Yeah, I'm finally updating and…stuff. So enjoy.

Disclaimer: Lallyzippo is not the owner person of Zatch Bell. She just watches it. SUSIE AND KYO FOREVER! Ahem. Cough. Nor does she own Cash Cab, Ryan Seacrest, Laura Croft, Van Hellsing, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Six Flags, Men in Black, The Dreaming, or Naruto.

Conchome and Folgore sat in the back of the bus that was now kidnapping them. It was…slightly strange. But only a little.

"Don't-a worry, Conchome."

Conchome looked up. "Folgore are you crazy? Some little bald guy was trying to seduce us, and then he grabbed us and threw us in this Six Flags van!"

"Don't-a worry!" Folgore tried to calm his little friend down. "This is-a completely normal!"

"…Woah, really?" Conchome looked up.

"Uh, sure-a!"

"Um, okay!"

Just then lights started flashing through-out the car, and some crazy guy with a creepy looking smile turned around. "Congrats! You're in the cash cab! Wanna win some moo-lah?" he said licking his lips.

"…HELL, YEAH!" they yelled in unison.

"Ooooookay…First question! Who is the creator of Naruto?"

"MASASHI KISHIMOTO!" Conchome screamed.

"Aww…That is absolutely correct!" he yelled.

Folgore looked at Conchome. "Since-a when do you-a read Manga…a?"

Conchome looked up. "Y'know, Anko? She's totally my mom."

"Conchome. I'm not friggen stupid."

"Okay, fine whatever. BUT MAN, I WISH SHE WAS MY MOMMA! But when did you lose your accent?"

After recovering from Conchome's sudden blast of puberty, Folgore answered: "I'm not really Italian. I'm actually some random Mexican immigrant that killed Folgore."

Conchome was quiet for a minute until he questioned, "Why am I not flipping out over this?"

"Dunno," Imposter Folgore replied as he put the neutralizer behind his back.

"Okay, slav- I mean, contestants, NEXT question! What's a French word for a social blunder?"

"Faux Paw," Conchome answered blankly.

"Aww…That is absolutely correct!" he yelled. "Next question! What was a bird in Egyptian Mythology that was said to be immortal by rising from its own ashes?"

"Phoenix." Conchome again.

"Aww…That is absolutely correct!" he yelled.

"How is it that you know more than I do about my own world?" Imposter Folgore asked.

"Because, you're not the REAL Folgore, you just randomly created and have only been in existence for 23 lines. Not to mention, CHICKS DIG DA SMART PEOPLE!"

"…Okay, since when did you hit puberty?"

"Since this chapter. Duh."

"Next question! So, far you've won 5 million bucks!"

"Huh…? How'd we do that?" Conchome asked.

"YUZZ! WORLD-DOMINATION!" Imposter Folgore screeched. He stood up to do a cheer or something, but hit the top of the van and blacked out for the next few questions.

"What type of rock are the faces of the presidents of Mount Rushmore carved out of?"

"Granite."

"Aww…That is absolutely correct!" he yelled. "What is the author's name for the Manga The Dreaming?"

"Queenie-Chan."

"Aww…That is absolutely correct!" he yelled. "Who plays Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars Trilogy?"

"Ewan McGregor. And I've just started to notice that you have no originality whatsoever. You always try to dupe me into thinking that I've totally missed the question, but in reality I got it. Gosh, you're as bad as Ryan Seacrest!"

Suddenly, Ryan Seacrest popped out of nowhere and slammed the driver's head into the wheel. "You BITCH! You stole my line!"

"Ya wanna bring it, man-whore?" the driver screeched as he got out of the car.

They got into a bitch fight, with their long nails and were trying to claw each other's eyes out and stuff, when the Imposter Folgore woke up. "Woah, where am I? Why am I not in Mexico?" He looked around. "And…where are my wings?" He tried to jump in an attempt to fly, but succeeded in knocking himself out again. Conchome watched the chaos until he got tired of it, and went to Starbucks or something.

"Hm, I wonder where Folgore could be…?" he wondered aloud as he sipped his Frapiccino. He stroked his goatee as he read the newspaper. And it was then that he passed a headline reading, Hummingbirds Attack Tokyo! Millions Dead!

"…" Conchome sipped his coffee some more. I wonder if Zatch is okay…?

"I'M SORRY I SQUASHED YOUR GREAT AUNT FIVE TIMES REMOVED! IT WAS AN ACCIDEEEEEEEEEENT!" Zatch screeched as he, like so many others, disappeared into the sky.

Conchome kept reading until he came across some headline that said Cash-Cab Guy Is Gay Pedophile! Heh Heh…Guy and Gay are spelled almost the exact same aren't they? Conchome did a double take. Yeah…yeah, that's what it said…Conchome sipped his coffee again.
The bitch-fight between Ryan Seacrest and Cash-Cab guy ended when Cash-Cab guy threw Seacrest out the window of some five-story building. "HOW DO YA LIKE THAT MAN-WHORE?" he screeched. "Don't EVER try to steal MY uke again!"

He turned around to see five kids huddled around their mother, terrified. What was this crazy pedophile doing in their apartment?

"Uh, I can…explain…?" He then spotted the oldest son. "Hey there, big-boy," he cooed. "Ya want some moo-lah?"

"…HELL, YEAH!" he yelled.

But then there was a gunshot that went straight through Cash-Cab's head. Then his heart and other random places after that. As he bled all over the carpet, the children turned to their mother, who was seriously packing heat, with dozens of different guns. "NOBODY MOLESTS MY KIDS!" Laura Croft screamed.

"Mummy," her daughter tugged on her vest, "May we eat him, too?"

"Yes, of course, sweetie," she cooed.

As her children fed on Cash-Cab guy's corpse, Laura Croft cackled. "Feed, my darlings, FEED!" she wailed sounding very similar to that one vampire chick in Van Hellsing.

Conchome got tired of sipping coffee, so he got like, five dates or something and went to go see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. He didn't even have to pay for a ticket because the cashier thought his goatee was so damn sexy. Which it was. Maybe the real Folgore was rubbing off on him…?

Well, anyway, it got to the part where Jack, Will, and that former captain who's name isn't even worth mentioning got into that three-way swordfight and were rolling around on that broken mill-wheel-thing trying to get the key to the dead man's chest from each other, when Conchome burst out laughing like his gut was gonna fall out with soda spewing out of his nose.

That's when some old lady chick stood up with her cane and all and was like, "Hey asshole! Shut the hell up so we can fucking watch the damn movie!"

Conchome stopped laughing and glared at the old chick. Then he sicked his hookers of death on her, and they beat her with their sex-toy paddles.

Of course, that made the little men in theater outfits come out ready to drag the hookers, the old chick, and Conchome out of the theater. They ended up dragging the hag and the hookers out, but they let Conchome stay because they fell in love with his outrageously awesome goatee. Maybe it was magic!

So he continued to watch the movie, until the ending part, at that scary girl's house was handing out drinks and stuff. Then Elizabeth and her looked up and were all like, "Omigosh! That goatee is SO sexy!"

"…Eh?"

Then it looked like they were banging on the camera trying to get into the theater. The room started shaking and everyone ran out screaming, except Conchome. Oh, don't get me wrong; he was OUTTA THERE. It's just that, now that he had his awesome goatee, he was too COOL to run or scream. So he just kind of speed-walked out of the theater without saying anything.

"AHH!" Zatch screamed as he continued floating. It was then that he noticed Folgore. "Folgore? What are you doing up here? And where's Conchome?"

"The hummingbirds-a carried me up-a here! Conchome…dunno who he-a is."

"LE GASP! That can only mean one thing…" Zatch hissed with shifty eyes. "Some Mexican immigrant kidnapped Conchome through the Six Flags Bus in the last chapter, because he was a total pedophile, and used a neutralizer from the M.I.B. to make you forget who Conchome is so he could have Conchome all to himself, and then sicked this giant flock of Hummingbirds on Tokyo so you could never intervene between them!"

"…You're-a French?"

"…Maybe…"

"Where's-a Kyo?"

"In here, who knows?"

Kyo was in side his room wearing a Viking hat. Then he got bored, so he decided to break dance.

Ha, yeah, done. Took me two hours to type this. Sad, I know. Raging-mongoose may find some comedy I ripped off in here, so uh, sorry? A good deal was all original though. R&R.