Team Purgatory: Cream, Big, and Team Chaotix.
Big ran around in circles, "Where r we? Froggy?"
Cream said a little frightened, "Why am I on this team? Where's cheese?"
Vector explained, "Well, people got smart and figured out he's the only one keeping you alive so they promoted him to a full character on the current cast. Without him, you'd be worthless."
Cream sighed, "Damn, I didn't think they'd catch on."
Charmy gazed around, "Well, why are we here?"
Espio glanced at Vector, "Because of Vector trying to find that blasted 'computer room.' He basically bumped us down in popularity points all with that one line."
Mission: Find out if people even care for you.