Team Zeroes: Eggman, Princess Elise, and Amy.
"Aren't you supposed to be the villain in this game, Eggman?" Elise said confused.
Eggman blinked, "Did you see the plot for Sonic Heroes! We can just say Metal Knuckles is behind all of this or something."
Amy whined, "Why am I on the loser team?"
Eggman looked shocked, "Did you even stop and think exactly what you do in Sonic games? Which is chasing Sonic like a loon, and we certainly can't forget your current role in Rush."
Sonic Rush Recap:
"Where'd Blaze go!" Sonic said panicky.
"That-a way," Amy exclaimed.
-end recap-
Amy cheered up, "...Oh yeah, I am a loser. WHERE'S SONIKKU?!"
Elise pondered, "Then why am I here? The game I'm in hasn't even came out yet. I can't be labeled a 'zero' yet, can I?"
Eggman explained, "It's probably because you're a girl."
SEXISM ALERT
-Eggman gets slapped-
Mission: Battle against sexism...or something.