Rapunzel Sasuke

A/N: This originally was going to star Neji, because I love Neji (too) but then I remembered this was Sasuke-centric (and I don't know if I CAN write Neji IC) But I still love him glomps chi plushie …what? I don't have any Naruto plushies

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto I'd own Naruto plushies looks around no none here

One last note: this chapter is for bzzz soho.Shortii of my first reviewer

Start: Thurs 10:49 PM

One day Naruto had heard of a beautiful princess Sasuke who had been kidnapped by the evil OrochimaruAnd Naruto, having nothing better to do and seriously needing to get laided. So Naruto set out on his journey to find the princess…luckily for him Oro was holding Sasuke..about a half an hour from where he was.

So he arrived at the window (he hoped) belonged to Sasuke, then he did what any stalker would do. Throw a rock at the window. But unfortunately for Naruto that rock he picked….was REALLY heavy and… the window had no glass. Wondering why Sasuke didn't just run away? BECAUSE IT"S NOT PART OF THE STORY!

"Usuratonkachi!" Sasuke yelled and throw the rock back down...and on top of Naruto. How did he know it was Naruto? Because no one else is stupid enough to throw a rock to get attention.

And Naruto even though he was only half contuse, tried to continue with the storyline, "Sasuke, Oh Sasuke let down your long hair," It was silent for a few seconds till-

"Fuck you! You're not touching my hair!" Sasuke said and started petting his hair protectively.

"But-But Sasuke you have to! It's part of the story line!"

"I don't care. Find another way up. You're not touching my hair,"

"Sasuke you suck!...Kagebunshin no jutsu!" Naruto created two copies of himself and proceeded to run up the wall. Why did Naruto need the Kagebunshin? He didn't… but he uses them for EVRYTHING. "Now I will have you Sasuke!" Naruto said adding a perverted grin when he saw Sasuke was wearing a pretty pink dress.

1 hour later

"Oh Sssasssuke-kuuun, would you li…" Oro trailed off when he found Naruto in bed with HIS Sasuke. He then collapsed and died (he IS old you know) …but before that happened..he cried on the inside.

END

Finish: next thrus 9:47 AM