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That's all I've got to say right now. It feels like it's been ages since I last updated, and I apologize greatly for that. Here's chapter 4.
I do not own Love Hina. The rights are property of Ken Akamatsu and any other respective parties. I own NOTHING!
Chapter 4: Back to Kei-kun and Na-chan.
Smart Naru: Put that over there!
Smart Naru had helped out with picking up debris that had been caused from the initial explosion at Hinata House and where the others crashed, as well as the destruction that was caused by Angry Naru. During this time, she had been going through calculations in her head as to how the explosion occurred as a result of Angry Naru and Naru colliding fists.
Smart Naru: At the most, it should have only shattered their fists. Unless something else was caused by Su's machine. That's it! There must have been instability in time-space and…(eyes get wide) Crap! Anything can happen! The goddamn Borg could show up, for Picard's sake!
Naru: Su was right. You are a Trekkie.
Yes, Smart Naru had come across Keitaro, Naru, and Sexy Naru during her assistance with the clean-up. Both she and Naru had been trying to keep Sexy Naru from having her way with Keitaro on a consistent basis.
Smart Naru: I am not a Trekkie.
Sexy Naru: You're still not getting a boyfriend with that level of Uber-Nerdiness.
Smart Naru: Shut. Up.
Keitaro: I really hope the others are alright. Its five minutes to nine and we haven't seen them at all. Heck, I've got studies I need to work on with you, Naru.
About ten seconds pass, then…
Smart, Sexy, and Normal Naru: Uh, which one of us are you talking to?
Keitaro: ..god, I can't get used to this…
Just then, a random guy comes running down the road screaming.
Random guy: HEEEEELP! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME! SHE'S IN A PMS-INDUCED RAGE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!
: Boulder-cutting blade, first form!
A wave of ki hits the guy, sending him flying.
Smart Naru: That must be Motoko. Finally, we're making some progress.
Sure enough, Motoko, along with Kitsune (drunk again and being carried by Motoko), Su, Kanako, Shinobu (also drunk and being carried by Kanako), Easygoing, Dynamic, and Crybaby Naru, stroll down the street.
Su: The Fellowship is restored!
Kanako: No Lord of the Rings references, please.
Naru: What happened with Shinobu?
Su: She got drunk with Easygoing Naru and they started groping each oth- MMMPHHPH
Motoko: NO. TALKING.
Keitaro got the message, however, and had a small fantasy going in his head before he got a nosebleed.
Keitaro: oh sh-
Naru belts him, sending him into a nearby building.
Naru: Huh? Aw, hell, I did it again! It's like a sixth sense now. Are you okay, Keitaro!
Keitaro: (yelling from inside the building) I'm okay! Waitaminute, Naru? What are you doing in here? OH SHIT, IT'S ANG-
Keitaro is sent flying back out of the building and skids along the street, coming to a complete stop in front of Naru. The realization of who did this came just before Angry Naru burst out of the building.
Angry Naru: Keitaro, you pervert! Your face landed in my breasts again! You copped a feel, didn't you!
Naru: Okay, now that's just being unreasonably angry. You can stop now.
Angry Naru stomped her way over to the others, making small craters along the way. This in turn freaked out some of the Hinata Housers, and they blanched back in terror.
Angry Naru (to Naru): Don't tell me what I can or can't do.
Angry Naru was about to say something else, but Naru belts her across the face, making Angry Naru land face first in the street about five feet away.
Smart Naru: Hmmm. Keitaro's mass must be lighter than Naru's.
Naru: Huh! Are you saying I'm fatter than Keitaro!
Smart Naru: No. Mass and weight are not connected to each other.
Angry Naru (getting back up): Urgh…that hurt…you bitch! What the hell do you think you are!
Naru spins herself back around, and goes into a monologue.
Naru: I do not tolerate such reckless violence against those I care for! I'm the pretty Hinata soldier, Naru Narusegawa! In the name of the hot springs, I shall punish you!
Naru then pulls a perfect Sailor Moon pose.
Everyone: ……BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
Naru (sweatdropping): Uh, what? Did I do that wrong? I've wanted to do that for a while now…
Motoko: oh my god…Naru…too funny…
Keitaro: That was…spectacular. Too funny…where did you get that idea?
Naru: Spur of the moment.
Once again, we hear cackling from DrgnmastrAlex's room.
DrgnmastrAlex: Now, if I only could get Shinobu to do Sailor Saturn for a bit, this would be perfect! Whoops! (grabs camera, and puts it back to the Hinata Housers)
Angry Naru just stood there dumbfounded. Why would her normal self make such a fool out of herself? She saw the others laughing around her, as well as Naru herself throwing some goofy poses, laughing her ass off herself. Then another explosion occurred.
Kanako: The hell!
Easygoing Naru: (mumbling in her sleep) Something…evil…
Crybaby Naru: EEEHHHH! EVIL!
The smoke clears, and looking out from the hole in the building that was just made stood another Naru, this one with bronze-colored skin (like Su's) and pale white hair, dressed up like one of the members of Organization XIII from Kingdom Hearts 2.
Su: The end-boss is here! Drop da bomb, soldier!
Motoko: Huh?
Dynamic Naru: She means attack!
Dynamic Naru launches herself at the new Naru, and throws a flurry of punches and kicks, all of which are blocked.
Smart Naru: This must be the anomaly I got out of my calculations.
Kanako: Huh? But there were only six Naru(e?)s that were made out of Su's invention. Weren't there?
Su: Eheh…the particle instability from the machine creating the other Naru(e?)s and blowing up was still there when Angry Naru and Naru had their fists collide. Instead of simply knocking each other back, it created a dimensional rift, from which that Naru up there came out of.
Smart Naru: I figured a similar outcome, but I thought that anything could get through.
Su: (sly cat grin) Figured Captain Kirk would come through?
Smart Naru: SHUT UP!
Su: (dancing around) Gonna kiss William Shaaaaaatnerrrr!
Smart Naru gets Su in a headlock.
Smart Naru: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I HATE KIRK! I'M ALL ABOUT JEAN-LUC!
Everybody (except Dynamic and the Naru she's fighting) facefaults.
Keitaro: So…Naru. You have a thing for Patrick Stewart, huh?
Naru (blushing a bit): It was a small crush…
Dynamic Naru then gets blasted off the building and crashes into Angry Naru, landing face first in her…crotch.
Sexy Naru: Ooooh, nice! (thinking to herself) Damn author. I've had the fewest lines in this entire story!
The evil Naru then floats (OMG) down and confronts the other Hinata Housers.
Anti-Naru: I am Anti-Naru, ruler of Earth. Join me or die.
Naru: Ugh. Creepy. She said that with no emotion in her voice or in her face.
Su: She's like Rei Ayanami then!
Motoko: I won't let you take this place! We're sending you back to where you came from!
Anti-Naru: I would be foolish to let a warrior such as yourself die needlessly. I will add you to my collection.
Motoko's eyes suddenly dulled, and she pulls out her katana.
Motoko: Kill…for my mistress…
Kanako: Oh shit! She's under mind control!
Sexy Naru: Eww, kinky.
Keitaro: Motoko, stop! Fight it, I know you can!
Angry Naru wakes up (due to Dynamic Naru landing on top of her and knocking her unconscious), sees the situation in front of her, and punches Anti-Naru in the face, sending her bouncing and skidding along the road.
Smart Naru: Whoa. Rag-doll physics.
Angry Naru: You know what? I'm tired of this! Let's just kick this Negaverse Naru's ass and fix what's been done. At this rate, if I exist like this, I won't be able to be happy.
Everyone stares at Angry Naru, registering what she just said, while Kanako is trying to hold off a mind-controlled Motoko.
Naru: Well, we made some major progress, I assume?
Su: That means we're closing in on the finale!
Easygoing Naru: (still sleeping) Fourth wall…zzzzz…
How many months has it been since I last updated one of my stories? Dammit. At any rate, I've got some bad news. Love Hina: Mr.UrashimaMs. Mikamura is on discontinuation status until I can figure out where to take it without making the story suck. Which means no updates on that fic for a long while. As for my other fics, I will update those. And I apologize if this chapter wasn't up to par with the others. I don't write for over a month and I suffer for it. I will attempt to put up another chapter on one of my current fics over the next two weeks, but I can't make any promises, since I've got my second year at college coming up. God, this leaves a nasty taste in my mouth thinking about it. As always, your support is greatly appreciated, since writers are nothing without people taking their time to read and enjoy their works. I can promise you I will improve. Once again, thank you for your support, and be sure to review (although if it's just to trash this fic, don't bother, since I'll just delete it). Happy reading/writing!