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ELEMENTKING5:Oh it will be continued don't worry, I am sorry for the delay as my pc laptop just went kaboom and it will take long before I get it back from the repair.

Aclux: Thank you and there is nothing prolong I just divided this into the vacation arc for the story.

Thank you all the readers for being patient and I am sorry for the delay as I have said above my laptop blew up and it is currently at the repair shop but I have not left my stories and you will find new chapters really soon if my Laptop came back quick. Also anyone can PM me for suggestions regarding different pairings or other things. So yeah on with the story.

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Chapter 2

Vacation Part 7: Prankster Regime Program 3

(Elemental Nations, Wind Country

20th October

Sunagakure no Sato)

Subaku No Rasa, The Yondaime Kazekage was sitting in his office with a frown on his face. One of his council's member, Toujuro asks to meet with the Third Hokage. He was not a fool, he knew that there was something going on in the mind of that man but he couldn't do any thing as he had to inform the council of any meeting that he might have in the future, and also the fact that he was going to meet with the Hokage on the final matter regarding the programme that he suggested to in increase the quality of the in both the villages and also regarding Garaa's seal.

Speaking of Garaa, the Kazekage turned his head to look at his youngest son as he peacefully gazed over the village at the dead of the night. This was the first time when Garaa stayed here with his siblings as he usually stayed with his uncle as he never slept. There were times when Temari and Kankuro stayed with Yashmaru but kept distance from Garaa. Both of them were terrified of him, and unknown to them Garaa was hurting because of it also both were hurting themselves by straining the little relationship that the three of them had.

Rasa was the father of the three children but he was never able to cultivate this relationship with his job as the Kazekage, Garaa's problem and the nagging of some of the council as he kept them at bay regarding Garaa. But ever since the arrival of the Konoha nin with the Hokage and the Uzumaki child, not only everyday was quiet eventful but his family was coming back together.

For this he had to thank Naruto Uzumaki and The Third Hokage. When Naruto decided to befriend his children, including Garaa the fear that was instilled in the vilagers regarding was slowly deteriorating. Both Garaa and Kankuro including Naruto were able to make few new friends in the village. Temari also made few friends in the few girls. But there were still hostility in the village and he hoped that slowly it will vanish completely.

He slowly walked towards his youngest son, as he approached Garaa turned to look at him and a genuine smile appeared on his face.

It was one of the reason he knows that he was hoping for the Hokage to agree to the programme, because he knows that if the Hokage agreed than Garaa may not have to wait for another diplomatic mission or for Chunin Exam to meet his first friend.

"Hello Garaa" Rasa starts "Want to tell me about what you did today" As he said this Garaa excitedly began what he did today.

(At The Hotel)

The Hokage looked down at the scroll that had come from the Kazekage for a meeting on the final day of their vacation in Suna. 'And I was hoping to enjoy my final day here in peace. But looks like I can't even have that here.' He thought with a sigh 'I just hope it isn't regarding you Naruto. As even if your pranks were harmless fun in another village, the people there could take it as an insult'

He then turned his head to look outside the window as cool breeze blew in. "I don't want you to loose the first freinds that you made because of these pranks."

(At The Kazekage Office, Archives.)

As promised in the morning, the three Sunagakure Shinobi and friends met outside the room of archives. Baki, Pakura and Yashmaru went to the archive room. As decided they were here to find out about the lineage of one Uzumaki Naruto.

"So we are here what should we do" Pakura asked

"We are going to look for any Uzumaki that was affiliated to the Hidden Leaf Village" Baki replied

"Alright, so we are going to look in the old Bingo books right" Yashmaru supplied.

"Yes, we are"

They went inside the room and looked at room with various files and Bingo Books. There was huge pile of several files in the corner. They looked around the room and sighed.

"Its going to be a long Night, isn't it"

"Yes Yashmaru, It is going to be a long long night"

"So what are we waiting for, let's get started" Baki said

(1 hours later)

"Did you find any thing"

"No"

"Nope"

"Lets continue our search"

(Another Hour Later)

*snicker*

"Anything intresting Yashmaru"

"Yeah Baki"

Yashmaru raised a Bingo Book, not to old and not new either, as both Baki and Pakura raised there brows in question.

"well what's in it"

"Apparently, Baki in this specific Bingo Book, which is at least 5 years old, contain information on Pakura"

"what's the big-"

"Including her sizes"

A book flew right at Yashmaru and stuck him in the face thrown by an angry Pakura who was also an embarrassed Pakura.

"Pervert"

"Let's continue our search"

(Another Few hours later more)

Pakura, Baki and Yashmaru were dead tired and they have yet to find anything information regarding the young Uzumaki.

As they were continuing their search Yashmaru stopped at a page.

"Hey guys look what I found"

"I swear if it's anything perverted again I will use a blunt kunai to castrate you while keeping you conscious"

Baki winced and held his hands over his crotch while Yashmaru shivered and paled considerably as he quivered under her glare. He stuttered while speaking "No, I actually found something"

"Then what are you waiting for" Pakura spoke irritated tone.

"In this Bingo Book, there is one specific name" Yashmaru started by holding out a the page on which a picture of red haired women was shown "Kushina Uzumaki or The Red Death of Konoha/Red Hot Blooded Habenero, know her."

"Know her" Pakura said with stars in her eyes "She is one of the strongest Kunoichi to come out of Konoha just after the Slug Sanin, Tsunade Senju. She had distinct Chakra and was seal specialist while also a master at Kenjutsu, It was rumoured that she was in relationship with...with" As she kept on saying both Yashmaru and Baki were surprised at her knowledge but more so when she stopped in mid while speaking about her and slowly her eyes were widening to extreme proportion.

"With whom Pakura" Baki asks but she jumped at Yashmaru shocking him and snatching the book out of his hands"

"Hey what's the big deal?" But she kept on looking through the pages. She stoped at one of the pages and gasped in surprise. Baki understanding what she might have found looked at her in anticipation.

"So who was she in relationship with, Pakura" he asks but Pakura instead of speaking turns the book around to show the page she was looking at, the page showed a young man with blonde hair and blue eyes, this man was the Yondaime Hokage of Konoha. Both Yashmaru and Baki looked at Pakura than down at the and then back at Pakura slowly both understood what Pakura was saying as there eyes got wider and wider as it dawned on them.

"He is the son of Yondaime Hokage" both Baki and Yashmaru spoke.

"But why hide his heritage" Pakura asks

"Because his parents have way to many enemies and we all know some people love to hold their grudges" Baki states as "So if people know that he was the son of The yellow flash they will try to harm him"

"Do we know what happened to her?" Yashmaru spoke "Cause we all know how the yellow flash died"

"Yeah, It was said that she also died in the Kyuubi attack with the Fourth Hokakge at the place where Kyuubi was killed" Pakura supplied.

"Wait, did you just say that he killed the Kyuubi, a biju" Baki asks while looking at Pakura "But that's impossible, for a biju cannot be killed, no matter what."

"But then where is the Kyuubi." Yashmaru asks

"I think I know where it is." Pakura says

Baki was silent as Yashmaru looked in between both Pakura and him as he understood what they might have thought. "You don't think that." Yashmaru asks the silent question spoken between them. But at the nods he received made him believe.

"He is the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki."

(Next day, 21st October

Sunagakure No Sato

)

It was a brand new day, the Sand siblings and Naruto were in the Park with two new friends with them. There new friends were both girls going by the name of Maki and Matsuri. They were new friends that joined there group when they pranked the academy. Mali was quiet uptight but eventually helped them in there adventure when Kankuro challenged her. Well she had a lot of fun that day. Maki is also the student of Pakura. Whereas Matsuri is from a civilian family and got admission in the Academy after passing the entrance examination. Truth to be told Naruto was jealous of them as he still have to wait for one more year to start the Academy. Even the Kazekage siblings got to enter the Academy this year and Garaa was a year youngest than him.

All of them were discussing what they will do today as all of a sudden Naruto in a stroke of brilliance thought something as he saw some Chunin pass by. He gave a creepy smile as he turned towards Garaa.

"Hey Garaa, How much control do you have over your sand." He asks while looking at Garaa. The other blinked and looked at each other as Garaa replied to him "I have very good control over my sand. Why do you ask?"

"I just thought of a brilliant prank but we need to add few more people in the prank and your sand." As he said this he gave a insane laugh that would have made Shukaku proud.

(Inside Garaa's Mind)

A huge sand raccoon dog looked at the scene as he cried tears for being stuck in such docile human who was ignoring him and as the insane raccoon he is he doesn't like to be ignored especially not by his host. He was quiet impressed of the laugh the little kid gave while speaking. 'Nice try kid, but not good enough' Shukaku though 'Why can't I have that kid as my host at least he would have been a bit interesting to work with and I could have forced him to let me out time to time.' Unknown to him what has been planned by Naruto would make him very useful in the next prank.

(Few hours later)

Kazekage Rasa looked at the scene in front of him. As usual the the children in front were not harmed in any way shape or form but were coloured as if they had paint war, It was a surprise when two new children were introduced as their friend and partners in crime. What more surprising was few Chunin whose gate duty shift changed were also there with a guilty expression on their faces. And the most surprising was the division that was in the Shinobi. Granted the division was their the last time but it was more of one sided as the female were glaring at the male population in the room. This time it was mixed as one side was glaring at the other. No racism, feminism, sexism or any other ism. But they were glaring at each other even Baki, Pakura and Yashmaru and according to him, Baki was the most mature of the three of them. Till today that is.

There appearance, all of them were coloured head to toe and there clothes were baggy as if they had sands in there clothes. Oh, wait a minute he looked closely at one of the genins pants and to his disbelief sand was coming out of them 'I don't get paid enough for this shit.' He thought to himself.

How did this begin well he didn't know for he was going to learn about it now. He looked at his right to see his secretary with a pout on her face as if she missed something very interesting. He remembered that she came in here telling him about some kind of war going on in the east district of his village among some of his Shinobi. Imagine his surprise when reached there with his ANBUs on toe to see that his Shinobi and Kunoichi were busy in having a paint war among each other instead of doing missions and giving reports.

He looked towards the east district to see that it was still covered in rainbow 'I swear I haven't even some of the colours before in my life.' Yes it was that much of the art that his Shinobi had showed on that place including the kids in front of him. And truthfully he never though he will see a part of Suna this much colourful.

He heaved a sigh "Well, what are you waiting for, an invitation?! Give me a report of what happened!" he barked as the Chunin in the front with the kids with guilty expression, Kazuya he suppose the name was spoke.

"Lord Kazekage." Kazuya spoke "It was just before our shift was about to end that we were approached by the kids. They asked for our assistance and promised not to prank us today." He paused as he looked at the ground as Kazekage tapped his fingers and spoke "Go on i want know what happened after that."

"The offer was quiet enticing as not only were we not going to be pranks and will be spared of the regular humiliation but we will also be able to have fun so we accepted after pondering on it. Also some of the civilians also decided to help them in their advent. After that we waited for the victim."

(Flashback few hours earlier at the east gate)

At The east gate two team of genin were coming back to their village after a joint B Rank mission assigned to them by the Kazekage. As they reached the gate they saw the Chunin gate guards were unusually distressed and looked quiet weak.

"What happened here." One of the Jonin leader asked. Others looked around to see that the place unusually quiet and calm and not a single person was on road. Unknown to them the Sand behind them started shifting behind them forming a shape. The Chunin guards turned towards them but instead of replying turned extremely pale. Seeing there expression the two Jounin and their genins looked at the ground as a huge shadow looked over them. All of them turned to look back and to their horror a huge raccoon dog nearly as tall as the gate was shadowing them.

"Hehehehhehehe." The and raccoon laughed. "New prey, I wonder how you will taste like. My mother demands to be fed the blood of the strongest, which one of you is the strongest." The Sand raccoon moves towards them as the genins were frozen in fear. One of them was on the verge of fainting.

One of them tried to act but found out he was unable to move. The Jounin tried to move but found out the Sand was stopping his body movements.

"MOTHER DEMANDS BLOOD !" The apparent smaller version Shukaku called menacingly. The Raccoon then moved slowly towards them opening its jaw as of to consume them. The Shinobi closed there eyes and waited for the inevitable. The Raccoon got extremely close and closed its jaw one more time and open it again as to devour them.

"Boo" The reaction was immediate the genins fainted , one jounin screamed and the other soiled his pants while the last one screamed like a little girl the Sand raccoon broke apart and fell on them covering them head to toe, and there was sounds of laughing coming from behind them, the one who soiled his pants turned to look at them and saw six children three of them children of Kazekage, one they have seen with Pakura and two unknown laughing at there expense. The screaming Jounin also looked back to see that including the children the two Chunin guards who were there before looked well and were laughing beside them. Behind them were few more Shinobi and civilians alike laughing at their expense.

As what happened dawned on them anger and rage took over. The Genin also waking up and looking around confused as the they also understood what happened also overcame by rage seethed and looked at the cause of humiliation. Soon enough another case began.

(Flashback end)

As what happened was reported the Kazekage looked shocked and also afraid regarding Shukaku but he had another question in mind. "Okay, that I understood but surely it didn't resulted in the paint war." He said.

"No it did not"

"Then what did?"

"The Chunin responsible for this challenge insulted ramen."

Kazekage looked stunned at that revealation.

"Why will you talk about ramen of all things while escaping."

"oh, we escaped them. It was fifteen minutes after we escaped them, we met him at the east district."

Kazekage rubbed his eyes in frustration and looked at them and said "Expalin."

(Flashback 15 minutes after the escape).

It has been 15 minutes since Naruto along with the Kazekage siblings, two new friends, Maki and Matsuri and the Chunin gate guards were walking in the market looking for someplace to eat after escaping their latest victims. Naruto was looking for a ramen stand with Garaa helping him finding the stand as he was also intrigued by the salivating explanation that was given by the Leader of the Ramen Cult making new members for the said cult.

"Why can't we find a single Ramen stand" Naruto said while looking around the market. "How can you guys not have food of Gods in this village." This question was majorly directed towards the Chunin gate guards who were now guarding the children with them or they with the children. Both the Chunins, named Kazuya and Kazama were quite wary of answering him.

Both of them saw in the past few minutes as he was looking for a Ramen Stand that he practically worships Ramen weather it be instant cup ramen or cooked. For him Ramen was something that was served to God, with the Ramen stand being the Holy Temple and the chef as the chief priest and waiter as the assistant to chief priest. And as the lines explained, It was as if he was creating a new religion or a chief of the Ramen cult and as such they were not going to say it to his face about how eating to much of ramen was bad for his health. This guy was very obsessive and protective of his favourite meal and telling him that would put the two of them in his shitlist and they were not going down in that list, considering that some of his pranks were embarrassing and both of them didn't wanted to be pranked again again alone, by making the mistake.

Also the fact that the new member of the cult happens to be an insomaniac child who is also the Jinchuuriki for Ichibi No Shukaku, the psychopath one tailed Tanuki who has fetish for human blood, so yeah they were not going to say anything about ramen in front of these two. But unfortunately one person didn't get the memo, and this person happens to be the very same chunin who issued the challenge amongst them.

"Why in the world, would you be eating ramen for lunch?" The Chunin, as I have yet to name the no named chunin I have decided to call him Geru, so Geru who insulted the Ramen also ignored the subtle warnings from his fellow Chunin which included waving his hands in a franatic motion while shaking their heads in negative, but being the ignorant person he is, he ignored them and continued on with his speech. "Don't you know that Ramen, while good in taste is not good for the health of people." Now before he could continue Naruto interrupted him with the Kazekage siblings and Matsuri and Maki looked at them from behind Naruto.

"Take that back." Naruto spoke "Ramen is the food of God. Created by his own hands and his gift to the humanity." 'WHAT?!' was the collective thoughts that were through the mind of everybody in that premises that included Yashmaru, Baki and Pakura who came after a night long research, except Garaa who was now more interested in the food more than evuer. Yashmaru who looked towards Garaa saw the curious expression on his face decided to interrupt Naruto for his rambling.

"Naruto, We understand that you like ramen very much but it could be very harmful for your health." Yashmaru states.

"Hey, Yashmaru, I get what you are saying but it is also one of the dishes where you can add other things which includes vegetables and more healthy things." This time it was Pakura who said it. And now an argument between Yashmaru and Pakura took place as Baki and other ninjas tried to dissuade the debate on ramen.

"It is also the reason of your short height."Geru spoke as Naruto stood frozen at his spot, his hair covering his eyes and his body shaking, the rest all also looked at Geru with wide eyes. "I mean with the way you are talking I think you eat the food 24/7 and the considering your height I think I am righ-." Before he could continue Naruto threw a coloured water balloon at Geru's face. Geru with pink face glared at Naruto he tried to open his mouth to speak but another balloon struck him before any words came out.

Naruto was holding another balloon in his hands as he was being glared at by Geru, he threw the balloon that was in his hands but Geru decided to put his skills in use as he caught it in his hands. He smirked but failed to notice another balloon in the shadow of the first one and what happened was that he got hit in the face with the Third balloon. This time he was angry as his face was covered in three different colours. He decided to throw the balloon that was in his hands. But unlike Naruto he forgot one tiny detail that he was not a prankster like Naruto Uzumaki and unlike Naruto he forgot that Naruto Uzumaki was of short stature that's how he failed to see the fact that he threw the balloon wrong and that balloon he threw instead of hitting Naruto decided to hit Pakura. In the face.

And then there was silence. Silence in which you could hear the crickets chirping how the got in the desert was unknown to everybody but this silence was broken. Broken by the sound of laughter. Broken by the sound of laughter of an idiot. Broken by the laughter of idiotic Yashmaru who looked at Pakura covered in neon green colour.

Pakura was seething in rage and Yashmaru laughing didn't help her. She felt someone tugging at her leg and looked down to see Naruto looking up at her and holding out his hands in which he was holding a balloon for her. Understanding what he was trying to tell her, she took the balloon from her hands and aimed towards Yashmaru, after getting hit, Yashmaru was covered in bright yellow colour and he also took a coloured water balloon and threw it towards the Pakura and Naruto who dodged the balloon and it went sailing past them towards the other ninjas gathered there and struck another. This started the war of colours amongst the ninjas who were present and slowly the ninjas were divided amongst each other on the basis of food. They were throwing coloured balloon at each other and the best was Garaa who was flinging various balloon at once with the help of his sand. Soon the whole district was covered in Rainbow colours. In the midst Pakura and Yashmaru glared at each other the standoff was very akin to that of the old west movies but instead of guns they were holding coloured water balloon in his hands. Both of their hands were twitching varily but before they could do any thing Baki decided to interrupt them... In style.

In front of Baki were several balloons and in his hands was giant ass fan. He was twitching crazy and was glaring at Yashmaru and Pakura. And in his anger he used Wind Release:Great Breakthrough. And every single balloon in front of him went in all direction including the walls of houses, both in and outside, people and Shinobi alike were hit by at least one balloon. After a brief pause the all picked one more balloon to throw but it was stopped by the presence of their Kage who was looking at the scene with what was irritation and amusement.

(Flashback Ends)

Now Kazekage looked at the Chunin and the rest of the group and the current train of thoughts were currently battling with himself weather he should laugh or cry out in frustration. He looked towards the east district again to see the art.

He looked back at the kids and then back at the east district and decided he will leave the kids alone as they are kids but his shinobi, he nodded to himself and spoke there punishment. "I have decided all of the Shinobi and Kunoichi will clean the east district of the colour that you have painted it with."

"But what about the Kids, they are also responsible for it." Geru said in protest but calmed down as Rasa turned his eyes on him.

"I will think about it, what I want to know what happened, did you not challenged the child for this competition that is issued. So why do I found out that after 5 days of catching them why today you were unable to catch him and his friends but also fought amongst your comrades on some pity issues such as your favourite food." Now every single person bowed their head in shame. But even though it was happening Geru decided to argue again.

"Yes, but there is still a day left and after being pranks by him I know that I will not only be able to catch him but catch him while he is trying to prank any of us." Apparently it was wrong thing to say in the presence of Uzumaki Prankster.

"So you think you could stop me from speaking someone huh." Naruto spoke in a eerie voice but before Geru can speak something again Naruto continued "Then it's settled I will use my do prank on you." He pointed at one Shinobi "and you," he pointed at another "and you" he then spread out his hands pointing at all of them "And all of You. I will do a prank a Grand Prank on all of You, every one of you will be pranked by me not even the Kazekage would be left alone for this prank, you all will be the victim." Naruto gave a sinister laugh cackling like a madman. Every single Shinobi and Kunoichi decided it was best to currently glare at the prideful Chunin as Naruto and the children went out of the office.

"So, you were saying chunin." Kazekage spoke in irritation as the Chunin gulped as the Kunoichi cracked their knuckles and Shinobi gave him a sinister smile. "You know what, I have decided that instead of all of You, only Chunin Geru is going to clean the east district alone. Is that clear." Geru widen his eyes as he looked towards the east district and the art of the Shinobi.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I am extremely sorry for the delay. My laptop just went Kaboom literally. It is still at the repair shop and I have written this chapter in phone so please tell how is it. My PC laptop will be back in December so please be patient and wait for the next chapter the Grand Prank and Farewell and R&R.

And Thank You.