Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, I would not be here, instead I would be suing people to get rich. Mwahahahaha! But seriously, I do not own Naruto.

Summary: Read the title.

AN: Heh! Sorry but my "winter break" turned out to be longer than usual, ne? Any who…I'm back and if you're wondering who the hell is IS then you don't deserve to know but since I'm so sorry then I'll tell you anyways, it's….Inner Sakura! Well, here's the next insert of :

Lee's Journey to Find an Identity

Chapter Two: Part Two: That Broken Foxy Smile

Sakura slammed her body'sdefense mechanism on full throttle and as "Naruto" ran ever closer, her foot came up ever higher.

"Kyaahhhhhhh!"

"Sakura-Ah!"

Lee was surprised to say the least, as he swirled a part of his beautiful lotus flower around in his saliva-filled mouth, that his beautiful Sakura would offer him such a loving gift: a mouthful of her dainty foot.

Lee beamed to the kami that was watching over him right now as he gently suckled the foot and used his tongue to play and lick her toes peeking out of the sandal that she wore. He looked at Sakura and all he could see was her gentle face blushing and felt her shiver in PLEASURE at his tongue techniques and flower petals were swaying in the soft breeze beyond her being. Ah, her hands came to softly…ow…caress my face…Oh how much I love you….

Sakura's POV
Oh My God! OMG, OMG, OMG! I shuddered in EXTREME DISGUST as I felt his…ugh! Tongue on my toes!

IS: Yeeeckkk! WTH! WTF is F$& is wrong with Naruto!

Kyahhhh! I could feel my face burning up as my neck begins to ache from standing only on one foot and craning my head away as if I could simply disappear. Where the hell was Kakashi-sensei?

IS: I'm soooooo gonna kill Kakashi-sensei! He's probably enjoying this in the bushes!

EEEkkkk! Did Naruto just suckle my…toes…I could feel a slight heat coming off of. A shiver traveled up my spine and left my cheeks tingling. I never felt this before…But since this is Naruto, it must be a newer level of…

IS: ANGER! Rwaarrrrrrr! Let's make him MINCEMEAT!

That was the last straw! I used my immense strength that I always use on perverts to push his head off my foot. But I was careful, of course, to avoid those….things on his forehead. WTH were those things? They look pretty familiar…

IS: Who gives a $H!T! Let's F$&ing gut the bastard!

…but I dismissed them as I tried to push him off my foot.

All of a sudden arms went around my slim body. Strong, slim arms full of warmth and…

Wait? What is this? I turn beautifully to the side and…

Sasuke's POV
I had just awoken in front of my love's apartment. I can't seem to remember why I turned up here but there was the vague memory of…

A shiver ran through my body as I suddenly felt cold. Why can't I remember! But somehow a part of me seemed…glad?

With the vagueness of my memory I thought that maybe it wasn't important so I decided to quickly go to our usual meeting place seeing that Naru-chan isn't in.

An embarrassed blush slightly traced my face as I wondered if he saw me lying on the ground in front of his home…and then a feeling of déjà vu traced my heart at the thought.

Was it just me or did it just get colder? Dismissing the thought, I thought, if Naru-chan did find me, he would've kicked me awake with his strong, muscled leg….(hearts all over the place). With that in mind, I couldn't wait to get their just to have a little love spat with him.

Once there, my heart leapt out of my chest.

I could only see red! Or maybe that was my sharingan. But who gives a $!t! How dare she? How dare Sakura try to steal my Naru-chan by acting like a $L#T and sticking her disgusting foot in Naru-chan's mouth! Kyahh! She's caressing his face with her tainted hands! How dare she?

I couldn't just stand there any more as I "gracefully" ran, just in case Naru-chan happened to turn around and see me (picture Sasuke running like a girl with a little skip added), and took a hold of Sakura and pulled her away from MY Naru-chan

"GET…OFF!"

Sakura's POV
"GET…OFF!" Her beloved Sasuke just told Naruto to get off her delicate foot! (hearts all over) He did care! (More hearts) I gently allow myself to meld into his arms as he showered me with his smell and…

IS: SCORE! Sasuke-kun is mine! (lot's of hearts and etc

Sasuke's POV

Ugh! WTH! This F$King $L#T is trying to do two of us! How dare she think Naru-chan is so cheap!
Sakura's POV
OMG! (Hearts everwhere!) His heart just skipped! (Help! Author is drowning in hearts….!)

IS: YOSH! After all these years…FINALLY! Mwahahaha…!

Kakashi's POV

…Tee hee hee…They're bonding so well without me! (Even more hearts…erk!)
Lee's POV
Oh! MMMMM! Sakura! You make me feel soooo…! (The hearts won't stop coming!)
Sasuke's POV
Oh no! Naru-chan! Stupid Sakura is trying to choke you! I'll save you! I cried inwardly as I saw MY Naru-chan turning even redder as his eyes began to bug out and turn round…hmm…they look like…

A shudder racked my body…No…Think happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!

Sakura's POV
Oh! He shivered again! I must've rubbed against a ticklish spot! (The hearts just keep coming…TT+TT)

IS: Aye yi, ma'am! Putting it in long term memory!

Kakashi's POV

Awe…Looks about time I come in. But they look so OWARI! (Even more Hearts! XX)
Lee's POV
Uhmmm! (…hearts…) Hmm…Is it just me or did the wind change…

THUNK!

Sakura's POV

I can't feel my leg any more…But I sure asH can feel Sasuke-kun's broad chest! (…)

IS: Hey! Where are the…

Oh I wanna rub my back against his chest forev…?

THUNK!

"Kyaahh!"

Sasuke's POV
Now that happy thoughts are back…

Get off! Get off! Getoffgetoffgetoffget…!

THUNK!

"Kyaahhh!"

"Waghh!"

BAUSH!

Regular POV

Sakura and Sasuke moaned as they recovered from the base of a large tree.

Lee, still in Naruto form, moaned as he recovered from a large pulsing egg on his head.

Kakashi, behind the latest volume of Icha Icha Paradise, winced slightly as he rubbed his elbow wondering when Naruto's head became so…thick.

The ex-anbu captain waited until his team all stood up before saying anything. Lee was staring at Sakura with…stars! (Attn to all readers: Sadly, we have run out of hearts at the moment. Please stay in your seats as their will be no hearts for the rest of the chapter. Thank you. From the PKMHWBTC)

Sakura was blushing and looking at Sasuke from the corner of her eye and Sasuke was stealing glances at his "Naru-chan", totally ignoring the obvious.

Kakashi beamed at his sweaty, and sort of smelly crew, and informed them:

"Well, since you guys had so much fun, I decided that I should be having a little fun myself with a certain dolphin swimming in a school of brats so today is a free day! (cough a star appeared at the end of his statement)" With that he puffed out to meet a certain dolphin swimming in a school of brats.

Sasuke just "hmpf" and walked off, needing to wash the smell of a heavily perfuminated Sakura off of him before returning to his object of desire.

Sakura jumped up to grab his arm.

"Sasuke-Kun! (…a curved star made to look like a spike heart appeared)"

But when she neared him, Sasuke glared her down. Then he looked down at her slobbered foot in which held the riches of Naru-chan's sweet little putty mouth. Sasuke's mouth watered and then remembered who it was that foot belonged to.

He looked into her eyes so full of disgust and hatred. There were so many things he wanted to yell at her but all he managed before he'd break down in tears that she had the gift of…he couldn't even think it so all he said was:

"YOU DISGUST ME…"

Sakura was in shock as she choked on air. His words repeated over and over and over and over…(you get the picture) in her poor little retarded mind. Suddenly she shook full bodily and then turned to poor little Lee, I mean, Naruto who had, rather indirectly or directly, caused this rip in her relationship with Sasuke and glared at him. And then said it:

"YOU…YOU…I'M GONNA…(CHOKE).." Sakura choked at the sudden flow of emotion in her throat. Tears were threatening to spill. "I HATE YOU!" Then she ran off.

Lee's, er, Naruto's heart broke at those words. His face became listless and lifeless. But all of a sudden, he recovered. His face brightened up.

"Hey! She doesn't hate me, me, she hates…" All of a sudden his face became listless and lifeless again. His heart grew heavy. She hates Naruto…and it's all HIS fault!

All of a sudden, lightning flashed, thunder sounded, and rain came pouring down on the all ready downed boy of Konoha.

What was he going to do?

In a deep and dark closet…

Two eyes of blue suddenly opened and the owner suddenly felt a shiver run down his back as if the world was coming to an end…and he was right at the edge of it all.

Ending Notes: Hello! I am Sin! (Stands on a mound of all sizes hearts) You probably know me to be girl Naruto from another story TUH is currently still having problems with. I'm just here to deliver the message that TUH seems to have disappeared and we, her beloved characters that she created from old ones, are currently looking for her so if you happen to know where she is then please inform us, in this case, by reviewing. But for now she is to be replaced with TUH bot # 451. Say hi, # 451.

Hi. My name is 451. (rolls over a hand that is sticking out of the pile of hearts) I will be in power…er…I mean in the place of my slave…I mean, my master for this duration. I would just like to say thanks to all those who bothered to even read this far and that you will be rewarded a sneak preview…

…of Sin's fine $$…TUNK…ow…

Y'know, I think I should stay the speaker. Thank you for reading and hopefully you enjoyed this insert of Lee's Journey to Find an Identity! And congrats to my master, wherever she is, for her being able to write such a long chapter. Let's all give her a big round of applause, wherever she is...

Anyways if you wanted to know just what PKMHWBTC means then review and the Authress will inform you. Thankyou and Bye! (holds up a little star from the big pile over the stupid star at the end of her sentence).