Attention! 3

Chapter 4: First Club Meeting

"Do you two really have to be here?" I asked Amii and Lacinda. They exchanged looks before looking at me.

"Yes," they answered together. I sighed.

"Really? Why are you two so excited about being here? It's my university. You're awfully excited about coming to a school that doesn't have the host club."

"But it has you," Amii said sweetly.

"You're planning something."

"Yes, but it's not bad. I swear that I won't disturb your club today."

"Ok, fine. You have to tell me afterwards though."

"Deal!"

"Ok then. You can stay with me then."

"Yay!"

"The Gods of Pudding have smiled upon us!"

"Lacinda hasn't had any pudding in almost a week so she really needs some if that's possible."

"After the club meeting, I'll take you to the store and buy Lacinda a whole package of pudding."

"YES!"

"Thank you, Kyon! You're so kind! She's missed her pudding so much!"

"Then I guess it's a good thing I'm buying her some," I replied with a smile while walking into the room I was told the club meeting was in. I frowned at the dimly lit room when I walked in.

"Wow."

"This place is a dump."

"Lacinda, behave," I scolded.

"Fine," she grumbled.

"Do it for your pudding."

"You won't even recognize me because of how well behaved I'll be."

"Good."

"Why don't I get bribed to behave?"

"If you behave, I'll make it easier for you to torture Tamaki by giving you his new number."

"Remember how well behaved I was in high school?"

"Yeah. I barely recognized you when we first saw each other again because of the difference."

"I'll be that well behaved."

"I'll throw in Ritsu's number for you and a second package of pudding for Lacinda."

"Deal," they both said together.

"Good. Now, in the room."

"Ok!" They ran inside and went to sit against a wall. I shook my head and walked inside as well. As I turned the corner around some training equipment, I had to jump because of a dark figure there with a creepy smile.

"Welcome to the Second Martial Arts Club. It's time I tested your abilities," the guy said in a creepy voice.

"This is weirder than Michi's secret Black Magic obsession."

"Prepare yourself!" The guy launched himself at me and tried to throw a kick at my face. I caught the kick and then took hold of the leg and threw him on the ground before moving over to him and putting my foot on his chest.

"Your kick needs a little work. If you added a bit more power behind it and some more speed, it could be a force to be reckoned with. We can work on that and improve it pretty easily if we do it right." He took the hood off his head and grinned at me.

"You really are a master martial artist and great teacher, aren't you?"

"So you've heard of me?"

"Yeah. Kazuhiko told us that he's recruiting someone amazing that is a true master. I didn't think she'd be as pretty as you are."

"You're cute," I told the guy while taking my foot off his chest and offering him my hand to help him up. He took my help and then just grinned at me.

"Well, we're the first two here. Can we work on something together, like my speed or my strength?"

"How about we wait until after we've found a proper training area. This is way too small for more than four people and I can barely see since it's so dim."

"Ok," he mumbled.

"Don't worry. You'll be one great martial artist by the time I'm through with you."

CRASH!

"Amii and Lacinda!" I spun around to face the two girls. They quickly pointed at each other. I sighed and looked at the dusty training dummy they were next to that had fallen. I pointed at it with a scowl. "Explain."

"We were trying to dust it off," they told me together.

"You may continue."

"Ok." They knelt down by the dummy and went back to work.

"I thought you were only recruiting one person, Kazuhiko?"

"I did only recruit one. I don't know who those two are." I looked at the voices and bowed.

"Hello Kazuhiko-sempai. I apologize for bringing these two, but I couldn't lose them."

"We always know where she is. It's like we have a tracker that's impossible to get rid of," Amii explained with pride.

"I have no idea how they always find me, but they do."

"We'll never lose you… ever."

"Clean," I ordered sternly.

"Roger that!"

"Anyways, they're not here for very long. They'll be gone by Monday. They don't live here so they'll be going home."

"I see."

"You don't look like you're very good at martial arts."

"Looks can be deceiving."

"She caught my kick and threw me down easily!"

"You're just not very good."

"Hey! You're not so great yourself!"

"Enough you two."

"Looks like we're a little late to the party."

"Told you that we should have left sooner."

"Yeah, yeah. You were right."

"Hey, where's Enosuke? He's usually here by now."

"He said that he'll be here around ten minutes after the meeting's scheduled to start. I figured we'd just relax until he got here. After he's here, we can start."

"Sounds good, Kazuhiko."

"Yeah."

"I'm game."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"What is it, Amii?" I asked calmly at her scream.

"It's a spider," she cried. I sighed and walked over to where she was. I looked at it before bending down and holding my hand out. I carefully pushed the spider into my hand and then moved away from the area she was cleaning with Lacinda.

"It's just a daddy long leg. You probably scared the poor thing."

"It scared me!"

"Yes, but you're fine. You could have killed this little guy."

"It's fine too!"

"Wanna look closely so you can see how terrified it is?" I questioned while looking at her evilly.

"No! Keep that evil monster away from me!"

"He's harmless."

"If you keep it away, you won't have to give me anyone's numbers!"

"Awwww, is the creepy human scared?"

"I'm not creepy!"

"You find me anytime I move."

"I'm just good at what I do."

"I still have the spider."

"I'll go back to cleaning quietly."

"Good." I took the spider to the small window and set it on the windowsill before opening it up so the spider could go free. After a little hesitation, the spider skittered out the open window. I watched it leave and then closed the window before moving back to the members of my new club.

"Hey, what's the new girl's name anyways?" asked the boy I had beat upon entering.

"That will be discussed during the meeting."

"But it's hard to flirt without knowing her name."

"If you were really good at it, you wouldn't need someone's name," I said while watching Amii and Lacinda clean.

"You'd always need a name to woo someone."

"You greatly underestimate the skills that someone can have when it comes to that."

"No, I don't. It's impossible to woo someone without a name." I faced the guy with a smile.

"Looks like I need to prove something to you."

"You can't do it."

"Watch me." Amii gasped.

"Could it be?" she questioned happily. I faced her with a smile.

"If you would be so kind as to announce it," I prompted.

"It's a dream come true! Hang on a second!" She pulled out her phone and typed a message before lowering it with a grin.

"You didn't," I groaned.

"I did," she chirped happily. I sighed. Just then, her phone went off. She put it on speaker as she answered. "Renge, are you ready on your end?"

"Yeah! Are the challengers ready?"

"Yes they are! Now, it's time to begin the fourth and most epic yet hosting battle!"

"Get ready everyone for one of the hosted to become the host!"

"Now, it's time to HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!"

"I'll flip the coin," Lacinda announced. "Call it in the air!" She pulled out a coin and flipped. I sighed.

"Heads."

"It's tails! The boy from earlier gets his shot at trying to woo someone! To be impartial, it cannot be Amii or myself!"

"Or Renge since that'd be cheating!"

"And host!" I sighed as the boy blinked blankly.

"Just try to woo someone here. They're a little weird sometimes, but it's something you get used to."

"Right." He looked to one of the girls and bowed in front of her. "My beautiful Haruka, I didn't know what it meant to be speechless until I met you. You're the epitome of beauty and you have stolen my heart." The girl sighed. "And that's how it's done," he said with a grin. I giggled.

"That's a solid attempt for your first shot."

"Now, it's time for the hosted to host! Show him how it's done," Amii cheered. I put up my hair before moving to kneel before the girl. I let out a deep breath before slowly lifting my eyes to look at her. I switched to my boy voice that I had used while in the host club to make it better.

"I'm a little nervous. After all, it's been a long time since I've tried to woo such a beautiful girl, even longer since I tried without my brother helping me. All I can say is that your beauty is unmatched. Only you can hold this level of beauty and grace. My dear, I may not know your name, but your face will forever be etched into my mind. I would be honored if you gave me but a moment of your time. Even though I'm no prince, I want to be around you, my princess."

"Wow," she muttered softly. I gently took her hand in mine and pressed a gentle kiss to the back of it before looking up at her with a mischievous smile and a wink. With that done, I stood up and faced Amii and Lacinda.

"Have the two of you learned your lesson about having me as the target of a hosting battle?" I questioned.

"Yes," they replied with Renge.

"We should have you host in them instead," Amii and Renge gushed together.

"I regret my decision."

"As you should," Lacinda told me in a sympathetic tone. I hung my head in defeat.

"Now then! The hosted gets to make her choice on who did better! Miss, do you think the boy was better or our dear friend?"

"Her. She did so great. I was charmed, even though she's a girl."

"I guess Tamaki did teach me a few things."

"I'm telling him!"

"Renge, no!"

"I'll call him right now. Bye!" CLICK!

"Daddy will be so proud of his little girl," Amii teased with a grin.

"Shut up."

"I'm here everyone."

"Great. Now we can put aside that Mashiro got completely destroyed by our new girl."

"Hey! I didn't do that badly!"

"Yes you did," the other members of the club that were there replied along with Amii and Lacinda.

"Now then, I guess that the first order of business should be introducing ourselves for the benefit of our new member."

"Oh Kazuhiko, no wonder why you're president," gushed the girl beside him.

"Actually, it's because Enosuke didn't want to be," he replied to her.

"I really didn't," replied the newest arrival.

"But still, you're so wonderful," she gushed in reply,

"Not really Chinatsu. It's a basic thing." I silently shook my head at the failure at flirting and being flirted with that was just displayed.

"Kyon, that just made me sad. Please teach her," Amii pleaded in a whisper.

"I'm sorry, are you causing a disruption and not cleaning?" I asked nonchalantly.

"Cleaning is good! Cleaning is fun! So is being silent," she sang before falling silent again while continuing to clean.

"Ok then," Kazuhiko said slowly. "Now, to start this off, I'm Kazuhiko Matsumoto. I'm the club's president and my favorite martial arts style is karate." He looked at the girl beside him.

"I'm Chinatsu Enomoto. I'm the club's vice-president and Kazuhiko's most trusted friend. My favorite martial arts style is karate."

"I'm Haruka Harada. My favorite martial arts style is tae-kwon-do, and I promise that I don't typically go for girls." I gave her a thumbs up to show I understood.

"I'm Daichi Hayashi. I'm Haruka's best friend so please don't do that thing from earlier ever again. My favorite martial arts style is tae-kwon-do."

"I'm Mashiro Fujiwara. I like all martial arts."

"I guess I'll be the last one before our new member. My name is Enosuke Sugihara, and my preferred fighting style is karate."

"I guess it's my turn then." I grinned. "My name is Kyon Madaramay. I am unable to choose a preferred martial arts form as my family takes a bit from each discipline in order to create our own style of fighting. I assure you all that I will be able to strictly fight whatever style I must, as long as I am not using a weapon I am unfamiliar with or nunchucks."

"You're the famous, amazing, talented martial artist, Kyon Madaramay?" Haruka questioned loudly.

"Yeah."

"No way! Now I'm even more ok with the fact that you won!"

"Glad you feel that way."

"There's no way you're someone like that," Daichi responded with a scowl. I grinned at him.

"We can settle this one of two ways. Either we can spar right here and now, or you can come to a demonstration I'm doing on Tuesday."

"I want to see you fail in front of others."

"I won't. You can still come though. In fact, you're all invited that way we can clear this up easily and quickly."

"Great."

"I will be doing the demonstration at Ouran Public High School at 10 o'clock."

"Alright."

"Kyon! Daddy was in the area and he came to see his little girl when he heard the great news!" I turned my head to look at Amii.

"You told him where we were?" I snapped.

"I didn't! I swear!" I looked at Lacinda.

"I didn't either!"

"Renge told me!"

"Who told Renge?" I snapped.

"I did! It was part of my message on the hosting battle! Forgive me!"

"Damn it, Amii! This was supposed to be somewhat normal!"

"I'm sorry! Forgive me! Please!"

"You don't get the number!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She crumpled to the ground in despair so I turned to face Tamaki again.

"Please don't do anything weird," I told him. He was instantly growing mushrooms in a corner.

"Kyon doesn't like Daddy anymore. Mommy's out of the country so Daddy's all alone," he muttered. I sighed while moving to his side and crouching down.

"Hey, don't act like this. I still care. It's just that this is the first time I'm meeting the members of the martial arts club I just joined so I didn't want things to be different from how they would normally be in a martial arts club. I'm sorry if I upset you. I really didn't mean to."

"So you still like me?" I smiled at him.

"Of course I do. What daughter could dislike her own father when he's like you?"

"Yay!" He instantly had me in his arms and was spinning me around.

"Let me go!"

"Daddy's so happy!"

"Let me go!"

"Daddy's so happy that his little girl still loves him!"

"Tamaki-senpai, let me go!" He instantly released me and pouted.

"You didn't call me Father."

"Because you were trying to strangle me!"

"I was not! Kyon, I'd never do something like that!"

"You could have fooled me!"

"I MISS MOMMY!"

"Oh no. You're going to call him and cry about how much you miss him again, aren't you?"

"MOMMY, WHY DID YOU LEAVE DADDY?"

"Kyoya's going to kill me," I muttered. As if on cue, my phone went off with the special ringtone I had for Kyoya. I slowly pulled out my phone and put it to my ear. "Hi Kyoya," I greeted slowly.

"What did you do?" he asked right away.

"Why do you automatically assume I did something?"

"We're engaged, remember? That means I know you."

"Fair point."

"Now, what did you do?"

"Uhhhhhhh… have fun talking with Tamaki?"

"Why?" he groaned.

"It was an accident, I swear! Please don't be mad, Kyoya! I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to!" Suddenly, I no longer had the phone.

"KYOYA, MON AMI! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!"

"Tamaki, that's my phone! Give it back!"

"KYOYAAAAAA! MON AMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" He then went off in French. I sighed.

"Senpai, your French is showing," I stated. He looked at me with tears and cried in French about how much he missed his best friend and the whole club, including the "shady twins."

"What's he talking about?"

"I don't know. She said something about French, but I don't understand French." I sighed.

"Senpai, don't make me." He continued to cry about missing everyone. I switched to French. "Tamaki, calm down. You should go see your wonderful girlfriend and talk to her. She'll make you feel better. Besides, I'm sure she misses you. Go see her and let her know how much you love her. Please calm down. I know that you miss him, but you're making me a bit sad since you're taking up some of the time I get to speak with my fiancé by talking to him about missing him. I know I'm being selfish, but I want a turn doing that."

"You're right, Kyon. I have to go now, Kyoya." He handed me my phone and then ran from the room. "I'm coming, Mahalyn!" I sighed after him before looking to my club.

"I'm really sorry about everything. Would you mind if I went to take this call?"

"Go ahead. We'll all meet up again for your demonstration. Club activities are over for today."

"Thanks. Bye everyone. It was nice meeting you all." I ran from the room while putting the phone to my ear. "Kyoya, I'm sorry about everything."

"That's alright. I'm just happy to hear your voice again."

Me- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Kyon- Shut up! You caused trouble again!

Me- It's not my fault Renge revealed our location!

Kyon- Once again, I bring up the fact that YOU WROTE IT!

Me- *crying* Kyon, why are you always so mean to me?

Kyon- I'm done.

Lacinda-Wait for us!

Kyon- Hurry!

Lacinda-Let us do the disclaimer.

Kyon-Fine.

Me-Sooooooo… I don't own OHSHC or its characters.

Lacinda- She owns me… and her… and Kyon… and the new club… and the GREAT GODS OF PUDDING!

Me- Let's go! We gotta get pudding in her stat! Join us next chapter!