Hello look who is back, I am so sorry for not updating in a very long time but as I told you that my Laptop blew up so I took some time for it to work again but then we went and bought a new one so still and during that time I got a writer block and then after few months I started writing again but this time the story was on Wattpad, and it is a bit ahead there so you can go read it there too.

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The Grand Prank Part 1

(22nd October
Sunagakure no Sato,
In the Village)

The peaceful village of Sands was, contradictory to the popular thinking, was quiet a beautiful place. The bland village in the desert housed some beautiful places, that included Oasis, the dome shaped buildings and underground lakes were few of the places that people would love to visit when they visit this village.

And Comparing beauty of one village to the another would be quiet a hassle, I mean every village is based on the name of the said villages and according to its the village is quiet a beautiful place. For example The Village hidden in the leaves or Konoha is quiet a beautiful place and its beauty comes from the forests that surrounds the village. The Beauty of Suna comes from the sandy deserts that is surrounding the village and just like this the rest of the village except for the bloody Mist, and that is due to civil war that is.

Now talking about the village and comparing them to each other would not make much of a difference except for the fact that currently Suna is quite peaceful. On normal days the peace would be quiet welcome, but today, this was peace was something else. It was not peace, it was quiet in the village. As every Shinobi and Kunoichi were on alert, more than ever some were even looking left and right and one was even checking the earth for pit and holes, all because of the quiet.

Not just quiet.

It was very quiet.

Very Very Quiet.

Eerily quiet.

Sinisterly quiet.

And why was there so much quiet?

Well Yesterday, one child, more specifically Naruto Uzumaki, the Prankster from hell, the last Uzumaki, jinchurikki of the Nine Tailed Fox had issued a challenge of pranking the whole of the Shinobi Corps including the Kage, the Clans and the elders.

Why was this challenge such a big deal?This challenge was a big deal because, if they failed to catch those -demon- children in less 30 minutes than the whole of the corps would be put in the training programme designed especially by the Kage. And his training method was known for being very strict and absurd, nothing compared to Konoha's Maito Guy's training regime but still quiet an absurd training regime. And none of them wanted to be a part of said training and so they were watching their every single move all the while trying to keep away from harm.

And what the said prankster was doing?

Nothing much except for playing tag with his partners in crime that included the Kazekage children, Maki and Matsuri were playing tag.

Innocently

Well as innocent as one could get.

But unknown to them and every other Shinobi and Kunoichi, A shinobi -Geru-(AN: hey guys correct me if i am wrong about the name of the guy who is the reason that suna is stuck with naruto pranking them) was getting quiet agitated, he was looking for way to destroy those nuisance who are the reason that he got embarrassed in front of fellow shinobi and kunoichi including the Kage. Well not destroyed but you get the point he want revenge on the 6 little trouble makers in front of them.

But for that to happen he must have followers. And who are better than the shinobi who are getting quiet antsy at their current situation -which is because of him- maybe he should ask politely this time instead of trying to be all heroic (not the emphasis on heroic) and outspoken. So that he just did as explained his plan to a Jounin named Zondu(an OC, not from Marvel's GOTG). "Hey Zondu" he whispered quietly. Zondu sighed and looked at him with a scowl. "What is it this time, Geru?" he asked in the same low whisper."Why are we not capturing them now?" Geru asked"Because they haven't done anything right now." Zondu said as if it was obvious as Geru looked at him in terror and replied "So you are waiting for them to do something wrong to capture them." "Yes" "oh for the love of."

"All of You" Geru pointed to every single shinobi hiding in the vicinity "Are waiting for them to do something wrong so that you could stop them." there were several nodding of heads and few who looked vary/sheepish(the newly minted genin). "So tell me what the f*ck are you trying to stop them from" he roared "because if you said pranks, I swear that I will kill you and make things out of your bones and skins." he calms down as people started to look in his direction.

"How the heck are we stopping them making pranks when we wait for them to do the prank?!" he told the shinobi surrounding them "If we want to stop ourselves from getting humiliated by them then we need to catch them before they prank us, before they even try to prank, heck we should have captured them last night and shoved all of them in a cellar room, lock the said room and hid the key in stack of keys, but what are we doing, we waiting like an idiot waiting for them to do something against us. I am not able to sit to shit, heck i wasn't even able to piss in peace and Do you know that I haven't had my lunch today, and do you know why?" There were several shaking of heads in no as all the shinobi were now staring at him. "I was at a restaurant waiting for my lunch to arrive when the 6 of them went passed me and smiled. Do you know how scary that was watching all 6 of them smile at me as if I was a fresh meat and they will devour me anytime and I knew then and there that there was something wrong with my food, as we all remember the Academy incident quiet clearly" There were several nods of head and few shuddered in disgust "and I did not want of what happened at the academy happen to me. so I left my food and promised to eat it after i have captured the 6 of them and joined and what do I get all of the shinobis waiting like the Idiots to do something while none of us are going to engage them." He took a break and looked at others as a realization dawned on them and he nodded "Yes, We should capture them right while they are playing or whatever, and if we capture them now, it means our rest of the day we will be safe from the humiliation, safe from the training but more importantly safe from the Pranksters. From. Hell."

As he said there was a collective sound of cheer as all of them came out of their hiding place while heading towards the place where the six were playing, as all of them were heading they all missed the smirk that adorned at each of their faces.

Geru in the lead stopped at the entrance of the park where the 6 were playing.

"Uzumaki" he called out "Your tyranny over us will end today."

"Wasn't it ending today, one way or the other" one of the genin said from the back.

"We won't be humiliated by you, Kazekage siblings or your 2 new friends" Geru spoke again

"We have been, quiet a few times." one whispered from the back.

"Today we will capture you" he spoke

"What were we doing for the last 5 days" another whispered

"And we will finally get the recognition we deserve, the recognition I deserve" the later was spoken with a whisper but still there were a lot of nods.

"And we finally be free from the training that the Kazekage might have laid out for us" at this there were quiet a few whimpers from the back.

"But for all of that we need to capture you and your friends, so that none of you will prank us and will humiliate us in front of our own village." Geru than turned to look at the six of them but right now instead of the previous tone now he had a pleading look on his face "So can you please let us capture you?" he asked in a pleading tone lips quivering as all of the people around sweat dropped at his antics.

Naruto than put his hand under his chin as if he was pondering something "Let me just think?" he began "What do you guys think?" he asked his friends that were with him. Temari took the pose similar to Naruto while Kankuro looked at the sky, Garaa remained silent as Maki and Matsuri looked at Temari and Naruto. "Well let me just give you an answer" Temari said "The answer will be" she began as everybody else except for the kids came a bit forward so they could listen to her "Yes"

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"Really" One of the Jounin asked in disbelief and hope

"Ofcourse not" Temari said again "Did you really think we will surrender that easily. We already pranked father" she pointed towards herself, Kankuro and Garaa "and the clans were already hit, granted none of them will acknowledge the fact until late in the evening but the fact is that they got hi and now its your turn." and with that their hope shattered like a mirror. And few them started getting angry as Naruto, Kankuro and Matsuri openly laughed at them while Maki and Temari gave a smirk and Garaa laughed quietly laughed at them from behind his hand.

"That's it!" Geru exclaimed "Everybody catch them!" he shouted as people mainly civilian deserted the are as last time most of them were covered in color.

Now the only people surrounding the place were the Shinobi and the children.

And All of them advanced towards the children with full determination.

They started running.

All the while totally missing the smirk and smiles that adorned their faces.

And finally they took notice.

When the the ground beneath them started shifting. and half of the ground around the park caved in a circular shape as the shinobi fell into a large pit with Naruto and Co. standing in the center laughing their asses off.

As all of them stirred and tried to stand all the while muttering a string of curses under their breaths they all noticed a large shadow that now towered over them. All of them looked up to se several hands of sand holding onto buckets that filled up to the brim with black liquid substance and feathers. They all now had an scared expression as all of the sand hands tilted the buckets withe substance and then covering all of them in feathers. They all noticed that all of the kids over the edge were laughing at them.

"You guys are idiots!" Naruto exclaimed

"Yeah!" Kankuro continued "If you guys would have left us alone than you might not even be in this situation" at this all of them now started glaring at the spot where Geru was supposed to be.

He was lucky that in the confusion none of them were able to identify him as now all of them were in black tar and feathers.

"Now we will see all of you guys later" Matsuri exclaimed and and all of them were lifted of the ground with the help of Garaa's sand.

"Let's see you guys come out of their and try to catch us" Naruto shouted while sticking his tongue out, as all of the shinobi below the fumed with anger and all of them shouted as one.

"UZUMAKI!"

A/N: Hey guys another chapter for the Naruto:DSK. This is only the first part of the Grand Prank the rest will be in another chapter so stay in tuned for the update and give comments. The next chapter will also contain the final meeting between the Kagekage and Suna Council with the Hokage along side the humiliation and the final judgement of the shinobi corps. Those of you who wants to read further can go check on Wattpad link is below just cut/copy and paste in the URL and you can go read it there. Also I will try my best to upload DSK again time to time as my mind is back I have a new Laptop and I read the PM's and Reviews so yeah I will try my best. Also If someone wants I am putting My Pokemon fic for adoption and only that fic only or shall I make a revamp of it? Don't know but currently this story is my focus. Also those who are reading on Wattpad don't give spoilers.

Wattpad Link: story/179077933-naruto-dragon-slayer-of-konoha

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