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Summary: Just read the story.

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Lee's Journey to Find an Identity

Chapter One, Part Two: Plan Uchiha, Sasuke-Failure

Sakura stood behind Naruto who stood to the side of Kakashi, who for once was on time.

Sakura stared at…(gulped)…Sasuke, Naruto frowned at…Sasuke…and tried to shoulder off Sakura for once, and Kakashi was staring and studying…Sasuke…

"Sasuke" stood tense as a board and sweated.

Kakashi narrowed his eyes at "Sasuke" and felt his own forehead. He shook his head. Then while glaring at "Sasuke", he took his own temperature. He shook his head. Then finally while checking "Sasuke" out, he picked his own boogers through his mask (which should be impossible but somehow Kakashi achieved it). "Sasuke" shuddered and looked away. Kakashi smiled and nodded.

"At first I had my doubts, but this is definitely Sasuke, Sakura-chan." Sakura shook her head with a ferocity.

Sakura: No! That can't be him!

Inner Sakura: But it looks and dresses like him!

Sakura: But it can't be him…?

Inner Sakura:….

Finally, Sakura sighed dejectedly. Naruto beamed a huge smile and laughed.

"True, Kakashi-sensei! You're just as smart as I am! Of course that's Sasuke! Only Sasuke would dress like that!" Kakashi smiled and nodded as "Sasuke" managed a light laugh but quickly covered it up with a "Tch!"

"Well, today is very special as it is a day we will be on a very special mission!" Kakashi said with a huge smile (not that anyone can see it anyways). Naruto and "Sasuke" both were stoked and lunged forward at the sound "special mission".

"UUwwoooo! What kind of special mission is it, Kakashi-sensei?"

"UUwwoooo! Yosh! A mission that I, Ro….er…I mean…" "Sasuke" sweated openly as all three of the people there stared intently at him.

"I mean…" He pocketed his hands and turned his head away and said a simple: "Tch!"

That got them back in their little happy mood.

"Hahaha! You almost got me there, Sasuke-chan! I almost thought you were Lee!" "Sasuke" perked up and was about to ask something when Kakashi spoke up.

"C'mon team, time to do a mission!"

"KYAHHHH!" Sakura screamed as chickens flew over her head. She watched in slow motion as a single chicken poop fell. In a flash, she was saved as a black flash took the poop for her.

"Don't worry, Sakura-chan! I am here now! I will protect you!" "Sasuke" grinned. Sakura shuddered even though those were the words that she ever longed to hear. She growled and putted "Sasuke" into the pig sty.

Apparently, this "special mission" was just a D-rank mission of caring for a farm while the owners went out for the day. Naruto had been livid and Kakashi wasn't seen for the rest of the day.

Naruto laughed at "Sasuke" as he helped him out of the pig sty.

"Oi, Sasuke-chan! I guess Sakura don't like you anymore! No more fan girls, isn't that great?"

"Tch!" "Sasuke" managed as he brushed of the mud. He knew he should be more happy as Sasuke but what was he doing wrong? Then he remembered his question for Naruto.

"Naruto? Do you like Lee?" He asked timidly. He watched as Naruto's face turned a sickly green. He covered his mouth and ran off. "Sasuke" watched as Naruto barfed behind a tree. He was saddened. Of everyone, he was certain that Naruto would like him. Instead, at the notion if he liked Lee, he barfed. "Sasuke" was sad and felt like crying.

"No! I will not cry!" "Sasuke" raised a fist as a fire bursted in his eyes. "I will go on with my dream!"

"So, you got rejected again." "Sasuke" jumped a mile up into the air before coming back down and giving Kakashi a scared look. Could it be that Kakashi knew?

"What do you mean!" Kakashi smiled and patted "Sasuke's" shoulder.

"It's alright! I get rejected by Iruka, often. Everyday infact!" "Sasuke" paused. "To tell the truth, the reason I'm always late is because I have to get my fill of Iruka…." He toned out.

No.

He blacked out. He couldn't listen anymore. From hearing all that he heard it was for certain that he couldn't be here anymore. Sakura and Naruto rejected him as "Sasuke". Rejection was okay, but he couldn't deal with THIS. He began to wonder about his own sensei's sexuality as he fell into the darkness.

"Sasuke-teme! You're late!" Yelled Naruto. Sasuke smiled at the noise. He was late because today he took EXTRA, EXTRA care in his activities. He was primped and powdered and everything. The fangirls were even extra giddy today. He was in heaven.

The only problem was…He looked over to Sakura. She avoided his eyes. Not that he cared but he had definitely lost a fan. But it was lost to thought as Naruto started a fight with him for ignoring him.

Ah. He was in love.

Lee was busy. Busy and locking out the wickedness that dared entered his head while he thought up of a new plan. He began to sweat and hunched over as a plan entered his head. He finally had a new vic…er…model. Tomorrow the plan will be in play. But today he had to rest and keep chanting to himself to keep his mind from drifting.

And to keep Kakashi's words away and out of his head.

Ending comments: I know, I know, this sucks. But hey! You have something to look forward to! A new victim! Er… I mean a new model for Lee to be! Stay in tune!