Infernal Fox

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Ranma ½. I use them in my stories but I'm only using the characters and not doing this to make profit. I hope that you can all once see the beauty of looking at the ladies from Naruto excluding a few of course… take for instance Sakura and Ino. I don't like them a lot. Well Ino has some good points in my book but Sakura is just a little bit strange. She does things only for her Sasuke-kun and just plain ignores anyone else. She is too obsessed with Sasuke to care much about anyone else and I think that makes her not a good person. Although I might be wrong but then there is still Ino. While I cannot match her up with Ranma because I think the Manga's going to have a Shikamaru and Ino matchup if my gut feeling is correct at the time.

Ah well let's stop the ranting at you before I get uninspired…

WARNING: IN THIS CHAPTER THERE WILL BE SOME SEXUAL CONDUCT THAT I'M NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT IF IT SHOULD BE POSTED. I ASK FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS IF IT OFFENDS YOU. TRY TO LOOK AT IT LIKE NODOKA AND JUST GIGGLE AND ENJOY IT. WITH THAT STATEMENT I MEAN NO OFFENCE. I TRIED TO KEEP THE ACTION VERY UNDESCRIPTIVE BUT THE SCENARIO IN MY MIND CALLED FOR AN ANALISTIC APPROACH TO THE SITUATION.

ONCE AGAIN I BEG FOR FORGIVENESS…

P.S.: If any of the women that might be reading this takes offence to it then I humbly offer my apologies and when I notice a review that states that I should cut the scene from the story then I shall do that.

Nerima Wrecking Crew meets the Shinobi

Saotome Nodoka was seriously pissed off at the moment. How dare that stupid husband of hers just shove her aside as if she were just some tool? With a shink she drew her katana from its sheath and held it under her husband's neck and hissed at him with a venomous voice:

"If you ever do something like speak against that man like that husband I'll remove your head from its neck."

Genma seemed to have found some new bravery and said:

"Shut up Nodoka. I'll talk to that old geezer how I want to."

The Hokage made a hand gesture and Nodoka felt an aura of someone retreat. She looked at the shadows and saw some cloaked figures standing there. They must be the Hokage's guards. While she didn't get the Ninja world exactly she could at least feel that the Ninja within this room were all above normal martial artist standards. Most of Ranma's friends could beat them up but if her instincts were correct then she'd somehow know that the men or women in the room would kill at the command of the Hokage.

The old man spoke up and Genma shut up immediately:

"Alright. From what I have heard you are travellers from another dimension and you want to retrieve a man known as Ranma."

Genma started to harp about honour and that Akane should marry Ranma to unite the schools of the Art. Sarutobi shot a quick look to the woman in the room who was wielding the katana and was looking at her husband with murder in her eyes. The old man smiled at her and said:

"Miss Saotome how can I help you? I have tried to get through to your husband but I have failed in that aspect."

Nodoka just looked at the old man and said:

"I can't understand how I ever loved the baka. All he did was cheat on me and I thought it manly behaviour. Can you arrange for a divorce from Saotome Genma for me?"

The Sandaime Hokage nodded and as Genma rambled on about honour and the like Nodoka signed the papers that would make her a free woman in this world. No-one of the Nerima Wrecking Crew had noticed the small exchange because they either were in fantasy worlds or just planning their revenge or getting him into the tribe or making him wear a bra.

Nodoka looked at the Sandaime Hokage and said:

"Are there any properties for sale? While I don't have any money which would be of use here in would be able to work for my stay or something like that."

Being the kind-hearted old man that he was Sarutobi just grinned and said:

"Already one step ahead of you misses… What is your maiden name anyways?"

Nodoka smiled gently and said:

"Yami should be a good surname for me here. My maiden name was Yamikaze but I think I'll shorten it to Yami for now."

Sarutobi nodded and said:

"Well Miss Yami there is one property in Konoha that you could use for the time being but you'd have to share it with a Jounin who lives upstairs in his apartment with one of the village's heroes. Well hero isn't quite the name for the kid because I have a gut feeling that he'll be more then that. By the way are you proficient with kenjutsu?"

Nodoka looked at the man with a nonplussed look and he explained:

"The art of the sword. I watched you handle it with great precision and the angle was just right to decapitate your ex-husband."

Nodoka smiled as she understood the question and then answered:

"Yes I practised a little bit with the sword and I am able to cut some vegetables with it now. But I'm not very good at it so I probably won't be able to handle it very well in a fight."

Sarutobi's smile widened a little and said:

"I think I can arrange for you to be trained in the art of stealth and the like. You would be ranked as a Kunoichi which is a female ninja. With the potential I see within you, you could be an even match for the Kirigakure Swordsmen."

She didn't know what a Hidden Mist swordsman was but she knew that she would be better off then she had been before. Genma was finished according to her. She would never know what grudge there would be against the man.

She left the room after getting an address and a set of house keys form the Hokage. Then Hokage-sama coughed and the Nerima Wrecking Crew was jerked from their thoughts. Sarutobi sized them all up and said:

"I will make you a deal: You live in this village and we'll look for that Ranma guy."

Koh'lon looked at the man who was the leader of this village and said:

"Thank you Hokage-sama."

Then she departed with her granddaughter and the blind Mousse. Ryouga just got lost and ended somewhere up in the mountains or something like that because it was snowy and it had high peaks.

Genma just walked out of the door with as much arrogance he could muster.

When they were all gone Morino Ibiki stepped form the shadows and said:

"Why didn't you let me have some fun with them. I wanted the fat guy to scream like he had never screamed before. He shouldn't have disrespected you Hokage-sama."

The Sandaime Hokage looked at the young man in front of him and he chuckled and said:

"Saotome Genma is the man who suits the profile gotten from Kakashi to a T. He is the exact lout that was described by Kakashi. So I think that I might allow some of the Jounin to order Genma around or even punish him."

Ibiki looked at the Hokage with newly found respect. That the man could devise such a way of torture seemed a streak of genius. To let a fat man do heavy work and get belittled and beaten was just one of the tortures that would be very good to do on some of the guests that Ibiki normally got during work hours.

In the meanwhile the group with the lone surviving Uchiha and the Kyuubi no Kitsune in the form of a small boy with blonde hair according to the villagers but in reality was just a boy who gained the awesome power of the Kyuubi to use for his own dark purposes. A girl of around fifteen or sixteen was accompanying the genin team. She was clothed in travelling gear and had once again assumed that same posture of distancing herself form everyone around her as if she were too bad to be around people.

Haku looked at the massive gates and they swung open to reveal a peaceful village with some Shnobi loitering around. She immediately took on a slower pace in her steps as she took in everything around her. She didn't know that at the moment some members of the Nerima Wrecking Crew had come to the gates to look at it for themselves. Ranma didn't know it but he would be faced with his 'fiancé' once again.

Akane looked at the design of the wooden gates, that they were able to protect the people of this village. She looked at the workings as it swung open to allow entrance to a stunningly beautiful woman and a man with silver hair and a stupid headband over his eye. A dopy blonde kid was trailing behind the woman and immediately Akane went over to get the perverted male away from any attractive female. She summoned up her mallet and was about to hit the blonde moron in the head when the mallet was blocked by a delicate hand holding three icy senbon. Haku stared into the young woman's face and said:

"Who are you and how dare you attack my master?"

Akane didn't like her feminine retribution getting blocked and screamed I outrage. Haku just glared at her and Ranma just laid his hand on her shoulder and said:

"Calm down. I don't want to explain to Hokage-sama why we killed a stupid cow-faced slut when we entered the village again."

Haku nodded and Akane lashed out with a punch that sent Ranma crashing back in tot eh gates. Ranma's eyes turned red briefly and he felt the anger at his one-time fiancé surface again and he began gathering his power and made it all collect within his hands and he watched as the nails began to grow into a claw like form. He grinned and grabbed the girl by the throat letting the claws make a bloody gash in the neck.

Then he threw her off him and said that he didn't want to feel her dirty blood on him. He turned back to Kakashi and said:

"Kakashi-sensei why don't we go and deliver the report to Hokage-sama? That way we should be able to get Haku into the village. Well legally that is."

He looked at the looks he was given and once again pig boy interrupted the moment by shouting:

"BLONDE KID FOR HURTING AKANE SHI-NE!"

The lost boy lashed out with a kick with such force that it nearly tore out a good chunk of the road. Ranma watched it come at him and he caught it with his hand. Then with a grin on his face which wouldn't have looked off-place on a certain Snake Sannin. Ranma noticed that some blood was coming from his lip which had split on impact with the wall. He looked at the delusional pig boy and said:

"Why did you do that? Is she your wife or something that you need to defend her honour?"

Ryouga blushed at the W word and then looked at the blonde punk who had dared to hit Akane. Ranma got out some kunai and threw them at the boy who had dared to be so rude to him.

Kakashi had seen the move before it even happened, the body language of the boy who he was training had changed from normal to hostile after the blatant insult of the foreign boy. While the foreign girl had kicked his student into the gates with one hit Kakashi could see that the kid had a low amount of control over his temper.

Before he was able to do anything a Jounin wearing a trench coat and underclothes made from nettings appeared on the scene and looked at it for a few seconds and then laughed and appeared behind Ranma and grabbed the collar and cuddled Ranma half to death.

Ranma gulped as he was hoisted into the air and then hugged by a woman who clearly wasn't one of those serious types as she pressed him into her breasts. Ranma didn't blush but it sure as hell got some looks from the ninja in the area. Anko looked at her pet and said:

"Welcome back my little pet. Come on, back to home."

Ranma was on the verge of sweat dropping as he looked at the half crazed woman. He could faintly hear in the back of his mind that there was someone calling out for her and that he should give in to her carnal urges.

Rama gave the Kyuubi the mental equivalent of the finger and then decided to have some fun. He grabbed the Jounin's breasts and said:

"Well mistress it seems like they are still as soft as ever. Mind if I snuggled up to them every night?"

With the devilish glint in his eyes everybody could see that he was joking. Haku just smiled and said:

"I'm willing to share."

Ranma just stared oddly at her and shrugged. He looked at Anko and said:

"Could you bring me and Haku to Hokage-sama?"

Anko seemed to think it over for a few moments and said:

"Alright. But I want a massage in return. The last time you gave me one it lasted for days. I never felt so relaxed in my life."

At Kakashi and Haku's looks Ranma just shrugged and said:

"I can massage someone pretty well. I know the body of the human species well and I know some spots and how to release the tension from there."

Then he turned around and said:

"Come on Haku-chan. Anko-chan is going to give us a ride."

Anko just giggled to herself and said:

"It would be far more pleasurable if you took me on a ride."

Then in a whirl of leaves they were gone and within mere seconds they appeared next to the Hokage. Anko grinned at the old man and Ranma took that moment to get out from her pair of lovely and shapely breasts. He grinned at the old man and said:

"I'm back old man. And I'm going to become Hokage someday!"

Anko just grinned a smile which could be taken as insulting if you didn't know her and her personality and she said:

"Good luck kiddo. Yo Hokage-sama is it alright if this girl were to move in with Kakashi?"

Ranma glared at Anko and then looked at Hokage-sama and said:

"As that irritating older woman had already stated I would like it if you were to allow this woman the privilege of living with me since her previous teacher had ordered her to follow me no matter what happened."

At that moment Kakashi appeared looking at the pair standing in the Hokage's office without a care in the world. Ranma was smiling at the Jounin and said:

"Late as ever Kakashi-sensei?"

Kakashi just frowned and handed in his report. The Hokage looked it over for a few seconds and said:

"Since this young woman apparently was ordered by her sensei to stay with Naruto until he ordered her otherwise I think I might be able to bend some rules like the nukenin acceptance rule. She could easily become a Chuunin or even a Jounin if what your report states are correct."

Haku nodded and said:

"Whatever he wishes I shall comply with. Until now his wishes have been nonexistent. Master may I be allowed to work with the Konoha shinobi and be able to take the rank whatever Hokage-sama decides after this conversation?"

Ranma was a little bit surprised after that question and blinked a few times and then said:

"Umm sure. Anything more you want from me or can we leave it at this?"

Ranma looked at the Hokage who had a smile that reminded him kind of like his surrogate mother in the other world. When the Hokage spoke a feeling of dread flew through his being and Haku just looked curiously at the man:

"Miss Haku then I think you are to be ranked a Chuunin. In what areas do you specialise?"

Haku looked at the old man and said:

" I had a great fascination with healing techniques when I was younger. I was a Kirigakure hunter-nin when Zabuza had taken responsibility for my welfare. When he became a nukenin I followed him on that path and occasionally getting him out of trouble using my old mask of a Kirigakure Hunter-nin."

Sarutobi smiled at that and said:

" Well then it's decided that you are to join Konoha as a medical specialist. Your knowledge of the body would be beneficial to everyone."

Haku nodded and Sarutobi continued:

"You are to be ranked as a Special Jounin and as to fulfil your last master's wish I shall allow you to live with a kenjutsu specialist who lives in the same building as Naruto and Kakashi."

Haku nodded and Kakashi sighed. Ah well there was nothing he could do about it. At least he still had his porn. Ranma just sighed about not being able to look at Haku's gorgeous body but controlled himself.

Together he and Kakashi led Haku towards the building where Kakashi had his apartment. Kakashi looked at the doors to see any changes. He knocked on the door that showed recent use and after a few seconds a redheaded woman opened the door and said to the two men and on woman:

"Who are you? Are you the Jounin and the student that live upstairs?"

Kakashi nodded and said:

"Hokage-sama has decreed that this girl is to live with you. She is a Special Jounin with a specialisation in healing Jutsu."

Nodoka looked at the girl and nodded and invited them in for tea. Ranma didn't know what to think and just said his thoughts out loud:

"Were you married, Miss Yami?"

Nodoka looked at the blonde boy that sat on the table and said:

"Yes I was. Only today I divorced the worthless bastard after I found out he's been using my son as his personal plan for retirement. If I ever see my son again after he got possessed by that strange shadow demon than I'm going to take care of him the best that I can."

Ranma looked at the woman who had been his mother for so long only to find out that she wasn't his mother a few weeks ago. Ranma still felt the anger and hatred for that bastard flow through his veins and fill them like a thick syrupy liquid and with a voice laced with venom he sad:

"Was your husband's name Saotome Genma, Nodoka-sama?"

Nodoka looked at the blonde kide with a stunned expression and said:

"Why, yes he was my husband. How do you know of him?"

Ranma snarled in a very fox like manner and said:

"He put me through hell. He threw me into a pit full of cats with Ranma. He tied us both together and then threw us in covered in fish articles to make the cats attack us faster so we could learn a supposedly unbeatable technique. I got over my fear but Ranma didn't. It seemed like there were some problems with his earlier youth now that I look back on it. When Genma that bastard took me I was forced to lift heavy weights daily and was worked until the fruit of my labours was within his fat belly. I and Ranma were only fed enough to survive when that fat glutton ate all of the food he could get."

Nodoka was by now manifesting a battle aura composed of chakra that could equal the power of a half-powered Katon:Goukakyuu no Jutsu. Ranma looked at his mother and saw that she was on the verge of going out and ripping out Genma's spine.

Ranma was on the verge of going after his mother and making sure his father got chopped into tiny bits. Kakashi was also on the verge of killing the fat panda.

Ranma looked at Nodoka and said:

"Leave the fat bastard to me. I want him to suffer for eternity for what he's done to me. I think if he gets locked with IT in one cage then he'd be able to suffer for eternity."

Kakshi was the only one that got the hint. His eye widened and he said:

"You aren't really going to weaken the seal on you just to get revenge on that guy. Think of all the people you could endanger."

Ranma looked at Kakashi and said:

"You don't know what its like to have it sealed within you. You don't know what that beast sends me during my dreams. That damn thing is always letting me relive memories of battles he fought with other Shinobi and I watched as he killed them."

Nodoka was still in the dark about the thing they were talking about. As Kakashi knew that the woman was overage he told her immediately:

"Within Naruto is one of the most powerful Youkai to ever live sealed. It was sealed there by the Yondaime who gave his life and hoped that Naruto would be seen as the hero of Konoha. Sadly that wasn't what the villagers saw in him. At two years of age he disappeared and everybody thought him dead but he reappeared and here he is now."

Ranma just looked at the woman and said:

"Please don't shout or scream. It gets annoying after a while."

Nodoka looked slightly ruffled by the news. A Youkai sealed within such a nice and charming kid? She couldn't believe it yet and she prodded Ranma's side to test if it were safe. Haku was looking at the scene with interest written all over her face. How come he let that woman touch him? Wasn't she his mother and one of the causes of his ire? Maybe the divorce form his surrogate father had done something to his decision.

Ranma looked at the woman who was now freed from her husband. He grinned and said:

"Well I think Kakashi-sensei and I must be off. We need to dust some things off in our respective rooms."

Whatever those things were Ranma didn't reveal. When they left the apartment Nodoka and now Haku resided in Nodoka turned to Haku with a grin matching some old evil woman on her face and said:

"Tell me all about your relationship with that charming young man, dear."

Haku looked at the older woman and said:

"There is no relationship between us Miss Yami."

Nodoka just grinned shark like and said:

"Call me auntie Nodoka please. Miss Yami makes me feel so old. I saw the looks you were giving hi and as I once was a hormonal teenager a long time ago I know the signs. Does he give you that feeling that it makes you happy when he's around?"

Haku briefly nodded and Nodoka almost squealed in joy at the thought of the two of them making children for her to take care of. It almost made her wish to be twenty again and capable of childbirth.

Haku was getting scared now as the woman opposite of her was starting to giggle which was often a bad sign by elder women as they might be concocting some plan to get grandchildren.

She slowly edged her way towards the door and just as she was about to press the handle and escape to freedom Nodoka called out:

"Haku-chan? WE are going shopping. The Hokage gave me some money and we are going to buy you a new dress which will make all the men drool.

Within 2 hours of shopping Haku was the proud owner of several dresses that fit her perfectly and showed off al her nice features. She looked like someone who was about to go to some very important parties. Ranma was in the meanwhile setting up things so they would be smooth once the plan was set in motion. He was stacking up several episodes of Icha Icha Paradise and then he'd be able to get some good things happening. It didn't really matter to him what it did to clean the house but somehow he knew that he'd better hide those books.

And after half an hour one Akane Tendo came into the room with an angry glare in place which she usually reserved for him. Ranma just glared back and said:

"What do you want?"

Akane just huffed and said:

"I came to see how an urchin like you lives. You stole this place off someone didn't you?"

She was so engrossed in her speech why it was evil to sneak inand use someone's house that she didn't even see Kakashi standing behind her. The Jounin grew tired of hearing that dull girl prattle on and on about some stupid morals and ethics. If she were cute then it'd be a different story but since she looked kinda like one big cow walking on two legs the fun quickly disappeared and with a few seals thunder struck outside and Kakashi said in his most ominous voice:

"What are you doing in my house, young lady?"

Akane turned around and said:

"Telling this blonde punk that he shouldn't live in someone else's house. This apartment was assigned to me by that old geezer that you call a Hokage."

Kakashi looked at her and said:

"You will respect the Hokage young Miss. Naruto lives here with me. I heard a moment ago that some new tenants would be occupying this building and for this time I'm willing to overlook your mistake of entering my house. But if this happens again then you can bet your ass to it that I will take preventive measures to keep everyone except me and a few selected people out of my home."

With a hand pointed at the door he said:

"There is the exit young lady. I met with your 'acquaintances' and they occupy the apartment directly above us."

Akane just grumbled something about perverts and walked out of the door. Ranma gfrinned at kakashi and said:

"She sure knows how to make one feel welcome doesn't she?"

Kakashi just stared and said:

"Let's go and clean all this up. If that girl makes one other attempt to get into this apartment I think I'll let her get a sneak preview of what there is to a Jounin class Shinobi."

An evil chuckle came out of the man's mouth but was slightly muffled by the mask. Ranma just briefly stared at the man and shrugged it off as another factor to the man. He was confused about the man. If the man was against the village then Kakashi could help out. But the only thing he needed was to find someone who hated this village and harboured a great dislike towards it to destroy it.

In Tea Country Itachi sneezed as he was about to buy some new additions to his ninja gear. The sword he currently wore had gone blunt and a new one was required. Kisame was just standing there caressing the bundle which carried the Samehada.

Orochimaru sneezed while in a meeting with several Jounin of his village. He rubbed his nose absentmindedly while wondering who was talking about him. He glared at the Jounin which dared be surprised by a sneeze of their master.

Ranma looked at the room and sighed. He got out a volume of Icha Icha Paradise and then opened the book and started reading it. He noticed that there was a knock on the door and he walked there in typical Kakashi-style which consisted of reading and walking at the same time while keeping a careful eye on the surroundings. He opened the door and looked at the person who stood there. He watched for a few seconds before his mouth fell open and he blinked a few times. Nodoka stood there clothed not in her kimono but in ninja gear. Then he looked to the side and saw Haku dressed in a pretty dress and once again his jaw divorced his mouth and married the floor. She had just enough fabric on her to be extremely sexy.

She looked at the cute kid that had opened the door. He looked so manly with that book in his hand. She could look into the pages a little and she saw several illustrations of naked women in incredible detail. She wore the clothes that that woman had selected for her as she wasn't used to the clothing worn here. The woman had been a professional at shopping for ninja clothes probably because she was a Jounin ranked ninja from what she had understood from the conversation with her.

Ranma just stared and then keeled over in a dead faint. Too much exposure to women was definitively bad for a guy. Especially when a certain youkai would like to have a talk with its container.

"What do you want you baka Kitsune! I was just getting to know the woman who abandoned me to that fool. Although abandonment wasn't the right word to describe my situation then I still think that I should get to know her."

"And what do you think that I am going to let you do? I'm just here to give you a slight gift. Something that was blocked off by the fat fool before I awoke within you. The man tried to do magic but sealed your birthright instead. Didn't you wonder why this form has blonde hair Kit? You have both blonde and black hair at your disposal because your father was blonde. Our unique connection made it possible if you used my power and your own to make your hair black and that's what you did. The entire time you were in that other world you had tapped into my chakra and because I possess infinite of it I wasn't awoken by the drain. Only the mental trauma you had has awoken me as a situation of life threatening danger was enough to awaken me."

Ranma looked at the giant fox and sighed. There was not very much that he could do except talk with the fox. He looked at the huge beast and said:

"Would you care to help me if I got into some trouble with the fat idiot? I think he hasn't been introduced yet."

"I think I have some idea as to the fate of that guy. Nobody will get away from my or my container unless they are dead. The fat fool will pay for the torture he let you undergo."

Kyuubi sent a pulse of Chakra surrounding Ranma's body and Ranma felt stronger then ever. With a minimal amount of Kyuubi's Chakra Ranma could probably annihilate one Genin with minimal. With the amount he was being fed at the moment he could easily take out something that was as large as a house or around Chuunin to low level Jounin. And that wasn't even taking into account on his skills. With all the power he currently had he could go toe to toe with Kakashi if all went into Kakashi's favour.

The infernal chakra danced on the skin of the kid letting it take a reddish hue that seemed to float above the skin. He looked as if he had a fever as the heat seemed to be turned on as it got hotter and hotter around Ranma's body. The chakra pulsed briefly and then receded into the skin.

Nodoka had seen the boy collapse to the floor and had picked him up and gone into the apartment without much hesitation. There she had laid him on the couch and watched the strange phenomenon. The energy seemed to be evil or something that bore malicious intent

He cracked open one eyelid and groaned as he felt his body weight increase thirty times as heavy as it had been before.

"Feels heavy doesn't it Kit?"

Out loud Ranma answered:

"What the fuck did you do you bastard Kitsune. Is this some sort of joke?"

"Silence! This is to train your body to be in prime condition. This is similar to the way that guy in the ugly green spandex suit trains. So bear with it and become stronger. I will not sit around and watch you become weak!"

"You want me to train with that much weight on me! Are you insane you baka Kitsune! I could get killed one moment when I set a step."

Then he got up while groaning under the heavy weight. He stood on the floor for a few seconds before falling on his stomach as he was no longer able to stand upright. The women and the Jounin looked at him. Kakashi's genius mind was racing.

"He complained about the Kyuubi doing something to him. The chakra was clear and it seems that the fox is taking him to train. But why would the Kyuubi train Naruto. Unless he would like to have a good container so that it wouldn't drag his reputation into the mud. Can a demon actually feel such emotions as pride?"

Ranma groaned again as he stood up shakily:

"Sorry but that bastard dragged me into the cage. Apparently he finds that I am lacking in the body department so he has increased the gravity around me making me super heavy. Apparently he thinks it will make me super muscular but if it helps with the women I'm not complaining."

"Master, don't say such things. You got me and that other girl who hugged you while coming back from the mission."

He looked at Haku and said:

"Alright. Now the bastard Kitsune told me that I have some kind of bloodline limit which has been suppressed by Genma no Baka. Because the fox is sealed within me I have 2 choices of a hairstyle. One is black and one is blonde. Which do you prefer Haku-chan?"

The girl thought for a few seconds and said:

"Try the black one. I'd love to see you with black hair."

Ranma nodded and just thought about him turning black-haired and suddenly he felt an intense pain on his scalp and he saw his hair growing and turning darker as it grew and soon it was as long as Sasuke's with the same shine to it. Jokingly Ranma said:

"Now only I got to have Sasuke-teme's sharingan and I look like a carbon copy of him."

"You just had to make that wish and it could come true. If you want to I can make your eyes become like Bastard guys. I wonder if the kid knows how to control the true power of the Sharingan. The only one that showed some promise when I attacked was some old guy who looked like he got a stick in his ass. I believe he was theleader of the Uchiha because Sasuke bears the same stick-up-his-ass look every time we see him."

"You got to be kidding me…"

Ranma sighed and turned to Kakashi and said:

"Kakashi-sensei… How do I look?"

Kakashi could only stare as he looked at the once blonde kid who had suddenly grown a head full of black hair and looked eerily like a certain member of the Uchiha clan and apparently was as talented as the one he was thinking about.

"ACHOO! Somebody must be thinking about me. Kisame let's not hang around. They might find us here and I don't want to waste any more chakra on this assignment."

Uchiha Itachi looked at the corpse and grinned. The information had been most welcome to the ears of the seventeen year old. He disappeared into a cloud of smoke and soon there was nothing left but a dead body which still bore the signs of torture. They would leave Tea Country immediately after giving the information to their superiors.

He looked lovely. The hair made him look so manly. The black hair gave him a mysterious look which she knew would be appreciated by the ladies. She briefly stuck out her hand and touched the hair. It was soft and felt like silk in her hands. She smiled at the kid and said:

"You look so manly!"

A mass face-fault ensued instigated by Kakashi and later Haku and Ranma who got used to this type of behaviour. Kakashi inquired after Nodoka's presence here and Nodoka began to tell her story:

"Your Hokage has deemed it worthy that I go on a mission where I'll be taught several sword styles by you. Since you are someone who is called the Copy-cat if I'm correct then you should be able to teach me a sword style you know."

Kakashi slowly nodded and Nodoka continued:

"The Hokage is planning to send your team and another team on something that was called a C rank mission to bring some scroll or something to Sunagakure or Sunogakure and I am to accompany you while I receive instructions on sword techniques."

Kakashi nodded and then said:

"What kind of techniques do you know? From what I've seen you handle the sword pretty well and are most of the time in a balanced stance which lets you attack and defend at the same time while allowing mobility. From what I see I think you can do some techniques like forming a wind blade with that sword of yours."

She nodded and said:

"Yes. I can fight with wind blades and my husband has made a technique made after that. I can also make an attack that will slice my opponent t to bits within a mere second but I'd have to get close to use it."

Kakashi nodded and said:

"Well then if it's all finished then I think I'll head to bed. I got to set my clock and I'm pretty tired. See you tomorrow."

Kakashi turned around and sauntered over to his bedroom. The door opened and slammed shut and after the man had went into the room Ranma looked at Nodoka and said:

"Well then it seems that we'll be working together. Haku-chan take care and sleep well. I'm heading to bed."

"No you don't master. I need to give you a check up to see if that chakra didn't damage something of your body. Strip now!"

"What?"

"Strip!"

Ranma looked at the girl who had a glare on her face which totally didn't suit it and as a last manner of getting out of it he said:

"You strip too."

She looked at him frostily and he got out of his clothes.

"Fufufufufu getting whipped Kit?"

He sent the mental reply of a slap to the Kitsune and he looked at his clothes and then he just stripped making the fall to the floor. When he looked at Haku he saw the dress on the floor and then he looked at her legs and then somewhat upwards and spontaneously he had a normal reaction like any normal hot-blooded male who loves females had.

"Pretty large for such a small kid." Noted Nodoka and she looked at the now blushing girl as she scanned the boy and let her fingers laced with chakra slide over the body parts she was scanning.

She went with her delicate hands over his abdomen and then traced his legs but found n o damage. The seal was visible on his stomach and after checking the legs she placed her fingertips on his stomach and began to check. The chakra there was nearly overwhelming her and her hands slipped as she felt the Youkai chakra try to seep into her. She gripped something hard and her hands slipped. She looked at the seal as it glowed red.

Nodoka noticed the seal flaring up red and saw the girl jerk away her hands and saw them land somewhere lower. She raised an eyebrow at that and waited until the time the girl knew exactly what she was currently gripping.

Ranma just felt startled at the Kyuubi seal and then felt two hands grip his male anatomy hard. He looked down and saw the seal glowing and Haku staring transfixed at it. She was currently gripping his erection and he felt strange. Then he heard laughing in his mind and he knew the Kyuubi was behind all this.

"Enjoy it Kit."

He felt strange and suddenly relaxed. Then pleasure hit him like a train does to a brick wall and he briefly noted a stunned look on Haku's face as she looked at something before all went black and he fell into a slumber so deep that he would awake the next morning refreshed.

Haku stared at the seal as it seemed to burn or something and then looked at what exactly she was holding. The first thing her mind processed was that it was damn big. The second thing that her mind processed that it was hot and that it seemed to be getting tense. Her eyes widened as a white fluid shot out of the tip in a straight line crossing the distance and landing in a strand of her hair. Then another shot of the fluid came out and she felt it hitting her face. She closed her eyes and hoped that it wouldn't make her too dirty.

Nodoka had trouble keeping her laughter to herself and was currently in the process of letting her giggles be locked within her mouth and not releasing them lest she shook the girl out of that comical look. Nodoka grinned as her slightly perverted mind understood exactly what had happened. The girl had accidentally stimulated the penis a little bit too roughly which had resulted in the orgasm she had just witnessed. But she had to give some credit to the kid. He'd make one hell of a husband to Haku. Not many guys could shoot so far with just one orgasm.

She got the sticky fluid off of her face and then heard a chuckle:

"I did that once too. My husband liked it but not in the rough way you did it. Come lets get you cleaned up."

With no further ado Nodoka got out a box of tissues and she began wiping the fluid off Haku's face:

"Some of it even got in your hair. Seems like Naruto-kun can really put out a lot."

Haku flushed red at that comments and remarked:

"It smells kinda nice. Like something that really turns me on."

Nodoka just smiled kindly and said:

"I'll teach you some techniques how to please a man when we get back to the apartment. That should keep you and Naruto-kun busy for a while."

She laughed and picked up Haku's dress and handed it to the girl. Then they walked over to Naruto and clothed himwhich was something that Nodoka took pleasure in because she had always wanted to clothe a child even if he didn't look like one. It reminded her of her Ranma.

Then they grabbed Ranma's arms and legs and lifted him up and after looking in the room that was then positively identified as Ranma's room due to the menacing picture on the wall of a Kitsune and the form of Ranma in full Youkai mode.

Then the women left the Youkai rest in the bed and Nodoka even kissed Ranma goodnight. They left the apartment leaving both occupants in a deep slumber. Tomorrow would be the day of many shocks and confrontations…

A new chapter for you! I hope to get many reviews on this story since this is a rather long chapter and I hope I made it nice enough for you to leave me a review. I tried to make the women act like women and not like men in women form. Well at least I tried.

Was the scene bad? Please tell me if it was good or bad. Haku's kind of innocent in the anime so I recon she hasn't had any experience with sex even when she was locked within a male shape. Thus she is innocent… Nodoka is an entirely different case… I hope this explains most of it.

Now comes something that sprung from my mind.

Author Troubles

A young man sat in a chair typing things onto the keyboard which was translated in text that sprang onto a word document and as the young man looked at the screen he straightened his glasses and smiled at the scene.

"Hi Mister."

He turned around to look at the person who had spoken and only saw a small young girl sitting on his shoulder. She looked to be wearing some sort of samurai outfit with a sword that put him slightly on edge. The entire outfit was black and it scared me. The pink hair alerted him to the fact that this was no ordinary girl. He gulped and said:

"What do you want little girl?"

She just giggled and said at a cheerful tone of voice:

"Have you seen Ken-chan?"

A confused look came onto his face and he looked at the kid who was still smiling at him:

"Ken-chan? And who might you be little girl?"

She just giggled and said:

"You have cute glasses. Name is Kusajishi Yachiru Vice Captain of the Eleventh Division. Pleased to meet you."

Realising the Japanese-sounding name apparently meant that the girl came from Japan or something like that the young man nodded and said:

"Pleased to meet you Kusajishi-san. My name is Scheeringa Pieter and I have no rank or place in the army or wherever you are a vice-captain of."

She seemed to be amused by my answer and I could literally feel the hairs on my neck stand upright as I felt something scary come close. I know that I'm in the possession of psychic powers as I happen to predict exactly who is going to win a soccer game when standing on the sidelines and I don't even know the rules since I'd rather be in my own cosy workplace writing stories then watching a few guys slip in the mud and get dirty. I might even add to the list that I like being clean and wash myself every day and take showers every day. The feeling I got was absolutely not pleasant.

She giggled and squealed:

"KEN-CHAN!"

Then the doorknob turned and a man who was absolutely the creepiest man I have ever seen stepped into the room clothed in the same outfit as Yachiru on my shoulder was wearing. A white vest was over it with a kanji on it that I didn't know. A sword was unsheathed and currently had me sweating blood.

With such rapid movement that my eyes couldn't even keep up Yachiru had leapt off my shoulder and onto the man who she called Ken-chan. I got up from my chair and gulped. The man looked menacing with the eye patch on his eye.

"Thank you for looking after Yachiru. At least you didn't wet your pants when seeing me kiddo."

I just gulped and managed to say:

"It was a pleasure meeting her sir."

The man just grinned and said:

"Zaraki Kenpachi is my name and current Captain of the eleventh squad. Goodbye."

Before I could blink a sort of gate appeared with bright light streaming out of it. Yachiru looked at me and said:

"Bye Hentai-san!"

I briefly stared at the girl before Kenpachi walked through the gates of that strange portal and then blinked a few times. Then I slowly walked out and looked for my family which was gathered around the table in the kitchen. After asking if they saw that guy with the huge sword they replied negatively.

In response I just grabbed a bottle of liquor and drank it all within an hour taking slow sips to let that experience seep from my mind. I collapsed onto my keyboard after drinking too much. Long live a good drink!

Since there is so little amusement in this story I made a small section devoted to me. Tell me if you like this meeting between some weird people and myself.

Just as a small note: I don't hate Soccer and am pretty neutral on the subject but I have a dislike for it because one guy tried to aim for the ball but kicked me in the balls by mistake.

Reviews are very much appreciated. Flames will be ignored as I usually do with them. I don't have the rights to the characters I just used in the Author Troubles story I did so I disclaim them.

Demon God of Chaos