Infernal Fox

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Dog-boy gets a treat…and is beaten for it!

She looked at the mirror and her red eyes shone with mirth. She had selected her normal outfit which fit nice and snugly around her curves to give her the most male attention she could want. It showed some cleavage but didn't go so far that she was literally showing her assets.

He grinned as he stood in front of another mirror and checked his hair. It was now a mix between the black and blonde that he usually had in this form. The weight was now a little bit easier to deal with especially when the Kitsune had said that it would help him tremendously. He looked at his clothes and grinned. He had chosen a black vest with some pockets in it to store weaponry and had taken the sword in his room as some sort of extra measure against an opponent. This was going to be fun dealing with enemies while using Kuno's freak show attacks. He didn't know why he had fainted last night. Was it because he somehow got an overdose of weight on him that his mind was mentally reduced to what it was? Or did the Demonic Chakra stimulate his senses so bad that it had caused something to occur?

It was all so confusing to him. The feelings he had were all confusing him and swimming through his mind. He felt totally mad and crazy. It was like he was high on drugs or something like that.

"SAOTOME PREPARE TO DIE!" He looked at the room that was above them and briefly noted that Ryoga was awake and probably had a dream about Ryoga beating him. Couldn't the kid see that it was useless to shout so loud? He might awaken Haku-chan. He still didn't know what had happened after he blacked out. Ah well he would find out later by asking Haku.

She smiled at her reflection and caressed the blade in her hands. She looked at her face and noted that it seemed almost innocent even if she was dressed in Shinobi gear. Slowly she removed the hair needles to let the hair fall loose and she looked again and saw the long red locks fall around her face and fell down a long way. She hadn't cut it since she was sixteen and getting married to Genma. She would see about getting it cut because she had a slight feeling that it would be getting in the way while in combat. It still looked nice and she tied it upon in a ponytail since it was too long to be worn loose.

Ranma opened the door and dragged Kakashi out of bed with a hand holding onto the older man's foot and dragged him into the shower. Said man was still sleeping like the dead and Ranma could see why he was sometimes named as one of the laziest Ninja.

Then he grinned and put the water on freezing cold and then after stepping out of the shower he put the water on. An almost unearthly shriek sounded through the house waking up most of the NWC which were still sleeping. Normally Kakashi wouldn't be taken by surprise like that but since he trusted Ranma's chakra signature somewhat he allowed Ranma to come close to him without making any hostile action. If one with hostile intentions came near him he would notice the shift in their Chakra and react accordingly.

Haku awoke at the scream of a man who seemed to be put through hell. She looked at the ceiling and then got up sleepily. She looked at Nodoka who was standing in front of a mirror looking at herself. The woman had her hair untied and it was long enough to be considered a hindrance in battle.

"Slept nice Haku-chan?" "Sure auntie Nodoka. I slept pretty well. Are you going on a mission?" Yes. Kakashi-san and Naruto-kun are coming with me after they have awoken. Apparently Naruto-kun awoke first and has put Kakashi-san through some sort of torture if the shriek was any indication." Haku just grinned and Nodoka noticed it and said: "Alright let me give you a final tip: When stimulating the male genitals takes good care to lubricate it and you won't cause any damage to it which could lessen the pleasure for yourself. I don't think you would like the same thing to happen like last night Haku-chan. Although he came it must have hurt because the expression was one of pain on his face. Although I rather liked the amount he put out. Makes me wonder who his father was." Haku just blushed as she thought back to that event. She was kinda surprised when that white fluid came out and was taken by surprise. It smelled like musk or something like that. Auntie Nodoka had taken her to 'enlighten' her about sex and other things as she was 'A beautiful young woman who should know how to please men especially Naruto-kun'. Auntie had taken a perverse pleasure in seeing her blush every time she explained some pleasurable actions that a man could do to her.

"Think you are up to it Kit? No problems with the weights anymore?" "Not anymore you bastard. You increased them so much I need my body to stay upright only by my Chakra." Ranma was once again talking to his Youkai companion and said Kitsune was happy with malicious thoughts about things that are better left unspoken: "It was rather nice the way she did that to you. I stayed conscious through it all and it was rather funny seeing the look on her face. Here have a look at what you missed." Ranma got a load of images and a memory in his mind and he grinned like the jounin he lived with. The grin was full of perverseness.

"When are we going Kakashi-sensei?" "In just a few minutes Naruto. I need to get dry after you awoke me with that shower. I'm still not pleased about that." The Jounin was at the moment busy making his facemask dry and had turned away from Ranma so that his face wasn't visible. Ranma snickered briefly before making sure that everything was in place. The black pants looked good with some of the gear he had on him the ANBU sword also looked goods as it gave him some class and a dangerous look.

When Ranma got out of the house with a still grumbling Kakashi and a beaming Nodoka who was mentally imagining scenes that would feature Ranma and Haku in positions that were perverted to the extreme and which made up half of the Kama Sutra. The lecherous grin on Nodoka's face made several men uneasy as she studied them.

When they arrived at the gate they met the sight of one Hyuuga Hinata trying to calm down a certain excitable dog-boy who was in the process of getting too excited about something. She was just looking at him with a timid air around her. The boy was too excited for his own good and Ranma didn't like someone like that. It made him irritated.

He didn't like to be irritated. Those that irritated him would face hell at his hands before they were killed mercilessly at the hands and tails and claws of Ranma Kyuubi no Kitsune. Yes Hell would be a blessing to those that would suffer his wrath. With the Youkai enhancing his already large basin of power he was nigh unstoppable. Only out of fear that there might be someone to seal him he hadn't eradicated everything in sight yet.

He felt his blood act up as he saw the small dog. As being a Kitsune Youkai it meant that he knew that dogs were trained to hunt foxes and that was one thing that he didn't like. At the moment he was literally raring to go and have a shot at the kid so that he could kill and sate his bloodlust. It didn't matter if only the dog got killed.

A creepy smile etched on his face he came closer and then saw the Jounin sensei of the team standing somewhere near the dog boy but a look of boredom and irritation was seen on her face and in her stance. With the creepy smile still in place he looked like a certain person who had fled Konoha a long time ago and was currently plotting to overthrow said village. The only thing that needed to be changed was the length of the body and certain snakelike tendencies as well as looks and he'd be a dead ringer for Orochimaru.

"Shut up would you? We got a mission and we are going to complete it because I'm the great Uzumaki Naruto." "Who do you think you are dobe? I didn't even know you were actually ready to fight." "You dare calling me a dead last? Well it seems that we don't see eye to eye with each other about it? It doesn't matter anymore. It is just something that was in the past and all things that are in the past will get blown away by the winds of change."

Nodoka looked strange at that small poetic saying but chose to comment on it: "Well that was a nice saying. Was it something you thought up?" Ranma nodded and said: "While travelling with your EX-husband he used to say some things about honour and made things up like: 'A true martial artist should be rude to women. Only then he can be an example for other men.' That was all a load of bullshit but Ranma believed it to be true. We even fought about Genma's beliefs as Ranma said that he demanded our respect as he was teaching us. I gave as a retort that the only thing he did was cause us pain." Nodoka's brow creased for a moment before returning to its original state and she said: "Well it seems that he hasn't really kept his word about raising my son to be a man amongst men. It seems I need to remind him of that once again even while he is no longer my husband."

Ranma smiled at the thought of punishment for Genma. It seemed as if suddenly a shroud had been lifted that hung a long time before his eyes. Why not corrupt the woman who thought that he was her son? She would make a nice toy for him to sate his lusts. It wasn't enough that he had only Haku and Anko and Kurenai to play with, he wanted more women to pleasure him at his beck and call. All must be capable women of defending themselves and above all they must be strong enough to withstand the pressure of being married/a slave to a Youkai.

While Nodoka and Ranma entertained thoughts in the same direction of finding Genma and teaching him a harsh lesson which would result in the death of the unfortunate person the rest of the people assembled there were either watching Kiba build up a lot of anger and was almost ready to attack Ranma or was looking at their Jounin-sensei with hopeful eyes that this conflict would be solved without fighting. Hinata just sent a pleading look at Kurenai who gave in to the girl and went over to Kiba and whispered something in his ear which made the boy pale and stop generating anger. Now embarrassment was written all over his face: "How did you know that?" he whispered to the woman. "That's a secret Kiba-kun. But if you don't want the others to know then I suggest you pull up your pants a little." The boy did as he was told to hide his embarrassment.

Akane wasn't what you'd call a normal person. Capable of breaking bricks with her bare hands and summoning up a mallet when truly angry with someone she had the rather uncommon trait of blindly trusting her interpretation of things which was rather warped according to several non-Nerimian people. They had labelled her a danger to all human males as she was prone to beating someone with a rather huge mallet. To any Nerimian it was rather common to see her fiancé flying over at some time of the day but since it didn't happen they got curious. The only thing they found was Kasumi tending to the house and saying that they had all gone to search for Ranma who had gotten possessed by a Demon and had then fled to a strange world.

She could be described as the living incarnation of fury in itself. She was loud and hated all things male and she picked certain people to vent her anger on. Everywhere she went she would randomly select someone who just rubbed her the wrong way and that has scared most people away from her. The rage she had within her had allowed her to make mallets from the Ki she used and slam people with it. Her favourite target was her fiancé Ranma. Many people in Nerima asked themselves when the boy would snap from the pressure but still he had protected them like some sort of guardian. If he only looked at a woman he was directly malleted by his oh-so-loving fiancé. Akane tended to go and attack anyone getting on her nerves even if their hair was weird.

She already disliked the blonde kid because he just looked weird with his short build and blonde hair and blue eyes. She had read somewhere that that was one of those crazy followers of a dictator named Hisslerr or Himtler. She couldn't recall the name of the leader but she could recall from those history classes that the entire country was full of blonde freaks that wanted nothing else to do then make their race the only one on the world. Then those American Gaijins had blown up Hiroshima and Nagasaki with those atom bombs and had caused the entire country shame with their emperor claiming he was no descendant of Amaterasu-sama.

Saotome Genma was a totally different man. He had no spine at all and just had a warped sense of honour and married off his son on more then ninety occasions with no signs of stopping. He was a crook and a bad person. Well bad person usually meant in his book that it was a rotting piece of filth that shouldn't be allowed to live. That was the exact description one would get when asking about the looks of Genma Saotome. Gluttonous to the extreme Genma had always made sure that he had enough to fill his stomach and let the boy live on rice and other things. Surely the boy would survive because he was raised by the great Genma Saotome, master of Anything Goes and pleasurer of countless women.

When the strange team made offive Genin and two Jounin and one Youkai in disguise made their way into the woods. Akamaru barked several times when in close proximity with Ranma but the Demon carrier just growled at the dog and it went back to its master with its tail between his legs. A few minutes later Kiba would come and tell Ranma that he shouldn't treat Akamaru like that. It would result in some insults being traded and Nodoka chiding the boys for being too brash and stuff. Ranma clearly enjoyed it even if he hadn't let it show on his face. It was all part of his facade he had to keep up.

Ranma's POV

Almost nothing uneventful happened and it was so boring that I had to go and force myself to think about the blood I would shed when I released my true power against the village. It didn't matter if I were a Genin or a Jounin the power bubbling within me was enough to make any grown man step back in fear and wet himself. The power is so powerful that it can overcome everything. It was almost unbeatable but had only one flaw…

I remember when it first happened. I wanted it so badly but couldn't get it. It was like something within me had opened and wanted out and get release… heavenly release from all this stress. With fiancé's hounding you every day and night it wasn't easy to live life without problems. They wanted that from me which I so desired but I never budged. I was almost crazy from wanting it so badly until I met HIM. He gave me an opportunity to let it all loose. My anger, frustration and despair let loose on the world. Let it ravage it and tear it all apart. It looked like I were some mad insane person and that's exactly what I am. I am not so different from the creature within me. The power it gives me comes at a terrible price. By thinking in different ways I have managed to stave it off for some time by allowing myself to lock away that mindset and adapt another one. I still feel the yearning for it. The yearning for hot flesh slapping against hot flesh. Blood flowing faster through the veins as the bodies grow sweaty through the intense movements they did. The release I craved and never got. Ah well lets start to write in that journal I got from her. She told me that it's good for getting to know yourself and your true inner spirit.

As Ranma was thinking amongst those lines the group noticed that he was unusually silent and Kurenai attributed it to the last fight with Kiba which had almost resulted in Naruto getting ripped apart by a Tsuuga from Kiba. Kiba had apologised afterwards to Naruto of course while she towered over him. She was getting rather tired of keeping watch over the two hotheads. She signalled to Kakashi to come over and told him of the situation. Kakashi agreed with her that the situation between the Inuzuka and Naruto was troublesome but he immediately suggested that they made camp at a secluded spot. "Why would we do that?" "Because I know of a small waterfall in the area that could serve as a place to wash or bathe and it would serve as a good training ground for Miss Yami. I think that if we rested and trained there for two days that there shouldn't be many problems up ahead."

"Well Naruto what is that little book that is poking out of your backpack?" She got it out of the backpack and noticed in a neat handwriting: Uzumaki Naruto's Journal. She smiled at the small boy and said: "Oh this is your journal. So you bought one after all. I just suggested it because you seem like a kid with a lot on his mind." Yes indeed Miss Yami. The villagers haven't been exactly kind to me."

That night when he was laying on the grass in the clearing that Kakashi had picked out for them to train for a while he looked at the stars. He opened the black book and put his pen to the paper:

This is the Journal of Uzumaki Naruto, Container of the Kyuubi no Kitsune. Anyone who is not myself or anyone who I trust will be dealt with brute force. I WILL know when someone else then those that I trust will read this book. My deepest secrets are within this and I trusted them to this book since it would get a lot of these feelings off my chest.

First of all I would like to state that I am not the person everyone thought me to be. I might bear a slight resemblance to the Uzumaki Naruto that was a child when he first was transported through dimensions but I am no longer him. Uzumaki Naruto died when Saotome Genma got his hands on him. Now only I have remained and within me are all the negative feelings one could possess.

These dark feelings I have felt within me are always with me like some burden only I can carry. It pains me to admit this but I'm scared of myself. Even thought the Kyuubi tells me that I shouldn't fear this I still feel afraid for my own sanity. Now you might be wondering why I should fear for my sanity but it's entirely true. As I lay here trying to write in this I feel my anger at the village. They caused so much pain to Kyuubi that it has made him so angry that the village must burn. They didn't even treat me like they were supposed to after the Yondaime's last wish was made public by the Third Hokage. All they see me as is the Kyuubi no Kitsune. I'll show them that they were correct in their assumption. I might have had a slightly happy childhood if I had stayed there but Genma taught me one lesson that has always stayed with me: "The strongest will survive and the weak shall perish." I will crush the entire village with one of my tails should I feel obliged to. Now that I can summon the Youkai Kitsune I know that their power is at my beck and call. The blood of the Kyuubi no Kitsune flows through me as well as the seal has linked our bodies and souls together. There is no salvation only death to await us both.

Hatred shall fuel my determination to become the best in the word. With my power I am already formidable but with the rest of the tailed beings out of the picture I shall rule supreme. They shall either join my banner or fall like flies before the might of Ranma Kyuubi no Kitsune. I, Ranma the Nine-tailed Demon Fox shall punish the entire world for allowing children to be maimed by insensitive people like Genma or Akane. She might not know it but if I hadn't stepped in she would have killed several children in her rage. I might sound like some sentimental old fool but if she had killed one of those children then I would be blamed since it's always Ranma's fault.

Depression isn't really common in my emotional range but occasionally it shows and my entire being mourns as I realise that I cannot be saved from what I have become. My lust is raging through my body like a fire. I never showed it and it always hid from my conscious mind but I always had a certain air of lust hanging around me.

Lust is one of the things that I fear most. I am attracted to women who show power in their movements and are capable of being more then they are at the moment. Take for instance Kurenai-san. She is a newly appointed Jounin but she could be so much more if she were just to drop her hesitation. Not that she wouldn't kill if the situation forced her to do it…

A scream of surprise ripped through the silence that hung over the camp and Ranma looked up from his writings. He had the sudden feeling that someone was attacking his mate… wait a minute. Who the hell was his mate? Confused by all this he just looked to see Kiba flying through the air and crash right into a tree. Currently he looked like he had been hit by a freight train which had run him over three times before stopping on the remains for a thirty minute break and then raced back again.

Kiba had taken the opportunity that there was a waterfall close by and thus a bath for him and Akamaru was in order. He hadn't noticed that a certain Jounin might also take a bath at the same time and thus be fully exposed. When he had first looked at her through the bushes he looked at her fine form and then had stared for almost five minutes while gaining a problem that many males usually had when looking at attractive women while in public places. Kiba knew what it was since he had gotten the talk on a young age since he had to be told about canine mating rituals and the like. In this situation the only thing he could do was stare and hope that he wasn't discovered.

Kurenai's POV

She looked at the water cascading down into a small pool that was deep enough for her to submerge herself in and float in a standing position and still couldn't feel the bottom of the pool. That usually meant that the pool would be full of cold water but she didn't care whether the water was cold or warm. She wanted to get clean and get all of this filth out of her skin. She thought back about the poker game she had with that adorable kid Naruto. Hell it surprised her that he won a game of strip poker so easily. She and Anko were good friends and it didn't matter that they regularly slept in the same bed. It was actually quite funny to see the look on the Hokage's face when he came in muttering about irresponsible women who had been trained by one of the greatest students he ever had. It actually had been funny to se the look on the man's face when she had opened her eyes and gotten up with the sheets falling off partly exposing her well endowed chest to the air. The man had opened the door and had stared at her before Anko stirred and mumbled something about "another ten minutes daddy." Then the girl had turned to the other side and accidentally grabbed her breasts. She smiled at the thought of the geyser of blood that had spurted from the Hokage's nose when he saw that. She had been a Chuunin at that moment in time and every meeting that she had with the Hokage in it she winked at it and had the distinct pleasure of seeing the man turn red briefly. She had told Anko about the Hokage's reaction and she just laughed and said that the Hokage was a pervert through and through. If he saw a naked woman he'd pass out. She had seen the Hokage faint at the sight of naked flesh once before when her father had still trained her. Kurenai hadn't asked further about Anko's father and they had abandoned that topic.

She was about to go and think about the guy she had seen a few weeks ago. How he had brought her home while she must have been unconscious. He looked so cute when she had seen him. A blush came on her cheeks as she began to touch herself at the memory of that handsome guy and how he smelled.

She was almost so lost that she stopped to pay attention to her surroundings but a small rustle in the bushes attracted her attention. Shifting her gaze towards them she briefly noticed something. A dog's tail seemed to be sticking out of the bushes and a throbbing vein appeared on her forehead. So the kid actually had the gall to come and peek on her? She'd show him a lesson that he wouldn't forget in a while.

Within mere seconds she was clothed once again and she appeared right behind Kiba. "Hello Kiba-kun." The voice was so loaded with loathing and coldness that the boy turned around and gulped at the sight of a very angry Yuuhi Kurenai. She took several breaths to calm herself and try to keep herself from killing the boy. She was by now actually beginning to tap into her true potential and just letting go.

"Kurenai-sensei I'm sorry I didn't mean to peek at you but you are just so beautiful naked."

Kiba tried to get away from his sensei but it was to no avail. The woman looked at him and said: "Tell me everything…" Kiba gulped and then felt something cold trickle down his spine and then up again and he found himself telling Kurenai what he truly felt: "Well sensei I think you are one of the hottest women in town. I don't know about your relationships but if I got the chance I'd surely mate with you. Akamaru actually suggested that I take you as a mate as he thinks that it would be a perfect match between us. You see since his nose is so good I told him that your one damn hot broad and he sniffed you once and then told me that you have an erotic scent on you. Untouched by any man. I'd like it if you would just submit to me as your mate and let me take your…" By then Kurenai had enough: "YOU PERVEEEEERRRT!" and she grabbed him by the vest and with strength that was born from anger she lifted him up and threw him at the ground and within mere seconds she slammed her fist down in a sport that would cause pain. She liked to use Genjutsu and had gotten the title of Genjutsu mistress of the village but she was not above brute force and definitively knew where to hit in places where it would hurt and the damage would be extensive but easily recoverable if rested for eight hours and receiving some medical care.

She cracked most of the ribs so that it would cause pain but not disability. Then she grabbed him and threw him towards the campsite as hard as she could. Then she followed with an aura of anger crackling around her but not visible to the naked eye.

Sakura watched as Kiba sailed through the air and crashed into a tree. She wondered what that baka had done to attract the ire of someone. "Sasuke-kun why don't we go on a date when we get to the next town and if we are staying there overnight then we might be able to full an entire night with oiur date."

The cold-hearted bastard that was Sasuke Uchiha just looked at her totally uninterested and said: "No." At the short answer the girl grew frustrated but knew that Sasuke wouldn't give in once he gave an answer.

Hinata could only stare as her Byakugan activated and she looked at Kiba while keeping a close eye on the surroundings. She saw Kurenai coming close to the campsite with a lot of angry Chakra about to be released from her. She seemed to be calm but the Inner Coils said a different thing. She was angry at Kiba who had just crashed into a tree mere meters away from Hinata.

No words could describe Ranma's mood at the moment. It felt good to see that dog moron get his ass handed to him. He quickly grabbed his pen again and started on the continuation of his journal:

Journal

But she seems to be caught within her anger at the moment. It is literally rolling off her and it seems that there is no stopping it. The anger flows son freely within her that it makes me wonder what the hell caused it. Maybe Kiba peeked on her in the bath? That would explain the anger immediately. But her current mood seems to suggest that she is almost at the threshold of anger. She looks murderous and frankly it scares me a little. Me, the container of Kyuubi's soul and wielder of his power afraid of a mere mortal woman who is now glaring at a poor excuse of a human like mad.

Well back to other things. I can hear the scolding she is giving him. Something like: "Peeking at me you little shit! How dare you even try that! I am a Jounin and can literally make your life hell so don't even think about doing that again or the bruises and cracked ribs you got are only the beginning of what I would inflict to you. I'll be telling your parents and sister about this." The look on his face is absolutely priceless. I think he wet his pants because Kurenai's eye is now twitching like mad. I'd hate to be Kiba at the moment.

Anko is even preferable over Kurenai when she is mad. I just saw her stalk away and leave behind the rest of us and probably went somewhere to calm down. I think I might follow her after some time. It wouldn't do to get killed by some woman who is angry at the whole world just because one of her students peeked on her. The peeking job is mine.

Ah well let's go see where Kurenai is and then I'll get back to writing…

"Hi Kurenai-sensei…" He ducked beneath a thrown kunai which was about to be plunged deep into his forehead at the last possible moment and stared at her: "That wasn't very nice Kurenai-sensei. Stop this foolishness now."

She looked at him with a glare and went to throw several other things at him all of which were evaded with ease that belied his normal look. Claws formed on the hands and nine tails sprouted from the tailbone. With a devilish glare at her he pounced at her and sent them rolling over the floor before he reverted to his other form. He almost lost control as he felt her scent trickling into his nostrils and he wanted her so badly that it was just so frustrating even being near her. It hurt his poor nose to sniff her scent which was arousing him. He knew that he shouldn't give in to his lust but it was so overwhelmingly powerful that he felt his body reacting: "Now you are learning Kit. A Youkai's lust is thousand times stronger then any normal humans. In other more plain words: When you get all horn y you got to fuck. Essentially you haven't lost your virginity yet so it could mean that she's gonna get a sore cunt when she wakes up or you knock yourself out." With a devilish grin the fox took over.

The presence wasn't really irritating to Ranma as he had gotten used to the constant feeling of the Demonic blood he carried due to the effects of the bond he shared with Kyuubi. The eyes turned blood red and red tails whipped out of the tailbone at an alarming speed.

As she looked and saw the red eyes, she backed away from them in fright as a deadly fear began to overwhelm her. It was numbing her body from the fear and she felt like she was frozen. It didn't matter anyways because tails sprouted from the tailbone once again but instead of being black they were red. She didn't know why she hadn't reported this to the Hokage when she had first seen it. Was it because she felt some strange attraction to the kid or something else. The fact that he looked adorable with the blonde hair and reminded her of the Yondaime. She looked at the tails still whipping in the air and audibly gulped as the killing intent was solely focused on her. If she hadn't had such control she might have wet herself when first looking at the red eyes but Yuuhi Kurenai was made of stern stuff.

"Finally we meet Yuuhi Kurenai. It's an honour to see you all grown up since you were a mere child when I attacked. The Kit wants something of you and I want the same. We both feel the fire burning within our bodies. Did you know that when a Demon is contained a bond forms between the host and the Sealed? It allows us to communicate and for me to occasionally train him." She listened with baited breath as the boy's hair briefly turned black and then red and the Kyuubi continued speaking: "Aha so the boy doesn't want me to tell you that he likes being around you and would fuck you into submission before he'd put his…"

THWACK!

A fist impacted on Ranma's cheek and his head snapped upwards as the fist that he himself had used to try and knock him out fell limp as darkness claimed the Demon Carrier's conscious.

She just blinked a few times and then prodded Ranma with a stick. Then she just shook her head and grabbed him. To her surprise he wasn't even heavy. The fox tails shrunk back into the tailbone and he looked like any sleeping kid would. She chuckled softly as he snuggled up against her chest. So the Kyuubi had taken over the kid for a moment? It was rather cute that Naruto-kun liked her. After all even if that Youkai was just a pervert, Naruto-kun wouldn't do something like making me sore by having sex with me until he tires out. It's Kakashi's job to be a hentai and not Naruto-kun's job to be the same as he.

Bearing a slight hint of a smile she stepped into the camp and was instantly rewarded with curious looks. When Kiba enquired as to why the baka had to be knocked out she coolly replied: "I think I hurt you enough Kiba-kun. You really should think before you do anything. The consequences might be rather 'painful'." She did rather delight in seeing the boy pale before her. Shino was quiet like usual and he kept to himself a lot. Hinata was just a shy and rather timid girl. The only one who really managed to get on her nerves was the kid who was now pale as a dead corpse and sweating severely. With a dark grin o0n her face she made a Genjutsu around her head giving her eyes a malicious twinkle and a burning anger within them that only Kiba could see.

She just opened her arms and Ranma fell to the floor with a thud. He groggily opened his eyes and said: "Wear some underwear next time you drop me Kurenai-san… THWACK!" A fist on his head sent him back to la-la-land. A vein was throbbing in Kurenai's forehead and she muttered: "Why am I surrounded by perverts? Can't I just live a life without old men or horny teenagers intruding on my privacy?" then she picked Ranma up and went over to Kakashi motioning him to follow her. When she got to a place that was out of hearing range she spoke up: "Kakashi did you know that the Kyuubi took over a few minutes ago? He said that the Kit which probably refers towards Naruto-kun likes me in a certain way." "Yes, I have noticed that the Kyuubi is actively training Naruto. He has a gravitational Jutsu around him according to him. The Kyuubi wants him to be the strongest by some weird sense of humour or something akin to that. I don't know what's up with the fox but it seems like Naruto has accepted the plans the fox has for him. It is that Naruto's dead set on becoming Hokage and still loves the village. Imagine what Naruto could do when he decided that Konoha was ripe for the slaughter and attacked us full force? Even without the power of the Kyuubi the kid's stamina is exceptional. He could be a match for me when he refines his style and by the looks of it his bloodline might make an appearance. I don't know what bloodline it is but I have a certain sneaking suspicion. I never knew what kind of woman could produce such a child like Naruto but then again most women shun me for my hobbies."

Kurenai briefly smiled at the mentioning of hobbies and she thought back to the time where the pervert had actually been knocked into a women's hot spa while numerous women were bathing there including herself. She growled at the memory of the pervert resurfacing from the water and getting the beating of his life. Kakashi just looked at the woman as she clenched her fists.

"Indeed it seems that the Kyuubi is spurring the kid to be more active and ready for a fight to the death. That should be only beneficial for Naruto-kun but have you noticed the look he sometimes gets while he is bickering with either Uchiha-san or Kiba-kun? Those eyes look so sad and angry at the same time. It is almost like he had gone through hell and back without even stopping was sent back to relive it some more and get some souvenirs. Those eyes look so sad when he looks at a couple and I think that while he reads the same dirty magazines he still is a kid." At the mentioning of magazines her face forms an expression of disgust. "I might have been drunk enough when we stayed at your house for the poker game and Anko might have been wrong to drag him into bed but if that kid doesn't have some serious problems, I'm a slut who likes nothing else then to get fucked everywhere."

Seeing Kakashi's shocked look at the normally anti-pervert Yuuhi Kurenai stating that she would be a nymphomaniac slut if his student was completely normal and not messed up in the head. If she resorted to such crude language and that statement she must truly be serious went through the pervert's head and he nodded: "Yes indeed and I think it comes from the training he did with the boy those foreigners have come looking for. The training methods I don't know but I have heard screaming coming from his room. Something about cats was pretty common about the screams as well as several outcries to be released. Whatever the man has done to the kid I know that if I get that man as an enemy once I think I'll even outdo Ibiki."

She gulped as she knew how sadistic the man could be. Morino Ibiki, leader of Konoha's Torture and Interrogation Squad wasn't a man who would be crossed easily. His sadism was infamous amongst the ninja countries. To be threatening someone with becoming even worse then that man was simply inhumane. Whatever that man had done to Naruto apparently affected Kakashi deeply as a single tear slid down from his visible eye: "I heard him cry for his mother once and begging for the pain to stop…He cried out for his father to save him… at the end he even wished to die Kurenai…I don't even know how to describe it. It was so sad that I just stood there frozen." Seeing the man about to break down by even thinking about the memory she offered him a small smile and said: "Kakashi-san. Have you ever tried asking him what has plagued his dreams?" At Kakashi's shaking of his head he hadn't. She sighed and said: "I think is could have a talk with him. I think I can be able to help him over the pain of the memories. I know some things about the human mind through my studies of Genjutsu and thus I think I am capable of making sure that we don't have a depressed Kyuubi carrier against the village. Maybe he is keeping a diary or something like that. It could very well be because I saw Nodoka-san hand him something but I didn't see what it was."

Nodoka sneezed from the place where she sat polishing the blade she was given. She had given the Saotome Honour blade back to Genma who just didn't understand what she had said. All the man was muttering about was his ungrateful son who had run away.

Ranma's POV

He felt it again as he slowly opened his eyes. The anger was there. It was almost as if he were split in several pieces all containing different emotions. One of hatred… One of depression… One of Lust… One of Vengeance… all within him and he didn't know how long they could be within him. His anger and sadness and depression about his pseudo-father… the hatred for the village of Konoha who looked at him like he was the devil incarnate. He knew that the entire village had been alerted by his return to the village. He saw the cold eyes as one of the villagers gazed upon him. It made him angry, vengeful by looking at those accusing eyes accusing him of things that the Kyuubi no Kitsune had done. He knew that he would be killed if they knew he and the Kyuubi were working together now with its power at his disposal. They are a waste of flesh anyways.

He really needed someone who would be there for him. Someone he could take comfort in and could trust with his innermost secrets, who wouldn't talk about them with their neighbors. He knew that finding such a person was hard. A harder task didn't exist to his mind. The perfect mate… one he could trust without treason.

The seal on his stomach flared up unseen and the Kyuubi commented: "Well it seems that the broad took the suggestion well. She is now talking to the Jounin you live with. I think they are talking about a possible madness or ailment you have. It'd be nice if that broad were to come to you in the night and then slowly get out of those constricting clothes which I totally find unnecessary because walking around naked is far more practical to me… Well to continue: She'd strip and lay down to you and then slowly begin to slide her hands over your legs while blowing on the skin with her breath tickling the small hairs you currently have growing there. Then she'd…" Ranma tuned out the fox and began to stir a little. Kakashi looked at the boy and gave a look at Kurenai that stated that this wasn't over yet. Softly he picked up the boy who had managed to make him feel angry at a person. He almost never got angry with someone. Surely if they irritated him he could get a little irritated but he wasn't angry. He had lost his anger when Obito had died.

He felt like he was floating in the air. On closer inspection he smelled the cheap cologne that Kakashi used to 'attract the handsome women to him'. Needless to say it didn't help. It made him stink according to Ranma. His nose was very sensitive and definitively NOT appreciative of the smell the man exuded.

Ranma just opened his eyes fully and took in the facemask and the silver hair. With a small twitch of his eye he got out of his Jounin-sensei's grip and scowled at the man. It wasn't very liked by the Kyuubi carrier that he was carried by a man and not by a woman who had lovely breasts to snuggle onto.

He yawned and said: "I'll head to bed Kakashi-sensei. See you tomorrow!"

With that Ranma shuffled into the tent where Sasuke and Shino were located but was kicked out by the irritated Sasuke who grumbled about idiots not being wanted there. Ranma sighed and went over to Kiba's tent and went inside and looking at the dog gave a small nod with his head and lay down. Soon he fell asleep…Only to wake up as a horrible sound ripped through the air and made shivers go down his spine. He located the source of the noise and decided that if he wasn't going to have much sleep if that thrice-damned Dog lover kept on snoring.

Grumbling he went outside and settled onto a tree branch like he was used to while training with his pseudo father. Actually it had often been a must that he slept high because Genma was quite an unpredictable drunk. He would hit Ranma for no reason at all. Now his rage was only fueled by those incidents and the hatred was building up.

In the meanwhile in Konoha there was a meeting between the Hokage and a certain group of youngsters which all bore several weapons of destruction. One huge umbrella, several chains and a Katana. The old man looked at the trio and the fat older man with curiosity and finally he spoke up: "So you want to be entering the ranks of the Konohagakure Shinobi? I'd normally say that you'd need to be trained in the Ninja academy but in your case I have reviewed your skills and have decided that you rank adequately as Genin. Your teachers have accepted to become your Jounin instructor. All I can say is: Welcome to the Konoha Shinobi, Hibiki Ryoga, Mousse and Kuno Tatewaki." The three didn't even bow but gave nods as their names were being called. A smirk was dancing around their lips.

Exactly thirteen minutes and seven seconds the door open ed again to give entrance to four figures: One old woman who resembled a mummy, a girl with purple hair and a short Chinese dress, a girl wielding a cooking tool and a girl with short black hair. After talking for a few minutes and the Hokage looking bored he spoke up: "Well since you serve a good argument I think I can fit you into the roster of Konohagakure shinobi. I shall list Cologne-san as a Jounin rank shinobi while the rest of you shall be Genin rank. Welcome to the Konoha Shinobi, Shampoo, Kuonji Ukyou and Tendo Akane." The three girls barely acknowledged the old man and each of them was thinking about how they would find their 'beloved' Ranma.

Ranma looked and sighed. The tree was slightly uncomfortable but he could bear with it. It didn't make him anything less then a man. A man with back pains maybe but at least he had a supernatural phenomenon sealed within his stomach that, like he, cared about nothing but killing, the bloodlust was still there. It was only muted by something that was faintly recognized as lust. The lust was overwhelming the bloodlust by being slightly more intense. Still the lust for blood wasn't sated.

It wasn't continuously raging through his body like it did by certain people but it was still there. When given the chance he would slaughter his opponents in ways instructed by Kyuubi. The Kitsune knew how to eradicate his opponent and make it as gory as possible. Ranma couldn't wait until he had an opponent worthy of being executed in such a way but for now he'd settle for the first thing attacking him.

Sorry people but no Sunagakure (Hidden Sand Village) yet. I've been mulling over all this and have concluded that a little training session was in order before they'd reach Konohagakure. The NWC is becoming Shinobi to make things a lot bloodier. Imagine the havoc they could do on houses when provoked. Wonderful damage potential a fight between two Demons has.

Author Troubles

As he sat working on his desk he glanced outside after hearing something that sounded like a cross between a bull and a yeti and he saw a strange creature stand on the grass plains that were outside of his home. The sky was blood red and fire was falling from the sky. Blood red eyes looked at the carnage that his minion had did. After all he was the Demon God of Chaos and commanded most of Hell's minions. To him was supreme power nothing... then he saw an angel appear and send a bolt of lighting at him. All went white to him…

Then I awoke from my dreams by the sounds of something that sounded like some movie I had seen with Bruce Lee in it. I forgot the name of the movie and got out of bed while still wearing only my underwear. I slipped into my comfortable bathrobe and walked outside to see the racket. I blinked and rubbed my eyes at the visual I got: Men and women fighting something that looked to be spawned from some sort of horror movie but were rejected because of the sheer ugliness of the masks and shapes. They were wearing Japanese clothing and I groaned when I saw a tall person standing there while wearing a white jacket over the clothes. I briefly noted that the girl on his shoulders was gone before I felt a similar weight on my shoulders and sighed.

"Hi hentai-san!" I turned towards Yachiru and said: "Hi to you too Yachiru-chan. I trust you are well today?" She giggled at the question and said that she was fine. I looked at the creatures and said: "What are those?" Then I wolf whistled as one of the women lost a part of her uniform revealing that she didn't wear a bra. "You like Rangiku-san?" I turned to her and said: "Why do you ask?" "Well I heard that men do that to women when they feel attraction to one." "How old are you at the moment?" The girl looked at me quizzically and said: "Ken-chan knows how old I am."

I looked at the man who was currently doing nothing but boss his troops around and Yachiru went over to him by just leaping off my shoulder. She talked to him for a few minutes and then jumped back at me. At the moment I wasn't really sure if this was a dream or real but if this was a dream then I'd better look at the women in it. One of the men was bald and irked me the wrong way. He was accompanied by some weird guy with some seriously messed up eyebrows. How anyone could like that was beyond me. I dubbed them Baldy and Peacock as I sighed. Yachiru was back on my shoulders and the weight didn't bother me anymore. She looked kinda cute: "Ken-chan told me that he found me twenty years ago. So that makes me 20."

At that moment I pinched myself. Then looked at the girl and pinched myself again: "You are 20? And look like a child? That's weird…" Then that weird thing had to howl once again and I turned towards it: "SHUT UP YOU DAMNED MOTHERFUCKER! IF I WANTED YOU TO HOWL THEN I'D TELL YOU TO HOWL! HOWL ONE MORE TIME AND I'M GONNA TAKE YACHIRU-CHAN'S SWORD AND STICK IT RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR FUCKING EYES AND THEN DRAG IT DOWNWARDS SLOWLY SO YOU ENJOY ALL THE PAIN THAT COMES FROM IT!"

Then I noticed the damage to the backyard. My precious work all destroyed… My beautiful work victimized by that damn creature. My beautiful place in the shade being destroyed because that damn thing had knocked over the tree that gave the shadows… With a growl I grabbed the girl on my back and then pulled the sword out of the sheath she kept it in. it changed shape to become a katana or something eastern like I didn't pay much attention to that. All I saw was red at my work being destroyed as I planted that tree when I was three and there thought up most of my oh-so-brilliant strategies to get out from the school without getting caught. It was my relaxation spot and a place where I could retire if the sun got too hot. The creature was the only thing that remained in my vision and I called out:

"ANNIHILATE LUCIFER!"

A change of the sword I was holding was apparent and I felt a surge of something flow through me. The fire within me became too much to handle and I saw a version of myself wearing a long cape that seemed to be made from shadows while the claws were razor-sharp. The wings were also large and a dark grin was on m y alternate self's features:

"So you called out for me… How attentive since I have been your inspiration for your time as a writer. Let's beat that fucker together so we can get back to getting that hot chick into bed." I sent a weird glance at the reflection of my inner self and said: "Please do not make any of those comments as I am not actively searching for a girlfriend at the moment." "She won't be a girlfriend." I sighed a sigh of relief. "She will be your fucktoy." My breath hitched in my throat as I looked at my slightly perverted remarks from my internal self. That must be the part of my mother that I inherited. Ah well it didn't matter.

I didn't know what I had done. One moment I was looking at the creature and about to hit it when a beam struck out from Yachiru's sword and struck the thing. It howled in agony as it began to somehow rot as it began to smell bad. I almost threw up from the smell. I felt healthier then I ever had. I noticed that I was still wearing my bathrobe and I colored as I felt the soft material brush my skin. I grabbed the hilt of the sword and then looked at Yachiru and handed her the sword which shrunk back to its original size.

I looked at her with something akin to fascination as she sheathed it. Then a hand landed on my shoulder and I whirled around and laid eyes on the man who was scary enough to make me gulp. He looked at me with his eye boring into mine and a managed a weak grin.

"Good job kid." I looked him in the eye and said: "Thank you…Zaraki Taichou." The man just grinned in his savage way and said: "No need to call me Taichou kiddo. Just call me Kenpachi. Marvelous move you did. It somehow seemed like my Squad was a bunch of sissies who couldn't even handle such a medium-high Hollow. But thanks to Vice-Taichou Matsumoto we managed to keep casualties to a minimum. She shows some guts."

"Along with some nice assets" was a silent murmur of me but nonetheless it was picked up by the Taichou and a hearty laugh echoed through my ruined backyard. My folks weren't going to approve of this. Seeing the entire backyard being destroyed wasn't one thing that I'd like to take the blame of. The pretty woman stepped forth and I could see that either she was wearing an outfit slightly too small for her or that she liked it that way. It automatically regenerated to my great displeasure and thus I had no more chance to look at boobies without getting slapped by the woman.

"Arigato Gozaimasu." She bowed before me and before I knew it I replied in the same language: "Arigato." I bowed while saying that and I explained that immediately by speaking in my native language: "Thanks for trying to at least keep that thing from attacking me. But you ripped up most of the backyard. Would any of you be bothered to try and fix it? I don't think my folks are going to be happy with this?" She gave an almost unnoticeable shrug and I bent my head towards her ear and whispered in there: "If you really want to annoy a man then go and press your breasts into his face. That is sure to either give him a boner or to make him faint like one of my friends did when a girl did that to him." To my great surprise she just giggled instead of being offended. I had expected a whipping with her sword and I stood upright.

"My name is Scheeringa Pieter." "My name is Matsumoto Rangiku, Vice-Taichou of 10th Division. Pleased to meet you." After our introductions they had to leave and Yachiru gave me a small pendant to remember her by. I looked it over and noticed that it was a nice red color. "It's pretty." "Yes I made it myself from the blood of several Shinigami who irritated me." This kid was truly a dear. Killing people just because they irritated her. That's the girl I want to have as my daughter. "See you later Pi-Chan." I almost snorted at the name as it was similar to a certain black pig I use in my stories. Some glowing portal opened again and they all walked through it. Matsumoto-san turned back at me and blew me a kiss.

I stood there unblinking until my parents got home and swore to never tell them about what the hell had caused their back yard to be destroyed. Not that they would have believed me…

I hope that small scene amused you. It is just for your amusement and if you'd like me to stop then say so and I will stop. I think the Author Troubles parts are kinda funny but that's my opinion. Next time: Sunagakure! Fight between Demons!