When Turians meet cultists
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Shanxi- Yuri Cultist World
Shanxi, a shitty shit hole out in the one of the furthest systems of the confederacy of planets, known to be controlled by some crazy psionic warlord who claims to have been around since the 1960s. As you might think most people think he is either insane, a magic hobo, or just have no idea who he is. Yuri holds control over Shanxi, Elysium and Nod all planets in the single system Yuri (he named the system after himself) these planets house bandit hideouts, slavers and Yuri's cultists, and some very unlucky Turians are about to drop in for a visit.
Relay 314
Nihilus watched as his fleet obliterated the Batarian Slaver fleet that had activated the Relay for some unknown reason, likely to find some exotic animals on the other side to hunt and sell. "uh admiral what should we do about the relay?" one of his officers asked, Nihilus thought hard about this and concluded his decision, "call the council and ask them if we should go through to check if there are any threats" He said, "yes sir" replied the officer.
Two hours later the other Side of relay 314
A cult of Yuri fleet was patrolling the edge of the Yuri system when their sensors bleeped and 30 ships appeared on the 4000km away from the fleet. Aboard the flagship of the fleet, a 60km long Premier class Battlecruiser the crew unknowingly were making first contact. "those are some tiny fucking ships" one of the captains mentioned, "sir can we shoot them?" asked the one of the captains, after about a minute of thought the fleet admiral simply said, "fuck if I care". The first salvo was fired. and the admiral watched as the fleet of miniature ships got blown apart, except for that corvette though.
On board of the Turian dreadnaught things were a little different. Nihilus and his crew were reeling, only a moment ago they had their whole fleet and from just one salvo their entire fleet was obliterated. " GET THE OUT OF HERE FOR THE LOVE OF THE SPIRITS GO!" The Admiral shouted. The Crew desperately turned around to the mass relay to escape before the sirens went off again. "THEY FIRED ANOTHER SALVO" one of the officers screamed as the alarms wailed. and with only a moment to spare the ship jumped back into safe turf... With half a dreadnaught. Nihilus got up the communications systems and sent a message to the council about his defeat.
The Cultist fleet oblivious to what they had done were gearing back up to patrol and the battle was put in the log, "Who do you think they were Admiral?", A lieutenant asked. The Admiral had enough on his plate with the 3 day long patrols simply said, "Get the fuck back to work your lazy shit"
Shanxi
Yuri walked down the corridors of his facility. he walked into the room of his greatest project, the mind dominator monoliths. Designed to dominate minds of all sentient beings. Yuri laughed like and laughed as he felt his plans come together, a true psionic empire of his own, safe from the communists, safe of confederate slavers indescribable and eternal. He laughed for another hour and stopped because he got a sore throat.
The Citadel
The councillors looked at each other after listening report by the Turian Admiral Nihilus who was during the report physically shacking adding to the effect of the reports shocking intel. A Fleet of Mega Dreadnaughts that obliterated his whole fleet leaving only the Turian dreadnaught barely working since it was at the back of the fleet. After the report concluded and communications shut of Sparatus spoke up. "Oh spirits please save us…"
Now if you think there aren't enough words or its to short then I agree, I just don't fucking care. So, the citadel now has the extremely bad luck to meet Yuri first. The Citadel is so fucked. Also, the physic mind control stuff is coming in soon so never fear Red alert boner boys!