Started 7:44am
Sasuke-Chan in Wonderland
By: Kimyo ryu
5:15AM
Sasuke was laying on bad, his eyes squeezing WAY to tight trying to rid himself of the horrifying dream he was having. Then suddenly he shot up with a scream, and started to back out in a cold sweet, that is it he looked over at the clock…..
"HOLY SHIT! HOW COULD I OVER SLEEP? THAT DODE IS GOING TO GET THERE BEFORE ME! "Then Sasuke ran out of his house with a new found determination. Why? Because he is an Uchiha and Uchihas don't lose to an usuratonkachis like Naruto.
So Sasuke start running to the training ground (well it was more of a really fast walk, because if he was running his fangirls would tack that as their que to chase him. And it's hard to pretend you don't care when you get to training when you come in with a horde of fangirls after you.) So Sasuke continued on his fast walk till he saw the 3rd weirdest thing in his life (the 1st being Guy-sensei and the 2nd being Rock Lee and now the 3rd being) Sakura on a on a skate bored, but that wasn't the weird part: she was wearing a sluttish waitress outfit INCULEDING bunny ears and tail. "What the Hell" was Sasuke's only reply to the outfit in question.
"He's late! He's Late" Sakura chanted as she round past Sasuke on her skate bored. Then something even weirder happened A GIANT HOLE OPENED UP UNDER SASUKE AND SAKURA!
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" Sasuke yelled as he fell down the hole. And… 5 minutes later..He was still falling. "WHAT THE HELL IS WORNG WITH THIS HOLE!" Sasuke started pouting. Why? Because he was going to be late and Naruto would never let him live it down! You shouldn't need to ask that! Then half-way though Sasuke's pouting and Angst-ing he hit the bottom of the hole.
"SASUKE-KUN! YOU'RE FINEL HERE!" A voice yelled out to him, Sasuke shuttered at the sound of the voice. When he looked up his fears were confirmed…it was Ino.
"INO! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE? WHERE THE HELL IS HERE!" And that's when Sasuke noticed.. Ino was part of a door, her legs where so deep in the door you couldn't see them, but unfortunately her top half (the part that talks) was still visible.
"Why Sasuke this is a door" Ino said totally ignoring Sasuke's question.
Felling his anger rise Sasuke answered with, "I didn't ask that questionBut I'll play along. If this is a door then where are the knobs?"
"Why these are" Ino said lifting her breasts.
"That's it. I'm out of here." Sasuke said as he turned on his heel to leave.
"Wait! Sasuke-kun! Don't you want to get back to training" Sasuke just continued walking. "If you don't train you can't beat Itachi!" (How does Ino know about Itachi? Why Sakura told her of course!)
"FINE!" Sasuke said with a huff and strolled over to Ino.
-The fallowing scene will not been written because the authoress is a -
-yaoi fangirl-
When Sasuke next woke up he was in a field, he sat there angst-ing and cursing Ino till he felt a…draft. And when he looked down he paled. He was wearing a cat tail but that wasn't the reason he paled. He was wearing a very sluttish French maid outfit (I'm too lazy to describe this so linkage: http/www (dot) deviantart (dot) com/deviation/28188222/and note I did not draw this nor do I have permission to use it). Through all Sasuke's anger: anger at the dress and anger at Ino because "the fuckin' bitch put me in slut clothes!" Sasuke failed to notice to figures coming near him.
"It's not like you to let people sneak up behind you, Sasuke-chan." The first figure said as he clung to Sasuke.
"Naruto! What the hell get off me!" Sasuke said as he tried to squirm away from him, a light blush appearing across his cheeks about being seen by Naruto in an outfit like this.
"Don't get so angry, Sasuke-chan" The second figure said.
"What? Another Naruto?" Then it hit him, "Does this mean I made it to training!" Sasuke said perking up as much as an Uchiha can (which isn't very much).
And just as Sasuke was going to explain how it was entire Sakura and Ino's fault he was late the first Naruto who was clinging to him said, "No"
"What? Did Sakura and that bitch Ino drag you here to?"
"Don't ask so many questions, Sasuke-chan" The second Naruto said as he leaned towards Sasuke. And at this close range Sasuke was able to see the red pupils of the Kyuubi.
"Naruto, what are you-" Sasuke was suddenly tackled by the Kyuubi and sandwiched between Naruto and the Kyuubi. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" When the Kyuubi started snaking his hand up Sasuke skirt, while Naruto snaked his hand into the front of Sasuke's dress.
"Don't worry pet I'll be gentle," the Kyuubi said with a …sinister laugh at end. And with that he garbed Sasuke's ass and started to molest him.
"What do you think you're doing?" The Naruto under him said.
"What ever I want!" The Kyuubi replied.
"I get Sasuke first!"
"You wish!"
"Rasengan!" Both Naruto's yelled. And that's when Sasuke started running to avoid getting stuck between the red and blue balls of chakra. As Sasuke continued running he ran into an oddly pleased table and tea set. When Sasuke walked closer he noticed the note under the tea cup 'drink me'.
"Who would be stupid enough to drink tea in the middle of the forest just because a note tells you to" Sasuke said as he start mussing about how smart he was and how he'd never fall for a stupid trap like this. How did he know it was a trap? He's Sasuke. That's when a low flying bird fell down knock the cup into air, where it landed on Sasuke and a drop of the tea dropped into his mouth. And the next thing he knew he was struggling to not get stuck under the cup that was now as big as him.
"Damn it! How did this happen," as he pushed the cup to the side, "Who rigs a cup to…." He trailed off when he noticed that the table had grown. And the grass.. And- that when Sasuke realized (being the genus he was) that he shrunk. "AH!" Sasuke screamed so loud that he sacred away the birds. That's when Sasuke started walking away in a huff. Nothing really happened on his walk to nowhere in particular, besides getting chased by bugs and finding Shino who total ignored his.
Yeah, it was a pretty uneventful walk…Till Deidara showed and kidnapped him! So there Sasuke was getting cared away by Deidara, while he screamed his lungs out. Deidara remanded quite till they can up to a clearing where he started run and yelling "Sasori no Danna! Itachi-san! Look what I found!" Deidara said, proud with finding Sasuke.
Itachi walked over looked at Sasuke and had only one thing to say, "Foolish little brother," And with that Sasuke bite Deidara in an attempt-end to get away. But even though Deidara dropped him Itachi was to fast a caught him before me could hit the ground.
So Itachi carried Sasuke over to where he had been sitting before, and Deidara happy walked over to Sasori and sat on his lap Itachi set Sasuke on the table and started talking, "You know Sasuke I like you like this," Itachi said as he grin when Sasuke went dumb struck, "I like how you look so helpless, but the point is at this size I cant do anything to you, you're TO small," And with that Sasuke was truly grateful, but that dint last long, "So you must eat this magic Onigiri to return to you're original size!"
"You're an-" After Sasuke had opened his mouth Itachi automatically jammed the to big Onigiri into his mouth. And with much struggling he final got the Onigiri down and returned to his original size.
"Finely, Sasuke-chan I can commit incest rape," Itachi said with a grin. Sasuke quickly slipped out from under him and tumbled on top of Sasori and Deidara and well he sew..well let's just say he found out Deidara was a man..go figure. So Sasuke found himself running once again from someone who wanted his innocence. And after running for what felt like forever he can to a small part of the forest clear of trees
There he sat catching his breath and, "Damn it! I can't believe this is happening I ran into Itachi and all I could do is run away I couldn't even-"
"SHUT UP! PEOPLE ARE TRING TO SLEEP HERE! YOU TROBLESOME GIRL!" and with that Sasuke got REALLY mad.
"SHIKAMARU! YOU BASTARD! I! AM! NOT! A GIRL!" Sasuke yelled starting to fume in anger.
"Sasuke? Oi. How troublesome."
"DON'T HOW TROBLESOME ME YOU-"
"Did you what something or are you get here to yell?"
"Well," Sasuke said calming down after remaindering what it's was he need to know. "HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE!"
"Do you have to yell ever thing? I swear you're like Ino" And Sasuke got angry once again, "But I'll tell you what- you strip for me and I'll tell you how to get out of here" And Sasuke just stared at him in disbelief. "Come on I don't have all day take off your clothes or let me go back to sleep."
Sasuke griped his teeth as he barely pushed out a "fine" and start to remove his clothes. He closed his eyes so he wouldn't see Shikamaru….'play' with his…'toy'. And after Sasuke pulled of the last article of clothing he had on, he look up to find himself in a garden. Along with Neji and Lee who where painting white roses red. He stood awestruck for awhile tiring to find out why Neji and Lee where painting perfectly good white roses red when he remember he was naked. He span around several times in attempt to find his clothes . When he found they were gone he tired to hide but was too late Neji already saw him.
"You there! What are you doing here" Neji said in a very officially voice.
Sasuke tried to redirect the conversation to something hopefully other then his trespassing and nudity. "Um..Why are you painting those white roses red?" Sasuke asked the only question he could think of on such short notice.
"Well if you must know" A small blush can on his cheeks, "Gaara-sama only likes red roses. But this idiot, Lee, planted while roses"
"I'm sorry I was so preoccupied with planting 10,000 rose so Gaara-sama would let me-"
"Just get to the point!" Sasuke yelled not wanting to get that mental image in his mind.
"Oh right, I was so determined to plant 10,000 I forgot to check the color."
"Yes and if we don't finish painting all these rose red by the time Gaara-sama gets back… he'll punish us by bring out his bondage gear!" Neji said the last part in a very fangirl fashion. And with that Neji started too hang off Lee as he said he what to get punished, when some one appeared!
"I told you I only want red roses." Gaara said as he smacked his whip in his hand "So who fault is this?"
"Oh it was me! Me, Gaara-sama!" Neji called out, while Lee just sweatdroped and continued painting. But to bad from poor Neji because Gaara wasn't focusing on the white roses on the ground, oh no he was looking at a particular white rose, name Uchiha Sasuke.
"Hello what do we have here" Gaara said as he examined Sasuke. Lifting Sasuke's face with the end of his whip he said, "This little white rose I'll take care of myself" he said as he liked his lips, "What better way to get ride of white flowers, other then to..'deflower them'" Gaara said with a grin, "Now get down on you're knee and lip me off so that I can start deflowering you!" And with that Sasuke ran! Which wasn't a good idea because he ended up running into Gaara's castle.
So Sasuke ran a fast as he could down the hall with Gaara chasing him flicking his whip when he herd the chanting of 'He's late! He's late!' And then wising past him came the Sakura bunny and everything went dark.
5:15AM
Sasuke was laying on bad, his eye squeezing WAY to tight trying to rid himself of the horrifying dream he was having. Then suddenly he shot up with a scream, and started to back out in a cold sweet, that is it he looked over at the clock…..
"HOLY SHIT! HOW COULD I OVER SLEEP? THAT DODE IS GOING TO GET THERE BEFORE ME! "Then Sasuke ran out of his house with a new found determination. Why? Because he is an Uchiha and Uchihas don't lose to an usuratonkachis like Naruto.
So Sasuke start running to the training ground (well it was more of a really fast walk, because if he was running his fangirls would tack that as their que to chase him. And it's hard to pretend you don't care when you get to training when you come in with a horde of fangirls after you.) So Sasuke continued on his fast walk till he saw the 3rd weirdest thing in his life (the 1st being Guy-sensei and the 2nd being Rock Lee and now the 3rd being) Sakura on a on a skate bored, but that wasn't the weird part: she was wearing a sluttish waitress out fit INCULEDING bunny ears and tail. "What the Hell" was Sasuke's only reply to the outfit in question.
"He's late! He's Late" Sakura chanted as she round past Sasuke on her skate bored. Then something even weirder happened. A GIANT HOLE OPENED UP UNDER SASUKE AND SAKURA!
-Never ending-
Done:11:24AM