This...is random. I'm writing this because I promised I would would. READ MY BEYBLADE FIC! (Em, you'll notice some things I might've stolen...)

Disclaimer: I don't own Zatch Bell...or any product that you see in here and recognize.

"DAMN YOU!" Brogo tossed the gamecube controller on the floor.

Sherry, who heard Brogo's outburst, rushed in. "Brogo! What the heck are you doing?" She was mad, because, she had personally bought that game as Brogo's Christmas present.

"DAMN YOU IKE! WHY MUST YOU BE SUCH A WIMPY LORD?"

Sherry stared at the screen. "You can keep playing y'know."

"And LOSE a character? ARE YOU MAD WOMAN?" Brogo shrieked as he pressed the restart button.

"Uh-huh...Well, I have good news!"

"What?" muttered Brogo.

"I just called Geico and saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance!"

Brogo jumped up, completely forgetting Fire Emblem. "Omigosh! No way!" Brogo started break-dancing, while Sherry started doing a jig. "Wait..." Brogo stopped. "Do you even have a car?"

Sherry stopped. "Ummm...no."

"..."

"...WHO CARES? It's Geico man!"

"Right!" Brogo and Sherry started dancing again. "Let's go to the mall to celebrate!"

"Okay!" Sherry replied, as they danced out the door.

Switch to a picture with Zatch in a newsman's outfit.

"And now for something completely different!"

Switches to Hong-Kong

Lee-Ann's father was sitting at his desk staring at Wanre. Lee-Ann had gone off to do something, and suggested they bond. So far it wasn't going well. (A/N: I was wondering if anyone noticed that Wanre has the same voice as Regal from Tales of Symphonia? My bro noticed it!)

Wanre nervously fiddled his fingers and noticed a cell phone on the man's desk. Hoping to lighten the mood, he pointed out, "Nice cell phone."

Lee-Ann's father looked at it and picked it up. "Thank you. It's my special phone."

"Er, special?" Wanre shifted uncomfortably.

"A Sprint. It's my little way of handing to the man."

"...But you ARE the man."

"I know."

"...So...you're handing to yourself?"

"…"

"…"

"...Maybe."

Goes back to Zatch.

"Back to our pointless drabble!"

Switches to the mall.

Brogo and Sherry were dancing through the mall happily (while people were staring at them), when Kyo ran up frantically. "GUYS! I need your help!"

Brogo stopped dancing. "Aw, man! Ya threw off my groove!"

"...Right. Well, anybob, how can we help with what?" (Sherry)

"I'm going on a date with Suzie, but my breath really stinks!"

"How bad?" Brogo asked.

Kyo blew lightly on Brogo.

"It's not that-" Brogo started to reply, when the smell hit his nose. He started gagging and rolling on the floor as his face turned orange.

Sherry stared blankly, as Kyo hung his head. "Great! NOW what am I supposed to do?"

Zatch suddenly popped out of no where. "I know Kyo! Try a Rip'n Slip!"

Kyo looked up. "What?"

"A Rip'n Slip!" Zatch took a package from his pocket. "It's so simple! Just rip-" Zatch unwrapped it, "Slip-" he then slipped it on his finger, "And brush!" Zatch slipped it over his teeth. "Ahhh..."

Kyo looked at it thoughtfully and then took it. "Let's see...Rip, Slip, and Brush!" Kyo imitated what Zatch had done. "Ahhh..."

"Hey! Let me try one!" Sherry grabbed for it and Brogo struggled to get one himself amidst his gagging.

They all followed the steps. "Rip, Slip, and ahhh..." After that Brogo had regain normal breathing. "Hey! This is almost as good as Geico!"

Before they knew it, they were all dancing own the mall doing the Rip'n Slip. "Rip, Slip, and Bush! Ahhh...Rip, Slip, and Brush! Ahhh..."

Kyo stopped and blew on some random person. When they stared at him blankly, he rejoiced. "I'm cured!" He then proceeded to run off to see Suzie.

Goes back to Zatch.

"Now for more franchising!"

Goes to Hong-Kong

Lee-Ann quietly grabbed some keys and slipped out her front door. She tip-toed to her garage, and got in a really cool-looking Silverado. When she cranked up, the engine, her dad woke up and realized what was happening. He ran outside to stop her, but the car was already gone. He quickly hopped in his wife's jeep and took off.

Farther down the road, Lee-Ann picked up Wanre, and they started driving through a tunnel. Wanre suddenly spotted Lee-Ann's father's car, with Lee-Ann's father waiting for them up ahead. Lee-Ann pulled it to a stop and got out, making sure Wanre was shielded behind her.

"Dad! Listen!"

"Lee-Ann..."

"Wanre and I are getting married! You can't stop us! I lo-"

"It's okay Honey, I understand."

Lee-Ann and Wanre stand there gaping, until her father says, "Just, take your mom's car!" He tossed them the keys, and came over to receive the keys to his Silverado. Once he had them, he jumped in his car and drove off, leaving Lee-Ann and Wanre totally dumbstruck.

Goes back to Zatch.

"...And back to our drabble..."

At the mall.

"Aw, man!" Iedo pulled off his headphones. "I'm all outta juice!"

Hyde looked up. "Juice?"

"Batteries."

"Oh! So you need power!"

"Sure."

"Why not use Duracell? It never stops running!"

"…What?"

"Duracell! The power that never ends!"

"…" Iedo scooted a few inches away from Hyde. "Oookay then."

Zatch time!

"Now, for more commercials!"

Goes to Wanre and Lee-Ann

Wanre was sitting in a chair, happily listening to music with Snickers on his head, when Lee-Ann and some of her father's henchmen showed up.

"Oh, hello Lee-Ann!" he greeted.

"Uh, hi, Wanre…" she shifted uncomfortably. Wanre noticed all of the others were shifting and coughing. Something was up.

"What is it?"

"Um, W-Wanre…" Lee-Ann cleared her throat, "I think you should know that we know…you're bald."

Wanre was stunned for a minute, then said, "What are you guys talking about?" he laughed.

"Wanre! You should take off the Snickers! It's not fooling anyone!" She sighed and walked away, and so did the others.

Wanre sat for a minute, before totally breaking down.

Zino walked by Wanre, happily eating a Snicker. After just a moment, he dropped it and started hacking and stuff. "Oh (hack) NO! (hack hack hack) I'm allergic to chocolate!"

Zatch Bell News

"…And back to the drabble."

"The drabble"

Conchome and Folgore were standing on golf course. "Folgore?" Conchome looked up. "What are we doing here?"

"I'm a not a sure…"

Suddenly they heard weird music, and looked to where a little bald guy was dancing to strange music. It was creepy. Then he went from doing a funky little jig, to trying to seduce them or something. Folgore and Conchome: O.O;;;

The little man pointed rapidly at the sign on the bus. After a few minutes, he saw that they were not getting it, and grabbed them and stuffed them in his bus.

"EEEE! Mommy! HELP!" they both screamed.

"Come to Six Flags, kids!" a voice said, right before the little man popped back up and started pole dancing on a pole that appeared magically.

-.o;

My, gosh…

O.o "Well, anyway…more commercials!"

Commercials

Wanre and Lee-Ann sat…doing nothing. Then she turned to him and said, "Wanre?"

He turned his head. "Hm?"

"Do you ever get the feeling some crazy authoress captured us, and are now forcing us to do weird versions of commercials she's seen?"

"Yeah! Wow, we really understand each other!"

While Wanre and Lee-Ann ended up making out, I grabbed my neutralizer, just in case.

They're on to me! Skipping ahead to a Mia and Megumi Production!

Megumi and Mia were jumping rope. First regular, then double Dutch, then triple whatever, and kept going until they were jumping 27 ropes at once. Megumi, of course, tripped and did a face plant, breaking her nose in the process. Mia, however, forced herself to trip since she WAS Megumi's little slave.

When they both stood up, Megumi punched Mia in the nose and said, "X-Box 360!"

o.O "What does that have to do with the X-Box 360?"

Megumi kept on smiling like an idiot with a broken nose. "X-Box 360!"

-.o "That's almost as retarded as that lotion's slogan. 'You can't always train your best friend, but you can train your skin' or something.

"…Axe body spray for guys!"

x.X;

Done! Hahaha…I finally got the chapter up! R&R!