Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine nor is Rock Lee.
Summary: Read the title, get the hint.
AN: This story is a sort of parody with no link to the series whatsoever. Don't be surprised when you see the sand nins or oro-chan.
Lee's Journey to Find an Identity
Chapter One, Part One: Thick-browed "Sasuke"
Lee was currently stalking his first victim…urm…identity. It was the one Sakura would definitely go for. Uchiha, Sasuke. Lee applauded his wiseness and smartness and…well, himself. Lee would take notes and copy everything his new identity would do. Lee had already written a few things of what the Uchiha prodigy did, wear, and what he liked. Which was more than expected...
The list is as seen:
Likes: Says "tch" a lot so he must like to do that!
Walk around
What he does all day:
4:00 Wakes up wearing Uchiha insignia boxers
4:01 Does 500 pushups, 600 situps! (He almost saw me!) and takes a rose petal bath with the Uchiha insignia engraved on to the bath at 4:45 wearing just his…oh…(scribble, scribble)
5:00 Drinks jasmine tea in a teacup with the Uchiha insignia wearing a black terry robe with the Uchiha insignia while writing on a scroll 1,000 times: Must kill Itachi…(Should I rethink this…?)
5:12 Saunters upstairs to get dressed.
5:17 Trys on his usual pair of clothing with the usual Uchiha insignia (his closet is filled with all the same clothes! Note: gotta get new wardrobe with Uchiha insignia!)
5:25 Still trying on different clothes with the Uchiha insignia that are all the same.
5:45 Finally nods head at mirror engraved with the Uchiha insignia and smiles a cheeky smile and blows a kiss to the mirror (…)
5:50 Walk around Konoha (mainly near Naruto's place)
5:55 Hides behind a tree as Naruto's lights turn on
6:00 Runs towards the bridge just as Naruto comes out of his apt.
6:05 At the bridge and trying to pose
6:09 SAKURA! No! Must control myself…
6:10 Looks away from Sakura and says "Tch" to her good mornings.
6:30 Looks angry at something but suddenly looks bored and lazy.
6:31 Naruto arrives and Sasuke answers Tch to Naruto's presence
6:35 Peeks at Naruto.
6:38 Peeks at Naruto.
6:40 Peeks at Naruto.
6:41 Peeks at Naruto.
6:45 Argues with Naruto claiming he was not peeking at Naruto
And for the next two hours the times between 6:35 and 6:45 repeats all over again.
8:15 Looks away from his sensei and says, "Tch".
8:17 Starts training with teammates…(I feel as if I am forgetting something…)
It was at this point that Lee was discovered by TenTen and Neiji and was dragged to their usual place.
12:03 Walks around Konoha
12:05 Surrounded by girls and combs back hair slowly and says, "Tch"
12:10 Saved by Naruto and says, "Tch"
12:11 Argues with Naruto
12:17 Fights with Naruto
12:29 Fight ends
12:30 Invite Naruto to a bowl of Miso Ramen
12:35 Peeps at Naruto eating ramen while slowly slurping own ramen
12:36 Peeps again at Naruto eating second bowl of ramen while slowly slurping up first bowl of ramen
12:37 Peeps again at Naruto eating third bowl of ramen while still on first bowl of ramen
12:38….
1:04 Stalking Naruto while Naruto is talking with three little kids.
And that's where Lee was now. It was also right about then that Lee was beginning to doubt whether or not he should go on with his plan to copy the Uchiha prodigy. But all that was dashed when none other that his beautiful pink lotus of Konoha came up behind Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun! What a..!" Lee watched as Sasuke slapped a hand on Sakura's mouth and hid her behind the tree he was hiding to spy on Naruto. Lee trembled in a blaze as he glared holes into the prodigy's hand on his beautiful pink lotus' lips. Those pink beautiful lips. Lee began to daydream of those wonderful buds of life on his as he wore Sasuke's getup.
Now with new ambition, Lee flamed and posed with a fist to the sky. Not caring that he had not gathered all the data, but that his plan will commence on the morrow!
Lee's POV
I awoke this morning with new passion. Yesterday the beautiful lady, Merl, helped me chose my clothes that I am wearing on now.
My plan is unbeatable! I have done 500 pushups and 600 sit ups! I have taken a rose petal bath with the Uchiha insignia engraved onto the bath in my birthday suit! I had also drunk jasmine tea in a little teacup with the Uchiha insignia while wearing a black terry robe with the Uchiha insignia and wrote 1,000 times on a scroll with the Uchiha insignia: Must kill Itachi!
I am currently wearing the dark clothes that the Uchiha wears, as well as the Uchiha insigniad boxers, and have discarded my sensei's green body suit and orange weights. I have styled my hair into that of the Uchiha's. I am wearing the same sandals of the Uchiha's. I even stalled the usual time it took me to dress to pick and choose and toss as the Uchiha had done. I even blew a kiss at the mirror with the Uchiha insignia on it's back!
I shall win my pink lotus' heart TODAY!
I was about to pose in Gai-sensei's good guy pose until I remembered that the Uchiha DID NOT pose like that! And soon I was off to be Uchiha, Sasuke!
Sasuke's POV
I shuddered this morning at 4:oo as I had yesterday for some unbeknownst reason and it is to my reasoning that I am an Uchiha that I dismissed it. Uchiha's don't shudder. I smoothed out the wrinkles in my Uchiha insigniad boxers as I began my usual exercise.
I did 500 pushups and 600 sit ups to keep my beautiful self in shape. Afterwards, I took a rose petal bath in a bath that had the Uchiha insignia engraved on to it.
Wearing my black terry robe with the Uchiha insignia on the back, I drank jasmine tea in a tea cup with the Uchiha insignia to calm my nerves and wrote down 1,000 times on a scroll with the Uchiha insignia: Must kill Itachi.
Next I saunter upstairs and try on my clothes. Looking in the mirror I see all the mistakes in the clothing texture and lighting of the cloth. I was trying for mature and sensitive today and so after 31 outfits with the Uchiha insignia on their backs or fronts, I finally decided to wear my blue-black, short-sleeve, long-neck, Uchiha inscribed on the front, shirt with my white with that slightly sky blue shadowing arm-warmers and my plain and sensitive white shorts with a tiny Uchiha insignia at the corner of both pockets.
I smirked at myself in my Uchiha inscribed mirror and mentally checked myself out. 'My, aren't we mature and sensitive today, Prince Uchiha!' I blew myself a perky kiss and sauntered out to capture a glance at my little fox darling, Naruto.
But that's when it hit me as I arrived at my usual place in front of Naruto's apt. It was…so ugly!
"No….Noo…nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" It couldn't be! I had just seen myself in the mirror! I was beautiful! But that thing in front of me was…was…TT.
Lee's POV
I had just arrived to Naruto's apt when I happened to bump into an impersonator! How dare he do as I do and impersonate MMEEEE! That is until I figured, 'hey isn't that the original Sasuke?'
Slowly we circled each other and our black eyes met. Then unexpectedly…
"No….Noo…nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He bolted and ran with tears trailing behind him. I stood there in shock as this did not happen yesterday. I reached down to grab my pen and notebook when all of a sudden…
"Oi! Sasuke-teme!" I was grabbed by the left arm and dragged by a running Naruto. "What are you doing here! Sakura's probably all alone at the bridge you baka! And I thought I was the baka!" So, doing as the Uchiha would've done, all I did was.
"Tch!"
At the bridge…
Sakura's POV
Today will be the day in which my charms and wit and beauty will surely entrap Sasuke who's masculinity is only questioned when….Huh?
I saw a big cloud rising and coming towards the bridge. The cloud was coming faster and closer. I begin to panic!
Inner Sakura: Run!
Sakura: I…can't! Wahhh! My feet are stuck!
Inner Sakura: You wimp!
I squeezed my eyes shut as I waited for the pain….but wait! What's that…(sniff, sniff) Roses! Roses always stood for Sasuke!
I opened my eyes and saw at the foot of the cloud was Naruto…and "SASUKE-KUU….!" Something was wrong! Very wrong!
I grabbed my head and screamed as a very deformed, a very ugly, a very thick-browed Sasuke came sailing my way with a shiny smile and open arms.
My dream had come true…only to end in a crashing nightmare…
"KKKYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ending Comments: Hee hee hee! POV's are so useful at times…So did you guys like it? If so, Review! And I shall write more.