When You Mix Snacky Cakes with Computers
By I-am-E.L.F
Stan awoke early on Sunday morning to the wet tongue of his dog, Sparky. The time: 7:00, the sky: pink and orange, the ground: full of snow.
"Morning, Sparky," said Stan, finally awake. He got out of bed and put on some clothes. He rushed downstairs to the smell of Pop-Tarts, fresh from the toaster.
"Morning, Stanley," said Sharon. "Did you get a good night's rest?"
"Yeah," replied Stan. "But I had this weird dream last night. I was being attacked by Cartman…with a (bleep) marshmallow!"
"Language!" snapped Sharon. "Now, do you have your things packed for camp?"
"It'sh so shtupid!" said Shelly, lisping because of her braces. "Why are you going to a baby camp anyway?"
"It's not a baby camp! It's a Canadian-American Terrance and Philip fan camp!" argued Stan. "Besides, all my friends will be there."
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Later that day, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Wendy, Bebe, Butters, and numerous other kids were at the bus stop, waiting for the camp bus to come.
"Now, hon," said Lianne, "Do you have your clothes?"
"Yes, mom," said Cartman.
"And your toothbrush?"
"Yes."
"And your husky bathing suit?"
"GODDAMMIT, MON, Leave me alone!" squealed Cartman.
"Goodbye, kids!" said Sheila. "Have fun!"
"Bye, ma!" said Kyle, waving from inside the bus.
The big red bus started up, then left the bus stop. Everyone's parents were waving until you couldn't see them anymore.
"So," said Kyle to Stan. "Whadd'ya bring?"
"I brought Snacky Cakes, Veal Roll-ups, Zoop Cola, Cheezah Poofs…" rambled Cartman, rummaging through his backpack of food.
"I didn't bring anything except a (bleep)-ing backpack and some other crap," muffled Kenny.
"I brought my compass, my GamePerson, a watch, my insulin, and some extra clothes," said Kyle (remember—Kyle is a diabetic—episode 406: Cherokee Hair Tampons.)
"I brought some food, water, clothes, my Terrance and Philip action farting figures, and a couple of "Terrence and Philip Action Comics" one through 15!" said Stan.
"I can't wait to get to camp!" said Wendy. "It's gonna be so much fun."
The bus stopped at the entrance to the camp.
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"Okay, little buddies!" said a Canadian counselor. "Everyone circle around me, and listen to your cabin groups. Cabin 1 is Token W., Lyla B., Clyde D., Kelly R., Philip P., Craig G., and… you in the wheelchair, what's your name?"
"TIMMAY! LIB-A-LAH!"
"Timmy Libalah," said the counselor, misunderstanding poor Timmy. "OK, guys, Cabin 2 is Stan M., Eric C., Kenny M., Wendy T., Leopold S., Bebe S., and Kyle B.
"Cabin 3…"
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The next day, everyone at Cabin 2 was lounging around. Stan and Wendy were staring up at the partly-cloudy sky, Kyle and Kenny were playing the GamePerson, Cartman was eating one of his many boxes of food, Bebe was writing a letter home, and Butters was looking at a cute little squirrel.
Then, Stan saw some black clouds coming towards the camp.
"What the hell is that?" asked Wendy.
"I don't know," said Stan. "But we'd better get out of here!" Stan grabbed Wendy and they ran to the cabin, as well as Butters, and they locked the door.
"Where's our counselor?" asked Kyle.
"(I wanna go home!)" muffled Kenny.
CRASH!
The seven of them went outside. The ground was covered in three feet of snow and ice.
Then, there were seven glowing dots coming out of the ground; each one a different color. The seven kids grabbed the dots and they turned into little hi-tech gadgets.
Then, their backpacks flew out onto the ground. Everyone picked up theirs just as a green spiral came out of the sky and sucked up the seven kids. The sky then cleared up and the sun was shining. What happened?