Dumb Tara , Ditzy Tara , Silly Tara.

Hah.

Would a Ditz fling herself out of a forty story building ? Would someone dumb be able to steal Middleton's largest diamond (Coincidently racking up a total of 25,000,000 American ) ? Would a 'silly little girl' be able to evade the police and Spiderman at the same time for over five weeks ?

Hell no .

The wind brushed past the free falling girl , a smile etched upon her face . Her body suddenly jerked upwards though , mere seconds away from a unhealthy meeting with the ground .

"That wasn't exactly the smartest move ya know" chuckled her capturer who was hauling the un-resisting Tara upwards.

Tara or 'Black Cat' as the media had dubbed her pouted , her slim arms folding as she was finally dragged to her initial destination . Namely a construction site that was situated directly opposite the bank , a half completed building it's eventual goal .

Pushing herself off of the girder Tara stood up and looked at her capturer , he was slightly lanky yet covered in perhaps the oddest costume she had ever seen (although she couldn't criticise herself , but the black leather body suit had seemed …necessary ) .

It was almost….alive (for lack of a better word) the deep red material slithered and moved on it's own . The four whip like tentacles on it's back writhing around while the bulging white eye pieces reflected the remaining moonlight in a 'organic' way . Almost like the reflection from a persons eyeball.

"I could have saved myself you know" growled Tara , indicating the small yet sufficient grappling hook in her hands.

Their was an awkward pause between the two . Him a crime fighter , her a thief with a large diamond placed in the breast piece of her leather costume .

"So…" said Tara trying to strike up a conversation ( they were the best kind of distractions , save using her ……'womanly' charms ) "Your Spiderman" .

" Nope , he works in New York although we have a…..piece of him . If you could think of it like that . Never the less we are Hybrid ".

"Ahhh , ok …..hey look zombies" !

" Oooh where ! we love zombies, their brains are quite….aww nut's " .

'Hey look zombies' jeez what was she thinking . Only someone as stupid as mud would fall for that , she'd have to prepare herself for something like that …. perhaps this cat needed claws ?

All of these were pondered over as Tara flipped , spun and outright dodged her pursuer . Her lithe form slipping in-between girders and bric-a-brac .

Kim was right , cheerleading has so many different uses.

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The window opened silently , the imposing (and exhausted ) figure of Hybrid entering the empty room .

She had gotten away again !

It was starting to get kinda annoying , although seeing that cute little butt in the leather costume was a slight 'up point' to the situation..

A orange tentacle wrapped itself around a metallic chair with ease , the wheels helping it's movement across the floor.

This was the bit he hated the most. The part when the symbiotes control receded and his body remembered that his leg's were useless . Sighing her sat within the chair and willed the change to occur.

Where Hybrid had once been Felix Renton now stood . Or to be more exact sat.

Letting out a loud yawn the boy wheeled himself to his computer , the first few ray's of dawn filtering in through his window. He had a test due in five hours and needed to study badly.

He hated long nights .

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