...This is sooooo short i know but this is all i could think of!...
You heard the sound of Jaded by Mest filling the room as you got up and sat on the couch. You started singing with the familiar tune while you waited for Jade to wake up,"
"I'm Jaded, stupid and reckless, not sorry, and I'll never forget these years..." you sang as your voice flowed with the song. You then heard a rustling as you heard Jade wake up.
"Morning, star shine, the earth says hello!" you greeted.
"What?" he moaned as he fell off the bed. You winced as he hit the floor, taking all the blankets with him.
Then he instantly stood up only wearing boxers. You smiled and said sarcastically, "Real sexy, hun. Need some help with that?"
He looked at you confused then looked down and said, "Oh jeez!" as he grabbed a blanket and covered up his "morning wood".
"Shockingly, I'm getting used to the fact that you are only a man. And it happens but realistically, it could be happening less," you said a little arrogant.
The Jade got an attitude and said, "Well, it could be happening less if you'd stop being so stubborn," then he stopped and said, "Wait, I didn't mean that. Jess-"
You glared at him and said, "So I'm stubborn huh? You're damn straight I am. Say that again and we'll see how much of me you'll be getting," you said as you walked out the room.
Harsh, you know but, for some reason after last night, you were feeling cranky. You walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. You had blackheads everywhere. "Oh god, not again. I thought I got rid of them this time," you said as you washed your face.
You then noticed a little stain on your pants. "Oh, hell no. Not today!" you turned around and looked at the calendar. "That time of month again!" you screamed louder than you meant to.
"Jade, I think there might be-" you walked into the room to see Jade looking at the blood-soaked sheets. You looked down because you were embarrassed. As you looked at him, he gave you the one raised eyebrow look, which wasn't a good sign.
"I'm sorry, I didn't look at the date today," you said not looking him in the eye. He sighed and walked over to you and hugged you and said, "It's okay. You're only a girl, after all. This happens to girls. Embrace it," you smiled at him before he added, "Plus, it gives you a damn good reason for snapping at me this morning!"
You looked down ashamed for bitching at him. In a way, he had a right to what he said after you judged his male behavior. "I'm sorry, you're going to have to learn to handle my bitchiness. It's all part of a relationship right?"
"Of course," he said confidently.
You then went and changed out of your icky clothes and into some fresh ones. You then stepped into the hall and saw Davey and Shaquell peeking out into the hallway. You eyed them suspiciously as they peeped in and out. You then walked into their room and asked, "What are you guys doing?"
They looked at each other oddly as Shaquell says, "We were seeing if you and Jade were fighting, we hear everything, you know?"
You sighed and informed them, "Let's just say I woke up this morning with a little bit more than I expected and it caused a little after effect but everything is okay now."
Shaquell nodded like she understood but Davey sat there clueless. "What?" he mouthed to Shaquell after you turned around. She then whispered in his ear what happened.
"Oh, haha. I see. Women are such an interesting topic," he said, then yawned and said, "I think I'll pass on the lecture of womanhood, thanks," before going back to sleep.
You shook your head as you walked downstairs. You grabbed a bowel and poured yourself some cereal. As you poured the milk in, you dipped your spoon in and out several times to make sure the cereal was in the milk.
"Why do you eat apple jacks when they don't taste like apple?" asked Jade as he sat down at the counter in front of you.
You glared at him and said, "Because, I just do. Okay?"
He made a cat sound and hissed as he clawed his hands around. You sighed and said, "Sorry. I'm just agitated this morning is all. I hate when I'm like this,"
He smiled and said, "It's okay. Really, its fine with me. I just love to see you mad. You're so damn cute when you're angry!"
You still glared. He then climbed over the counter and kissed you on the lips and said, "I love you. Don't you ever forget that."