Little emo riding hood

A/N: I don't think Sasuke is very emo here but still I'd like to take this time to say I'm sorry to any emo (or anyone else) who may be offended.

Started: Some time Thurs night

Once upon a time for some reason Sasuke had gotten a red cloak for his birthday. But Sasuke being the emo he was died it-BLACK. One week later Itachi told Sasuke that he had to take water to Tsunade. What was so special about this water? Well it was from…the FOUNTIAN OF YOUTH! But then again the better question is: Why is Itachi having Sasuke take something to Tsunade? Easy….HE WENT CRAZY!

So here Sasuke was standing in the door way while Itachi was reminded him to say and other unimportant things. But Sasuke being the emo he was didn't care what he had to say.

"Sasuke? SASUKE! Pay attention to me when I'm talking to you!" Itachi said in a very…'angry mother' way. And Sasuke just stood their, his emo cloud doubling in size at not being let lever to end this as soon as possible. "Now as I was tiring to say before you started ignoring me is- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WHEREING A CLOAK WHEN IT'S 90 OUT! Itachi yelled as Sasuke just continued with his angest-ing. "Oh, I get it- you don't want to be seen by our fan club going to an older woman's house. Who knows what they'd think."

"Aniki, are you done talking so I can leave?"

"Oh Sasuke! Why is it when ever you talk to me you have to say such hurtful things?" Itachi said with a fake hurt puppy look. And with that Sasuke just left because he didn't want to put up with his new idiot brother.

Once Sasuke was sure there was no one looking and/or flawing him, he snuck into the forest, because lets face it, Itachi was right and he DIDN"T want tot be seen going to an older woman's house. Even if it was just Tsunade…but with those breasts of hers. Sasuke shuddered at the thought of what kind of story his fan club would come up with if they saw him.

On his way into the forest he came across Jiraiya who doing some…"research" at the hot springs. "Wait! Miss!" Sasuke froze at being called miss. His anger meter started rising. "You can't go into the forest ALONE! There are wolves in there!...But if you need an escort," Jiraiya said as he smoothed back some of hair not tiring to look like the pervert he was, "I wouldn't mind taking you," And with that Sasuke went all Chidori on his ass, because no one gets away with calling him a miss AND hitting on him.

So Sasuke continued in his ma—emo way, all the while cursing the "damn girly ass basket" Itachi gave him to deliver the water in (he didn't get a chance to paint it before he had to leave and it was shudder PINK!). That's when Sasuke felt an odd presence. He spun around throwing one of the kunai he had hidden in his cloak.

After being sure there was no one in the bushes he started up again when… he had a low growling voice from behind him, "My, my aren't we a violent one,"

Sasuke quickly whipped himself around, "Naruto! WTF! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! What are you doing here anyway?"

"Hold up! Let's get some thing straight first. I'm not Naruto," He said and pressed a fingerer to Sasuke's lips so he would start talking again, "I'm the Kyuubi no kitsune," that's when Sasuke noticed the fox ears and 9 tails Naruto had.

"If you're a fox then why did Jiraiya tall me to watch out for wolves?" Sasuke said tiring to hind the fact that the demon scared the shit out of him... even more then his fan club.

"If you wanted wolves why isn't your cloak red?" Kyuubi said seductively and wrapped one of his many tails around Sasuke's waist. And once Sasuke realized what was happing he yanked Kyuubi's tail off him and prepared to run. "Hey hold up!" Kyuubi said and grabbed Sasuke's wrist, "What's the hurry? I know why don't you show me wants in that basket of yours."

"What would a fox want with water bottles?" Sasuke said tiring his best to hid the fear in his voice.

"You're right, then why don't you show me what's under your clothes," Kyuubi said and licked his lips.

Every thing went quite for a few secants… then Sasuke bolted! When Kyuubi final noticed Sasuke was gone it was already too late, Sasuke had ran so fast he couldn't even see his dust cloud anymore. A foxish grin appeared on his face- he knows EXATLY where Sasuke was going. And he started into the forest where there was a short cut.

Meanwhile Sasuke had already stopped. He had been running for around 10 minutes and could now see Tsunade's house off in the distance.

Meanwhile Kyuubi had already made it to Tsunade's. After sneaking behind her and knocking her out he hid Tsunade in the closet. He quick used his sexy jutsu, put on some of Tsunade's clothes and wait in her bad for his new love, Sasuke to show up. And he was just in time to because right after me had laid down in the bad there was a knock on the door.

"Come In, you brat!" Kyuubi said in his best Tsunade voice, whished…sucked. 'Curse not that Sasuke gave a shit about what happen or was wrong with Tsunade.

So Sasuke came in, left his basket on the table in the kitchen and turned on his heel to leave, egger to get this over with.

Wait Sasuke-kun! Don't you want to see my new hair, I just had I died?" Kyuubi said in a frantic attempted to get Sasuke to stay, or close enough to the bed to rape him.

"No,"

'Oh shit!' Kyuubi thought, "What about my new contact leans, they're colored!"

"No," Sasuke said as he reached his hand out to open the door. With that Kyuubi just said screw this and jumped up and grabbed Sasuke's wrist, and undid his sexy jutsu. "What the hell! Get off of me you pervert!" Sasuke started to fight but Kyuubi just grabbed Sasuke's other wrist.

"Oh no, pet! I've gone through to much trouble to let you go now," With that Kyuubi shifted both of Sasuke's wrists into his left hand. He then unhooked Sasuke's cloak, letting it fall to the floor. He racked his hand down Sasuke's side till he reached the hem of his shirt. Push the shirt up he bought his hand over to play with one of Sasuke's erect nipples. Just then some thing came crashing through the window!

It was Kiba! Now sporting dog ears and a tail. "Naruto you bastard! This was supped to be my story!" He pointed to himself, "I'm a dog!" And with that Kyuubi and Kiba got into a fight... for no good reason.

And Sasuke id what any person in this situation would do….he want home.

END!

Done: 8:50am thrus --;

A/n: I'd like that thank Darkangels who said such nice things that helped me finish typing this! 333