This here is just something I thought of at random. I'll include both songs and random events here (neither of which will I own anything from, unless I state otherwise). Most of the chapters I'll include things my friends and I use all the time.
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First Chapter: Limbo Rock!
This song belongs to Chubby Checker, I'm just using it for this story.
Sora, Riku, and Kairi sat on the beach of Destiny Islands. They were freakishly bored, so Riku left to get something fun.
"I'm gonna go get something fun," Riku said.
"We heard you the first 28 times," Sora replied.
"...I'm gonna go get something fun," Riku said again.
"Shut up!" Kairi yelled, effectively kicking off Riku's head.
"AAAHH!" Sora screamed. "You killed Riku!"
"She did what now!" Riku asked.
"I killed you! Wah, please forgive me wah wah wah!" Kairi yelled hugging Riku.
"Umm...okay..." Riku said. "Anyway, I'm sure you met my robot. It had a built in voice recorder, and I hauled it in when you weren't looking. I can't believe you guys fell for it!"
"Shut up," Sora plainly said.
"Fine, don't have a sense of humor," Riku mumbled. "I got this tape and a player, and I found some weird limbo crap lying around. And I have this sheet music and a mike."
"What're you gonna do with a cake and a mayor, some weird limbo map, and st music and a spike?" Kairi asked.
"Ooookkaaaayyy," Sora said slowly. "What's the tape's name?"
"Limbo Rock," Riku said. "Some weird thing my mom and dad used to listen to."
"Well, let's try to make the most of it," Sora said. "I'll dance with Kairi, Riku, you sing."
"WHAT! Are you insane? I sound nothing like Chubby Checker!"
"So?"
"...fine."
They played the opening music. Riku sang, and despite what he said, he sounded a lot like Chubby Checker!
Key: This is the singing done by Riku
This is the dancing done by Sora and Kairi
Every limbo boy and girl
Sora and Kairi take hands
All around the limbo world
Gonna do the limbo rock
They start dancing of their own accord.
All around the limbo clock
Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
Sora goes under the limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock
All three kids clap
Limbo lower now
Limbo lower now
Kairi lowers the stick
How low can you go?
Sora goes under limbo stick again.
First you spread your limbo feet
Then you move to limbo beat
Limbo ankolimboneee,
Bend back like a limbo tree
Sora and Kairi do what Riku says this part.
Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
Sora goes under stick a third time
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock
la la la etc
Get yourself a limbo girl
Sora turns to Kairi
Give that chic a limbo whirl
Sora spins Kairi on her heels
There's a limbo moon above
Saix appears and illuminates the moon
You will fall in limbo love
Sora and Kairi embrace
Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
Sora YET AGAIN goes under limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock
Don't move that limbo bar
You'll be a limbo star
How low can you go?
Sora bends down LOW!
Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick,
Do the limbo rock (hey, hey)
Do the limbo rock (repeat multiple times)
Song end. Performance rating: 7
"Where did that come from?" Sora asked.
"Where did what?" asked Kairi.
"The whole "song end" thing."
"Author's note," Riku answered. "Let's go home."
The trio start walking home, then suddenly Kairi says:
"Y'know, Riku never did answer my question about the cake and the mayor, some weird limbo map, and the st music and a spike."
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Ha ha, I tried to make that random. But I'm the serious type, so that's really hard. Anyway, give me ideas? Anybody? No takers?