Now before I begin I have an announcement to make and before that announcement please tell me that if anybody read this announcement in the previous chapter but if you don't please read it in this chapter. As you all have read the chapters I had made it look like as if the bloodline was present in the elemental nation as all the other character excluding Minato, Kyuubi, Kushina, Shinigami and Natsu and Happy, believes it. So most of the people either in Konoha or in the rest of the elemental nation will start making rough guesses regarding who had the bloodline. Weather the Namikaze had this bloodline or the Uzumaki had this bloodline. So I am asking you guys this thing so tell me either in reviews or PM me if you want the people to think in finality if this bloodline should belong to either Namikaze or Uzumaki. Tell me as in both the direction the story will take a different turn. So please think straight and ponder on this topic and then reply me on what do you want me to do.
And Also sorry for not replying to your reviews this time around. SO Sorry and also this chapter is not much.
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Chapter 2
Vacation Part 6: Prankster Regime Program 2
(Elemental Nations, Wind Country
20th October
Sunagakure no Sato)
Kazekage looked troubled just few minutes ago Tojuro, A member of Suna Council who came in a few minutes ago, his eyes still staring at the door through which Tojuro went, his mind currently thinking of the possible outcomes that could come from him knowing about this dragonic bloodline, there were several things that could occur now from this point onwards but he now have to arrange one last meeting with the Hokage. But there is one thing that he knew for sure that this meeting is going to be more troublesome than all the meeting no not all the meetings, it is going to be more troublesome than all the meetings including the mindless ramblings of the council with the troublesome paperwork as a cherry on the top. How much he loathes the paperwork.
He looks towards the window as a bird flies by, thoughts regarding a certain blonde haired blue eyed child playing with his children crossed through his mind, he was innocent and naïve, and his happiness was contagious, his energy was just that infectious. He could feel that energy in his children, his ninjas-even if they were being pranked and many of them would never admit it but they were liking the new joy that the blonde haired child bought into their life. He managed to be sociable with Garaa Jinchuuriki of the one tailed Raccoon or Ichibi no Shukaku. Granted that many of the civilians were afraid for the blonde haired child as some of the civilians has put it –luring an innocent child into a trap so that he could kill him– truthfully the things they spoke were more graphic that a mere child should never know of but it was spoken with something like ripping him apart and bashing his head, other was tearing the skin of his bone when he is alive rip his hair off and then use his skull as a bucket, his blood as paint and use his hair as paint brush to write his name on the top of Kazekage office proclaiming himself as the demon king but moving on.
Yes as the day grew closer the shinobi were relieved that they wouldn't be victim of the prank anymore but in the back of their mind a tiny bit they were actually sad that the blonde menace was going back even if they would never admit it that Naruto Uzumaki brought something new and exciting in there very consistent and normal life.
In short.
They would miss him.
But right now.
They would kill him.
And his little band of friends.
Even if three of those friends were the spawn of their village leader
Even if one of them is from another village
Even if killing them would make it an international incident
Even if killing them would make the shinobi traitors to their village
Even if killing them would cause a massive raccoon demon to be free and raze their village
And just because of the last point they would not be killing them as none of them would want a massive raccoon on their asses.
So they were going to catch them and bring them to Kazekage and get humiliated in front of their colleagues and subordinates.
Again
What have they done now that so many shinobi were running after them?
Well to put it simply they painted the village clan building
And the whole of the shinobi and kunoichi are after them.
Reason
They didn't want to listen to the clan member whine like a 5yrs old child whose candy has just fallen on the ground or a few weeks old child whose sucker was just taken and many other examples could be used but for the sake of their sanity and peace they will ignore it.
But first they need to catch them which was proving to be more troublesome than usual and it was saying something as catching the four of them was extremely troublesome so you could only imagine how much troublesome it is.
And none of them were looking to where they were headed too
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Now they looked and many of got nosebleed as a group of women, few kunoichi among them were there who were barely clothed-no forget barely clothed the only thing that was covering their modesty was nothing else but a small towel and in some cases it was not covering them at all, and many of the males knew that they were in trouble they looked around for any sign of the four demons as most of the shinobi looked around to put a blame on but around them were nothing more but an empty public bath and in front of them now stood a horde almost naked women in their righteous feminine fury few in the back tried to walk back but stopped dead in their track as the Kunoichi that were with them were now barricading the door as their heads were covered by the bangs of the hair.
Yep they were trapped
In the midst of angry blood lusting women
Who were releasing demonic aura and madness.
That would make the Kyuubi and Ichibi proud
And they were fucking pissed.
They were dead
"So you men thinks that that you can barge in here for a free peep show huh" A women-A Kunoichi maybe- spoke with venom dripping from her mouth as she spoke the word men.
A brave soul the same one who decided it was a great idea to speak in front of Kazekage that lead them in their current situation stood his ground and spoke a bit hesitantly that is.
"Nnnn- No you got it wrong, we were following the four monsters that had pranked the clan heads and were commanded to catch them so that-" Now before he could complete their sentence the kunoich behind them spoke with a snarl
"You mean the same children who are currently outside this area"
Now the shinobis were dumbstruck they were sure that that those four were in front of them instead of behind them and if they were in front of them while they were running away how the hell they managed to get away from here was a question none of them knew.
"Currently the four 'monster' as you said are out there with some new genins and are holding them while you pigs were ogling them" Another said with a cold voice from behind them
"So now they are blaming and using children for their perversion huh" Another voice said as the males were getting a very bad feeling in their gut.
"So what should we do with them" this was creeping them out as a strong chill went up their spine as the women surrounded them with dark aura looming over them.
(Outside the women bathing area)
"Do you think we should run" Kankuro asks the other as he, Naruto and Gaara watched the door through which the Kunoichi after catching them went to the grab all the shinobi, a bad feeling settling in their guts for some reason. Temari standing beside Naruto frowns at the scene and looks towards the three boys Kankuro seems to understand what is or will be happening behind the door but Naruto and Gaara looked oblivious to the whole ordeal. Behind them three Genins one female was standing with a frown on her face and 2 male with a nervous expression and looked back at their teammate.
"I don't think that will be a good idea" One of the genin spoke with a nervous expression while looking back at his teammate. Naruto and Gaara looks towards the boy with a confused expression.
"Why?" Naruto and Gaara asks at the same time
"Because" The female genin starts but before she could even add anything a loud girlish shriek interrupted her
"Because of that" Responded the girl
"Yep not a good idea" the third genin supplied.
"Oh my god not the face, not the face"
"Definitely not a good idea" Kankuro said shivering and paling considerably as the color from the faces of the male was drained. Temari and the female genin smirked in satisfaction as the shrieks and yelling got louder.
"Not the balls, please not the balls, nOOooooo aaaahhhhhhhhh"
Now, hearing this made every single male within the hearing range hold their balls and cringe as the wail was heard over all the Suna.
(Half an hour later)
Kazekage looks in front today the paperwork had been increased at least tenfold due to some circumstances that raised because of the trouble his children and shinobi has caused. The Clan complaining about the Children and the civilians mostly the females were complaining about the shinobi mainly the males. The paperwork was divided into three different stacks.
He then raise his head to look at the assemble people divided in two pats.
Kunoichi on one side while glaring at the other side
With the three genins that were holding the four menace with them
And the four menace standing with them.
And on the other side
All the shinobi were standing while being glared at by the Kunoichi.
And their appearance
Well to put it bluntly they looked like the Zombies from the living dead series
Some of them looked like they were actually zombies and many of them had their hands and legs bend at a weird angle. One even had his feet backwards.
Kazekage started to rub his nose and let out a sigh.
"You know when I issued this challenge I was not hopping for it to be challenge to who will give me more headache and paperwork but to actually see the level of my shinobi but this" Kazekage turned his gaze towards the stack of paper work and then towards the present people "I was not hoping for this." He then picked a paper from one of the stack "This one is from one of the clans, the four of you decided to paint one of the clan pink, while one was colored purple, one orange and one blood red." He put the paper back in the stack "and because of this the clan heads have put forth some serious accusation against four of you" All four of them were now looking at the four of him with sheepish expression, and some serious accusation yah right, all the clan heads and shinobi families were out for blood, but he didn't want to talk about this with them.
He then too another paper from another stack and towards the Kunoichis "And about you well its nothing more except for the property damage, which is coming out of your paycheck." He commanded with finality in his tone.
And then he turns towards the last stack and took a paper and turned towards the Zombies. "And You all" He then sighed and looked at them "All of you are fools, in your rage induced moment you didn't notice your surroundings and entered in a place and not only you humiliated yourself but also rest of the Shinobi Corps." He then let out a sigh. "You know only two more days are left for you to prove me wrong but considering the condition of all of you" He looks toward his half dead shinobi "I will have to develop some serious program."
"All of you are now dismissed" he commanded knowing that the events of the day are catching up to him.
And Now he had to prepare a final meeting with Hokage and Toujuro.
Yeah it is going to be a pain in the ass.
Hello guys another chapter completed, I am sorry that I did not replied to your reviews in the last chapter but I thank you for all the favs, follows and reviews that you have given. Regarding the pairings nothing is final but there are high chances I will go with Naruto/Temari pairings. Now Last but not least give this story favs, follow and R&R.
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