
Just livin' by my word!
Don't ask me why,
I
don't need a rea-son,
I've got my way, MY OWN WAAAAAY!
Then Sherry suddenly piped up and joined Kyo in a harmonic, er, "song".
It doesn't matter!
Now what happens!
'Cause I will never, give up the fight!
Long
as the voice inside!
Drives me to run and fight!
It, doesn't
mat-ter,
Whoooooo is wrong, and who is right!
"OMIGOSH! Sherry! Not you, too!" Brogo yelled.
By now, Kyo and Sherry were doing these weird heroic poses along with their little song. Zatch and Brogo started inching away. But then, as if against their own will, ZATCH AND BROGO BEGAN TO SING:O
When I look back,
and I do-n't need to!
Tiiiime will wait, and I've got so
much to do!
Where do I start?
It's all good, it's all
good,
Where-ever I look, I can't be wrooooooooooong!
By now, EVERYONE was doing cheesy poses and singing along.
It doesn't
matter!
Now, what happens!
'Cause I will never, GIVE UP THE
FIGHT!
Long as the voice inside,
Drives me to run and fight
IT
ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT-CHA THINK IS RIIIIIIIIGHT!
After the last line, everyone seemed to have regained control temporarily.
"Woah…" Kyo stared for a minute. "THAT was weird…"
"No kidding…" Sherry dusted herself off.
Brogo raised an eyebrow. "Not much weirder than the other stuff the authoress has been doing to us."
"Hmm, true." Kyo looked up at the city. "Let's go see if the authoress has been doing this to the others."
They all nodded. They got up and walked towards the city.
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Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I'll
love ya!
Tomorro-
"ZATCH!"
"It's not me! IT'S THE AUTHORESS, DAMMIT!"
Everyone stood in silence. Did Zatch just…CUSS?
"HELLLLLLP!"
Our brave group of heroes looked into the sky to see Iedo and Hyde flying down.
Where can I
run?
Where can I hide?
Where can I go that you not?
"HYDE!"
"It's not me, I swear!"
"Hey guys!" Sherry said once they landed. "Hey, Iedo; got out of the drama section did you?"
"Yeah," he replied. "Iedo got my message, and he went in there to get me back and the weirdest thing happened…"
Brogo arched his eyebrow again. "Which was…?"
"He started singing! He left Dr. Phil mentally wounded for life!"
Hyde: --;
Everyone else: O.O;
While everyone was staring in disbelief, Iedo and Hyde suddenly did a pose and started singing.
We're talkin'
about the Y-M-C-A!
Where I wanna be!
Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to
stay at the Y-M-C-A!
"Makeitstop, makeitstop, makeitstop!" Brogo held his ears.
"Let's go find, Megumi!" Zatch yelled over Iedo and Hyde terrible singing.
"Good ideaaaaa!" Kyo screamed while holding his ears as he ran off.
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Susie was just standing at the bus stop thinking happily about fruit, when suddenly, she legs moved in the strangest way. She started dancing and singing!
Momma Mia,
Here I go again!
My, my
How can I resist ya?
Momma Mia,
Does it show again?
My, my
Just how much I missed ya!
People started staring.
Yes, I've been broken-hearted!
Through since the day we parted!
Why, why?
Did I ever let you go?
Normally, people would've thrown some sort of strange veggie at her, or something, but she was actually good: O
Momma Mia,
Now I really know,
My, my
I should not have let you go!
I was angry and sad,
When I knew we were through!
I can't count all the times
I have cried over you!
"SUSIE! NOT YOU TOO!" Susie turned to see Kyo and Zatch, and Sherry and Brogo, AND Iedo and Hyde running/flying in her direction.
"Oh, hi guys! I can sing!"
"No you can't!"
"Kyo! You don't like my singing?"
"Well, I do…"
"So it's good?"
"Yeah! But you're not a good singer…"
"But, I'm the one singing it…"
"Well, yeah…"
"And you liked the song right?"
"Yeah…"
"So you like my singing?"
"Well, no…"
"MAKE UP YOUR MIND!"
"Well, it's just that you aren't the one singing it!"
"Was someone else singing it?"
"Well no…"
"Then I was singing it!"
"NO!"
"BOTH OF YOU FUCK IT!" Sherry screamed.
"Don't tell my woman to fuck it!" Iedo said.
"Susie's my woman!" (Kyo)
"Yeah, whatever!"
"Um, I'm his woman."
"Oh…"
"Well, you could always date Megumi, Iedo…" Hyde patted his friend on the back.
"Uh, no. She's already turned into a psychopath Kyo fangirl."
"Uh, what?" asked Kyo.
Just then, they heard someone skipping down the pavement of the street singing a song…
Everybody's got a water buffalo!
Yours is fast, and mine is slow
Oh!
Everybody's got a water buffalo!
Oh!
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo!
Yours is pink, and mine is blue!
Oh!
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo!
"AHHHHHH!" Kyo ripped off his skirt and started frothing at the mouth. Everyone took little steps away from him. Then Kyo ran away like an animal on all fours, shoving an elderly man down a sewage pipe as he went.
"GRANDPA!" A little girl shouted as her grandfather fell down the sewage pipe and unknowingly became part of the world's ecosystem.
Then, the little girl broke out in song…
I, miss you…
Miss you sooo bad…
I can't for-get you!
Oh, it's so sad…
I hope you can hear me,
I remember it clearly!
The day,
You-ou slipped away!
Was the day,
I found it, won't be the sa-ame!
While in mid-song, the person who had been singing the "Water buffalo" song ran past the little girl and "accidentally" shoved her down the sewage pipe. "YAY! GRANDPA!" (splash)
"KYYYYYYYYO?" Apparently the evil water-buffalo person was Megumi. With Tia following after her. "Hi guys!" she waved.
"Uh, hi?" greeted Zatch.
"'Ello! 'ow's everybody a'doin'?" …And out of nowhere Folgore and Conchome showed up…and they started singing…of course…
I wanna be,
The very best!
Like no one ever was
(ever was) Conchome
To catch them is my real test!
To train them is my cause!
"What the heck? Where'd that come from?" Tia and Hyde yelled.
Conchome and Folgore shrugged. "Dunno" (Folgore) "We just felt like singing it…" (Conchome)
Megumi then noticed Susie, and hatred began to burn deep inside of her. She started singing…again…
Anything you can do,
I can do better!
I can do anything better than you!
Susie joined in.
No you can't!
Yes I can! (Megumi)
No you can't!
YES I CAN! (Megumi)
In her rage, Megumi pounced on Susie and began mauling her.
"HEY! DON'T HURT MY WOMAN!" Iedo yelled. "GEECAIR!" Hyde sent a blast of wind and knocked Megumi over.
Sherry and Brogo were the only sane people there, because Iedo was beating Megumi along with Susie, Zatch and Hyde had broke into a duet of "I'm in Love with Stacey's Mom", Kyo was…somewhere, and Conchome and Folgore had begun breakdancing for who know's why. Oh, and Tia…well, no one cares about Tia. Sherry and Brogo looked up and screamed, "MAKE IT STOP!"
"Hmm…well, it's so funny to you all sing…"
"…Please?"
Brogo gasped. "SHERRY! You said the "P" word!"
"Shut up Brogo…"
"Sure. I'll make it stop. But only if you track down. He's necessary for my fic."
So, everyone stopped what they were doing and ran over the hills looking for Kyo. Well, except for Iedo, who had begun to sing.
And I wonder if you ever think about me anymore,
And I wonder if think about me when you're bored,
And I wonder if you ever think about me when you're hanging in New York!
Meh, kind of a crappy ending, but it's the best I could come up with. R&R.