Pichu and Random People
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I may be asleep but I will still do strangle you!
Chapter 1
While roaming the countryside for any random thing to polvault into. Pichu tried to polvault over Hyrule Castle when Pichu accidentally flew into a flipper and was tossed into peach's castle and impaled himself on the west wing and ended up a bloody pulp. Then hours later Link came by, noticed the impaled Pichu, gave him a nearly suffocated fairy, revived the impaled pokemon, and sprang back to life and wanted to do it again but didn't know where he was.
"Where am I?" asked Pichu
"I don't even know where the hell I am." said Link that was just noticing a sexy hooded figure and left Pichu to fend for himself.
"Hey why are you leaving me!" yelled Pichu just now standing up from his impalement.
"Hey sexy person" said Link walking up to the hooded figure.
"Hi" said the hooded figure now staring at Link with discomfort.
"OH MAN! Your not a sexy woman, you're a man!" said Link now noticing that it is Roy that just learned how to speak English.
"How could you mistake me for a woman!" shouted Roy then saying something in japenese.
"Hey you stupid bastard I am still here and where the hell am I anyway!" shouted Pichu sounding pissed off.
"Ohhhh…. Ummmmmmmm…… I kind of forgot that you were here." said Link feeling ashamed and a bit hungry for some crappy fast food somewhere near by.
"Hey! Pichu you're at Peach's Castle and where are you going?" said Roy.
"Thanks for telling me where I am, and I'm heading to Hyrule Castle because I left my stuff there when I polvaulted into that flipper that mysterally appeared in my path" said
Pichu also feeling a bit hungry for some crappy fast food place near by.
"No problem, and I don't where Hyrule Castle is sorry." said Roy, just now noticing that Link was checking him out.
"How about you Link, do you know where Hyrule Castle is?" asked Pichu just noticing that Roy was checking him out.
"No I don't know where Hyrule Castle is because I'm lost." said Link dragging Roy away to some place unknown.
"Ohhhhhh…… well then I'm off" said Pichu walking in a random direction.
"Well then good bye Pichu and may our paths never cross again." Said Link still dragging Roy away.
"Bye." said Pichu.
"Hey where the hell are you taking me!" said Roy struggling to break free of Links grasp.
"To a place far away where nobody can find us." said Link winking at Roy.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" shrieked Roy.
Well that it that was my first Fan Fiction ever. Next chapter will Pichu ever find his way back to Hyrule Castle? Nobody knows not even me.