((A/N Hey everyone, I was just sitting here listening to my Harry and the Potters (yes, a real band) CD and I thought "Hey I want to write yet another Harry Potter past Fanfic he he But, anyway, I think I'll start with third year (That is when the Marauders found out about Remus's "furry little problem" right? Or am I mistaken?) then do every year till seventh which means, yes, this story will be very long : ) So, read and review THANKS! –Mwah-))

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, the marvelous J.K Rowling does so don't sue me! And if I owned Harry Potter the following things would change; 1. Lupin + Tonks (would) NO relationship! 2. Ron and Hermione would have gotten together ages ago! (Same with Ginny and Harry) 3. Poor Sirius would alive and kickin' There are so many more, but I think I'm boring you poor souls!

Summary: Basically a Marauder's fic, it includes Romance, Angst, Humor, Petty fights over hair gel, Hot pink boxers, Hot guys, Werewolves, and much much much more!

Title: The Chronicles of the Marauders

Chapter Title: Hair gel, Boxers and Potions

1,959 Words

Characters involved in this chapter: The Marauders, Frank Longbottom, Lily Evans, Professor Slughorn, Lucius Malfoy, Nott, Avery, and Severus Snape

Remus Lupin staggered into the Common Room as the clock on the wall changed to show 5:00. His robes were torn and he was only wearing one shoe on his foot. His light brown hair was messy and there was dirt and what looked like blood in it. His exhausted face was scratched and bleeding. He wiped a trickle of blood off his cheek and stumbled up the stairs towards the Gryffindor Boys' Dormitories. He took off his gold and maroon robes and threw them in his trunk; he'd mend them in the morning. He took off the one and only shoe he had on, the other lost back in the shack. He sighed; thank god he had another pair in the bottom of his trunk. He put on his pajamas and rolled into bed, wincing at the searing pain through his whole body. He fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow, despite his aching body.

"James! Give me my bloody hair gel!" Sirius Black yelled, and Remus woke up with a start. Another voice laughed and Remus heard the slam of what he figured was the bathroom door. Remus sat up with a soft groan and pulled back his maroon curtains, revealing the comical scene taking place. Sirius Black, a sinfully handsome boy, with shoulder length raven hair and ice blue eyes, was standing outside the bathroom, pouting, and banging on the door. He had on gray sweat pants that hung loosely on his hips, revealing gold boxers. He had on a black shirt with a large lion on it. Peter Pettigrew, who was a rather chubby body with dirty blonde hair and a rat-like face, was sitting on his bed watching them with an amused look on his face.

"No way, Sirius, this is my revenge on you!" James yelled from inside the bathroom.

"Revenge for what?" Sirius called, smirking slightly, giving Remus the impression he knew exactly what he had done.

"You told Lily about my hot pink boxers!" He yelled. With that, Remus and Peter roared with laughter.

"WILL YOU BLOODY PRATS SHUT UP!" An angry voice yelled from the last bed. It was Frank Longbottom, the last of the Gryffindor 3rd year boys. He was a little on the short side, and had brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. He was the only one in their dorm that wasn't included in the group that the other boys fondly called, "The Marauders", this group consisted of James, Sirius, Remus and Peter. Frank didn't care to join the group for he was friends with the Ravenclaw third years. He also hated to be woken up early, especially by the loudest, most rebellious, boys of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; James Potter, and Sirius Black.

"Jeez, Frank calm down, you have to get up anyway, it's almost time to go down to breakfast," Sirius said rolling his stunning eyes, then turned back to the door, "James Potter, if you don't come out this instant and hand over my hair gel, I'll tell Lily you still wet the bed."

The door clicked open, revealing a tall, attractive boy with rather messy jet-black hair and eyeglasses over his light brown eyes. He had on gold and maroon pajamas. He frowned at Sirius, threw the hair gel across the room, and as Sirius made to make a grab for it, James jumped on his back.

"POTTER!" Sirius yelled as they both fell to the floor. Frank made an annoyed noise and walked into the bathroom, slamming the door loudly behind him.

Remus grinned at Peter when he finally took his eyes off the two boys wrestling on the floor.

Peter gasped, "Remus, are you ok?" Remus looked confused, then realization dawned on him.

"Oh, right," he said, "I got in a fight…"

"A fight? Like a fist fight?" Peter asked looking concerned.

"Um…yeah, something like that, er…we should get them to stop." Remus said looking down at Sirius and James who were now pulling each others hair.

"What is this? A cat fight? Pulling hair? Despicable." Remus said smirking. The two boys looked up at him ready to retort.

"Remus! Are you ok?" James said standing up quickly.

"Yeah, I got in a…er….fist fight, I'm fine. Come on, we have to get ready." Remus said, picking up Sirius's gel and handing it to him. At this time, Frank came out of the bathroom all dressed and ready to go, he mumbled something that sounding like, "Bloody prats are mental" and left the dorms.

"I get the bathroom first!" James yelled and ran towards it, but Sirius grabbed his legs and pantsed him, before he, Sirius, got up and ran into the bathroom, closing the door behind him. James pulled up his pants and started pounding on the door. While, inside, Sirius started to sing, "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie World…"

"Ah, a typical morning." Remus said rolling his eyes, and leaning over his trunk to mend his ripped robes.

"Your potion should be turning a light shade of green now." Professor Slughorn said to the Gryffindors and Slytherins that were in his class.

Many people exchanged anxious glances. Sirius, Remus, and James, though, grinned at each other; their potions were a perfect light green. When they looked over at Peter however, it was a hot pink.

When Remus leaned over to help him, Sirius smirked at James and said, "Oooo, it matches your boxers!" James glared at him, but didn't say anything back for Slughorn was coming around to check everyone's potion.

"Ah, Miss Evans, perfect as always, you'll go far, I have always said that." Professor Slughorn said from behind the Marauders, he beamed at her. Sirius and James turned around and saw Slughorn talking to a beautiful girl with long, bright red hair and sparkling, almond-shaped, emerald-green eyes. Her smile faltered when she caught the eye of James; he was ruffling his hair and trying to get her attention. She rolled her eyes and Sirius snorted at James antics.

"Top marks for Black and Potter I see, ah and Mr. Lupin…hm, Pettigew see me after class." The Professor said and made his way to go check the Slytherins' potions.

Peter sighed, "I suck at Potions…and Defense, and Divination…and Transfiguration…Oh, great I just came to a fabulous conclusion; I suck at life."

Sirius hit him over the head, "You have to have confidence, god, you're such an idiot." ((A/N lol yes. That line was "borrowed" from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"))

The bell rang and the boys gathered up their stuff, James was getting his stuff quicker than the rest, his eyes watching a certain red-head that was heading for the door.

"Hey Evans, wait!" he yelled, trying to run after her, but tipping on a chair and falling to the floor. Remus, Peter and Sirius all snorted loudly, trying to keep in their laughter and show their friend some sympathy.

"Ah, so smooth on your feet, Potter" came the smooth voice of a blonde haired boy with gray-blue eyes and a sneer across his face.

"Shut up, Malfoy" Sirius said, stepping forward, protectively.

"Oh, not very friendly." Lucius said and also took a step forward.

"Boys, get to class." Slughorn said as he walked over to talk to Peter. Malfoy, Snape, Avery and Nott walked out the door, and Sirius bent down to help James up. Remus picked up a few stray books.

"Maybe Frank is right, you're insane, mate." Sirius said, shaking his head, chuckling.

"Says the boy, who in first year, went streaking through the Great Hall!" Remus said, as they left the dungeons.

"Hey, it was a dare and James put a curse on me so I couldn't not do it!"

Remus nodded, "Sure, sure." He smirked as Sirius's face turned bright red.

((A/N Well, that's it for now, I hoped you enjoyed that chapter, it was fun to write, I enjoy writing the Marauders very much, aren't they so fun and cute? (Except Peter, of course) James and Sirius are my favorite to write because, I love their little petty "fights" they have lol Now, with Remus I enjoy writing his angst. Actually, I will give Sirius some angst in later chapters!))