Infernal Fox

Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma ½ or Naruto. I just try to make the best of it and avoid all those pesky lawyers and all the people who wish to kill me and steal my talents. Although I am sure that the amount of people reading this fic is small I hope to have at least caught your attention with this fic and hope that you will all enjoy it and review me a lot.

Just as a small side note. While Ranma was bad at cards I a mix of Naruto and Kyuubi playing card, which is essentially a very good combination in my opinion. Since Naruto has great luck at cards the Kyuubi has the cunning and intelligence of a Kitsune and a Youkai and thus is highly intelligent and still sneaky as can be.

Lets get this chapter on the way shall we?

Playtime! Cards and girls make a GOOD combination

Ranma was currently reading a porn magazine found under a heap of the porn that Kakashi usually kept in his room. The older man didn't like to keep his room clean and actually only cleaned it once in a while and then only when he had guests that were important.

The training went well actually. The regimen that Ranma had created together with Kakashi consisted of training in strength for some time and then focusing on agility. It was truly a work of art that they had managed to construct. It made Ranma feel all alive and somehow managed to keep his thoughts from becoming too bloodlusting. He had been hearing a strange voice in his dreams. The voice reminded him vaguely of blood and corpses. It wasn't that it was irritating him but it made him want to find the owner of it and maybe fights against him or her. Ranma began to doze as he watched Sasuke training with Kakashi. The older man focused far more on Sasuke then on the other people on his team. Ranma began to get angry as Sasuke was the only one to train and just sat there dreaming.

Ranma was walking in a killing field watching bodies being flung all over the place. He saw two Shinobi try to attack their target but Ranma watched as they were flung backwards by a large blade of wind coming from somewhere in the area. Ranma managed to discern a big thing standing a lot taller then he was easily looming over buildings and trees. It seemed like it had tails or something and the voice spoke once again this time a lot louder:

"Husband where are you? I have been waiting for you. Destruction does not sate me anymore. Come back to me!"

Then Ranma looked at the thing and saw two yellow eyes looking at him. Then he was snapped away from the battlefield and he felt himself dripping wet. He managed to control the curse due to the chakra of the Kyuubi and glared at Sakura and growled as she said:

"PAY ATTENTION YOU DUMBASS! SASUKE-KUN IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING COOL! I JUST KNOW HE WILL!"

Ranma looked at where she was pointing and saw Kakashi standing there with a sweat drop on his face. Sasuke just huffed and Ranma groaned. He really had wanted to see what that thing was.

In the meanwhile in Nerima Genma, Soun and Nodoka sat around a table and were discussing the topic of the week namely the disappearance of Ranma and the hospitalisation of Tatewaki Kuno who had said something about a foul Demon.

Nodoka was for the plan of searching for her son. She wanted to test his manliness once again and was clear with her Katana visible that she would go and find her son even if she had to drag the two morons with her.

Genma was sweating at the katana and was rejoicing as the plan for the uniting of the schools might continue. Soun agreed and they all decided to enlist the aid of Cologne to send them wherever Ranma was.

Cologne was busy wiping one of the tables as the Saotome matriarch entered the Neko-hanten with her husband and the Tendo Patriarch. The old wizened woman listened to what they had to say and then said to the overexcited waitress:

"Great-Granddaughter, close the Neko-hanten for today. We are going to talk with your mother-in-law and your father-in-law and with Mister Tendo."

Soon every customer was ushered out of the Neko-hanten and Cologne sat on her stick and waited for Shampoo to come back:

"What do you wish to talk about?"

Nodoka was the first to speak:

"I believe that my son has been possessed by a Demon if what I heard was correct?"

Cologne nodded and said:

"I believe that the Demon might have taken him to its world. I might be able to make a suitable portal to the realm if I can get a personal item that Ranma always used to play with."

Nodoka nodded and got out a set of worn clothing which had a distinctive red tint with black kung fu pants:

"These were Ranma's before he was possessed by the Demon. They might be a personal item to him and might be used for the ritual."

Shampoo came over and said:

"Why mother of Airen here? We go after Airen?"

Shampoo was then clubbed over the head with Cologne's cane and she groaned and Cologne said:

"Speak polite Great-granddaughter. We are not uncultured barbarians."

Then Cologne went into a backroom and then got out a large and dusty tome. She put it on the table and started looking through it for the spell she was searching for. She looked through the pages in the attempt to find anything which could lead her to the page the spell was copied on and sighed as she only found spells to increase one's arousal and thus making the male attracted to them. They had tried it on Shampoo and Ranma hadn't done anything. The rest of the NWC was attracted by her now. Luckily it only lasted for a few days and Cologne had wondered why Ranma hadn't been affected. Maybe something of the foolish father had done something to his mind or something? Cologne couldn't bear the thought of the one who slew Saffron being gay or something like that. That would be an utter disgrace to the Amazons as they had sent out their finest to go and capture the heart of a gay man.

Ranma sneezed as he stood opposite of Sasuke who was currently trying to get him angry enough to make him loose his focus. Ranma ducked underneath a punch and then sent back a volley of kunai at the dark-haired teen. Ranma watched as Sasuke ducked and sighed. Beating this kid was so easy that he decided to humour the kid by fighting with a very low amount of skill. Thus he still beat the kid but Sasuke was improving.

Ranma sighed and decided to end this little sparring match. He grabbed Sasuke's head and said:

"You are very impatient Sasuke. Learn control and you'll become great. Whoever you want to kill knows how you think and will take advantage of that. Remember that."

Ranma grabbed Sasuke's head and with a clever bit of Genjutsu seemed to rip off Sasuke's head with the blood splattering all over him. Sakura's face with white in fear that her crush had been killed by the blonde kid and Kakashi knew that Ranma had switched Sasuke with a log and had bound him with some thick rope that he had gotten from somewhere.

Ranma grinned and said:

"So you aren't very good Sasuke. I had expected a little more resistance from you."

Ranma began to walk away and Sakura screamed:

"YOU KILLED SASUKE-KUN! I'LL KILL YOU!"

Then she leapt at him and he blocked the kunai that was thrust at him. Ranma grinned and said:

"You really wish to test yourself against me foolish girl? I have fought many opponents before you could even walk. In all my time on this world I have been scorned and hated by everyone I met and that is as good an incentive as your petty quest for vengeance for a lost dream. If you would have looked carefully little girl then you would have seen that I have used a genju8tsu to make an event happen in your mind thus making you believe that I accidentally pulled Sasuke's head off and I….URGH!"

Sakura had thrusted her kunai directly through Ranma's neck and he gurgled as blood began to come from the wound with the kunai being jerked out by the berserk girl. Ranma dispelled the genjutsu and it left Sasuke in his underwear hanging from a tree. Immediately Sakura darted over to help Sasuke out of the tree and undo the bindings on him. She didn't seem eager to help Ranma at all.

Kakashi had gone white as a sheet as he had seen the kunai go right through Naruto's neck. He stood there and waited for the girl to go and do something. He was astounded as the girl darted off to help Sasuke instead of helping her team mate who was about to drown in his own blood.

Ranma couldn't believe it. He was actually drowning in his own blood as it filled his lungs. He had been careless with the girl as he didn't fully grasp how much she was devoted to Sasuke. Ranma looked at his pale sensei and gasped. The man had done nothing to help him. Ranma felt the rage swell within him and he felt the healing process start working closing the hole and cleaning the blood of any infection that might be in the blood by the kunai.

Blood was spit out and Ranma advanced upon the girl who was in Ranma's eyes doomed to die. She was currently with her back to him.

Ranma grabbed her hair roughly and then flung her into a tree. Then he summoned up a small part of his human aura letting it swirl around him in a corona of dark blue energy. Ranma grinned like a maniac something which didn't go unnoticed by both Sakura as well as Kakashi.

Kakashi had only seen such a grin on someone's face and that had been when the man had been on the verge of going on a berserk rage. The man had literally ripped open a house and had slaughtered everyone within. Kakashi immediately went to stop the blonde boy from killing Sakura. Then he'd have to either kick Sakura off the team or give her a harsh punishment. Like cleaning his apartment.

Ranma was about to go and punch the girls spine into dust when he felt two hands take hold of his hands and jerk him backwards. He turned around and stared into the eye of Hatake Kakashi. The man had once again tried to hold him from going on a killing spree and he just struggled against the man trying to get loose. It wasn't as if he couldn't break free with his normal strength but he had made his strength be lessened to such a degree that he would be as strong as the average 12 year old fighter. Which isn't really strong if you think about it.

Ranma calmed down a little and turned around and said:

"You can let go of my hands now. I don't think that attacking Sakura would solve much but you'd better punish her harshly. Nobody will get away with hurting me. Not even the Hokage will."

Kakashi was taken aback by the determination he saw in those eyes. He saw such determination in them that he had a small feeling that Naruto would someday achieve his goal in life. How true that statement was because at the moment the only thing Ranma wanted was the death of every person in Konoha village and in several other villages. But first he would need to learn every technique that could be of use to him. Power was the thing he craved and power he would receive. With his remarkable ability to copy any technique he saw he would be able to make his own version of those techniques and even improve them.

Ranma looked at Sakura who was blushing as she redressed Sasuke. Ranma's face took on a stony look as he looked at Sakura who had snapped her attention away from Sasuke to look at her teacher.

Kakashi had waited for this and summoned the rainclouds and ominous thunder and said:

"Sakura you had no right to stab your team-mate through his neck and then let him bleed to death. If it hadn't been treated by me immediately then he might have died. You know my opinion on those that don't work in a team do you? I think that they are lower then trash. Why did you go and help Sasuke first when you knew that Naruto was in a potentially dangerous situation?"

Sakura looked into her sensei's eye and she said:

"Because Sasuke-kun is twenty times more powerful then Naruto. Sasuke-kun needs my help before Naruto."

Ranma's eye twitched and he mumbled something about maybe releasing some of his pent up anger on her. Kakashi's face turned grim even under the facemask. He didn't like the way the girl spoke over Naruto and it became clear to him that she had some major issues with Naruto being on the team with her. Maybe it had been a bad idea to let the girl into the team. It would cause too much trouble for him if he were to go and throw Sakura out of the team. Needless to say there was some part of his brain that said that the girl would have to be kicked out of the team for the offence of nearly killing Naruto. If the Kyuubi's chakra hadn't intervened the boy might have bled to death and then there would be no other choice but to kill Sakura because she had unknowingly broken the law set by the Third Hokage.

Kakashi looked at the girl and said:

"For this offence you must be punished. Meet me at my house this afternoon at 5 pm. Now continue your training while I get Naruto to a doctor to get him treated for any after-effects of the wound. Maybe it would get infected. I'll be seeing you at 5 pm. And if you are late then I guess that means that you'll be put off the team. Maybe I should ask Asuma if that blonde chick would like to fill in your place in the team."

Then Kakashi grabbed Ranma and began making a beeline for the hospital. They passed a few training grounds where several teams were training and suddenly a voice rang out:

"ETERNAL RIVAL WAIT!"

Kakashi halted and stared at the Taijutsu master who had called for his attention. He looked at the man with the bowl cut and the shining eyes. Then he said:

"What do you wish Gai?"

Gai smiled and said:

"ETERNAL RIVAL OF MINE I WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF POKER AT YOUR PLACE!"

Kakashi just shrugged and said:

"What time?"

Gai smiled and said to the silver-haired Jounin:

"TONIGHT AT NINE! RIVAL OF MINE YOU ARE GOING TO LOOSE AGAIN THE BEAUTIFUL BEAST OF KONOHA!"

A black-haired beauty stepped onto the field with her team following her:

"A poker game tonight eh? Count me in! I'll beat you like last time. Maybe I can get Anko to join too. And if the lazy bugger is willing, Asuma too."

Then the Jounin stepped on the field just as he was talked about and said:

"I'll bring the sake. You just get the cards and enough money because I am going to win this little poker game."

Ranma smiled and said;

"Can I play too?"

The four Jounin's looked at Ranma as he stood next to Kakashi and Gai said:

"OF COURSE YOU CAN! THERE IS NO WAY TO INSPIRE YOUTH WITH A GOOD HEALTHY POKER GAME! ETERNAL RIVAL, I AND MY TEAM MUST BE OFF! SEE YOU TONIGHT!"

Then the spandex clad Jounin jumped into the trees and went back with his team to their training ground. Ranma winked at Kurenai and she actually giggled a little and said:

"Long time no see Naruto-kun. How have you been all this time? I heard you got quite good at being a ninja. Still training to take me on? Last time you won but that was due to the strange strength that you seem to possess. Now let's try it with Genjusu which is my specialty."

Ranma immediately saw blood and corpses all around him all falling and dropping their intestines and other gory bits all over the ground. Kurenai was making the Genjutsu against all on the field and the effects were spectacular. Hinata got actually green as she puked out the lunch she had eaten. Kiba had fainted from the overdose of smells assaulting his nose. Shino was just staring at the corpses with abject fear in his eyes. He had never seen his Jounin sensei use her Genjutsu at this level. What she taught them actually were some Genjutsu's to conceal themselves.

In the meanwhile Ino was just standing there in shock staring at the bodes that were now littering the field around them. Shikamaru was just shivering in fear. He wasn't even saying that this was troublesome. Chouji just ate and felt fear tat the bodies surrounding everyone.

Ranma looked at Kurenai and said:

"You think that would scare me? Well then you are mistaken. Let me show you one I have come up myself after reading something from a book about Konoha. It only offered a vague description so I don't think this will be accurate but I'll give it a try."

Then Ranma made some hand seals and immediately the Kyuubi no Kitsune appeared above him standing as tall as the clearing allowed. Ranma didn't want the villagers to go out and kill him after all. Kurenai was clearly shocked at this and immediately dispelled her own Genjutsu. Ranma made some dispelling hand seals and immediately the Genjutsu vanished. She was breathing hard at having stared at the same demon that had once razed the village.

Kakashi was by now staring in awe at his student not only could the kid make a Genjutsu so powerful even he was fooled but he made it look like the same Kyuubi that had once attacked the village.

Ranma grinned and helped the woman up as she had fallen after being consumed by the memories that had assaulted her mind. He snapped his fingers once and the woman woke up once to stare into those blue orbs that were his eyes. They looked so cute in her opinion.

Ranma felt himself staring into those reddish eyes and he grinned and then said:

"Do you believe that I have just come up with that piece of Genjutsu? I just looked into my mind and remembered that the greatest fear of this village was the Kyuubi no Kitsune. Good piece of Genjutsu isn't it?"

Kurenai nodded and Ranma grinned and she blushed as he leaned over and said:

"I might teach you something more effective then Genjutsu. It is guaranteed to put out any male opponent."

Innumerable things went through her mind and she looked at the blonde kid with surprise and something remotely being identified as a mix of respect and love.

Ranma grinned and said:

"Ne Kakashi-sensei, when do you think that Sakura has cleaned your house. Think it'll be ready around 6 pm?"

Kakashi looked at his student and said:

"If she hurries it'll be clean within the hour. If she slacks then I think she won't get finished in time. You up to a small game Naruto?"

Ranma grinned and said:

"Whats the game name? For any game I'm game. Oh wait that just sounded extremely corny."

Ranma looked at his silver haired teacher and then said:

"The game name and if it's something perverted like stealing panties I won't join. I know one old guy who steals them and he is beaten violently whenever the girls find him. Really disgusting is that he tried to get me into lingerie to pose for him. What I did to him was les then pleasant."

Kakashi had gone a little green at hearing that on old man made Naruto dress in lingerie then pose for him. Surely he might be a little perverted but that was going to the extreme.

Kurenai was at the moment thinking up horrible Genjutsu tortures for the old man who0 dared to do such a horrible thing to Naruto. She had a small problem with keeping her anger in check and currently the only thing on her mind was the destruction of the old man's mind. She knew the Genjutsu which could get the desired results. It made a scene around the person which would be their worst fears. In this case she decided to add more lethal things then just fear inducing things.

Ranma grinned as he surveyed their reaction. He heard the maniacal laughter of his companion and he said in his mind:

"What is it you old fox?"

The Kyuubi stopped laughing and said

"Well young Kit it seems that you have been selected to play poker. Or more like insisted to join them. Let me teach you a variant of Poker that I have enjoyed when I was amongst humans in disguise. It always gave me a lot of pleasure to play it. Especially with young nubile females."

Ranam just grew a sweat drop as images of a man with bright red hair was talking to a nude female who had been sitting on the same table in what appeared like an apartment of some kind. Needless to say was that the woman was now bright red in anger and was screaming something about cheating at strip poker.

Then information about poker and strip poker was added to his mind and Ranma just blacked out as the Kitsune had grinned mentally to him and had shown him a VERY detailed image of a naked girl.

He woke up a few hours later in his bed and looked at the clock which showed that it was 4 o'clock in the afternoon. He got up out of bed and immediately grabbed a porn magazine and started leafing through it and soon he was so engrossed in it that he didn't notice the door opening and Sakura coming in. he looked at her the moment she shouted:

"DON'T READ DIRTY MAGAZINES YOU DOBE!"

Kakashi came out of his room and put away the volume of Icha Icha Paradise and looked at her and said:

"Great you are here. Clean up this room first and stack the magazines in alphabetical order. And don't mind Naruto he's quite busy with setting up the poker table."

Ranma grumbled as he had ran to the attic and had gotten the damn poker table from it after releasing a lot of dust from the shelves that littered the attic. When he got down he noticed Sakura trying to stack the dirty magazines in alphabetical order. Ranma just shrugged and placed the poker table in the middle of the room after shoving the table away so that it could stand there. Then he grabbed a rag and cleaned the dusty table. Then he got out a deck of cards and started to analyse them as it was as clear as day that the players would cheat each other. They were shinobi after all.

Ranma had never met Mitarashi Anko before so he was anticipating maybe a sophisticated young woman. So he dressed for the occasion resizing some clothes of Kakashi and sliding his hitai-ate over his left eye. Ranma grinned as he looked in the mirror. Then with a little bit of concentration his hair was all spiky and with a few seals it was silver.

Then he sneaked towards Kakashi's room and found the man lying on his bed doing what a normal person does when lying on a bed: reading porn. Ranma grinned and seated himself on the bed and said:

"Kakashi-sensei do you think I can fool Sakura?"

The man looked around and saw a young copy of himself sitting on the bed. He grinned and said:

"Use henge Naruto. Then you'd look like me."

Ranma grinned and said:

"Nah, she'd see through that. Hmm let me try something."

Then with a few seals Ranma grew to his adult form without the tails. The only thing was that his eye was still blue but that was fixed the moment he chose to use a Genjutsu on his eyes. Then he made his voice sound almost exactly like Kakashi and the older man was happy that his student could emulate someone so well. The kid showed potential.

Ranma smirked at his sensei and said:

"Watch this."

Kakashi got up and using some stealthy ninja style he clung to the wall and made himself invisible. Rnama just walked out the door and strode towards Sakura. Then in an angry tone he said:

"NO, NO GIRL YOU ARE DOING IT ALL WRONG! ICHA ICHA PARADISE GOES ONTO THE SPECIAL PILE NOT ON THE 'I' PILE!"

Sakura was by now shaking as she had apparently offended her sensei. Ranma grinned underneath the facemask he had borrowed and said:

"Sakura lets explain this to you again. The icha Icha Paradise series is one series that belongs in the Special pile while the rest of my porn magazines will need to be sorted alphabetically. Do you understand?"

Sakura nodded wearily and began to sort the magazines. A few minutes later the real Kakashi came in and grabbed one of the magazines off one of the piles and started reading it letting out the odd giggle. Ranma seated himself next to the man and picked up a hardcore porn magazine which had some really detailed pictures in it.

Sakura looked at the finished job and then looked at her sensei sitting on the couch. Then she did a double take as she saw two Kakashi's sitting on the couch both reading porn. She checked for any Genjutsu and found none. So she screamed with her large lungs:

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!"

And she was pointing at the real Kakashi who just grinned and said:

"Me? I am just Kakashi. He? Well he's himself."

Sakura let out a scream of frustration that broke a nearby window and then punched at Ranma. Ranma just caught it and released the growth from his body and once again he de-aged to be looking like twelve again. He just grinned and said:

"Hi Sakura-Chan. You don't have to scream so loud."

Then she slapped him after screaming pervert. Ranma scowled at that. She would get what's coming to her. But first he'd need to be out of the village to go on a killing spree they would talk about for a long time. But first he'd need to gain the trust of the Hokage and of Kakashi. The older man didn't suspect him the least because they had a common interest which was reading porn and discussing it.

Ranma had found out during his life in Nerima that his photo's had been published in several nude magazines and he had sued them saying that he didn't know that the pictures were taken. He had gained a nice bit of cash from that and a free subscription for it. He had let it be sent to a special mailbox where he would pick it up and read it. It was really fascinating to read about porn. Just looked at the nude pictures made him feel depressed because the situation he had been in. Now in this new world he could finally get a relationship without his mother or the fathers butting in on it.

Genma and Nodoka Saotome sneezed as they made the final preparations for the ritual.

Ranma just watched as Sakura left after telling him that it was wrong being a pervert. He and Kakashi had become bored and they actually agreed that listening to the girl ramble about the evilness of Porn wasn't a good one so they had made some bunshins who sat in their place.

They had gone out to get some dinner as it was almost near dinnertime anyway. When they came back with full stomachs they saw Sakura still ranting and Ranma's clone was by now sitting there with a crazed look in his eyes. Kakashi's clone wasn't that deranged but it showed some signs of being strained. While they were Chakra constructs they could actually portray emotions on their faces.

Ranma and Kakashi took their places once again and Kakashi waited until she was finished and then dismissed the pink-haired girl who departed in a hurry not even saying goodbye to her sensei and team-mate

Ranma was now waiting for the Jounins that would come over. Kakashi had instructed him in some of the rules of ninja poker and Ranma took to it like a fish took to water. And thus he was now winning a game against Kakashi. Then there was a knock on the door and Ranma opened it to see a green blur rush past and soon Ranma was looking at a man carrying a few bags filled to the brim with full Sake bottles. Then he looked back and saw that Gai was putting his Sake bottles in the room. Ranma raised an eyebrow and said:

"Why do we need so much Sake?"

Asuma grinned and said:

"Anko drinks a lot and can stand Sake pretty well so I think she is going to be the one who drinks most of it anyways. And it relaxes you a lot if you drink it."

Ranma nodded and said:

"Come in then. Do you know where the ladies are?"

A small cough was all that warned him of the presence of the ladies and Ranma raised an eyebrow at the attire the student of Orochimaru was wearing. She wore her usual clothes this time with a black jacket. The maniacal glint in her eyes did nothing to disprove her maniac looks. an aura of blood hung around her and her aura literally radiated cheerfulness and bloodlust.

Ranma noticed Kurenai standing next to the slightly psychotic Jounin and he grinned at the woman and she came to the front and ruffled his hair a little and said:

"Hello Naruto-kun. Mind letting us in?"

Ranma nodded and said:

"Come in. Let's not keep the Eternal Rivals waiting by standing here unnecessarily."

Ranma got out of the door opening and led them inside. Kurenai stared as the Jounin rivals were playing a game of janken to determine a winner or something like that. Kakashi was currently leading with 60 to 57. Gai was now groaning. Ranma seated himself on the couch and watched the battle between hands.

After a while he got bored and decided that they'd better start playing Poker if they wouldn't want to get bored to death by the two battling fools.

Ranma's small movement attracted the attention of a certain insane woman and with a precise amount of throws Ranma was pinned to the wall by several kunai.

Ranma groaned as he was now attached to the wall. He hadn't seen the woman draw her kunai and he suspe4cted that Kyuubi was sleeping inside his mind or else he would have sensed it.

The smile on her face threatened everyone who dared to interfere with her a swift death and Mitarashi Anko strode up to the hanging boy and started grinning at him. Then she grabbed a kunai from one of her sleeves and sliced across his cheek and said:

"I like blood little boy. Do you like it too?"

Ranma grinned in the exact same way and he said:

"Sure I do. I love the taste of the sweet red liquid in my mouth and then gulp it down. It is so soothing to watch someone bleed to death. Even eating a person alive causes me to get shivers down my spine. So do you want to be my next victim?"

Her psychotic look disappeared and she looked at him with amusement in her eyes and said:

"Sure. Let me get some stuff from home and we'll do that in your room."

She was about to depart and then come back with several torture devices that she had stowed away there but Kakashi grabbed her hand just as she was about to jump out of the window. She looked at the silver-haired Jounin and the man just said:

"No chickening pout of the poker night."

Anko nodded and said:

"Okay. When do we start?"

Ranma immediately got loose by expelling some of his normal chakra and the kunai fell to the floor. Then he got the chairs and the adults sat themselves on the chairs. Ranma just noticed that several people took a bottle of Sake and after heating it with some Chakra poured some of it into a small cup. Ranma did the same and then in one big gulp he drank the hot Sake.

The taste was incredible. It tasted like rice but then sweeter then it normally was. It made him feel all tingly from the inside. Once they were busy dealing cards and occasionally one of them was winning.

Due to extraordinary luck Ranma had managed to win a decent sum of money. He wondered why he had so much luck at a card game as he had such bad luck against that card dudeand then Kyuubi's voice came into his mind:

"We foxes are seen as lucky charms in some villages. That's why we got extraordinary luck sometimes. Like I had enough luck to be sealed within a container who is just as bloodthirsty as I am."

Ranma chuckled at that and said in his mind:

"Well why didn't I have luck before you awakened within me?"

Kyuubi paused for a few seconds and then replied:

"I wasn't aware that you were such a deliciously evil person. All I saw was a nice and brave young man who saved everyone without thinking of the possibilities. Now I know that I was mistaken. I can't believe that such darkness could exist within a human soul. I enjoyed the chat but now I'm off to sleep. Remember the rules of strip poker I gave you. They might come in handy."

Ranma looked at the poker players and saw that Anko was pretty intoxicated and still winning money off Gai who was now sulking at the amount of money lost. Then when he saw Ranma staring he said:

"AH THE FIRE OF YOUTH ONCE AGAIN BURNS BRIGHTLY! THERE IS THE BRIGHTLY SHINING EXAMPLE OF TRUE LUCK!"

The rest of the almost drunk Jounin stared at Ranma and then at the three empty Sake bottles next to him. Apparently Ranma had drunk sake without really minding how many bottles he took. Any normal kid would be severely drunk or even killed by alcohol poisoning.

But Ranma was anything but normal and he drank the fourth bottle eager wanting to taste more of that fluid that makes him feel so nice and warm. He once again looked around as his eyes got slightly bloodshot after having so much alcohol within the blood that made his eyes light up red as the Kyuubi's healing powers made the alcohol disappear.

Ranma once again won a reasonable amount off Anko who grudgingly handed it over. She was now losing to Ranma who was the only player left besides her. They were now playing blackjack and Ranma was winning a lot of money. By now the woman was totally drunk and as normal drunk people either got quiet or very violent Anko was once again an exception to the rule. She started to get extremely mischievous and played pranks on the rest of the Jounins.

Kakashi was now wearing a pink version of the Jounin uniform and didn't seem to care for it too much because his head was lying in the lap of Gai who was sleeping and was still dressed in his normal green outfit. He had make-up on his face which would cause for much confusion when he went to teach his students still unaware of the make-up.

Kurenai was passed out on the floor and was currently dressed in a Kimono which had been gotten from somewhere by Anko who had jumped out of the window and had gotten it from her house apparently.

Asuma's beard was coloured in several colours which included silver. The insane Jounin had made Asuma a literal Shogi board as she had just grabbed some paint and had painted everything on his body in the colour of a shogi board.

She had just giggled as the drowsy man hadn't even resisted and would find out what he looked like when he awoke seven hours later then he would look at Gai and laugh heartily at the antics of the Special Jounin who wasn't seen in the room.

Ranma just smiled as Anko got out a small packet from her coat and then tried to piut something on him. He evaded her first hand and then grabbed her coat and forced her to the floor and he grabbed one Kunai from his pants and then put it to her throat and said:

"I won't be a part in your devilish contrations lady."

Anko just smiled and batted the Kunai away from her throat and then threw Ranma out of the window. Ranma gulped and immediately ran away as far as he could. He saw the leather whip in her hands and the dog collar followed by something that looked like a tazer or something like that.

He heard her body hit the floor and he looked behind him and he herd her shout:

"Don't run away my pet. I want you to be leashed."

Ranma just eeped and jumped up on a rooftop not wanting to be caught. With a few leaps and bounds he was running over the rooftops with the insane Special Jounin hot on his tail. Still he was in his blonde haired twelve year old form and still he had a speed disadvantage. So he dodged her attempts to get him.

He gulped when he saw a familiar house. Sakura had shown the team once where she lived. Sasuke said that it looked nice and the girl had completely burned red at that statement. Ranma gulped and knew that he'd have to hide there or he wasn't going to get away from Anko.

So he enhanced his speed with Chakra and ran to the front door where he almost rammed it out of the portal and was rewarded with watching a sleepy Sakura opening it. With his face pale and sweating he knew that he didn't look like he was hot or something and he said:

"Sakura can I stay here for a few moments? I need to escape that crazy girl who is after me!"

The girl seemed to think about it for a few seconds and then Anko shouted a few streets away but still heard in the neighbourhood:

"Where are you my pet? I need to put a leash on you."

Ranma shivered as he imagined what the special Jounin could do to him and Sakura snapped back to attention and her Inner Sakura said:

"Let him in! That voice givesme the creeps."

Sakura nodded and said:

"Naruto you can come in but I don't want any loud noises. Luckily mom and dad are on a mission and onlyI and Ino are here."

Ranma nodded and was let inside. He followed Sakura to her room and watched as Ino was reading some sort of funny book or something if the giggles that came from her mouth were any indication. When Sakura opened the door Ino looked up and her eyes widened as she saw Ranma enter. Ranma knew that he didn't look pretty because he had just ran through almost the entirety of Konoha with the psychotic Jounin following him.

Ranma said:

"Hi. My name is Naruto and I'm currently in hiding."

Ino almost sweatdropped and a wall exploded next to her earning a shriek of surprise. Ranma gulped and looked at the person who came through. Surely Ryouga couldn't have found his way here. But what appeared from the hole in the wall was enough to make Ranma shiver. With a cheerful smile the Special Jounin stood there with a dog collar in her hands and said:

"There you are my pet. How dare you walk away from me. We were just having so much fun. Kakashi was already sleeping and Gai is now wearing Make-up. Wait until I teach you how to do some things. Come my pet on with the leash."

Before he could stop her she put on a leash and Dog collar on him and soon he looked at the studded spikes on it and the small tag which labelled him as Anko's boyfriend.

Ranma gave an apologetic smile at the girls and said:

"Sorry but she caught me. Damn, now I got to find another way to escape."

Anko just grinned and said:

"You can't escape, my little pet. I took care of that with Chakra binds."

Then she turned to Sakura and said:

"I think you are the daughter of the owners of this house? Then let me give you some money to pay for the damage done. And tell them that Mitarashi Anko is sorry for damages done to the house."

Then she was gone and Ranma gave them a brief look that clearly stated that he wanted nothing but to get away before he was dragged through the air by the Special Jounin and then within ten minutes they were about to pass the Hokage tower and from there on towards Kakashi's house.

Anko halted and Ranma crashed into the rooftop of a house. He took a ragged breath of air as his air had been cut off from him ever since she had taken it upon herself to get him to Kakashi's house and then back to the Sake.

The Sandaime Hokage stood on the rooftop in front of Anko who just stared apologetic at the old man. Hokage walked over to Ranma and saw that the face of the young man was bluish and air was being sucked inside of the lungs in a manner that only the half strangled or drowning could do. Then he noticed the small tag and said:

"So you picked him as a boyfriend Anko. Mind to tell an old man why you chose him? And why you were screaming around the city for your pet to stop and get leashed?"

Anko just smiled at the Hokage and said:

"My pet is now leashed and I gave it the tag. So no worries Sarutobi-sensei. I'll take him back home with me. Anyways; Can I keep him at my home?"

Sarutobi was about to sweatdrop at the different thought patterns of the girl that was now talking to him. She had always been a little odd and possessed a great amount of bloodlust even at a young age.

Ranam giggled as he scanned the mind of the Special Jounin. He had a small telepathic gift from his father whoever that might be. He scanned her surface thoughts and found out that she was at the moment planning to play a small prank on her pet which involved a whipping and a spanking. Who might be spanked wasn't mentioned.

Ranma scrambled to his feet the moment he got enough air back and then looked at the girl who still had him on the leash. He coughed and watched as she turned around and raised an eyebrow:

"Doesn't my pet like its little collar?"

Ranma grinned and said:

"No your little pet doesn't like being dragged all over Konoha by its owner. So unleash me or at least carry me."

Anko nodded and said:

"We'll finish our small poker game later pet. See you Hokage Sama! Tell Konohamaru that I didn't like the prank he pulled on me. And tell him that I'll be getting revenge."

The only thing the Hokage did was sigh and go to his Grandsons house to tell him that messing with Anko was a bad idea. Especially if you went there and stole some of her stuff which was later returned by Ebisu after he caught the sword that the child was playing with. Anko had reclaimed it when she saw it and had glared at the kid which made it piss his pants.

Anko bounded over the rooftops and Ranma was resting comfortably between her boobs. He liked it there and soon he would be back at Kakashi and then he'd play a small game of strip poker with her if she wanted to. She was already drunk so she'd be easily persuaded to play. And the girl was slightly insane and was in a similar mood as he was.

When they got in the room they saw that the guys were still sleeping and Kurenai was mumbling something about getting some fun. Kurenai was standing leaned against a wall and was currently n the process of keeping her giggles inside as she stared at the sleeping men.

Gai was now snoring loudly and Ranma grinned and whispered loud enough for the ladies to hear:

"Shall we put the rivals into bed? It might make for good blackmail material."

Kurenai nodded and she got Kakashi off the couch and then dragged him towards his room. Then she opened the covers of the bed and then put the man inside. Anko grabbed Gai and then hoisted him into the air and carried the man to the bed and put him in it. Then Ranma came and put them into a position.

Then he got out a photo camera and then clicked a few times with a flash signifying every time a picture was taken.

Then he stowed it away and got back to the main room where Asuma was snoring up a song which seemed like a nursery rhyme. Kurenai was still sleepy so Ranma just got the poker table and put it into his room. Then he placed the chairs in it and soon the three were playing poker with big amounts of cash. Ranma had looted Kakashi's wallet and had gotten some money out of it. Then he gambled it. When the girls were out of money Ranma shrugged and said:

"Why don't we go and play strip poker? That way we don't lose money."

Anko just grinned and said:

"Why should we do that pet? Are you of the same type as Kakashi-kun?"

Ranma grinned and dropped the age of twelve to assume the age of eighteen. His black hair fell to the floor and Ranma stared at it. Then he shrugged and said:

"No I am far worse then him. I am someone who doesn't want to be called a pet, Anko. People are like pets to me. Even you shall bow before me and lick me if I command you to do so."

Anko giggled and Kurenai was seriously scared by the attitude change. And not to mention the body change. She felt so carefree even while she had only consumed about three bottles of Sake. The rest of the guys had drank a lot more and were all drunk after a while.

She just seated herself at the table and waited for Naruto and Anko to stop scaring her. Those two could be creepy if they wanted to. Kurenai knew that the Kyuubi might have something to do with the attitude change but he was just so cute with his long black hair and those well toned muscles. The danger she felt could be an effect of the Kyuubi being sealed within the body and that might have changed the look but she didn't care anymore.

Ranma dealt the first hand and watched as he won and got Kurenai to undo her Kimono a little loosening one of those ropes that kept it together. Her cleavage was now very viewable and he noticed that she had pretty large breasts even for a twenty-seven year old.

Next hand was won by Anko who ordered Ranma to undress himself with one article. He did so and his chest came into view. The women stared at it as the muscles were visible and he just looked so cute with that nice smile on his face.

Ranma grinned as he let pheromones seep into the air which made their disposition to him friendly. He knew that if they ever got word that he used pheromones that everyone would be angry at him but with the help of the great Kitsune sealed within his belly button he knew that they wouldn't pose too much of a threat. Now the only thing he would have to do was to corrupt the women and then he'd be able to go and manipulate them to help him.

"Ah well, lets win this game" was the first thought that crossed his mind. He won the next few rounds and watched as the ladies unclothed themselves until all that remained was lingerie. Ranma grinned and then transformed back into the cute blonde kid. Then he grabbed his cards and once again won. Grumbling the girls slipped out of their lingerie and sat grumbling on their seats.

Ranma grinned and slipped out of his clothing. He looked at the girls and saw that Anko had a strange tattoo on her collarbone. He walked over to her and softly caressed the mark. He could feel Chakra being contained by it and he started to tinker with it a little.

Anko felt the cursed sea on her collarbone act up a little and she felt it burn as the boy apparently did something to it. It burned white-hot and then she fell to the ground unconscious of the Chakra that has been released from the seal.

In the village of Sound, Orochimaru grasped his head as he felt that one of his curse seals was on the verge of being broken. With an angry growl he sent a huge burst of his Chakra through the connection he had with the seal and then watched as the Chakra flooded his student's body. But still he wondered who might have caused the seal to nearlybreak. Surely the Hokage couldn't have broken it because it just helped someone unleash their power.

Ranma felt the seal give off tremendous energy and he studied it intently. It seemed to have a dark tint to it and he sensed it only helped the woman to recover or something like that. He knew he shouldn't have messed with it without asking but seeing that it was only helping the woman and not harming her Ranma decided to let her be and then said:

"Kurenai-san please put Anko-san on the bed."

Kurenai looked at the boy who apparently had a mood swing and called her Kurenai-san. Ranma just grinned cheekily and grabbed Anko by her midriff. Then he hoisted her into the air and Kurenai grabbed the legs of the unconscious twenty-four year old. Then she glanced at the clock on the nightstand and saw that it was close to 2 o'clock. She just put Anko into the bed and then crawled into it too, not minding that she was in bed with a female. She was one of Anko's best friends after all and they occasionally got together and drank so much liquor that they eventually landed into bed with each other. Nothing happens because they are too drunk to do something but it sure makes a good surprise when they wake up.

In the Sound Village a certain ex-Konoha Sannin looked at the sky and mumbled to himself:

"Anko-chan who was it that tried to banish your seal? Who might do that to you? I caught a small glimpse of a dark aura. Please introduce me to the person who has tried to rid you of my cursed seal and I might consider removing it although it would be a loss of power that's for sure."

Then the fifty-year old man retreated within his house and went to sleep. He still needed it because even in another body he needed to be well-rested. And of course tomorrow would be another hard day for the Sound Four. They would need to be subjected to a special 'training course'. Orochimaru grinned as he felt the presence of his most trusted subordinate.

He turned around and said:

"Kabuto I want you to go back to Konoha and report to me anything you see that is off. Tell me if my apprentice is acting weird and I shall let you lead the attack against Konoha."

Kabuto nodded and said:

"It shall be done Orochimaru-sensei."

Orochimaru nodded and let the boy run off back to Konoha. There would be much plotting to do before he could let Konoha fall and burn beneath him.

Ranma watched as Kurenai crawled into bed with her friend and felt envious of the ladies. He just sighed outwardly and said:

"I think I'll get clothed and then sleep on the couch next to Asuma-san."

He made a motion to go and get his clothes and was mentally preparing himself for sleeping on a couch with a loud snoring Jounin who smelled like he had been inside a room filled to the brim with cigarette smoke and then had remained there for three years.

He began to turn around and he felt a slender hand grip his shoulder and when he looked he saw that Kurenai had her hand on his shoulder and with a tug she pulled him back towards the bed and then put him into it and then slipped underneath the covers herself.

Ranma didn't know what the hell had happened to make the girl so interested in him but he sure felt that the body heat of the two girls was enough to make it hot in there. He felt their soft flesh against his body and he reacted like any sane man would. Well any man who wasn't interested in other men. He reddened as he felt his reaction press against Anko's leg.

Then he gulped as Anko rolled over and then pressed her body against his. Now he knew what her body really felt like. He wondered how well that was going to be received by the guys once they woke up.

Kurenai grinned as she felt some muscles tense within the boy and immediately knew what had caused it. Lying next to an attractive girl who is naked and you are naked too had the normal male reaction shown almost every time they pressed up against you. Naruto just needed to be careful that Anko didn't grope him like she used to do the last time they got in bed. Kurenai could still remember it when Anko started touching her body in her sleep and when she woke up she couldn't remember a thing. Well she did ask why her hands were touching Kurenai there but she just dismissed it like she always did.

And Kurenai was right about Anko groping Ranma because the moment she had thought that Anko's hands started to wander from her own body all over Ranma's. the poor guy was really tense by now since she was actually caressing him in way's that made his mind think about the situation in Nerima with that crazy Nymphomaniac Shampoo after him she had done the same to him.

In Nerima Shampoo sneezed and promptly crashed into a telephone pole and was knocked unconscious. Then the Telephone pole was knocked over and landed on her body. A bystander laughed.

Then she hit the jackpot. She found his balls and Ranma felt the unpleasant sensation all over them and paled and turned blue as she accidentally twisted them. He immediately removed her hands and then sighed. This was going to be a long time waiting. Ah well if he made himself comfortable then there shouldn't be any major problems. As long as Kakashi wouldn't see the ladies in bed with him.

Ranma groaned as the Youkai within his head laughed loudly. He wouldn't get any sleep that night because that damned Youkai found it necessary to teach him a new Jutsu. that one would become very useful in the future...

A new chapter for Infernal Fox finished and I must say that I am surprised at the length this chapter is.Hmm maybe I should keep them to a thousand words and make more chapters? I just hope to get many reviews for this. So Review!