Disclaimer: TUH does not own Naruto.

Summary: Lee discovers…Lovers of the same sex.

Sin Notes: Hello there, this is Sin from Fatale Sin, I am here to update THIS chapter simply because it has hints of YAOI-ness. So if you don't like YAOI or are against it, just skip this chapter. Thank you and please, R&R.

Lee's Journey to Find an Identity

Chapter Four: The Birds, the Bees,…and YAOI!

Lee gasped for air. He tried to follow Sakura's sensei, Kakashi, but he had failed many times. Finally, Lee stopped in the middle of the road.

"It's as if he knows I'm here!" Lee growled. "But that can't be! I am the best at stalking people down!"

Lee did a little pose… but stopped when he spotted the silver-haired, ex-anbu, aka his sensei's eternal rival. Lee jumped up and hid behind a tree. Slowly he peeked around the tree to where Kakashi was apparently sneaking around. Lee's eyes narrowed when he spotted Iruka coming around the bend. In his innocent little mind, Lee's wheels were running creakingly round and round. He glowered as he saw Iruka greet Kakashi and they both looked around suspiciously before sitting down on a bench that wasn't there before, not that Lee cared or anything.

Many things came to mind as Lee spied on the two people. They ran along the lines of:

"Those evil doers are planning against my sensei! This is why Kakashi-sensei is always winning! How dare you…!" Yeah…something like that. That was all dashed away when Iruka reached into his bag and…pulled out a bento?

"Huh?" Wondered Lee. The next few minutes of the developing scene caused Lee to bend over, clutch his heart and cry in the youthfulness of it all and then caused him to clutch his head with eyes bugged out and had Lee on his knees at the wrongness of it all. It was wrong because he couldn't, didn't understand.

"Noooo!" Screamed the mind wracked Lee as the scene played itself over and over in his tiny little mind. He pulled on the hair of the sides of his head.

"Arghh!" He rubbed his scalp in pain, tears were evident in his round eyes.

"That seemed like it hurt." Came a masculine voice. Lee slowly turned around to come face-to-face with Iruka.

"I…Iruka-sensei!" Lee's voice squeaked out.

"How long have you been here?" Iruka asked nervously realizing the situation at hand.

"Prob'ly been here all along." Iruka blushed and refused to face Lee or Kakashi who answered for the green clad boy.

"Um…Lee, we need to talk…about…erm…the birds and the bees…" Iruka began. Lee blinked before standing up tall.

"No thanks, Shino gave me a lecture on them already." Lee shuddered as he remembered the very detailed lecture Shino had given him when Lee just happened to ask. Iruka understood as he also had been given the same when Shino was still his student.

"…erm, that's not exactly what I meant, Lee…"

"Just skip all that crap and go straight to the Love, Iru-chan," declared Kakashi.

"Kakashi! Baka! Shut up!" Turning back to Lee, Iruka huffed then began.

Two Hours and Six Kakashi Bashings Later…
"…and that is love. Do you understand, Lee?" Lee was googly-eyed and subconsciously nodded. Iruka sighed in relief.

"That's good, so don't tell anyone about what you saw, okay?" Lee snapped out of it and did his little fire-in-the-eyes routine/pose.

"What are you saying! Love shouldn't be hidden! I shall announce it to the world!" Iruka grew teary-eyed and Kakashi grinned.

"You do that…er…kid. Here's a little gift that goes along with that lecture!" Kakashi winked with a little heart appearing out of nowhere. Then the ex-anbu began to drag the downed dolphin away.

"Hey! Wait! The boy shouldn't tell anyone about us! It's a secret!" But Kakashi just whistled and tossed Iruka over his shoulder. "Lee! Don't tell anyone…Wait a minute!" Iruka finally noticed the "gift" in Lee's hand. "What's that? What did you give that boy? Kakashi!..."

Lee blinked as the fire slowly faded away inside of him. He blinked at the couple who left and then blinked at the gift from the copy-cat ninja. It was a small, pocket-size, orange book with two strange characters on the cover. Lee's eyes widened and he brought the book closer to his face. It was definitely a half-naked woman running from a man!

Flipping a few pages in and reading had been a bad idea. The book was no sealed shut where Lee had been reading by blood.

Later that day…
Lee was once again sitting under the beautiful sakura tree that reminded him of his beloved Sakura-chan…but he was not thinking of Sakura. Oh no. In fact, he was beginning to doubt his own sexuality…Lee turned even more miserable.

Oh how will Sakura take it that Lee could be…gay? Now how did he come to this conclusion? (Well, how should I know, I don't belong in this story, I'm just making it up) Maito Gai wept for his student.

"Oh my Lee! What has happened to your youth? What has happened to our old enlightening days of Hugs and Kisses…(Hmm…I guess this solves it for us, or at least me)?" Cried the infamous Green Beast of Konoha.

Neiji and Ten Ten paused in the midst of their sparring and came closer to eachother.

"What do you think is wrong with him now?" Asked Ten Ten. At that moment, Lee twisted his head to look upon the two. The couple gasped in surprise before becoming irritated as Lee did not respond. A few minutes passed before…

"I always wondered why you ignored women, neiji, but now I undertand… Kakshi-sensei has finally opened my eyes…" Neiji held up a question mark. "I shall stick by your side, my rival, even if you are…GAY!" Lee announced as the words resounded throughout Konoha. Ten Ten gasped, looked at Neiji and took multiple steps away from Neiji. Neiji himself looked like a deer caught in headlights but very slowly he raised a fist and closed his eyes as he shook fiercely.

"I…am…not…GAY!" Neiji yelled as he sent Lee into LEO, low earth orbit. Of course, now the whole of Konoha is talking about the possibilities…of how true it could be that Neiji is indeed…gay.

Ending comments: Well, how do you like that? Naruto didn't want to do this one cause it had his sensei and yaoi combined. Since I was a girl, I didn't mind. Also, Gai seemed to have disappeared…Oh well. I hoped you enjoyed so now please review and if you want to know what happened during YOU KNOW WHAT, then please review and tell me, Sin, and I will decide whether or not to write a side story for it, and maybe even one for Neiji.
Omake:
"I always wondered why you ignored women, Neiji, but now I understand…Kakashi-sensei has opened my eyes…I shall stick by your side, my rival, even if you are…a woman!"

This time, both Ten Ten and Neiji punted him into LEO.

"Baka!"

Somewhere dark, sweaty, and hot…

"Hmm…" Went a low, husky voice.

"What is it?" Came another.

"I was just wondering if Lee actually read the book I gave him."

"Nani? You gave him a pervertish book!"

"…No…I gave him a cross dressing book where the main character cross dresses as a woman to be near the guy he loved…nothing pervertish…"

"…I think you really are changing…(sniff, sniff)…come here…" And the rest is too rated M for ya.