A/N: If you have any story you'd like to see me do please R&R
Disclamer: I dont own naruto becuase if i did i'd never sleep because ideas for storys dont let me sleep o.o
Started: 7:53
Gaara-oji and the pea
Gaara was the happiest in thehappiest oji whole world. He recently married the love of his love, Sasuke-hime, and now ruled over all of Sunagakure. And what made him happiest of all is that today they where putting in the new king sized bed in his and Sasuke's room. Yes he was indeed the happiest oji in the whole world.
That night after him and Sasuke had a….entertaining night, Gaara sat awake ready to fall asleep in his nice fully new bed. Gaara spent the whole night twisting and turning tiring to find a comfy place to sleep, not that he sleep that much but he usually can get in an hour or two of sleep.
The next morning Gaara was tried but all together good. But he angered lots of people by yawning when they were taking to him, but other then that it was all good. But one week passed and Gaara-oji still hadn't gotten any sleep and was slowly becoming an insomniac. And his mood was getting worse and worse, He killed 3 people for look at Sasuke 'the wrong way', 2 because 'they took to long' to get him what he wanted, and 1 'just because'.
Everyone in Sunagakure can together to help Gaara sleep, not because they liked him, but lets face it- they didn't want to die. One lady brought Gaara hot milk and cookies he ate them all!...And killed the lady for 'thinking he was a child'. I person tired reading a story to him, he killed them because he 'already heard that one'. Some sang, but they 'were of key', the people of Sunagakure tried every thing from old family recipes to Sasuke give him a massage to 'help him relax'.
One day some suggested they rock the bed back and forth to relax him. That was the last straw for Gaara. When they went to rock his and Sasuke's bad he killed all the people on the left side of the bed and flipped the bed on to the right side (after pulling Sasuke off of cause). That's when Sasuke noticed something on the frame of the bed.
"What's this?" Sasuke asked as he picked up the object in question.
"It looks like a pea," said one of the few remaining people.
"Gaara, honey, maybe this," he pushed the pea in Gaara's face for emphases, "Is why you couldn't sleep!"
"Don't be ridiculous I'd never notice some thing so small under a bed as thick as ours." Was Gaara's only reply. But the next day after the few remaining people of Sunagakure fixed Gaara and Sasuke's bed, Gaara had the best sleep of his life…. It was such a good sleep that the Shukaku took over and distorted all of Sunagakure.
Three days later at the village hidden in the leafs.
It was a normal day for the new hokage, Naruto. That is till he got the message that Gaara and Sasuke where at the gate, and Naruto (after hearing Sasuke's name) ran a fast as he could (which was fast) to the gate(hoping Sasuke dumped Gaara so they could live happily ever after). And when he opened the door he found Sasuke with a passed out Gaara hanging off him…and they where both covered in blood.
"Can we stay here till they fix Sunagakure?" Sasuke asked. Naruto cried on the inside.
End
Done: 8:50
Oji: is what my Japanese to english dictionary told me price was so dont get mad at me get madat the dictionary