King Of Pirates (originally King of Spain by Moxy Frouvous)

Once I was the King of Pirates, now I eat humble pie
Oh... my unspeakable first-mate Zoro, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Pirates, now I eat humble pie
And now I work at the Baratie Restaurant

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Royalty, lord it looked good on me
Buried in silk in the pirate boudoir or going nuclear free
Or playing Crokinole with Usopp and Chopper-O
Telling my jokes to Sanji, getting it all on video

Once I was the King of Pirates, now I eat humble pie
A big huge pirate ship, that was my home, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Pirates, now I eat humble pie
And now I vacuum the turf at Arlong Park
Once he was the King of Pirates

I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say:
"King, how are you such a idiot?
There's no roof overhead
and no food on our plates!"

It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give Luffy all the chocolate eclairs

Once I was the King of Pirates, now I eat humble pie
Hey Sanji! Hey Nami! Got problems?
You phone me, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Pirates, now I eat humble pie
Now the Marines call me up to clean out the cannons
Once he was the King of Pirates

Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the international pirate crew!

Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be working at Baraties
after being royalty in the Grand Line. Should I tell them, guys?
Tell us, King!

You see late one night when the ship was asleep
Out of my captain's quarters and onto the messdeck I creep
And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch
At which point I jump ship, and nearly drown!
Hey wait, I didn't make a switch!
(gasp)

No prince and pauper, no junior and whopper
No world made up of silver and copper
Under my own volition, I took a change of position
So next time you drool in the Baratie line
Remember, slower food is more luscious
I can't cook as well as Sanji!

Once I was the King of Pirates, now I eat humble pie
I was lookin' for off-handed ways to get food, now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Pirates, now I eat humble pie
And now I'm cleaning the dirty dishes!

Once he was the King of Pirates!