After a brief hiatus (since I had to finish up New and Old Faces), Shichinin no Naru is back! Yes, yes, "It's about Goddamn time, you ftard. You took too freakin' long." Anyways, here's chapter two.

I do not own Love Hina, nor Shichinin no Nana. They are the rights of their respective owners.

Chapter 2: EMERGENCY! Find the escaped Naru(e?)s!

Naru (original): (sweatdrops) WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!

Easygoing Naru: zz…murmmm…five more minutes…

All: …. (sweatdrops)

Motoko: ..Naru. I never knew you could be so…lazy.

Naru: (freaking out) THAT'S NOT ME! I'M ME! (swirly eyes) Or am I? Who is me? Can you help me find out who I am?

Keitaro: Crap! Now her brain's shut down from a mental breakdown.

Sexy Naru: I know a way to help ease that kind of stress. (hugs him from behind, and her breasts press up against Keitaro's back)

Keitaro: HEEEEE! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Motoko: Just in case…(whips her boken out, sending Keitaro into the ceiling) Now that that's been dealt with, why was this Naru grinding on Keitaro?

Sexy Naru: Mm, but I thought that boyfriend and girlfriend were supposed to do that sort of thing….

Angry Naru: You pervert! How dare you do that in front of me! IRON PU-

Keitaro crashes through the ceiling on top of Angry Naru and knocks her out.

Angry Naru: aaauuuuuuuuhh…

Naru: Shinobu, could you help me find me? (puts thumb in mouth)

Shinobu: O.O This is bad, Naru's sucking her thumb!

Needless to say, it was absolute chaos for about five minutes straight, until Smart Naru set off a flare gun in the middle of the room, scaring everyone half to death and bringing normal Naru back to her senses.

Smart Naru: Is everyone in control of themselves? Thank you. Now, I hypothesize that Su's device, in laymen's terms, has spawned off the six of us from the original Naru.

Naru: So, I'm still me? sighs Thank god. I was having an identity crisis there.

Smart Naru: Major comic book arcs aside, I would ask for a solution to this problem. Anyone?

Su piped in: I know! How about divvying up chores between the Narus? Wait, shouldn't that have an "e" before the "s"?

Shinobu: (going over it in her head) Auuuu! This kind of thing might appear on the Tokyo-U exam!

Motoko: -.- No it won't.

Smart Naru: Exactly, since "Naru" is a Japanese name, and the rule Su is thinking of applies to English.

Kitsune: ….This must be the Trekkie in Naru before us.

Smart Naru: I AM NOT A TREKKIE!

Su: Trekkie! Trekkie! Gonna kiss William Shatner!

Smart Naru grabs Su by the cheeks and stretches them out.

Smart Naru: LIES!

Meanwhile, Dynamic Naru was poking and prodding all the instruments in Su's room, setting off some of them, and appearing in front of Motoko covered in ashes.

Dynamic Naru: koff That was cool. Damn, but I'm starting to get bored. Motoko! I challenge you!

Motoko: Huh?

Dynamic Naru, in a flash, has the same outfit as Motoko on, and is in a stance similar to what Motoko has.

Dynamic Naru: I am Neo! I am The One! I am The Matrix! WHOOOSH!

Dynamic Naru comes at Motoko with great speed and catches her off-guard.

Motoko: Wh-when did Naru start practicing kendo! AND SHE'S USING MY FORM!

Meanwhile still, Naru (yes the original one. I'm going to refer to her simply as "Naru." Not "The Female Formerly Known As Naru" or any crazy shit like that.) was pulling her boyfriend out of the rubble.

Naru: Umphh! Keitaro, I think you need to lose some weight…

Angry Naru pops out of the debris, lifting a boulder over her head, and getting everybody's attention doing so.

All: O.O SHIT!

Angry Naru: Damn you, Keitaro! Crashing on me! You copped a feel didn't you!

Keitaro: Huh? (freaks out) I-I-I-I…

Naru: He didn't do anything to you! …Well, he did crash onto you, but that wasn't his fault! The possibility of it happening like that again is astronomical!

Meanwhile, in a room with various game guides, manga, and anime paraphernalia on the shelves, DrgnmastrAlex chuckles. Then cackles like a madman.

DrgnmastrAlex: …(looks around, and sees the readers) …What? WHAT? I have creative power over this fic. Of course I'm gonna do it time and time again. (big grin) BACK TO FIC!

Angry Naru: I know he did something perverted! That's how Keitaro is!

Naru (thinking to herself): My god. Was I like this? …geez, I was a bitch. (to Angry Naru) That doesn't mean you should beat up on him all the time!

Shinobu: Yeah! Naru hasn't done anything of the sort for at least half a year now!

Kanako: (thinking to herself) God, is this the only line I get in this entire chapter? -- I hate this bastard author. (to Angry Naru) You're the side of Naru that I hate the most.

Angry Naru: Nnnnggghh… SHUT UP! I'm not taking any more of this! IRON PUNCH!

Naru: Right back at you! IRON PUNCH!

The point of impact where both punches met caused such a temporal rift in time-space, that it threatened to create a black hole. Don't worry, a black hole didn't occur, but something came through the rift into that dimension. Worry about that later, though, as the result of the punches connecting caused everyone in Hinata House to be launched all over the Kanagawa prefecture. And wouldn't you know it, Keitaro, Naru, and Sexy Naru landed in the same place.

Keitaro: owww….

Naru: What the hell?

Sexy Naru: You two better get up, other wise the police are gonna arrest us.

Keitaro: Huh? ARRESTED! Nooooo!

Naru: Calm down. Le-…where are we?

Keitaro: Huh. We're at the movie theater. What's playing?

They saw "End of Evangelion" playing.

Keitaro: God…if there's one person who's levels worse than I am, as well as the most emo person in anime, it's got to be Shinji Ikari.

Naru: -.- I never thought I'd hear that coming from your mouth. After this, you've got yourself another date with me.

Keitaro: What? Just for saying that?

Naru: You just grew as a person. Now shut up.

They ran out in search of the others.

Well, I don't know if this chapter will live up to anybody's expectations, but there's some goodness. God, I finally got to this fic. Now to plan up what to do for dothack/CRAZY, and my writing itinerary will be done. I'll try to post the next chapter up as soon as possible, but don't expect it for at least two weeks, since I'm two days away from going into my second semester of college. As for other news, I've got a bunch of anime swag from a local convention. You ever seen the set with Rei Ayanami and Asuka Langley Sohryu dress up as cat-girls? Heheh. Be sure to review, and happy reading/writing!