Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. In fact, I don't own anything, not even this tiny, stretchable…..body of mines…at least not right now….

Summary: Lee! He is still only in the beginning turbines of his journey!

AN: I know, I know, it's been a long time but hey, can you blame me? It's much better to do the reading than the typing, ya know. But ofcourse one of my lovelies has emailed me to plz update soon because I am the bestest of the bestest of all the authors in this crib...yeah, didn't think you'd think so neither. But here's an update. Hope ya like.

Lee's Journey for an Identity

Chapter Two, Part One: That Foxy Smile

Lee had done it. He had finally picked up all the info of his newest vic...er...model. All day yesterday, he had stalk...um...followed his "model". Of course, he got bored stalking...I mean..."following" his newest vict...dope!..."model", yeah...following his newest model and finally retired to his home to get ready to install his plan. But it was much harder than he had originally thought it to be...

In fact it was horrible...no...It was wicked! But Lee had to do it.

He looked into the mirror. He squeaked. Tears about to spill, he raised a fist into the air and flames were apparent in his eyes.

"No! I am doing this so I can go out with the lovely lotus of Konoha, Sakura-chan!"

Finally he took a deep breath and looked at the object of his demise. A tube of...yellow hair dye. He picked it up and gave himself a good-guy pose, included with the tiny wink and the sparkley teeth and the horrible wiggle of those things: his eyebrows.

Naruto yawned a deep and loud yawn. He had just awoken to the bright, yellow morning...HAIR? The hair changed into...? Naruto gasped and sat up, stumbled back and fell off his bed, hit his head on the alarm table and to make it worse, the table broke and rehit him in the face. With a shaky hand outstretched for a second before falling back down with a thump, Naruto was officially out of the game/chapter.

Lee bounded around the bed. He had been staring out the window and frowning at Sasuke's body. A few minutes ago, Lee had met Sasuke on the street and waved at him. Sasuke spotted him and turned a strange shade of color and swiveled his head back and forth from the apartment to Lee for some time before getting swirly-eyed and falling down face first.

Of course, Lee didn't pick him up. His vict...er...model would never help an Uchiha! So Lee had gone on and entered through the window and turned back to look at Sasuke's twitching body. That's when he heard the yawn of Naruto and a crash.

"OH NOOOOOO!" (Just like Naruto...) Lee, in Naruto drab with blond spiked hair (which took him, like, forever to spike) and thick blond eyebrows, stood over Naruto's buried body. But after awhile, Lee decided that this could work in his favor. Lee (please note people/readers/reviewers/fans/etc, that as Lee goes through each of these people that he changes...really changes) smiled, coupled with the crescent curve of the eyes, which for him wasn't exactly possible so it looked more like squinting on him, and the evil look behind the eyes.

Sakura's POV

Oh what a wonderful day! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, Kakashi-sensei is still not here(but somehow I just can't seem to look at him the same way...), Naruto has big eyebrows the size of Texas (Please note that Texas does not exist in the Naruto world! At least not to my small amount of knowledge...), Sasuke-kun is...

Wait! I turned my head back towards at Naruto. Naruto noticed, smiled and waved, and then blew me a kiss, one right after another!

"Eaayyyahhhhh!" I dodged every last one of them and when I was sure they had all passed me, I straightened back up to give Naruto a piece of my mind when...

"Sakura-Chan!" Naruto appeared out of no where to with wide open arms and a sparkley smile.

No...He was coming...

No...he's getting closer...

No...

"Noooooooooooo!"

Lee's POV

After doing my business, you know, going to the bathroom and hiding Naruto's body, I finally reached the bridge where my beautiful pink lotus is waiting for me...Ahhh...Sakura chan...

Wait...What is this...Sakura just looked at me and smiled the sweetest smile in the world and it was only for meeeeee! Maybe I had been wrong in that she had liked Sasuke...on second thought where is he? Don't tell me that he is still in front of my...er...I mean, Naruto's apar...

Ah! Yes! My beautiful Sakura! I waved at her and smiled. Then I saw it, that look in her eyes! Can it be...My plan had worked! She loves me! I blow her my special attack! A dozen pulsing hearts!

Ah! Look! Look! She's trying to catch every one of them with her lips...er...I'll have to teach her to how to catch things with the lips as it seems that she is missing them all...but it matters not! It is the thought that counts! My heart is beating so fast! Can it be? That my unrequited love is finally, at long last, requited?

Ah! Here I come my lovely Lotus of Konohaaaaaa-AH!

Back to regular POV

Sakura slammed her body'sdefense mechanism on full throttle and as "Naruto" ran ever closer, her foot came up ever higher.

"Kyaahhhhhhh!"

"Sakura-Ah!"

Well, let's just say, that one should never put one's foot in one's mouth, or in this case, in anyone's mouth...

Ending Comments: So how did ya like it? Should I continue? If ya want more then please do so by reviewing and until next time...ja ne! But if I do update, it's probably going to be after winter break..sorry...