Thank you so much to the ppl who review! Thank you Denisen and Silent Kunoichi aka Fiona McKinnon! Well now back to make the story!

Chapter 1: Oh there no place like Texas!

"Al' right folks!" the blonde said with a broken voice and the smell of liquior to his mouth. He was terrorizing the towns bank, and it seems that if you were to move you'd get hit with his revolver in one shot(sorry I dont know much about guns so if ppl will help me out with the kinds of guns they used back then, Ill be grateful)."Now..if you would please get me to the bank misser, I'll promise I wont-" then a sound of a knife was thrust into the towns bank and hit the wall were the thief was. "...I wouldnt do that, would I, partner?" the man said in a angry yet calm tone. The blonde whispered with amusement in his voice,"Well well well if it isnt the Sheriff of Austin is here." he laughed madly and brought his revolver up to hit the sheriff but then another knife was thrown and hit the blond's hand. He screamed angry "What the hell did you do?" he lunged for the man forgetting about the money and pulled out his own knife to attack with. But then the mysterious sheriff got out his shotgun and triggered it into the man's stomach. Lots of guts and blood came out him, and soon the smell of rusted silver came from the blood. At first it seemed as if many of the townsfolk were afraid to talk but then..

"Hooray for sheriff Haruno!" the people scream and cheered as he left for replied,"Just doin my job folks." and left.

Meanwhile...

The sand was hot and spraying everwhere as a pair of boots thumped on the ground and spurs clinked the hard rock sand. "Are ya' sure this the place were lookin for, Orochimaru?" a silver man said as they reached the place of happy yells and whistles. The snake like man grinned evilly and replied with a mocking tone, "Yess...this is the place were we be sure that the greatest shooter will die Kabuto" and with that the long hair man and the silver pony tailed guy walked into Austin, Texas.

Back at Austin...

"Im home!" Haruno said gladly going into his cabin and sniffing the smell of garlic bread and turkey and feeling the smooth glass-like marble floor. Then a flash of pink had peeped from the kitchen and ran happily into the rough yet gentle arms of the sheriff. "Pappa!" the cherry haired girl squaled as she embaced him like a little girl. "Hows my little Sakura" he chuckled as he pat her hair and looked into her jade eyes and let go. "Nothin much pops, just shooting the beer-" "BEER NOOOO!" Haruno cried as anime tears flooded his grey eyes and Sakura just sweatdropped. "No pops EMPTY beer bottles and readin" she said and hugged him again with glee. Haruno laughed and patted her head again "Good but..why is there somethin burning?" he said with a amused voice. Sakura's eyes widen and ran away from her Pops screaming, "AHHHH NO THE FOOD!" she ran into the kitchen and saw a turkey, a black yet brown turkey with black vapors coming above the stove. They enjoyed the meal, weather the food was or not and talked about their days today and laughed at the father's jokes. It seemed like today was like anyother day, well until the NEXT DAY...

Well first chappie done and done! I left a cliffy too...FUFUFUFUFUFU! Yall never figure out what happens next...And about the pairings, (- -U) well I havent figured out who I want Sakura to go with so you decide! The polls for claming Sakura's heart are

1)Sakura/Sasuke

2)Sakura/Itachi

3)Sakura/Naruto

and Finally

4)Sakura/Kakashi!

So cast ur votes . or you will not like me when I'm mad -laughs madly and holds a Butcher knife fused with a chain saw- So please cast votes! The votes end after chappie 5!

P.s. I WILL NOT UPDATE UNTIL I GET 15 REVIEWS OR MORE BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA> :) I lnow im evil. Until then VoD,"Kindness is thrown away by evil .." .