The Grand Line Song (originally The Toronto Song by the Arrogant Worms)
I
hate the Mystery Mountain and the giant whale too,
I hate Whiskey
Peak Island and Little Garden's Zoo,
The waves are too high, the
air's unstable,
The beaches are scary and the people are mean,
And
the women are evil and the men are dumb,
And the children are
loopy cuz they live on an island!
The water is dangerous and their
mayor's got a beard,
They dress real bad and they think they're so
weird,
In Grand Line, on the sea-e-e-e
Ya
know actually I, I think I pretty much hate all of the Grand Line!
Oh
yeah, me too!
I
hate Drum Island and the Marine Base, Arabasta, that other place and
that one too
Islands suck and the oceans suck and Zoro sucks and
Whiskey Peak sucks,
I took a trip to Arlong Park to visit
Saw-Tooth Arlong,
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put
me in a tree,
I went to see the Meowban Brothers and got hit in
the head with a disc,
(Ah, I-I don't even know how they did it
really, I mean I was asleep at the time!)
ARLONG PA-A-A-A-A-A-A-RK
SUCKS.
Yep, actually now that I think about it,
I think I
pretty much hate every gosh darn island and ship on the ocean,
Oh
yeah-except Foosha Villiage! Oh yeah, I love Foosha, Yeah it's really
nice, lots of cows, and trees, and rocks and dirt!
And windmills!
But,
I
hate the Marine Base cuz they tied up Zoro, and Syrup Villiage is-Too
Small,
Arlong Park's dumb cuz it's the name of a guy, Baratie's
doesn't have a good malt!
Coco Villiage is revolting and it makes
me mad, Grand Line Sucks, Grand Line Sucks!
(Gaimon's island's
population density is 1 people per square island,
Isn't that
stupid!)
Arabasta is boring and the people are old,
And as for
Drum Island,( it's too cold!)
And the only really good thing about
the island with Buggy on it is that
it's right near to us,
Cuz
Foosha, doesn't suck, but that sea monster doesssssss!