Infernal Fox

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Ranma ½ they are the property of their respective owners. I do not claim any characters for myself except those that I create. I am so insane that I am actually going to create a missing nin and pit her against Ranma and see what happens. Probably she'll get ripped apart but that is left to further debate by me. Now let's look at the torture I am going to put Kakashi through just to let him feel what the Kyuubi can think up.

Test for Genins AKA the torture field and a new home

Ranma sat on the bridge and looked at the sun rising from behind some trees. He sat there for three hours just staring at the sun rising without blinking once. Then Sasuke came in followed by his love crazed groupie AKA Sakura who just shouted at Ranma for being in the way of Sasuke-kun as he sat on the spot that Sasuke wanted to occupy. Ranma gave her a glare and then said:

"Well then Sakura if you would be so friendly as to stop shouting at me because I don't want to go deaf."

Then Ranma got off the bridge and just looked at Sasuke who sat down on the bridge and suddenly a mischievous light appeared into Ranma's eyes. In a fast tap he sent Sasuke falling into the stream below. A scream came from Sasuke's mouth and Ranma caught him before he could fall into the water. Then he hoisted the Uchiha back onto the bridge and then said:

"Were you scared Sasuke? There is nothing to be ashamed of if you were afraid of falling into the river."

Ranma laughed as the boy flushed and suddenly a small poof of smoke appeared and their sensei looked at them with his facemask on and said:

"Yo."

Sakura screamed immediately after that:

"YOU ARE LATE!"

Indeed Kakashi didn't make it in time and Ranma suspected that he did it on purpose to see their reactions if he came in late. Ranma grinned at the Jounin and said:

"Why were you late Kakashi-sensei?"

Kakashi just looked at the blonde boy and said:

"I had to help protect the village from some terrible demon."

Ranma raised an eyebrow and said:

"How come we didn't feel the Demon's Chakra then? If this were the same kind of Demon the Kyuubi no Kitsune was then the aura of fear must be hanging in the air and we would all be shitting our pants in fear."

Kakashi stared at his young student who had just managed to describe the effect a Demon had on people. He shrugged it off as being read in a book. There were some books on the attack of the Kyuubi after all and in them was described that the Demon caused panic into the village by just being close to it.

Kakashi told them that they would have to get a bell or else they wouldn't pass and would go back to the Academy. Ranma screamed:

"WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ACADEMY. WE ALREADY GRADUATED FROM IT!"

Kakashi looked at them and said:

"This test is to eliminate those not worthy of becoming Genins. So only the true Ninja will survive. You have until noon to get the bells."

Ranma darted into the bushes and hid himself. He jumped through the trees and found Sasuke beginning to try something on his own. Sakura was with him and adoring him like usual. Ranma felt disgusted by the pair and said:

"I have set some traps. Now please follow me and I will detonate some of them. Sasuke you attack with taijutsu. Sakura you go and distract him with some Genjutsu. Let's do this together."

Then Ranma darted out of the place and began to take position and watched as Sasuke attacked Kakashi at his own command. Ranma groaned and knew that Sasuke would have to face the hell that he had set up for Kakashi.

With a maniacal grin on his face he swatted Sasuke away from Kakashi and said:

"Kakashi-sensei I have a surprise for you. Kage bunshin no jutsu!"

Twenty Ranma's sprang up and all attacked kakashi at once. Ranma grinned as all of them dissolved into mist after being hit. Then he cut the rope he had used to chain the first trap and kakashi was barraged by a rain of Kunai and shuriken. Then it hit the man and a log appeared. Ranma grinned even wider and watched as the trees caught fire. Then he heard a rustling sound and knew that the jounin had escaped the flames and was once again on the floor. Then a blast of fire sprang forth from the ground and immediately scorched Kakashi. When the man looked at Ranma he saw that it was genjutsu and not some trap that had set fire to the trees. Kakashi grinned and said:

"Genjutsu is not everything Naruto. You must look underneath the underneath."

Ranma grinned and watched as the Jounin came walking to him. Kakashi pulled out his volume of Icha Icha Paradise and started reading it. Ranma watched as the man was swallowed by a big hole and soon screams of pain came from the pit as the man had fallen into it and was now tortured by a few cats. well few make that around fifty and you'd get close yto the number of cats.Ranma grinned and said:

"That is what happens when you don't pay attention to the small details Kakashi-sensei. Now let's read the book you were reading."

Ranma seated himself on the edge of the pit and started reading Icha Icha Paradise. He grinned as the naked ladies were depicted in various lewd poses. The next section was even better as then the action started with ladies having sex with men. Ranma's face began to redden a little as a very suggestive scene came forth of a woman dressed in an ANBU uniform with the face mask on but nothing underneath it.

The screams continued to sound from the pit and Ranma looked down to see Kakashi being mauled by the cats and due to the fish that he was chained with unable to move his hands and he shouted into the pit:

"Feel the same torture I went through Kakashi-sensei. My adoptive father thought it funny for me to learn some ultimate technique. He threw me into a pit like this until my mind snapped and I went berserk. It seems that my power has grown thanks to my regaining of my sanity from returning to Konoha. Let me get you out of there before your mind snaps."

Then Ranma jumped down and incinerated the cats with his aura making them overheat and burst into gory bits. Blood splattered all over him and he grabbed Kakashi and then jumped out and deposited the man on the ground. He started checking for any wounds and he heard adisgusting sound and saw Sakura throwing up as she looked at the wounds that were inflicted to Kakashi by the cats. Ranma had made the trap so that Chakra immobilised the person who fell into it and then wrapped sausages around him and then bound him with chakra binds so that no seals could be made.

Ranma looked at the man and stripped off his jacket and found out that the cats had actually managed to go through it and hurt then flesh underneath. Ranma grinned as blood poured from wounds and he told Sakura and Sasuke to go and get some medic nins. They complied and rushed off to the hospital. Then Ranma grinned at Kakashi and said:

"I guess we all pass. I got the bells Kakashi-sensei. I'd love to study under you. But now let me heal you a little."

Kakashi just groaned and Ranma gave him his book to read while he cared for the man's wounds. Then he grabbed the arm and licked off the blood. The cuts healed and Ranma found himself with the taste of fresh blood in his mouth. Ranma's eyes turned crimson and he sucked on the wounds and got more blood out of it and then watched as the cuts healed. Feeling that the bloodlust had subsided a little Ranma knew that someone would get killed pretty soon. But first Kakashi had to go to the hospital.

Ranma watched as the medic nins all surrounded Kakashi and started healing him. Dark glances were sent his way and Ranma shrugged them off like it was nothing. He didn't feel a damn if they glared at him or loved him. The only thing he had to do was to keep out of sight for some time until all had forgotten about his presence there. The fact that he had almost killed his Jounin instructor apparently would be noted and would be in the file that was being made about the incident. Ranma sighed as he went with kakashi and the rest of the team to the hospital where Kakashi was rushed off into one of the emergency rooms and sounds of bones being reset and screams were heard after each snap. Ranma grinned as he saw medic nins hurrying into and out of the room. He peered inside and saw Kakashi lying on a surgical table with several tubes into his body and they were filled with strange liquids.

Kakashi felt his wounds being treated by the medic nin and he felt a new sense of pain as the liquid being injected into his body burn. He felt his insides being healed by the medic nin. He thought about the situation that had happened today. It was disturbing that he had been beaten by a mere genin who shouldn't be able to defeat him with simple traps. And the complexity that it all was made with. Kakashi couldn't get himself out of the binds so he had been at the mercy of the cats that attacked him without stopping and ripped some meat from his body in their crazed state to get the fish.

Blood red eyes peered from Ranma's sockets as he made his way over the rooftops towards his home where he would find something of interest according to the Kyiuubi. Ranma could see smoke on the horizon and once he had gotten to his apartment he saw that it was burning and a mob of villagers were standing there with torches. Rnama morphed into his older self and mixed into the crowd. When he asked one of the villagers why they had burned down the house he got as an answer that the house had housed some demon and that they burned it to destroy the Demon. Ranma had then asked who or what the demon was and he had gotten this answer:

"The Demon was the Kyuubi no Kitsune in its container called Naruto Uzumaki. We are glad we burned him inside of his house. No longer will we have to look at the child and watch the destroyer of our loved ones try to become a shinobi."

Rnama growled at the man and said:

"Was he a kid with blonde hair with a black shinobi outfit? Then I have seen him walking around a few minutes ago."

The villager groaned and he shouted:

"Come on guys apparently we missed him. DEATH TO THE DEMON!"

Ranma groaned and watched as the angry mob tore through the streets in search of him. He transformed back into his young form and then decided that some food was going to get devoured or else he was going to loose his mind due to hunger.

Ranma walked through the streets hidden under a very loosely made henge. Ninja saw him and identified him but the villagers could not. Ranma spotted the Third Hokage as he bounded overt the roofs and confronted the mob:

"What are you doing?"

One of the villagers shouted:

"We are going to rid the world of that damned fox. Stand aside Hokage-sama and let us kill the Demon brat!"

The Third Hokage's face took on a look of stony rage and he shouted:

"YOU SHALL NOT HARM A HAIR ON THAT CHILD OR I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE ALL MADE TO BE AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE LAW IS BROKEN! THE CHILD HASN'T HARMED ANYONE IN HIS LIFE AND I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO HURT HIM!"

Ranma scoffed as the villagers retreated at the sight of the angry Hokage. Weak people all of them. But if he finally ascended into his true form they would once again shiver at the sight of the great Kyuubi no Kitsune. They would shiver under the might of Ranma Kyuubi no Kitsune who would destroy their village and then come across the shinobi countries and raze them to the ground.

Ranma's eyes turned blood red once again and he let loose a terrifying yowl which spooked the villagers and they all ran away shouting in fear. Ranma quickly dropped the henge and returned to his not evil look AKA normal Naruto look and then walked to the Hokage and said with a foxy grin on his face:

"That showed them bastards. Nobody messes with the future Hokage!"

The sandaime Hokage looked at the boy in front of him and said:

"That was quite an impressive yowl Naruto. Mind telling an old man where you learned that?"

Ranma shrugged and said:

"Well actually I tried to imitate a cat which was in the process of getting a prey. I messed up though and ended sounding like some strangled cat only a lot louder."

Sarutobi nodded and said:

"Well then I think we need to get you to live with someone since there are no residences available. You are being taught by the Jounin Hatake Kakashi?"

Ranma nodded and said:

"Old man, Kakashi-sensei is currently in the hospital because he had a small accident in the training field. And guess what! We passed his test after me and Sasuke lured him into a few traps."

The Hokage's eyebrow rose at that little snippet of information and he said:

"I hope that he is in good condition. Let's visit the man shall we?"

Kakashi was currently busy with peeking at the nurse's panties and doing a good job at it. Using a special jutsu he had developed him self he made a mirror underneath the stretcher he was being carried on and spied at the black thong that the nurse wore. He was jerked out of his observations as the stretcher was put down and the Hokage followed by the student which had put him into that predicament came into the room he was just being carried inside.

Kakashi smiled wearily at the pair and said:

"Hokage-sama sorry that I can't stand up but thanks to Naruto I am in this predicament. The doctors tell me I have to stay here for at least three hours before I can leave. I'll be recovered by tomorrow. Any reason as to why you are here with my pupil?"

The Third Hokage smiled wearily at the man in bandages and said:

"Kakashi an hour ago the villagers decided to do something about Naruto and have burned down his apartment. I would like to ask you if you are willing to have Naruto live with you. All expenses for Naruto will be paid. Consider this as a bit of a raise. And you won't live alone anymore."

Kakashi looked at the Hokage and said:

"Is Naruto agreeing with this Hokage-sama? Maybe he doesn't want to live with such a boring old man like me."

Ranma grinned and said:

"I would be delighted to live with you Kakashi-sensei. Then I might finally have someone to talk to while at home. And not having to talk with myself as I do normally since not many people would come and visit me. Only Iruka-sensei and Hokage-sama have actually isited me before."

Kakashi still looking doubtingly and Sarutobi said:

"I can give you a subscription on that book you like so much. Maybe a lifelong subscription on that Icha Icha Paradise book will make things easier."

Kakashi's eyes widened as he realised that taking in Naruto would give him a free subscription on his favourite porn magazine. A grin made its way beneath the facemask that head been replaced after the surgery and he said:

"Sure I'll take him in Hokage-sama. I'd love to have the kid around. Wait for me to get better first and then I'll discuss with you the things about Naruto's living quarters."

The Third Hokage nodded and told Ranma to wait outside as the men wanted to talk. Ranma scoffed at that and complied with the order and chose to lean against the door as to keep one side of him protected at all times. He could see medical nins walking to their patients and give him hateful looks. Ranma just sighed and occupied a chair. He sat there motionless for a few hours not moving an inch. Hios thoughts were different though. He was asking Kyuubi if he could teach him some new tricks and the fox had complied. In his mind they trained and made such great damage that it was almost impossible to imagine what would happen if the same damage was inflicted outside of the mind. The grassy knoll that they had started battling in had totally been devastated and the gigantic Kitsune had immediately brought down one of his tails and had created a typhoon that had blown Ranma away. Ranma had battled the fierce winds and then had transformed into his Kyuubi form with his black tails behind him. He sent his own storm to combat the one of his Youkai companion and watched as the two storms clashed in a beautiful array of different colours.

Ranma attacked the gigantic fox with several clawed strikes wounding it a little. The gigantic Youkai just snarled at its container and began to slam his trails at Ranma trying to kill him. He knew that Ranma couldn't be killed but he could at least try.

After a long battle the two titans stood on either side of a deep chasm made by their own destructive power. Ranma grinned at the kitsune and the kitsune grinned back at him. They were both exhausted. Ranma knew that no physical exhaustion would be visible but his mind would be working slower then usual for the first forty minutes. He had learned a great deal and knew how to make seals with his tails while in his Kyuubi form.

Ranma watched as the door opened and a healthy Hatake Kakashi stepped out. Healthy was relative as the man still was covered in bandages.Ranma looked as the old and wizened Hokage stepped out with a grin on his face and got up from his chair and walked to them and said:

"Old man and Kakashi-sensei have you come to an agreement if I can live with Kakashi-sensei?"

The Hokage nodded and said:

"Naruto Kakashi has agreed to take you in and care for you the best he can. You will be given a room in his apartment and will live there. That okay with you Naruto?"

Ranma nodded and he and his sensei made their way to Kakashi's apartment. When Kakashi opened the door Ranma went inside and looked at several stacks of porn magazines. Ranma picked one up and started reading it. Well reading, more like looking at the pictures of the hot nubile ladies who were in suggestible poses.

Ranma got a goofy grin on his face as he read several things to please a woman and there were even some pictures of it next to the article.

Ranma grabbed a pen and a piece of paper that was lying on the floor and started making a very detailed sketch of his female form in a very erotic position with her legs spread and not wearing very much in clothing. He had sat down on the couch and Kakashi had settled next to him reading Icha Icha Paradise while scratching one of the bandages that still were on his body.

Ranma finished his drawing and then studied it carefully. He had captured the breasts very well according to his own mind. They seemed to be alive. The clothing was well done as he only had to draw some panties and a small bra.

Then he tapped Kakashi on the shoulder and said:

"Kakashi-sensei look at this."

The man looked at the picture and got a grin on his face which wasn't shown due to the face mask. Then he said:

"Nice picture Naruto. Let's show you your room shall we?"

Ranma nodded and put the picture on the table next to a stack of porn magazines. Then he followed Kakashi to a small room. A bed was present in it and a small table with some papers on it. There was an ANBU sword hanging on a small nail on the wall and several ANBU uniforms still hanging on a clothes rack. Adog mask was on them and Ranma knew that Kakashi had been a member of the ANBU.

Kakashi turned to his student and said:

"This will be your bedroom Naruto. You can do whatever you like to it and decorate it in your own style."

Ranma looked at the sensei he had been apointetd too only a few days ago and mentally smirked. This was going to be fun. With an innocent smile on his face he said:

"Kakashi-sensei can I borrow some of your porn? I think I know of some posters that I might want to place on the walls."

Kakashi nodded and together they went to a huge stack of porn in the living room. If Kakashi was surprised by this request he didn't show it and together they went through several magazines.

Kakashi's thoughts on this:

"Hmm it appears that Naruto is like me. Also interested in the fine specimen of feminine flesh Miko Lee. Ooh looks like he has picked one of those pics where she bends over. This kid is definitively smarter then he appears. He seems to be older mentally then he is physically. Maybe I could teach him something useful. Like my previous pastimes have rewarded me with the skill of sneaking expertly I might be able to teach Naruto to get the same skill in sneaking."

As Kakashi mused Ranma got some posters out and went into his room and within a few minutes came out to get more magazines. Whoever would go into his room would see a lot of porn on the walls. Not that Ranma would let just anyone come into the room of course. Kakashi was allowed as well as the Hokage for giving him the room to live. He still lusted after blood but his opinion of those people began to differ. Ranma actually hoped with a small patch of him that wasn't corrupted by Kyuubi's evil presence and his own evil that the old man would just die. It died a long and painful death as Ranma began to torture it with knifes into it.

Within two hours Ranma had decorated his room with several posters with girls in suggestive poses. Ranma had also made some posters on some paper that he had gotten from a bookstore a few blocks away. One was in the process of being coloured and it depicted the Kyuubi no Kitsune staring at Ko0noha with a hungry look while his tails swung on a slight breeze. Blood red eyes were drawn so well that it seemed like they were alive and belonged to the true Kyuubi no Kitsune.

The finished one was one of Ranma himself in his original form which was nude and got all the proportions right. Nine black tails were swinging behind Ranma in the picture and the blood red eyes stared at anyone who entered the room and would creep out any intruder who looked at them. The fangs in Ranma Kyuubi no Kitsune's mouth was poised in an attacking position.

Ranma stared at his work before he went to get Kakashi to look at the decorating and finally get something to eat.

Kakashi was impressed as he got into the room. Granted the porn on the walls was good and the drawing of that guy with the fox tails and red eyes was creepy too. Kakashi turned to Ranma and said:

"Naruto why did you draw that poster? It is slightly creepy and I doubt it that you would come up with it yourself."

Ranma grinned and said:

"It is actually someone I met during my travels with the man I perceived as my father. He and I share a bond. We were subjected to the man's training."

Ranma gained a haunted look in his eyes and Kakashi asked him to explain:

"Well Kakashi-sensei, first he made a pit in the ground and then he threw in some cats. Then he picked me up and threw me in. well he wrapped me in fish sausages so I couldn't escape. Eventually I went mad because of the cats. Sorry I subjected you to the same Kakashi-sensei."

Kakashi's eyes widened as mental images of the pit sprang up in his mind. How could this twelve year old kid have withstood such torture. To his adult mind the cats were scary and did hurt a lot. But then he imagined himself at a young age and being tossed inside of the pit with his arms bound. That caused him to shudder and wish vengeance against the man that had done that to the kid which was staying with him and was his pupil.

Ranma grinned. Manipulation came so easily if you told some horrible detail of your life. He could faintly feel the killing intent from Kakashi as he apparently thought of the man who had done this to him. Ranma felt the bloodlust swell again and he heard in his mind:

"Slaughter them if they dare come here. The Nerima Wtrecking Crew will know what it feels like to have a Youkai against them. Let them feel fear first anf then anger and tehn finally let them fear so much that they will taste so much sweeter as we devour their souls!"

Ranma grinned and then went to see if there was any food in the area leaving Kakashi to himself. Ranma groaned as it appeared that Kakashi had a great love for instant food and apparently had instant trice and instant ramen readily available. The ramen he liked but the rice was just a little much. So Ranma decided to spice it up a little buy mixing some of it and soon delicvious smels were wafting from the kitchen and soon both teacher and student were gathered around the table and were each in the pose4ssion of several mixed cupsd of ramen and rice and then said to each other at the same time:

"Itekedamas"

Then the food was eaten. Ranam remembered later when he lay in his bed that the food had been delicious. Then he drifted into sleep. His dreams were plagued with visions of himself being nice and friendly to the NWC. But soon the dreams changed and bloodshed and murder became the main topic. Ranma let a smile slip onto his mind and unknowingly he was engulfed in a cocoon of red chakra which would make his body more durable then before as he delighted in the scenes.

Another chapter finished. I hope you all like it. Please leave some good reviews. I hope to get at least twenty reviews people. If not I might not be wanting to add another chapter. Next Chapter: Ranma plays Poker. Watch the female Jounin undress as they play Strip Poker against Ranma! The Incredible Card Player! Remember Naruto's luck at gambling? Then mix it with ranma's skill and now regained memory and there you have a super card player if you get him to learn the rules.