Ok, Im starting to 'dig' the whole vampire theme. It's just so sexy...in a sense. Recently I've been reading Alex Duvals' book Vampire Beach:Bloodlust. Ater I finished with it, I was like 'why don't I do some kinda cross-over or sumthin?' So, I did. And here it is, the final master peice, the magnificent Vampire Beach-Mediator Cross-over. Hope you like it my darling reviewers...heehee.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters you recognise which belong to Meg Cabot or Alex Duval. Any charcters you don't recognise elong to moi. Capeesh?

The Sexy, the Sinister and the Glamorous

Chapter 1:

Vampire Tales

Sometimes I find it hard to believe that about a week ago I actually nearly killed my ex-boyfriends-Tad Beumont-dad, Red. Well, ok. I thought he was going to bite me. WHAT? You should have seen the guys fangs, I mean, they were extremly sharp and elongated. Plus, the bad thing? Yeh, the guy apparntly isn't a vampire. His just a wannabe, according to his doctor. What was I doing there in the first place? Long story, it all leads to the whole meadiating cra-

Oh, sorry. I forgot. Hi, Im Suze. Formerly known as Susannah Simon. I'm a sixteen year old girl who attends the Juniperro Serra Mission Academy and I can see and talk to ghosts. Yep, you heard that right. I'm a mediator, to some -wince- known as a shifter. See, I was born with this 'gift'-allthough I would HARDLY call this a gift-which enables me to see, touch and talk to ghosts. I'm basiclly living to help ghosts who have not moved on, move on...eventually.

Anyways, where was I? Right. So, that Tad dude. Yeh, well a day before actually nearly killing the dudes dad, he said that he has some cousins and friends which are moving over to Carmel from the DeVere Heights in L.A. Apparantly, his cousins name is Brad Moreau and his girlfriend Sienna Devereux. Yep, they're French. Well, how would I know, well duh, from their surnames ofcourse. AND, they should have arrived about 4 days ago...

Anywhoos, that's none of my business anymore, since Thaddeus is NOT my boyfriend anymore. And I'm so going to be late for school if I don't get a move on right now. I put on my black drainpipe jeans, black converse and sunset red strappy top which forms and X at the back. I pick up my large white leather bag, with my school stuff in it, and call out Jakes name.

As I did I picked up a toast on the way and ran to the door. Jake was supposed to be waiting for me by now by the car, but NOOO, he has to eat o ever slowly. I went back inside and grabbed him by the arm from where he was sitting.

''What the hell do you think your doing,'' he exclaimed, allthough he didn't say 'hell' if you know what I mean. ''What the hell do I think I'm doing? Well apparently a girl named Suze Simon called a guy Jake Ackerman to take her to school cos they're both gonna be late if they don't get a move on. Capeesh?'' I replied, in answer to his question, or more like demand.

''Fine. But next time be more specific; don't just call out my name.'' Jake said, rather seriously.

''Specific my ass.'' I blurted, striding towards the car.

Finally. First period. Jeez, I take that back. Calculus. First thing, in the freakin' morning. Could this get any worse?Huh? Yes, it could, cos Paul Spawn of Satan Slater happens to be in my calculus lesson. Hahahaha. How great, huh?

I walked over to my locker to take out the things I needed for my first two lessons, but as I was doing so, I happened to hear a very melt-on-the-spot asculine voice whisper in my ear 'Morning beautifull' but I would not fall into those kind of temptations and urges as that voice was oh so familiar. And it happened to belong to Mr.Slater himself.God, does he stalk me or something?

''What do you want Paul?'' I asked closing the locker.''Nothing, apart from you, ofcourse.'' Hah, jerk.

''Well, try agan later, I'm not available.''

''Why, with whom are you going out with?''

''No-one.''I replied honestly.

'Then why arn't you available?''

''I'm just not available to you. That's all.'' I replied with a smirk.Hah..ass hole. That should get rid of him. I was ABOUT to shove past him, but he grabbed me by the arm, and pulled me so close to him, my nose nearly touched his chest. Yep, I'm THAT short. Or maybe his just tall. Oh well.

''Not so fast Suze. Why such in a rush?''

''Uh, let me think again...from YOU.'' I said sarcasticlly.

''Oh, I see. Your trying to get away from me now, arn't you.''

''Congratulations, how long did it take you to figure that out? You want a Maryland cookie now?'' I know, mature, but the jerk deserves this.

''Hahaha, VERY funny Suze.'' He replied sarcasticlly.

''Quite to the chase, and stop bullshiting. What do you want?''

''Oh, you want to know what I want? I want this-'' And with that he leaned in and kissed me softly on the lips. Just a peck, then he left. I was left there standing like an idiot. Why does he do this to me? He makes me feel wanted in a sense. And, ashamed as I am to admit this, but I kinda want him too. But then theres the whole Jesse thing...but Jesse hasn't even made the slightest move. Not even a hug, yet a kiss on the lips. Well, ok, he DID stroke my cheek and always calls me this spanish thing I don't understand called querida, but apart from that, nothing. Nada. Zilch.

Holy mother of all cows! I forgot. Calculus.

''Oh, look who decided to join us, Miss. Simon herself.'' Mr.Heward called out to the class as I entered. I slightly blushed at that as I took a seat.

''Ok class, we have two new students here to join us. Class, please welcome Brad Moreau and Sienna Devereux.'' Mister Heward said, as two of the most beautiful people I have ever seen walked in.

''Class, they came all the way from the DeVere heights in L.A., so please welcome them and be nice.''

OH.MY.GOD. These two are Tads cousin and his cousins girlfriend. I wonder why they never went over to Robert Louis Stevenson...that's where Tad goes to school. Hmmm...

As I snapped outta my thoughts I caught Paul eyeing Sienna, who was taking a seat inbetween me and CeeCee-one of my best friends. Her boyfriend, Brad, took a seat next to Paul. Brad gave Paul a vicous look, as he caught him staring at his girlfriend Sienna. Paul eventually got the message. Hahaha.

Sienna had this mysterious look to her...she looked very tanned, but her skin was a soft milky glow, and her long, dark curls spilled over her back. Her pouty lips were a natural shade of red and her dark eyes glistned. I took a look at Brad. And can I say cute or what? Brown soft eyes, full yet shapely lips, shortish kinda wavy hair. Nicely built body too. I could totally see Kelly Prescott drooling over him. Hah.

They looked like Movie stars from L.A...