Hello Simply Hopeless here with a new story for you. I couldn't help but put this up since I did a really random spoof for Wolf's Rain I wanted to do one with Inuyasha. I know I've done humor fics before but this is the most random one I think I have done so far and I really hope you enjoy. I look forward to your comments to persuade me to update this gem. All of the characters are suppose to be OOC so don't talk about it isn't.
Inuyasha's Day Off
Chapter One
"Oh Inuyasha. I must go back to school. Do not try to stop me or I'll have to S-I-T… you?" Kagome began. She trailed off when she realized that the hanyou had already made a face print in the ground. "Wow who knew spelling 'sit' would… oops Inuyasha," she giggled nervously before running towards the well.
"GGGGRRR I had it!" growled Inuyasha and spat out a bit of grass. He pried himself from the ground
"CUT! CUT! CUT!" screeched out a female voice. She stood up from the director's chair that she had been draped comfortably inside and took off her glasses. Rubbing the bridge of her nose where her glasses pinches her she let out a heavy sigh before settling the glasses back on. "What is it now Inuyasha?" sighed the female director both weary and wary of the response that would come.
"I don't really believe that my character would be that… that stupid," huffed Inuyasha and slapped his script.
"Come on Inuyasha we've been through this before. It's just a character you play. We aren't implying that you're stupid, just the character you play," the director tried to sooth.
"Someone of my obvious talents and charismatic personality should not be demeaned to play such… such trash. I mean really what the hell is 'feh.' It's like his answer for everything," he grumbled then threw his script down in disgust.
"Feh… an expression of disgust, disapproval, displeasure. Example… You ate peanut butter? Feh!" chirped out Ayame brightly before closing the dictionary. She hugged the thick book to her chest and smiled. "I've been up for like five whole days to help out a friend on his term paper on 'How Sleep Effects Someone's Behavior in Real Life'. But I'm like perfectly fine and have even enjoyed reading from the dictionary. I've drunk more then five pots of coffee and drank a few cans of soda… Oh god I have to go to the bathroom," she cried out and dropped the dictionary before running.
"O… kay," Faith said her eyes widening slightly in surprise. "Now back to the subject at hand. Inuyasha your furry little ass is doing the script as written. If you want to bitch about it take it up with the writers. I've had enough of your compl—"
"I've had it with this dribble. If you really need me I'll be in my dressing room reading War and Peace," he said crisply before walking off.
"Aaawww Inuyasha is so upset," snickered Sesshomaru grinning like an idiot.
"Thanks for stating the obvious," Kagome snorted and pulled out a cigarette from her pocket of her school uniform.
"No smoking inside of the studio Kagome!" Faith howled and smacked her rolled up copy of the script against the director's chair.
"Ha, whatever. If you need me for anything important then good luck finding me," Kagome snorted. She rolled her eyes and lit up her cigarette before walking off of the set.
"Actors," growled out Faith as she clutched her copy of the script tightly together in her hands. Her midnight blue foxtail lashed from side to side, each hair bristling in annoyance. Her ice blue eyes glared at all those in her sight before she let out a sigh. "Kami I don't really need this today. We have a deadline people," whimpered the kitsune as she combed her fingers through her midnight blue hair.
"Here have some tea, maybe that will cheer you up," chirped Sesshomaru as he pushed a cup of tea into her cold fingers.
"Thanks Sesshy," she gave him a tired smile before drinking it. "Mmm you do make the best teas," she sighed appreciatively.
"So I guess this mean I can stop acting like I'm hopped on sugar, huh?" came a grouchy voice below Faith.
Wary ice blue eyes looked down to meet a pair of big green-blue eyes. Lips clasped firmly onto an unlit cigar as fingers quickly brushed reddish-brown bangs from his face.
"You might as well Shippo," Faith sighed and waved the kitsune off. She slowly stood up herself and took another swallow of tea only to spit it out as she felt someone rub her butt. "What the hell!" she roared out and quickly slapped Shippo across his face.
"Come on toots you know you liked it," Shippo waggled his eyebrows suggestively and smirked. "Let's blow this taco stand and go for a bite to eat before heading over to my place," he soothed in his gruff little voice.
"Shippo these cigars of yours are the reason your growth is stunted. You're thirty years old for kami's sake and yet you're trapped in a five year old's body. I'm not getting arrested for that," Faith said in disgust.
"Don't you want to live on the wild side for once, toots?" Shippo asked before getting ready to rub her butt again.
"Unhand her right this minute," Sesshomaru growled angrily and then perked up. "Why don't we all go out to dinner? My treat," Sesshomaru chirped and clapped his hands together.
"You could probably tell him the world is about to end and he'll still be smiling like an idiot and saying we should live life to the fullest," grouched Shippo as he began to light his cigar.
"FINE, FINE WE WILL FINISH THIS SHOOT TOMORROW! TOMORROW PEOPLE, TOMORROW SO GO ON HOME!" Faith yelled into her speaker before rubbing her temples. "God I need a drink."
"You know I have a nice bourbon up at my pla-" began Shippo.
"NOOOO!"
To be continued…
A/N: Once again the characters are 'Out Of Character.' I will introduce other characters gradually in the other chapters if I do update this.