Infernal Fox

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Chuunin Exam no. 1!

He looked at the women surrounding his bed and he took note of how peaceful they looked as they slept. This was truly something to behold as he recollected how wild the night had been. With his twenty-seven year old body he had a perfect stamina which most guys would kill for, being able to perform the entire night without tiring very much. Kyuubi had made his own comments about different things and for this moment he had listened to them as he brought the women to the highest peaks of pleasure. He looked at the smile that lingered upon Haku's angelic face and he briefly stroked her hair. She had been very accommodating to him last night., even making sure that he was cared for well and had put some of her medical knowledge to good use.

Kurenai had proven that she wasn't a woman who was easily scared or ashamed as she had easily made him feel like someone had taken a bulldozer and rode over his body once she was finished with him. He had healed of course but the fact that she used a kunai to trace lines over his body was a little bit scary. She must have gotten that from her best friend, Anko.

Nodoka was a hell of a lot different. She proved to be the true challenge as she kept on making him perform every time he had gotten into a certain position that she seemed to enjoy. And the fact that the three ladies often gave each other some relief was good too…

Nodoka was too much of a bother really. She had been making him so tired that he eventually just pulled out and then had told her rather forcefully that he'd need some rest or else he might fail the Chuunin exams. Kurenai and Haku snorted and said that he could easily attain the rank of Jounin if he were to take the Jounin test. Although Haku had said that the Kirigakure Jounin test was rather brutal she knew that he could do it. After all it wouldn't be a very good show of power of the carrier of the Kyuubi no Kitsune as well as user of the Demon's power would fail at a simple exam. But still there were rules that would need to be followed and thus he would need to become a Chuunin before he could become a Jounin officially.

Ranma just stretched his limbs a little bit before he realised that the sheets were soaked with bodily fluids. He realised that it would need to be changed and then took a look at Nodoka and saw the content smile on her face and could not help but gently brush her hair and mumble something about her looking cute.

He smiled weakly as she seemed to be peaceful even at a time like this. But at least he had shown the one who had pretended to be his father a small amount of what was fear.

Around him and he got out of bed. Haku lay there slightly out of the bed. She was slightly out of the bed and he gently put her back in the bed.


He stretched once and felt the muscles within his body feel like he had them renewed. He grinned and then said: "Yo Kakashi. How's it going at the moment? Can I help you with that?"

He saw how the man was struggling with the food and then decided to help the guy out a little bit. He knew that Kakashi was a bad cook but at least he could make edible food which would only be lightly burned. He grinned and then looked at the man who just gave a nod and then he slowly began to make some rice with some noodles for the people in the house. Kakashi's attempt at making the same things had resulted in blackened rice and half boiled fish. He began to help out by disposing of the food that was made by the Jounin and then while humming a tune that only he seemed to know he started on boiling some rice. He looked at the rice as it slowly boiled until it was almost finished. He looked at the fish he was preparing and then decided that that was finished and then he looked at Kakashi and said; "I 'm finished. Let's set this on the table."

The table was quickly finished and Ranma sat down just a moment after Kakashi and looked around the room for a small while as if trying to discern whether anyone could overhear them. Then he started on his food. The only sounds at the moment were the sounds of two people eating. When Kakashi swallowed a bit of rice he said: "How was it last night? I heard a loud scream once and it seemed like she was screaming about something."

Ranma lifted an eyebrow and said: "Yeah. That was Haku complaining about the size of me. It seems that I'm rather built in that area." A grin accompanied that statement and Kakashi looked at the young Demon container. Well young in looks at the moment. There was no doubt that Ranma was more powerful then him but there seemed to be some sort of confidence problem Ranma seemed to have. He looked at the blue eyes that peered out into the world and were currently focused on his face. He had opted to forget the facemask for the time being as he was with friends and Ranma, Kurenai and Nodoka and Haku had been one of the few ever to see his face. He looked at the signs of depression or angst feeling but saw none. Did the sex make him happy once again and forget about the small depression he seemed to have suffered from? He looked at the young man with the nine tails still on the ground and he sighed for a moment.

Ranma was feeling some sort of pressure within his eyes. He shifted them into the Sharingan and the pain went away. Immediately the feelings of doubt in his strength surfaced again and he suddenly felt afraid of something. What if he wasn't able to destroy Konoha? Would he be killed or just locked away? Would his girlfriends be killed too? Would they be banned from the village to live as Nukenin?

Those feelings were running through his head and he suddenly felt extremely weary. He might have the blood of the Uchiha flowing through his veins but he wasn't immune to feelings of loathing coming from himself or at least that they would make him feel even worse then before. He looked at the signs that Kakashi might be studying his face but found none. But who was he to know whether the man was looking at him? He was trusting Kakashi to a certain extent and could feel that the younger man seemed to place some trust in him. He looked at the rice in his bowl and then slowly picked on it and then decided to eat some. He grabbed some rice with his chopsticks and brought them to his mouth as if he were about to neat. He looked at the grains of rice and then placed them into his mouth and felt the food be swallowed by his own body. He could feel his eyes burn a little bit and then he looked at the young man and his Sharingan seemed to bore into the dark eye that was visible to him. He looked at the fact that the details seemed to be absorbed into his mind and he suddenly realised what the Sharingan was actively doing all the time: Copying things it saw and would recollect whatever it saw. He looked at the calendar and noticed a date that seemed to be scheduled for a Jounin meeting or something like that. He looked at the surroundings and found himself remembering every minute detail about them.

He grinned for a second and then he looked at Kakashi and said: "Kakashi, could you pleased explain to me what the Sharingan does? I seem to recall everything that I see. And it hurts to have it deactivated." Ranma looked at the Jounin who just stared back at him, breakfast forgotten for the moment. The Jounin seemed to think things over a little bit and then was suddenly distracted as a door opened and a naked Nodoka stepped inside without doing anything to cover herself. How the woman was to get back to her place without being spotted would be her own problem but ifshe asked nicely he would let her borrow some clothing from him.

She looked at him and greeted him rather cheerfully: "Ohayo Ranma-kun!" She just walked over to him and hugged him, pressing her breasts against his back. He looked at her and said; "Did you enjoy it Nodoka-chan?" She nodded and said; "You really were something. I haven't had that much fun in years. Especially the way you used your tongue that time when you were busy with Kurenai-chan. Is Kakashi-san alright?" she looked at the other man currently eating or at least trying to eat as some blood came out of his nose at the graphic tale and the blood seeped into his rice making it red in colour as well as making his blushing face look like it had been through a war and had a busted up nose.

Kakashi grinned and said; "I'm fine Miss Yami. Just make sure that you tell the entire story to me because I'm rather interested in it. So Kurenai did like his presence I take it?" the man got a lecherous grin on his face and Ranma just stared at him and said; "Your rice is getting all bloody so I suggest you either stop thinking about Nodoka who is in all effects my mother or at least my foster mother and get back to eat your rice or at least replacing your rice since the blood is really making it not so nice to look at it. But if you'd give me your bowl of rice with the blood in it then I'll give you mine. It's always nice to taste some blood. Kyuubi and I have a sort of agreement that he occasionally gets to eat something made from human flesh and he doesn't make any distinction between meat or some blood."

The deep voice of Kyuubi echoed within his mind:" I do care whether I get some blood or can just devour a body full of the juicy fluid. Anyways I think it would be good to drink some blood now Kit. You have been experiencing some doubt which is totally illogical as it is seen from my viewpoint. If you would just release me then I assure you we'll wreak so much havoc that none shall be left alive but those who you choose to spare that fate. They'll be crushed by the power you and I possess as we both feel the hatred that fuels our body. The hatred has weakened within you so maybe it is time for a little bit of a memory to spur that hatred once again."

The voice of the Kitsune dimmed and Ranma began to relive his experience with the Neko-ken, he looked around to see scratching cats on his body and he could feel the mental pain as well as the hatred swell up within him he heard his caretaker's voice talk about how lazy his son was to learn that technique and he felt that same anger and hatred for him swell but be repressed.

He looked around in the memory and then decided that this couldn't be changed and just watched as he was almost ripped apart by the cats only to get hauled up and thrown into the dirt where he would lay until the next morning and the training would continue with the cats making his back full of scars as well as some nasty marks where the claws had been left inside the body. He grinned as he saw his father stand above the pit and grin at him for his torture and could faintly hear him mumble that the replacement was good to be surviving this far but that he would break his will soon and then he could finally live off the kid's sweat while he could relax.

Hen felt the anger and something other surge through his body was he wished he would be able to take revenge against the fat bastard who wads probably still sleeping at this time he felt the aura of himself change and turn into a massive wave of heat that hovered around his body heating up the memory and making it unbearable to stay there. He looked with Sharingan eyes at his younger self getting eaten and clawed by the cats and then healing as if by magic but now he knew that the fox was responsible;. He felt such anger for nobody ever interfering and think Genma was actually sincere when he was fat and I was so thin. Damn you Genma! I'll see you rot in hell for that!

The thoughts went through his head as the memory played out and he seemed to have finally learned the Neko-ken and then shredded Genma a little bit. He grinned before trying to make the best of it. Suddenly he was looking at Kakashi again and saw that the man was holding a bloody bowl out to him and Ranma just grabbed his bowl and handed it to the other man and then accepted the bowl offered. The first bite was rather exquisite as the coppery liquid that had been coating the rice was tasted by his taste buds and he could feel the blood that had been on them make him feel the lust for combat once again.

He looked at the man and said: "You blood tastes rather good Kakashi. You taste rather good." With that he devoured the rice and he could feel the stare of the man on him. He looked at Kakashi for a second after he had finished his trice and the man had almost finished the rice he had been handed.

"Tell me about the Sharingan." Ranma spoke with a look at Kakashi who just coughed one time and then started telling the story about the Sharingan: " The Kekkai Genkai called Sharingan is a trait only seen in Uchiha clan members and through an eye transplant in me. The Sharingan can copy Jutsu when activated by just looking at the Jutsu and can track movement to a certain extent that should be able to deal with Taijutsu users. The ultimate form of Sharingan in named the Mangekyo Sharingan and is only attainable by killing your best friend or doing something so horrifying that your head will be in a shock and thus activates the Mangekyo just to make sure that the traumatic experience should be able to be drained away. The reason why you might have a head ache at time can be explained through the fact that you have just started to utilise the Sharingan and it seemed like it has been passively active thus giving you a high learning curve. Just look at the fact that you seem to have picked up quite a few Jutsu from the village I should presume that the Sharingan, while not being seen should be able to have attained the two dots that make seeing movement in advance possible although not utilised." Kakashi took a deep breath after having said that and Ranma just stared with his three dotted Sharingan at the man and waited for him to continue.

"The Uchiha Clan had a major amount of their members within the police force of Konoha until most of them were killed in a Massacre instigated by the heir of the Uchiha called Itachi. Sasuke was the only survivor of that massacre and it is believed that his elder brother spared him because he wanted to have a challenge against Sasuke." Kakashi looked at Ranma and then sighed. Ranma was focused on Nodoka instead and then suddenly Kakashi spotted something odd. The Sharingan seemed to spin at the time he was looking and seemed to gain another form or at least something which could be changing the shape of the pupil or something related to vision. He had often heard Obito complain about his eyes and he thought that it might have been related to the fact that the Sharingan had almost been activated. He sighed once again in memory of his friend and vowed that he would go and visit his memorial stone once again today.

With Ranma it was a little bit different. He was thinking about the Chuunin exam that was to start today and he was anxious to kill and devour. He felt like his blood was urging him on and on to kill, eat and devour human life. He loved the feeling of his blood pounding in his head and to see the fear in his eyes. He was confused by the feelings as he looked at the woman who he had made love to last night. Brutally fucked would he another word but he was polite in female company. He just grinned at her and said: "Nodoka-chan I'm off to participate in the Chuunin Exam. Make sure that you at least try to learn the sword style and I wish you good luck. Kakashi come with me…"

He was about to stand up but a knock on his door was heard and Ranma shifted back into his blonde person with the blue eyes lighting up in a hint of devilish lust for battle. He looked at the door and then opened it to find the avenger and the pink-haired girl look at him. He looked at them and said; "What do you want?" Sasuke just huffed and said: "We are here to get you to the Chuunin exam. So come on dope."

Ranma just scowled and said: "Come inside. Don't mind Kakashi since he's still staring at something." With that he stepped away and went into his room letting the pink-haired fan-girl and the avenger enter the lair of Kakashi and Ranma.

Ranma stepped into the room over some of the discarded clothing and got his shinobi gear. He placed a gentle kiss on Haku and Kurenai's cheek and then said softly: "Would either of you care to wake up?" the women just mumbled about wanting to sleep a little bit more and Ranma shrugged and said; "Your choice." With that he conjured up some water and let it fall down on the bed, soaking the sheets and the two women making them scream from the cold water landing on their skins and making them awake within a second. They both glared at him and Kurenai said grumpily: "What the hell was that for? I liked the bed and I didn't want to wake up so pay for making the two of us wet!"

Ranma evaded three kunai thrown at him by dodging backwards and then he said; "Get your clothes on. The Chuunin exam starts in 50 minutes and I doubt you'd want to be late. I wonder if there are some good preys there, but if I survive this I'll make it up to you big time okay?" Kurenai eeped and Haku just mumbled something about having guard duty or something like that. She looked at him and then went to get into her gear. She would be needed soon.

Within two seconds Ranma was out of the room and in a poof of smoke he appeared right next to Kakashi looking at the stunned visage of Sasuke as he admired the breasts of Nodoka and the horrified visage of Sakura who seemed to find the lack of clothing rather indecent. Ranma just slapped Sasuke to get him out of his daze and then said: "Come on let's go! I'm up to the task and so are you. Stop looking at her breasts and just come with me."

Sasuke got out of his daze and then went with Ranma and Sakura just went with him. Before they got out of the room Nodoka hugged Ranma and said: "Thank you for keeping me entertained last night. I never had so much fun listening to your adventures and afterwards Kakashi-san has been very gentle to me."

He looked at the woman who just winked at him and said: "Do you like what you see? You can touch them if you want." She held her breasts and then pushed them up and Ranma was about to touch them but Sakura interfered by slapping away his hand and giving him a speech about how he shouldn't act like Kakashi to which Ranma replied that he was living with Kakashi and that she had almost killed him one time and had only gotten away with a light cleaning of Kakashi's house instead of being stripped from her Shinobi status and exiled.

The end of the quarrel was introduced by Sasuke who pointed out that they only had five minutes to reach the testing area. A hidden smirk was on his face as he had seen that there were twenty minutes left but the two seemed to have been debating things too much to take much notice of time. He grinned slightly as the two stormed off towards the Chuunin registration building. When the dust cloud cleared he could see that Naruto seemingly hadn't moved and that Sakura was the only one who had moved and that Naruto was calmly sipping a glass of fruit juice and then put the glass down on the table and said: "You really shouldn't have said that Sasuke-kun. I don't think that she'd take it well that she was sent off on a wild goose chase and that she will arrive out of breath only to find that the exam will start in twenty minutes. I kept a good eye on the clock so I should known what time it is. I'm rather punctual instead of him." He points at Kakashi who just grinned lazily from behind his facemask and then decided to poof away leaving Sasuke, Nodoka and Ranma standing there in the room. He looked at Nodoka and said: "Miss Yami try to get to your apartment through the hole. Just get the boards away and you'll be able to drop down into your living room. See you later." With that he motioned to go outside. Sasuke just did the thing he did best. He 'hmed' and then went to follow his blonde team mate. He looked at the streets and then saw that there were more people on their way for the Chuunin Exam. There were people from all the five countries present and Sasuke could feel a thrill go through his blood as he knew he would need to fight them in one part of the exam. He could feel his blood fill with elation as he saw this as a test of skill to prove himself worthy to kill his brother.

When they got to the building he looked at the blonde companion and the pink companion that he had acquired upon becoming a Genin and said. "Let's go inside and see what this exam is about." With that he entered the building and in awe Sakura followed her shining light, her hero while mumbling praises to him.

Ranma just glared at the fan girl and the arrogant bastard for a while before deciding that his time was better spent in something different like doing the exam. He looked around once they came to the second floor and then looked at two Chuunin who were guarding the door to what appeared to be the Chuunin Exam and weren't letting them in. He snorted momentarily seeing through the Genjutsu with ease. He didn't even need to rely on the Sharingan. He looked at the Chuunin and said; "You really think that you could fool me?"

He slammed one fist deep in the Chuunin's gut and then followed up with a kick to the doubled-over Chuunin's chin. He watched as blood began to come out to the man's crushed nose and then he just watched as the other Chuunin stepped into action and then he dodged a kunai aimed for his head. He grinned and then decided that it was time for him to show some skill and then made a small turn around and then grabbed the Chuunin by the head and made a movement like he were about to crush the man's skull. The Chuunin slugged his fist into Ranma's side and Ranma let go and then looked at the man and said: "So you Chuunin do possess at least some amount of skill. I was afraid that you only knew how to do some cheap Genjutsu to hide the floor number from us but I see that you can also fight. But now is not the time. I need to get to the exam so I'll be going." He disappeared in a storm of leaves and the Chuunin looked at one each other and then decided that they better not try to mess with little children going to a Chuunin exam again or they might even be subjected to something worse then that.

Ranma appeared right before the doors that led towards the main examination room and saw Kakashi as well as Nodoka stand there. Nodoka was looking at him with something akin to pride in her eyes and Kakashi was just giving him a lazy loom that stated that all he wanted to do was to get some sleep and be at ease. Ranma stared at Kakashi's eye for some time until he could feel the Chakra of his team-mates behind him. He turned around and came face to face with the avenger himself and the fan girl following him at all times.

Kakashi spoke: "Ah you are all here. To be honest I didn't expect that you would all show up but since you did you can attend this exam. Naruto please stay behind a little bit. I think Miss Yami would like to talk to you." He nodded to the man and then waited patiently for Nodoka to speak.

She looked at him and she could feel her body still being a little bit sore from last night. She looked at Kakashi for a moment before making sure that there would be no interference as she looked at him and said; "Ranma-kun. I would like to offer my honest apology for acting like that in the world I was born. I was too obsessed with thinking that you were my son and would be giving me a grandchild to care for. Ever since you told me that you originated here and are here to do whatever you want I have felt something amiss. Did you know that your rivals as well as your fiancé's are also in this exam? I heard them get in through the window by jumping. That one that gets lost easily was carrying Akane-chan and seemed happy to be around her. She looked more like she was angry at the moment. Please be careful Ranma… I don't want to loose you…" He looked at her with a small tear shining in his eye. He felt rather strange at the moment as he felt that the emotions bottled p within him was trying to overflow his conscious centre. He looked at her and then said; "I don't know how to say this but I'll stay alive so I can care for all of you. If I get to be free of this village then I will make sure that I'll marry each and everyone of you."

He looked at her and his eyes shifted into the red eyes of the Sharingan. He looked at her and said; "That's the promise of a lifetime, Nodoka-chan." he suddenly felt a presence behind him and the Sharingan fizzled out of existence within his eyes. He turned around to come face to face with someone who had a bowl cut and two huge eyebrows and who seemed to be happy. "YOSH! You possess the true power of Youth! Youth is an explosion! A miracle! To make such a promise to such a beautiful lady."

He looked at the one clothed in a green jumpsuit and then said: "Lee? Are you here to take the Chuunin Exam too?" He looked at the enthusiastic boy and then remembered to keep his emotions hidden by masking them within some of the creases in his face. He looked at the small team-mate of Lee and then at the one with the pale eyes. He briefly wondered how well they would take to Gai's speeches and he watched as Lee babbled about how it was an honour to meet with him again and that they should spar some time after the exam. "Lee? Is Gai-sensei in good health?"

Immediately he felt a presence behind him and he gave an elbow at the person who appeared right behind him and Gai doubled over as he felt the elbow connect with the muscles in his stomach and was caught unprepared although he had experienced it once before. He looked at the strange blonde with the Kyuubi sealed inside of him and just said: "Ooffff…"

He seemed to make some effort on trying to regain the use of his breathing facilities but somehow it failed. He looked at the blonde and said; "I'm fine… or at least I was before your flames of Youth caught me unaware. An EXPLOSION OF YOUTH!"

Gai and Lee looked at each other and Lee got tears in his eyes… "Gai-sensei…" Gai looked at his student and said: "Lee…" a scene with a flowery background appears behind them and makes a sound like they were in a flowery garden with birds humming strange songs.

"Gai-sensei…" Lee speaks once again and the tears are streaming down his face. Gai looks at his student and says: " Lee…" the background shifts once again becoming a sea and sea sounds are coming form the background where Ranma was standing with the pale eyes and the bun girl. Ranma is having a massive sweat drop grow on the back of his head and Tenten just sighs and Neji just looks stoic at the sight of his sensei and his team-mate. It didn't bother him all that much to see them hug like that.

"GAI-SENSEI!" Lee shouts and hugs Gai with his arms touching the man's jumpsuit and Gai just shouts: "LEE!" and hugs his student with his hands gently cradling the boy's suit and body. By now Ranma's sweat drop appears to be bigger then his head and Tenten is just busy with trying to forget that this scene is even being acted out at this moment while Neji had just turned around with the excuse that he had something in his eyes…

Ranma watched the scene between student and teacher play out and then decided that it was good that he hadn't gotten such a weird teacher. Although it would be fun to see that happening to Sasuke.

He looked at the scene as shouts of: "LEE!" and "GAI-SENSEI!" rang through the room. He sighed for a bit and then said; "I'll see you later Lee. I got to meet up with my team once again…" he looked at Nodoka and said; " I'll see you whenever I got some spare time Nodoka-chan. Keep the bed warm for me…" with a lewd grin on his face he looked at her and Gai momentarily pulled away from his student and shouted: " THAT IS THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH! TO SEDUCE OLDER WOMEN!"

Ranma and Nodoka both got a massive sweat drop on the back of their heads and one thought went through their minds at the same time: Damn… I hope that I don't get into a relationship with him. I don't want to be near the guy for too long…he looked at the people still looking at the pair and then he just decided that he would just go away and get to the exam.

He left Nodoka there after planting a small kiss on her cheek and then saying his goodbyes and telling her that he'd take a souvenir with him when he returned. He looked at the door and then opened it and saw Sasuke and Sakura standing there talking to a guy who had silver hair. He looked suspicious to his senses and smelled kinda like a snake. He dismissed it and then decided to just sit down.

He saw that there was a bandaged up kid with some guy wearing the silliest outfit he had ever seen and a girl who had long black hair standing near each other and apparently took offence to the fact that the silver haired guy had insulted their village or something like that.

The bandaged one tried to punch the silver haired dude but it missed and the silver haired one fell to the ground with the glasses that were on his nose, having cracked due to something. Ranma just looked passively at the situation and then he just shrugged and just went to wait for the examiners to arrive.

He was fairly bored until a guy wearing a coat and being fairly tall entered the room with a poof of smoke and then shouted for them to keep silent. He looked at the rest o the examiners while the guy had introduced himself as Morine Ibiki and had said that he would lead this exam and then began to set rules that included that there was a ten points system and that for every question that was answered wrongly that there would be a point deducted from their points. Then he told them that the teams would fail if they lost ten points altogether. He also explained that none must be caught Cheating or they would be instantly banned form the rest of the Chuunin exams. And finally he began to announce that he would be looking through their sheets of paper to try and see who had answered a question correctly.

Ranma was just busy with thinking about the things he could do with the paper. It could be used to make paper cuts on people that would make them bleed. He was kind of thirsty at the time and he would like nothing more then to lick off the blood of smooth skin. He looked at the paper and noticed the questions seeming to be easy to answer if he used some cheating methods.

"Mortals always think up such foolish questions. Let me take over for a moment. I'll answer them since I know pretty much of the Shinobi lore. After all I DID roam this land in human form for some time before I went on my annual rampage." The massive Demon Fox chuckled about the things it remembered that he had done and then decided that it would be a good thing to hide his eyes from view since to would nonetheless cause many questions if they were to turn blood red during the examination. But he couldn't find any clothing or something else which to cover up his eyes and he just glared at his paper and then just let his body be taken over by the Kyuubi whose answers appeared on the paper as if they were burned onto it. He looked at the examiner called Ibiki and said, with his eyes still a bloody red: "What can you do once you have finished the questions?"

Ibiki looked up at the strange blonde Kyuubi carrying kid and then noticed the red eyes and said; "You can go and laze around for a little bit until the rest of you worthless maggots finish up with the questions." The red eyes were really disturbing if one didn't know what they belonged to. He still remembered the night that the massive Demon Fox attacked Konoha. He could still hear the screams of the people who died under the Fox's onslaught and he remembered with vivid detail the way the fox had crumpled when its soul had been transferred into the boy's body.

Ranma just looked at the man and then decided that something had to be done about the man. With a small hand gesture he silenced any question that might be asked and said: "Alright then Morino-san. I'll go and relax a little bit by watching all the pretty women in the room…"


Kurenai sat down opposite of Kakashi and Asuma and Gai and looked at the latter as he sported tear marks on his face: "Why did you call us here Asuma?" the man looked at her and said; "Is something the matter Kurenai? You look rather ill." She winced once as she remembered that it had been fun at the time but she was not going to let something like last night happen anytime soon. She would need to recover a little bit before she attempted anything like that ever again. "I'm fine. Just a little bit sore. Why didn't you leave me some breakfast you bastard! You left me to make my own breakfast! And I just want to say that you are out of rice for the moment." She looked at Kakashi with her red eyes zooming in dangerously on his face. He didn't even look at her for a moment and then said: "So it must have been nice last night…" Kurenai's eye twitched and a dangerous maelstrom of Chakra began to grow around her. She was tempted to just use a Genjutsu on him and make sure he died out of fright from it.

Both Asuma and Gai were stunned. Kurenai and Kakashi had done it together? That was one of the most startling discoveries to be made. The reactions were varied: "MY ETERNAL RIVAL HAS BEATEN ME IN THAT STRETCH! NOOO!" Gai's reaction was loud while Asuma's cigarette just dropped from his mouth and then fell onto his lap. He had made it no secret that he fancied Kurenai and here goes Kakashi and take her away.

Kurenai's eye twitched and she whacked Gai on his head to shut him up. His wailing was getting distracting so she had shut him up. She looked at the still men and said; "Kakashi isn't the one I call my boyfriend. Well let's describe him: he's cute, funny and knows how to please a woman. And he's also older then me but not as old as the Hokage. And he's made me feel like hell… And he lives with Kakashi and the Kyuubi's container."


He looked at the interrogator as he made a final speech and then a few teams decided to leave and then Ibiki spoken up again: "Congratulations on staying. The second test will commence in a bit if…" he was interrupted by an outcry of: "PET!" and a Tokubetsu Jounin flying through the air to hug Ranma, rubbing her generous bust against him and generally making all the men in the room envious of him.

"Anko get off of him… He isn't your pet and I don't want you to go cause another scene like you did a few weeks ago…" She just gave him a look and pouted: "But I missed him so much. All I want to do right now is to cuddle with him Ibiki-kun." She looked at the man with cute eyes that seemed to be filling to the brim with tears but the effect was lost upon the man who just shrugged and said; "Do what you get paid for."

She grinned and then slowly started to untie the nettings from her body. Ibiki coloured and said: "Don't do that! I know you were in that branch one time ago but don't do it here. You are here to give these idiots their exam and do it now!" she pouted once again but gave Ranma a quick hug and then said; "I'll see you later, my precious pet." With that she appeared in front of the classroom and said: "Everyone follow me! The name is Mitarashi Anko but you can call me Mistress! Follow me to the second test." With that she waited for the Genin to stand up.

Ranma felt the presence of the interrogator behind him and he felt the man's hand rest on his shoulder and heard the man speak: "You stay behind a little bit."

Ranma just looked at the man and said; "As long as you don't want me to stay so you can perform tortures on my body that will render me insane enough to kill everyone present then its fine with me." He grinned in a manner reminiscent of a certain nukenin with a long tongue whose presence could be felt in the room, but only by those with extremely fine-tuned chakra senses or just simply that none of the people at the moment could sense it. Only the Hokage could pick up on it if he were in the same room.

He waited patiently until the Genin had left the room and he was scowled at by Akane and Ryouga made a small comment about how runts like him should be killed lest they make the entire world weaker by their presence and that none of his calibre could ever defeat the great Hibiki Ryouga and then he stared at the man and said; "Alright what do you want with me?" Ibiki looked at him and said; "I saw your eyes, boy. They were the eyes of IT. I can never forget how much pain that thing has caused this village so I'm going to send for Hokage-sama and he'll decide your fate." He waved to one of the Chuunin and the man was off only to find that the Hokage was already standing in front of the door with a smile on his face. He came inside and then looked at Ranma and said: "Ahh Naruto-kun. How glad I am to see that you've made it past the first exam. Ibiki why are you detaining him? I checked on the exam and there wasn't a single thing I could find about the boy's spying technique."

Ibiki's face lost its look and he said; "But Hokage-sama he used that Thing's eyes. This might be a sign of it pos…" The Sandaime Hokage cut the man off and said; "Don't worry about it Ibiki-kun. Naruto-kun knows a technique that lends him the senses of the beast within him so that he can gather information better. Isn't that right Naruto?"

Ranma just nodded and knew that he would have to come up with a decent explanation: "I won't tell you how the technique works in case you might want to copy it but I'll tell you that everything I see will be recorded. It's kind of like my Kekkai Genkai." with that he activated his Sharingan and then stared into Ibiki's eyes with the Sharingan spinning a little bit at a slow pace.

Ranma grinned and said: "It's easy to see the answers once you have the way they write it combined with the visual abilities of the Kyuubi as well as the hearing ability of it. Although I would like it if you stopped pacing so hard. It hurts my ears, you see." With that he looked at Sarutobi and said; "Hokage-Jiisan could you please bring me to the testing area for the second one? I don't think I know where it is… Anko-chan took off without telling me where she was going to. And please give Kurenai-chan this…" with that he pulled out a small bottle of something that was soothing for muscles and other ailments that were sustained by intense training.

He handed it to the old man and then he looked at Ibiki and said; "I think my presence is no longer required here so lead along Hokage-san and I'll follow." Ibiki gave a look at the Hokage that seemed to be one of the looks that said that he wanted to speak to the man later and the Hokage just nodded and then the Hokage went to the door and began to lead Ranma through the city and Ranma just followed the Hokage at a fast pace through the city and they met up with Anko near the gates of Area 44 where the second exam would be held. Anko squealed once she saw her pet return to her and he just indulged within the sweetness of her breasts pressing against his head. He really enjoyed their little meetings because he always could be snuggling up to her breasts at any opportunity when he wanted to cuddle with her. He could already feel the envious glares of the other males present fixated on him while Anko started talking about how she was going to let him experience her room at night with the inclusion of some acts that had him blushing quite a bit as she mentioned the casually.

Then it was time for the second exam and he was anxious to shed the blood of his enemies.


A chapter made for my birthday which is today! ( 5th of December...)I am turning eighteen today and am very happy! And I'm thinking of getting drunk or something so I don't have to go to school tomorrow but I think I need to go to school or my mom will get mad at me.

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