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Yuri-sage: You are excused and where does Water came from, well there are several answers, first I feel like it, second in the Anime the Uzumaki had red hair but obviously Naruto took after his father and I wanted something else through which Naruto could show that he was an Uzumaki. The Uzumaki lived in Uzushiogakure which was an island surrounded by ocean so obviously the Uzumaki were main water specialist. There Also other answers but let's just stop here

Flex Luthor: I will put it in crossover section if I decided to include more crossover element which I don't think I would. I am just going to have have only 3 more characters from fairy tail universe to make an appearance in the fic nothing more than that.

Nightshadegirl: Well thank you and of course Naruto is making friends and regarding pranking the whole city, remember Naruto gave his words to not include the civilians but still it is an awesome idea.

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Chapter

Vacation Part 4: Prankster Regime Program

(Elemental Nation, Wind Nation

Sunagakure No Sato

18th October )

Sabuku no Rasa, The Yondaime Kazekage of the Village Hidden in Sand, was in his office, thinking of ways that he could increase the quality of Shinobi in his village and was preparing a training regiment for them. He stills remember the challenge that Naruto issued to the chunin and how he made it a measuring scale to gauge the strength of his shinobi. He could still hear the screams of the genin that were hanging in the air. It was 2 in the afternoon and if he was right Naruto met with his children at 9:00 at the playground and had started the prank near 10 and he has yet to hear any news of them being caught was yet to be heard by him. Meanwhile he was also looking for various things to add in the alliance and discuss them with the Hokage before the go back to Konoha. He was thinking of adding a student exchange program between the two village to boost the alliance and increase the quality of his ninja if they get the opportunity to be taught by the best from both Suna and Konoha.

'What are they doing today' he thought as he gazed outside to see the mayhem that has been caused and what exactly was he gazing at he saw several shinobi pants of his shinobi hanging or more exactly sticking at the academy. He sighed looking at the scene ' Maybe giving them the authority to prank every single shinobi in vicinity was a bad idea' He thought while looking outside. He waited for few more hours as his secretary entered the office.

"Lord Kazekage" She said as he looked at her "A team of 18 genin and 8 chunin and 5 ANBU are here with your children and the Uzumaki child." The Kage nodded as he motioned her to send them inside he noticed several Genin, Chunin and ANBU flanked the room. He looked at their attire with an amused expression from behind the veil while trying to stop himself from snickering. As he was looking at them he noticed that not one of his Jounin were here he decided to forget about them for now, and looked towards the rest, Genin sweet genins were standing there with their faces red either from shame, anger or fatigue unknow, well they were panting very much. All of his genins were colorful they had pink on their hair, red in the face, okay maybe it was color, some spots of yellow on the pants including splashes of blue and black and white here and there.

The Chunin, if he remembers correctly it was a chunin that resulted in the challenge, 'now where is that chunin' Rasa thought while looking amongst the chunin with various expression, some of horror to that of fear as if they had a meeting with Shukaku himself. His gaze finally settled on the Chunin who was currently hiding amongst the crowds his face black and clothes with splashes of blue, it looked like he there was sand was sticking on the body of several chunin.

And the ANBU well they were mostly clear apart from the few sign of usage of sand on them and looked better than the rest.

Rasa let out a sigh and looked towards the four restrained children. "What happened?" was the first question he asked the ANBU and a Chunin in the front before they started to several responses.

"They infiltrated the Jounin Lounge room and stole their clothing's"

"What?" was the response as the Kage looked at them with varying expressions. The Jounin lounge room was one of the most secure places in the village after the Kazekage tower and ANBU headquarters. The Jounin lounge room was simple 3 story building having and with several shower rooms and a bar and café and a spa in it too. Jounin Lounge also had the reports of Jounin including their personal and professional lives. If four children were able to infiltrate and damage the lounge while putting them at security risk and also were able to steal things from the lounge. Granted this was a prank and all they stole their clothes but still for the four of them to do this was ingenious. The Security of the building was very high that even a Sanin would have a difficulty entering that place without being detected for a long time. One of the reason that Jounin Kunoichis use the lounge for bathes to save themselves from becoming a character in the famous Icha Icha Paradise series of one of the Sanin, who was also a self proclaimed super pervert, even if all of them even the women have respect for the Sanin, even more than the Legendary Sucker.

But there was other thing that was nagging at the back of his mind, the Jounin lounge was exclusive only to Jounin and as such nobody were able to enter the building as the buildings had most of the Jounin in there and such if they were harmed why the heck he wasn't seeing any of the Jounin in the mob.

"Where are the Jounin?" Rasa asked seeing if they were pranked than they should be calling for the blood of the four children and he was seeing none not even Baki and Pakura.

The Chunin looked uncomfortable and the ANBU remain silent but the genins had different expression. Some were blushing some were trying to rein in their laughter but were still giggling and snickering and the older genins were uncomfortable like the chunins.

"Well?" The Kage

"The Jounin Shinobi were missing their clothes." A raise of eyebrows from the Kage "All of them?" "All of them." The ANBU answered he didn't know whether he said it with a straight face or not behind the mask but the mew genin were having a time of their lives as they laughed at the situation that their sensei had landed in. "Even Baki?" "Even Baki" And he was thinking to make him the head of the training program for the shinobi. "How?"

"He was in the showers when they stole his clothes" Well at least they didn't get a drop on him in other ways. "He is now in towel as his clothes are currently are use as a flag" a raccoon mask ANBU pointed at the academy where pants were put on a pole and used as Flag. At least they weren't got dropped on by the four of them as at the time they were in a very pricky situation as nobody in their right mind would run after children naked.

"How much time?" Kazekage started looking at the gathered Shinobi "How much time did it take for all of you to catch four of them?" All of them hung their head as the ANBU and Chunin muttered something. "Speak clearly" he commanded and pointed at the chunin "You first" The Chunin went stiff as that was the same chunin because of whom the challenge was issued. "I'm waiting chunin"

"3 hours"

"3 hours?"

"3hours"

"All of you took 3 hours" He asked while looking at the gathered ninjas.

"It took 45 minutes for us to catch them" an ANBU said and if he was not missing it then there was some pride behind that voice. The Kazekage rubbed his forehead while looking at them.

"So, again it took an extreme amount of time for you to catch four children who have just started their training." Rasa looked at the children as Naruto, Temari and Kankuro filled themselves in pride and Garaa looked at the ground shyly but even he didn't miss the smile that was on his face. "You know this just strengthens my idea for the training program." Now everybody sunk their heads and some shivered at the prospect of extra training that the Jounin might dish on them as due to cut in budgets from the daimyo the Jounin tried to up the training of the genin and the training was bit too much for the newly minted genin.

"And I might myself design and plan the training regiment for all of you" Before they were shivering now all of their color went down the drain "WHAT?!" was the collective response.

"What are you gaping at?" Rasa spoke as every shinobi got their composure back "You do know that you have 4 more days to catch them and I won't find it fit that my shinobi were unable to catch few children. You know I don't care that you were unable to catch these kids. What I want is that none of my shinobi pranked by them. I want you to catch them even before they should have been able to prank my shinobi. Understood" Everyone was now looking at him as if he actually lost his mind "Now what are you all gaping at, you are all ninjas, all of you have responsibilities and jobs so go out there and do that."

After that he turned to look at the children and sighed as all of them were talking amongst each other. Even though the Uzumaki child was a trouble he was more than delighted to have that child with his children all three of them started to come out of their shell with every single day. He called in his secretary.

"You called Lord Kazekage" She said while bowing her head.

"Arrange a meeting with the Hokage for tomorrow"

"Yes Lord Kazekage" She said as she bowed her head again and went out.

He sighed again thinking of the things that he could discuss with the Hokage but instead he was thinking of the trouble the four children in front of them could bring. 'Now where was the Icha Icha book I kept in my office? I seriously needed a good a read' Rasa thought while putting his hand in the desk as Temari led the four of them out of his face and a blush made its way on his face and a perverted giggle came out.

(Elemental Nation, Wind Nation

Sunagakure No Sato

19th October )

It was Friday afternoon, Hokage walked through the village of Sunagakure towards the Kazekage Office from his Hotel. There was a frown marred on his face as he walked towards his destination. The Kazekage called him in the office so the first obvious thought was that if Naruto decided to pull something on the leader of the village and shook his head, he wouldn't try something so idiotic would he? If he did than he would be in shit load of trouble from him. He will confiscate all his instant ramen and will ban him from the Ichirakus for a month. 'And at the time when I was getting so close to the important part of my Icha Icha' The Hokage thought with a blush 'Kimiko was about to bend in front of Hayato while wearing a bikini as he kept his stare on her chest' Before his train of thought could go further a giggle came from beside him as he turned his head to the right looking at Kakashi who was reading his Icha Icha while moving around with no care in the world. 'It's not fair damn it' He was crying anime tears as he entered the office.

The Secretary of Kazekage guided them again to the office as the Kazekage called them in.

"Good Afternoon Lord Hokage" Kazekage greeted as he stood up from his seat to greet Hokage.

"Good Afternoon to you as well Lord Kazekage" Hokage replied

There was silence after that for few minutes which was broken by Hiruzen as he asked the Kage of the Wind a question that was nagging at the back of his mind from the beginning.

"What did Naruto do?" He blurted ready to hear the damages done by him. The Kazekage had an amused smile on his face as he looked at the face of The Professor.

"You don't worry Lord Hokage" Rasa started "He kept his word of pranking the shinobi only and with minimum damage." Hokage then let out a breath that he was holding after hearing that. "I actually called you here to talk about something else" Before they could proceed any further h secretary knocked the door as both turned to look at her. Usually the secretary would be wearing a normal shinobi uniform or a civilian dress that included jeans and a top. And In the morning she was wearing civilian dress but right now she came in wearing cleaning clothes an oxygen mask on her face and a room freshener spray bottles in both of hands. She took of her mask and bowed her head in front of the Kages.

"Lord Kazekage, Lord Hokage" She started "The Shinobi has caught the children" She said. The Hokage and Kazekage looked at each other and then back at her.

"Touka" Kazekage started "You could send them in but before that can you tell us why you are wearing these clothes and mask" Rasa asked while pointing towards her clothes. Touka stood there for a while before her body started shaking, it looked she wanted to break down but knowing that her Kage was not as lenient as the Kage of Leaf she reigned herself in. "You will understand once they come in here Lord Kazekage and before I forget here" she took out few more mask from somewhere and gave them to the people gathered in the room and went towards the door to call the ninjas in.

"Is this some sort of prank" The Kazekage muttered. The Hokage also looked somewhat perplexed when she gave him the mask.

But before anybody could say anything else a horrendous and terrible smell entered the nostril of the already gathered ninjas in the room as they hastily put on the mask as they looked towards the door as first the ANBU and Jounin carrying the children entered the room, all of them wearing the oxygen mask and behind them were chunin and few Jounin without the mask and wet patches on their pants.

"What happened?" both Kazekage and Hokage asked at the same time.

The ANBU decided to retell the whole ordeal to the Kazekage.

"Lord Kazekage, Lord Hokage, as per the challenge issued by you and accepted by Naruto and the Shinobi corps, Uzumaki Naruto and the Sabuku siblings decided to make the academy instructors as their new target. They first entered the academy and entered the staff washroom, Garaa, Kankuro and Naruto towards the men and Temari towards the women toilet. There they used pants and shoes to make it look like someone was already using the washroom. After coming out of there as the teachers were in the class teaching the student they added the laxatives in the staff cafeteria lunch." After that nothing was needed to explain as the Kazekage and Hokage looked at the unlucky ones who didn't bring their own lunches. Rasa would have compensated them and given them a lecture like yesterday, but the stinking smell was so much that he could smell from the mask.

"Okay" He said as he looked at the gathered shinobi "You are all now excused and please get freshen up so that you don't smell like a skunk's ass" As he said that the chunin behind the oxygen masked ninjas ran back home quickly. The four trouble make quickly went towards their Kage as all of them removed their mask. Even after they were gone the smell still was there and it was extremely difficult for them to breath as Naruto held his nose tightly to save himself from the smell.

"Lord Kazekage"

"Yes Lord Hokage"

"Can we discuss these things at the hotel"

"Absolutely"

All of them headed out of the room as the Kazekage turned to look at his secretary "Touka, make sure to call the cleaners to clean the chambers thoroughly and I don't want to smell anything like this again" As he headed out he missed to see that his secretary was crying tears as they came out like waterfall from her eyes as she was left behind to have the place which now smelled worse than a scarf made of fur of a skunk's butt.

(Omake)

Yashamaru was having an amazing day, Garaa was happy with his siblings and a new friend so he didn't have to babysit him as Pakura was watching over them and he was finally going to ask that hot girl next door on a date, and was currently on his way to to do give a demonstration at the academy as he was called in by a friend for a afvor. Nothing could go wrong. He went to the academy gave the demonstration and then went with his friend towards the staff cafeteria to grab a bite.

"Huh" The person in front of him started "Today is a good day, isn't it Yashamaru"

"Oh yes" Yashamaru replied while eating "It is"

Now as they were eating several instructors made a beeline towards the washroom as he watched something in his stomach stirred as he held it and just like the rest of them and saw a long line there. As the stirring became unbearable to control he ran out of the academy and ran straight towards the public washroom in the park but in his haste he forgot to look at the sign which clearly resembled a lady. As he entered the washroom the first thing he noticed was the girl he was suppose to ask out after the academy and then several other ladies. Trying to save himself from their wrath he raised a hand and waved at them awkwardly.

"Hello" apparently it was the wrong thing to say as a long shriek of pervert and beat down the girls kept stomping at him but before they could do anything further a loud fart came out of his ass as the words of pervert changed into "EWWW" and their expressions to that of disgust. His good day turned into the worst day as he looked at the girl walking away from him while looking at him in disgust as tears came out of his eyes but then the tears .

'They will pay' he thought as while crying anime tears 'They will definitely pay'

"Watch out Uzumaki, cause Yashmaru is coming for revenge" a large fart sounded from his ass again "after he goes to washroom" he then held his pants and went out to go towards the male washroom but much to his dismay it was again full by the Instructors of the Academy.

He fell on his knees eyes glazed over as another fart was about to come out and he shit in his own pants and let out a huge cry.

"NOOOOOOOOOO"

Hello guys another chapter completed, I am sorry that I did not replied to your reviews in the last chapter but I thank you for all the favs, follows and reviews that you have given. Regarding the pairings nothing is final but there are high chances I will go with Naruto/Temari pairings, You may not know that i even go with the Harem so yeah. Now Last but not least give this story favs, follow and R&R.

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