Infernal Fox

A room full of movement becomes visible and a female steps onto some sort of Platform: "We are here to awaken our Master! Let the Ritual commence!" with that the lights went on and several unclothed nubile girls began to chant in a way that made it seem like something pout of a dream. Suddenly slashes became visible on the bodies of the chanting women as an unearthly being was summoned from the realm where it had lain asleep for over a thousand years. The blood began dripping onto a runic circle made from Demonic Runes which were glowing as the crimson liquid dripped onto them. With the final chant the bodies of the women trying to summon the beast split open and life left them as their Master appeared coming out of the Runic circle: "Who dares to summon Me, the Demon God of Chaos!" the head priestess came forth and said: "Master I am so glad that you are back again from your imprisonment. It has been a pleasure serving you." The Demon God of Chaos looked at her and his leathery wings flapped once while his surprisingly human looking body was clothed in a suit which seemed to reflect nobility. If one not knowing anything about that man stumbled upon the ritual site then they would say that the man looked like Agent Smith from the Matrix. The black hair whipping by an unseen wind was something which couldn't be explained. The crimson eyes hidden by sunglasses were also an indication that this man wasn't anyone but a Demon. "I'd like to say that I don't own anything which is written here in lest I be sued for using it!" with that the Demon God of Chaos looked upon his high priestess and claws grew out of his fingernails as his shoes burst open to reveal clawed feet. With a psychotic look on his face he ripped open the body of his high priestess and the rest of the still living worshippers fled out of fear of being killed. The next day the media would report that the bodies had been ripped open as if they were attacked by a rampaging beast.


Chuunin Exam preparations!


A sigh issued forth from his lips as he looked at her. She seemed to be so calm while lying with him that it looked almost surreal but in his heart he knew that it would be pretty difficult keeping her alive if he attacked the village. He needed to do something that would keep his wives or girlfriends safe. The Kitsune was just one thing that was wrong with it. That thing had tried to rape Kurenai and he had retaliated by ripping the Youkai into shreds. The blood had flown in the air and he had relished in it.

He felt a certain part of him grow as Haku nestled herself against him in her sleep. He didn't mind it and it was actually pretty good to feel it rubbing against her. She just seemed to excite him by just lying against him. He felt his eyes sting once again and a drop of blood began to roll down his cheek as the stinging increased. His blood felt like it was on fire. "What's the big idea?" he asked the Kyuubi sealed within him and got an answer: "Your Kekkai Genkai is awakening Kit. Soon you'll be almost unbeatable if it is enhanced by my power." The Kyuubi said and grinned behind the bars. The power of the Kekkai Genkai that Ranma had had been dormant for some time because of the Kyuubi being sealed within Ranma at the moment of his birth. It had been activated halfway making him able to think up counters for attacks but now, on the world of his birth it had become available to him again. Through his veins the blood of a clan fabled for their eyes was flowing and soon he would awaken the eyes which would cause so much fear.

His hair grew black again and he grew in length as he stumbled out of bed. He dragged himself to the bathroom where he locked himself into the room. He felt the pain in his eyes increase and he let out a startled gasp as his eyes felt like they were on fire. His eyes closed on his command and he felt them burn beneath his eyelids. Blood was streaming from his eyes as they tried to adjust to his changed blood type. The Kyuub I had made him a demon but still his Kekkai Genkai was about to activate due to some amount of blood being left within the body to make sure that it activated. He could feel the blood streaming down his face from his eyes and then he screamed in pure agony as he opened his eyes and looked into a mirror. His entire vision was red from the blood and he could see his pupils changing to become something new. Still the agony remained and the blood continued to pour.

His eyes opened when he heard a piercing scream come from the bathroom or that's where he thought it came from. Throwing off the covers he ran through his room and yanked open the bathroom and faintly heard another scream of pain, this time being that of a man. Before he could get to the bathroom door he saw a flash and black hair accompanying that flash pass by and stand in front of the bathroom door. He looked at Haku who had appeared from an Ice mirror. She looked panicked and spoke to him: "That was Naruto-kun! I heard his scream and know something is wrong." He nodded and rammed his hand into the door which split in the middle by the punch.

When he came into the bathroom still dressed in his sleeping clothes he looked to see a young man of around eighteen stand there looking at his reflection in the mirror. Blood was streaming from his eyes and they seemed to be changing. Cries of pain came from the teenager's lips and Kakashi sympathised with him.

Pain… So much pain in his eyes. He faintly felt that there was someone standing there next to him looking at him and he just closed his eyes while the pain intensified. "This is too much! TOO MUCH!" He sank to his knees as pain wracked his body and blood came out of his eyes flowing faster then before. Blood began to drip on the floor but he paid no heed to it. He started clawing at his face just to get rid of the pain. It hurt so much that it was almost unbearable. The pains made him just want to get rid of the pain and without much effort he cried out once again in agony as his eyes began to change…


"SHUT UP! SOME PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING!" The voice of Tendo Akane was heard from behind the door and the door was knocked down and she walked in without much further ado and summoned up one of those gigantic mallets she uses and walked into the bathroom and pushed Kakashi to the side and then grabbed the handle with both hands and brought down the Mallet right onto Ranma's head with such force he was slammed right through the floor. Then she huffed something about screaming bakas and left the occupants of the apartment in a dazed state.

Ranma groaned as the weight of the mallet was brought upon his head somehow he knew that he should inflict grievous bodily harm on Akane but as of right now he felt like his head was splitting apart so he might want to try and take it easy for some time since his eyes were still killing him by the pain that came from them. They were changing to become something that was almost rejected by his new genetic makeup. But it hurt so much!

He didn't know that he had landed straight on the bed where Nodoka was still blissfully asleep only to be awakened when a guy crashed right on top of her. She opened her eyes and heard a whimper of pain come out from the man's lips and saw the blood dripping out of the eyes and immediately assumed her mother instincts that hadn't been used in some time. "It'll be alright. The pain's going to go away and I'm going to make you all better. What's your name?"

Kakashi dropped down from the hole and said: "That's Naruto. I think that with the activation of his bloodline either a growth spurt was activated or that your ex-husband did something to lock him in a younger form. From what I see now is that the hair is black and that he has muscle mass that exceeds that which he had."

Ranma groaned as the pain began to go away slightly. He felt a lot better then before. Somehow he felt like the worst had been done. Still having his eyes closed he could hear the conversation around him and he spoke up: "Indeed I am Naruto. But this physical change was the one Genma forced upon me. My best guess is that he had sold his son somewhere and couldn't get him back so he just took me when he found me lying somewhere."

Then Ranma opened his eyes and Kakashi went rigid. Three dots were present within a red iris which were slowly spinning and looking into the world with intelligence also seen in the eyes of another possessor of those eyes.


Uchiha Itachi sneezed as he and Kisame were walking towards Konohagakure. "I think that there will be some trouble up ahead Kisame. Let us increase our pace so we don't come in contact with any trouble." With that Itachi's cloak riffled and he was gone. Sighing Kisame knew that there was no arguing with the younger man and just followed him.


Ranma looked at the older man and frowned. Why the hell would that man freeze up when he looked at him. Then it came to him. The pain in his eyes! It must have been the reason why Kakashi froze up. "Kakashi are my eyes all torn up or something? I can see you perfectly but you look like you have seen a ghost or something?"

Kakashi just managed to tear his eyes away from those deadly eyes and said: "Naruto I want you to train with me today. We'll need some time to get you adjusted to the use of your eyes." Ranma looked at him strangely and said: "The bastard Kitsune hasn't done something to my eyes has he? I know he's been urging me to go out or kill someone or find my mate and screw her until she leaves consciousness but I manage to ignore that of him." Kyuubi cut in after that by saying: "I'd rather like to have sex with that woman you are now lying on. She seems to be receptive to your charms Kit. Why not take advantage of that and screw her together with that girl who has a servant of mine within her? It would be a nice threesome."

Ranma flinched visibly and said out loud: "A threesome? How the hell am I supposed to please two women at the same time?" that got the attention of most of the people in both apartments. Haku just flushed and mumbled something about liking Naruto but not to that extent. Not yet anyways. Nodoka just giggled and wrapped her hands around his waist and whispered in his ear: "I'm always there if you need me for some relief. Just tell me and I'll show you some nice techniques to please a woman." Ranma just didn't react and got off the woman and Kyuubi did forcefully take over just to say some things to the woman: "Sure I'd love to fuck you sometime. I'd like to put it right between those lovely tits of yours and then give you a nice…" Ranma took over again and said: "Well as much as I'd like to disagree with the Kitsune I can't say that I haven't been thinking about it. You and Haku possess quite a nice rack if I may be so blunt as to tell you. Haku feels nice when she's in the same bed with you. But now I and Kakashi got to run before miss dyke comes in."

With that Ranma grabbed the man's hand and jumped out of the window just in time to hear the door getting smashed open and a feminine scream to be heard: "DON'T WORRY AUNTIE I'LL COME AND SAVE YOU FROM THOSE MEN!" Ranma sped over the rooftops with the man that was his Jounin-sensei following him. His red eyes spun like mad as he took in the rush of sensations. He felt no drain on his eyes and wondered why. It had hurt the first time and the Kyuubi supplied him with an immediate answer: "Your body is using my Chakra which heals any damage immediately. The pain you felt today was only the beginning of your Kekkai Genkai being unlocked. Now the only thing you need to do is make sure you achieve its highest form and you'll be a worthy container for me."

He sighed as the implications of it sunk in. he didn't really mind the fur ball but when the fox wasn't making its comments he was a lot more at ease then when that thing shut up. He felt it within his eyes that they were being constantly repaired as something was happening with them. The two of them got to an abandoned training field and Ranma let go of Kakashi's arm and said: "I want you to train with me. If you go full out then I shall try to match you."

With that he got into a ready stance and then blasted loose with intense speed. His eyes kept up with the Jounin's movements perfectly and Ranma grinned as his hand became encased in a fiery red malicious Chakra and hit Kakashi's arm which the man had brought up to block the strike and had blocked it just in time. The result of Ranma's fist hitting the arm was audible as the bone cracked marginally. It would have been broken if Kakashi hadn't focused Chakra into his arms then moment he saw the blow coming.

A savage grin came on Ranma's face and he said: "You cannot beat me Kakashi. I am too powerful for you. You shall never defeat me unless I allow it. I have defeated a god with these hands Kakashi. I ripped apart his body and watched as he was reborn. The Kyuubi within me has made its presence known when that happened and for once I agreed, My life there was Hell in its purest form."

With that his speed increased to levels that Kakashi couldn't even keep up with. Dirt was being flung into the air buy the intense speed as suddenly Kakashi ducked beneath a strike being aimed at his right temple. He attacked Ranma with a punch to the gut which was shrugged off by the boy: "Cannot you see my magnificence? I am the perfect warrior. After every blow you lay upon me I heal within a mere second. The blood that flows through my veins gives me control about some things that one could possible hope to achieve within ten lives. Join me and together with the rest of the people loyal to me we shall bring about anew age… an age of bloodshed on a grand scale."

Ranma looked at the man and grinned at kakashi. Suddenly his form blurred and kakashi heard a voice speak into his ear: "Can you even imagine the torture I have undergone at his hands? Would you throw a child into a pit full of cats only to learn some insane technique?" A dark laugh came forth from Ranma's lips and he said: "Feel the fear Kakashi. Feel the terror that is the Kyuubi!" With that he summoned a sword into his hands. It was an ordinary Katana except that it was a blood red colour: "See this and weep Kakashi. This is the manifestation of my blood. Get cut by this and say goodbye to your Chakra and a piece of your soul. This sword is known as the corruptor of souls and only listens to the king of Demons or someone who gains its power through a ritual. One small cut and your mood will darken to see things my way. As darkness shall envelop this world I call out for my brethren which shall raze it to the ground. I, Ranma Kyuubi no Kitsune shall make sure that this shall happen like predicted in the ancient prophecies!"

With that he ran towards Kakashi who just stood there looking at him with the Sharingan uncovered. Ranma's grin split his face and he growled and said: "PREPARE FOR THE DARKNESS!" With that he slashed at Kakashi and the man poofed out into a log. Growling that he had missed, he noticed the man getting away as far as possible. With a furious growl Ranma darted after him letting his human looks dissolve to reveal his true self. With a terrifying howl he ran after the man and his nine tails hit trees as he passed he didn't mind it one thing as he was used to it. When he had come close to Kakashi he jumped at the man with the sword in his hands and managed to cut only a small part of the man's back. Immediately Kakashi groaned as a piece of his soul was lost to darkness. Ranma delighted in having the small piece of Kakashi's soul and he hungered for more.

He slashed once more and felt a piece of the soul being consumed within himself. He grinned and then let the blade disappear. "So do we have an agreement Kakashi?" The man looked worn out by the small cuts on his body and Ranma smirked as he looked tiredly at him and said to Ranma. "Naruto or Ranma. You have let me see the truth. Every cut you make had me realise that I'm still mortal. Before I fashioned myself a shinobi of great renown. Now I realise that my power is useless against you. With the Kyuubi no Kitsune apparently in agreement with you I shall lay down my weapons and swear allegiance to you after Konoha. I swear this on my eternal soul."

Ranma looked at the sweaty man in front of him and somehow he knew that the corruption had taken root within Kakashi. He noticed that the man seemed to be straining from not going into action and remaining calm. "Call me Ranma in private. It is after all the name that I was known by for the majority of my life. My name to the world would be Uzumaki Naruto but to my loved ones it is either Ranma or Ranma Kyuubi no Kitsune." Now let us fight full out barring no moves from each other. I will shift into my eighteen year old form which I have worn for the majority of my life. The fat fool bound that image to me to hide the fact that I am 27. Let us fight."

With that he transformed back to his eighteen year old form and he looked at Kakashi with a maniacal look in his eyes. Blood could be seen trailing down his lip as a fang had poked through. Then the battle was on once again.

Kakashi dodged with all his skill as Ranma delivered attacks that seemed to be blurs to the man. Slowly the fight advanced beyond the clearing that the change within Kakashi had been made and into a training field. The occupants of said training field watched in amazement as the infamous copy-cat Kakashi was pressed to his limits as punches rained at him and attacks were sent at his opponent.

Suddenly Kakashi jumped away and Ranma jus stood there with his Sharingan looking at the man's movements. "Witness my sole original technique!" the occupants of the field looked at the battling pair and Kiba made a remark: "If this is training then I don't want to fight that guy." Kurenai just gave him a glance and said: "If you ever fight Kakashi or that guy then I wish you all the luck in the world. You can't beat them. Hell I can even barely keep up with Kakashi's speed."

Lightning began to crackle around Kakashi's hand and Ranma noticed it was the same attack like Kakashi had use done time before but he couldn't recall where. Lately all that was on his mind was the wonderful figure of Haku-chan and Kurenai's lovely arse… Anko was just a psychopath woman who treated him like a pet. Of course he liked her but that didn't mean that he was in all that pain shit. Tying up people was okay when you were having sex but he wouldn't be the one tied up.

The lightning had converged around Kakashi's hand and aloud chirping sound was heard and Ranma grinned as he heard it. He might be able to evade the attack in time if he used his speed like he normally had even without Kyuubi.

Kakashi ran at him in a straight line with the Sharingan spinning in his eye. Ranma just shrugged a little and then a bright red Chakra began to seep from him as his eyes turned redder then before but it wasn't noticed by everyone watching the fight. All eyes were on Kakashi and his attack.

Ranma let the attack come at him and he let Kakashi hit him with the attack. Kakashi's eyes widened a little but then narrowed again. His hand was sticking right through Ranma's chest and blood began to fall on the grass. Ranma just smiled at the man and said: "Very good Kakashi-sensei. So this is really all your power. Impressive…" With that Ranma slumped over a little and gasped a little as a lung had been pierced.

Blood was coughed up and Ranma grinned at the man: "Seems like you pierced a few things with it Kakashi-sensei." Kakashi seemed to get some emotion within his eyes and he said: "Of curse Naruto. The purpose of the attack is to kill like every Jutsu is."

Hinata fainted at hearing that her crush was the one hanging on his sensei's arm which was sticking through his chest. Kiba gasped and Kurenai paled a little. With a shove Ranma pulled himself off the hand still within his body and he groaned as the skin began to heal itself. "Seems like my healing factor is kicking in once again. Now let's continue."

With that the Sharingan spun harder then before and a red chakra began to form around Ranma's right hand. A chirping sound was heard and suddenly a blood red Chidori sprang to life around Ranma's fist. Ranma ran at Kakashi who stood there looking at the Chidori that had manifested in Ranma's hand and then dodged to the right avoiding getting hit.

A tree was less fortunate as the Chidori impacted with it and the tree lit up in flames after the Chidori had slit it in half. Kurenai stood there gazing in awe as the young man had just managed to copy the attack that his teacher had used. Not only was he a match to Kakashi but she felt something strange go down her spine a chill of sorts that wouldn't go away. She found herself walking towards the man that was designated as Naruto and noted the subtle differences between the blonde kid and this teenager. She knew him from somewhere but couldn't place where she had met him before.

Suddenly it came back to her. He was the strange kid she had fought and felt a strange pull to. She had wondered about for some time and even didn't think of it when she had slept in the same bed as Anko and Naruto. So this was the form that he used only rarely according t the things she knew. But why not stay in this form? He looked so much hotter then in that small form. In this form his muscles were quite yummy if she had to tell someone about how he looked. She felt slightly awkward thinking about it at the time and vowed to talk to Naruto later. This would be investigated.

She quit her musings as Hinata stirred a little and then opened those milky white eyes of hers and looked at her. Kurenai stared back and then bent down and helped the girl up. Kurenai looked at Shino. "Shino would you please go and tell the hospital that they should expect Kakashi to be bright there soon. It appears like those two are going to spar for a while and that Kakashi will be on the losing side. As you have seen Naruto-kun heals fast so he won't need any medical help." Shino nodded and went to the Konoha Hospital in a swirl of bugs.

That done Kurenai resumed looking at the fight and saw that Kakashi was loosing badly. Now the man's lip was split by a lucky blow from Naruto's fist and since they only used fists that meant that there would be no fatalities but if one of them got a hold of a kunai then they might kill each other. No holds barred fights weren't common in Konoha but when they happened they resulted in the death of one of the participants.

Blood was dripping on the ground from wounds caused by Ranma. Kakashi looked to be worn out and tired and as he slowly sank to his knees he thought about how the hell Ranma could have hidden so much power from him. Surely he had the Kyuubi within him and might be merged with it but the only application of that Chakra was when he had done the Chidori. It puzzled him but he resigned himself to think about it later. Now the only thing that would need to be done was recover fast.

The knees hit the floor and Kakashi's silver hair was matted with blood from some head wounds. Then his body fell forward into the dust that flew away from the body as it landed. Ranma sighed as he looked at his bloodied hands. He went over to Kakashi and said. "You fought well Kakashi-sensei. But sometimes the student shall overcome the master."

With that he lifted the body and felt pain surge through his body. Clearly he was worn out from the training. He decided to just go and get Kakashi to the hospital since most of the wounds were internal. That was seen by some odd-looking bruises on his chest and the way that he laid on the ground. Ranma decided that that was the best course of action and thus picked up Kakashi and said: "It was nice seeing you again Kurenai-san, Inuzuka-san, Hyuuga-san. Give my greetings to Aburame-san." With that he disappeared in a swirl of leaves which burned to a crisp once they touched the ground. Kurenai looked at the spot where he had been and sighed. Then she would need to go to Kakashi's house and get her answers there.


Ranma appeared before the front desk of the hospital with a bloody Kakashi being dragged on his back. He put the man own and sad: "My teacher is in dire need of assistance." The desk attendant's eyes widened and he sad: "Alright we'll take care of him. Was he mauled by wild beasts or something?" Ranma looked at the man for a few seconds and said: "When he was training me he was attacked by some unknown Shinobi who wounded him like that. Most of the bruises are of the sparring match." The attendant nodded and Ranma watched as some nurses took away Kakashi to get him back to full health. Ranma just sat there on a chair waiting. He briefly noted that three hours had passed since he had last seen Kakashi. A nurse came out dressed in a normal nurse's outfit. "Your sensei is out of surgery and is now lying in a bed. Would you like me to take you there?" Mysteriously three buttons of her outfit had come loose giving him a good amount of cleavage to view.

Ranma just looked grimly at the woman and she sighed and said: "Well then follow me." He followed her and she took him to a room where Kakashi was being held. The man looked like a mummy because he was wrapped within bandages. Ranma smirked at the man and said: "Seems like I won Kakashi-sensei. Do you think we are all ready for the Chuunin exams?" Kakashi nodded and added: "I think you can even skip the Chuunin Exams and go straight to the Jounin Exams. After all if you managed to beat me, the great Kakashi then you should obviously be ranked as a Jounin of sorts. But alas you need to be ranked Chuunin before you can advance to Jounin."

Ranma looked at the man and said: "I'll see you later. I have a hunch that we both need to be back tonight and I want to ask the Hokage something." With that Ranma was gone form sight and Kakashi just sighed beneath his mask and went to go and read Icha Icha Paradise and letting out a perverted giggle at some times.

Ranma was on his way to the Hokage's office when he suddenly felt the old man's chakra move and he looked to see the old man standing outside near the Hokage monument. Ranma jumped down next to the man and said: "Hokage-san I need to ask you something." The man turned around to look at him and said:"Well what do you require Naruto-kun? Ranma blinked once and said: "You can tell that I'm me?" The Hokage just laughed and said: "It isn't every day that I see an aura as peculiar as yours. You can hide it from many but not from me. It's something that I read when I was a child and ever since I could see the Chakra just like the Hyuuga. I still attribute this technique to be a kinjutsu but so far it has been useful."

Ranma decided just to cut to the chase and said: "Well I think it is time for me to enter the Chuunin exams. From what Kakashi-sense told me in the hospital we are qualified to join the Chuunin exams am I right? "A nod was all the information that he needed and Ranma smiled genuinely at the man and said: "Old man I think you've just saved this entire village from destruction. Originally I was planning on just doing something to kill off this entire village but since then I have reshaped my opinion. You and a few others are the only ones who treat me like a human being. This is why I won't release it into the world by breaking the seal. Be grateful that I like you Hokage-san. Or else you'd have to fight against the Kyuubi no Kitsune and myself, the god slayer."

The old man looked at him sorrowful and said: "Why have you turned out this way?" Ranma got a serious look on his face making him look like Uchiha Itachi and said: "I have been raised by one of the most inhumane scum you could ever meet. Genma is the cause of all of this and I'm going to take a great pleasure in the act of ripping out his spine and then torture him a little bit." Ranma said this all without even a facial muscle twitching and the Hokage knew that he was serious. He sighed and said: "At least promise me that while I'm alive that you'll help defend Konoha against any attack."

Ranma gave a brief nod and said: "Just because you treat me like a normal human being I will grant you this request. The power of the Kyuubi no Kitsune will be Konoha's to use in a battle while you are alive." A terrifying smirk came on Ranma's face as he thought about all the blood he would spill just to sate his bloodlust. His killing intent washed out of him scaring most people in the vicinity. Eyes turned blood red with the Sharingan spinning slowly. The Hokage looked at the Sharingan spinning and let out a small gasp of surprise. This was one thing that he hadn't known about Naruto but after this he would do some research into the genetic structure of Naruto's body. If his suspicions were correct then his father would have to be married to an Uchiha or at least have had a child with one.

Ranma disappeared in a puff of smoke and reappeared where he wanted to get to; just in front of the apartment building he and Kakashi were living in. thinking that it should be prudent to check where the people were he just walked in while scanning everything for an attack. You should be careful in a place where any Shinobi lived.


He noticed one aura that stood out from the rest of them within his own room. He growled in fury as he felt that Akane was there in his room probably looking for evidence to prove that he was a pervert. He was but if that girl found some evidence it would result in Mallet-sama getting summoned again and Akane being pounded into a bloody pulp and then thrown out of the house through the window where she would land in a dumpster.

He opened the door and noticed that it was slightly loose on the hinges. So Akane must have been training with Cologne. She can now pick locks and that's not much of an improvement. He noticed a slight aural disturbance in his room and he wasn't very surprised to see a little cat walk through the door the moment he entered. She must have smelled him on his clothes. Damn Shampoo to hell.

A fiery aura sprang up around him and he grabbed the little cat and said: "Hmm finally a cat comes right to where I want it. I'll be eating cat stew tonight."

Oh look at her as she struggles to get away but I don't relent. It grab her in the neck and then carry her over to a small cage and make certain that she can't escape. Why not make her afraid for her life? It's so much fun to see a girl freaked out because she's thinking I will eat her. Of course it is an idea to just cook her and be done with it. Now to do something to that girl who is still snooping in my room?

I opened the door and saw Akane peeking under my bed. I coughed and she turned around and held up a copy of Icha Icha Paradise: "YOU HENTAI! HOW DARE YOU READ THIS FILTH!"

I briefly considered if I just could throw her out of the window but then ignored that course of action. It would cost too much to have the window repaired. With a small flick of my wrist a kunai whizzed at her and cut her cheek "Listen girl I'll tell this to you one more time: What I do in my spare time is none of your goddamned business. If I want to jerk off as much as I want without stopping then you shall not interfere. And if you hit me with that mallet one more time I'm going to hunt you down and then make sure that you'll die a very painful death."

I felt an aura behind me and said: "Who the hell are you? " I turned to look at the ancient face of Cologne and thankfully I hid my Chakra signature. She would have spotted it a mile away.

"Don't worry youngling I'm not here to cause you any discomfort. We were merely testing our skill at entering without being seen." He just glared at the old woman and said: "Well then I suggest you take that baka onna over there and then leave me alone. I'm expecting company today and I want to make sure that everything is perfect for when he comes back from the hospital."


Ranma POV


At the time I said baka onna Akane manifested a battle aura. It was funny to see her livid once again and I had to suppress the desire to just go and trip out her throat and eat it while she was bleeding to death.

A dangerous Chakra appeared around me and my eyes turned a blood crimson and I said with my voice a few octaves lower: "I wouldn't do that if I were you girl. I killed more then you in my lifetime and I'll make sure that nothing of your body will remain."

When my voice changed a killing intent washed out from me and struck everyone in the room. Cologne stood there rooted in fear thinking about the terror and the magnitude of my aura. I see that she's thinking about how to make me a member of the tribe she's from. If she even tries something like that I'll execute her without many problems on my side.

Grudging Cologne left with Akane in tow. Hey they forgot Shampoo. Well that means that I and Kakashi will eat cat stew tonight. I think I know a pretty good recipe to cook cat.

I began to clean up a little since Akane had knocked over some stuff. When I finally cleaned up most of it I noticed there was a presence close to the door. I went to open it and when I opened it the first thing I saw was black hair. The red eyes that accompanied the hair were also looking good and I felt my body react to her.

Yuuhi Kurenai… The woman who was now standing before my door was dressed in an official Jounin outfit. I grinned as I noticed that there were some places where there were some things tucked in. I opened the door and said: "Please come in Kurenai-san. Kakashi will be here soon I think."

She seated herself on the couch and he sat down next to her. He watched as she fidgeted with something and said: "Naruto-kun please tell me something. How is it that you can change your age at will? I see you sometimes as a little kid then as a teenager. How do you do that? Or does it have to do something with IT?" Ranma briefly considered telling her the truth about him but he knew Shampoo was probably listening to them and would not hesitate to tell her granny about her Airen. He wouldn't like to be dragged away by the amazons.

"Well there is this technique I learned while I was away about someone who can change his size. It really makes an illusion around the body which becomes real. Like a Kage Bunshin but then a little bit more powerful. Think of it as some technique to spy on people. By the way shall we eat cat stew tonight? I found a cat here and have caged it just to make sure it wouldn't escape." He sent a wink at her and whispered in her ear softly: "The cat is a transformed human so don't feel bad. She tormented me before and I'd like to see her sweat a little." Kurenai smiled at him and said: "Well that'd be wonderful. I ate roasted duck once in a restaurant maybe cat stew would taste somewhat like it? Who shall do the skinning?"

Ranma grinned and sad; "I'll do it. Why not give the cat a bath to clean off all the filth that might be on it? I'll heat the water with my chakra." He grinned and went over to the cage and grabbed the cat by the neck and grinned at her. "Time for your nice hot bath kitty."

The door opened and a man stepped through the entrance with some bandages on his body. He looked like he had just walked from hell and back and Ranma greeted him enthusiastically: "Yo Kakashi! Want some cat stew that I'm going to make?"

Said man just looked and sad: "Sure Naruto-kun. Please hurry because I'm hungry. Hospital visits always make me feel hungry afterwards."

Ranma grinned and heated some water. With a hand he motioned for Kakashi to stay in the room and the older man just leaned against a wall. After the water was boiling Ranma poured it over the cat and alas the change began. Kakashi's visible eye widened as he saw the luscious figure of the girl. The fact that she was naked was pleasing to the eye and currently she was staring at Ranma with no amount of anger in her eyes. "You no cook Shampoo! I kill irritating boy!"

Then she withdrew her bonbori from somewhere and swung at Ranma who was prepared for that and was about to dive away but Kakashi blocked the strike and said: "Sorry miss but there shall be no violence here. I don't think you are welcome here anymore since you tried to attack one of my students. This time I will overlook it since you were put in an embarrassing position but the next time you try and attack Naruto you'll be killed by him. I was beaten by him today and I still bear the wounds. Now go to your apartment and get dressed. I don't want to look like some player who invites naked girls into his house just to look at them and then let them leave naked. Out with you!"

With that he grabbed the girl by her waist and lifted her in the air and then motioned for Haku to open the door which she did and with one throw he threw the girl out of the apartment. Kurenai slammed the door shut once Shampoo was outside and had crashed into the wall.

Then she looked at Ranma who was smiling at Kakashi and said: "Thank you Kakashi. It isn't wise to look at her once again though. She has a habit of going through walls just to get to you." Kakashi nodded grimly and said: "Well then Ranma why don't you go cook us something? I am so tired that I just drop on the couch and get some shuteye."

Ranma nodded and went to fix dinner. He looked at the floor for a moment and then went into the bathroom and jumped down. His Sharingan was activated the moment he dropped down and looked around. He saw nobody there yet and he smiled briefly and wandered into the main living area. He saw Nodoka sitting there sipping some tea from a cup while a woman sat next to her that made Ranma's eyebrow become positioned higher then it had before.

Brown eyes, black hair and one hell of a body were the identifying traits of the woman and he momentarily let his composure drop for only a second. He quickly straightened himself and he said: "Hello Nodoka-san, Haku-chan. Might I invite the two of you for dinner in Kakashi's apartment? "

The redheaded woman nodded and Haku just gave him a piercing glance. Ranma swallowed rather audibly and he looked slightly discomforted and said: "Haku-chan… please believe me that I would like it very much if you showed up tonight." A brilliant smile came onto her face and she said: "Just kidding Naruto-kun?" I'd love to show up tonight. Do you need some help with the cooking?"

Ranma just shook his head and said: "Kurenai-san is staying for dinner too so I think it'll be interesting. Kakashi's still recovering from his wounds so he should eat at least as much as possible. See you later Haku-chan, Nodoka-chan."

Nodoka raised one eyebrow and remarked amusedly: "That's the first time he called me Nodoka-chan. Hmm I like it. He can call me that in public too. He makes me feel like some teenager once again even though I'm around thirty-six."

A giggle escaped her mouth and Haku just smiled at the older woman. She really liked Nodoka-san for some reason. She seemed to be a kind lady and seemed to have a profound knowledge of things that she hadn't even dared to think of before she had met the woman.

Ranma just looked at the pots and pans that were filled with food in front of him. While not being a chef he was able to make eatable food. He looked at the pot and then decided that it was finished. He took it off the fire and sniffed the vapours for a moment then decided that it was truly ready.

When he served dinner he saw that the people that were invited to dinner were present and a grin came on his face. He briefly sighed to admire the beauty of the female participants and then wished that he would be able to do some things to them that were usually portrayed in several erotic magazines.

He was radiating such intent that some of his chakra became visible to the naked eye. It looked like there was a shine of chakra covering his body and it made it look like he was some all-powerful god. In reality he was the total opposite of godhoodbut that wasn't relevant at the time.

Ranma looked at Kurenai and said: "Do you like the food? I cooked it all for everyone that eats it in this room. This is my small present to you for believing in me and trusting me and even loving me like I were your own son." That last comment was aimed at Nodoka who beamed with something that could be seen as love and pride.

"I'd be delighted to have such a nice kid like you as a child Naruto-kun." Ranma grinned and said: "Let me put up some barriers and I'll tell, you something Nodoka-chan. I'll tell all of you what really happened to me all that time when I was away from this village."

With that he stood up from the table and walked to the corners of the room. There he began to trace ancient symbols on the walls. His hands turned into claws and he began to access the infernal Chakra of the Kyuubi no Kitsune. Nine tails began to rip through his clothes until they were shredded by the nine tails. The nine tails laid around him and Ranma grinned as he began to chant in Demonic:


Make this room impenetrable for the time I tell my tale

Oh walls take care of my secrets

I, Kyuubi no Kitsune came here to tell a tale of sorrow and horror

Take care of the secrets and I shall make thy fortified

By my will…


With that done he changed totally as his fangs grew larger and poked out of his mouth. His twenty seven year old form looked menacing at first glance. His long black hair was long while it wasn't tied up with a string in a ponytail. "It is done."

With that he stood in the middle of the room and looked directly at the people there and said: "I think it is best for all of you to sit down. Kakashi go and put the table aside. I'm afraid I might not be able to contain my power and accidentally incinerate something that belongs to you."

The older man nodded and put the table aside as well as the chairs. The people that were seated before just sat down on the floor. They were all sharing one thought: "What the hell is he going to tell?"

Ranma motioned for Kakashi to sit down and then said: "Well let me tell you why I sealed this room away from the outside world. I would like to tell you the tale of my life. How I became the person I am now and who is to blame for my mental problems."

Ranma still stood up to his full length and said: "Let me tell you my life story. Let me tell you the story of Ranma Saotome…"


Demon God of Chaos looks up from his grisly work: "Seems that you are here once again lowly mortal. As I said before I don't own anything here so sod off. I want to be left alone with this little woman.." the woman is now screaming as Demon god of Chaos slings her over his shoulder and starts walking away to an altar that was constructed of bones and pieces of flesh.

"Leave a review if you would like to see more of me and my work. I like that." With that Demon god of Chaos begins to softly bash the woman against the altar so a little blood is released from the skull and drips against the altar. Then he drags the woman onto the altar and grins at the spectators. "Seems that this unfortunate soul is about to experience the horror that is my punishment." With no further ado he just rips open the woman's chest and begins to rip out the filth that was within tie while he hears the woman's dieing screams. They are like music to his ears.

"Leave a review!" that is the last thing the spectators hear before they are teleported away to their respective homes.

The next day there is news coverage about a village being sacrificed by some cult.