Amber Sand
by:VixenofDeath809
Hey guys! sorry if I havent updated this story for awhile (s-drop) its because I was lazy and busy planning to premerie LtoD as well. anyways...Oh yeah Ive beggining to lose ideas for this story so can so of my wonderful readers help me? It be helpful. Oh yeah one more thing...
If the 15th reviewer reviews AS they will get a oneshot of any pairing they want (note:if you pick ItaSaku tell me how you want it to be)! anyways Im gonna stop stalling and begin!
I dont own Naruto-sniff- but if I did, I'd make Sakura more darker and cooler!
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Chapter 3:The champion falls
Back to Texas!
The cherry blossom girl sighed inwardly as she rotated her revolver were the trigger was (note: for kids and stupid adults dont try this at home) as she thought boredly, 'Man papa, why cant you let me go on missions with you?'. She was in her wooden cabin, walking in circles, thinking what to do.
Until...a loud boom was heard though out the city and bloodcurling screams were made by men and women made Sakura come out of her house full armed and search for the point of the problem.
And as she ran pushing people twice her size away she saw what had scared her the most.
HER FATHER...MAN OF HER LIFE...THE PERSON THAT GAVE HER HAPPINESS...HAD A GUN BULLET IN HIS HEART...
Time seemed to stay still for Sakura Haruno as she saw her last piece of her family fall onto the ground, not moving nor stirring whatsoever. Then...
"PAPA!" Sakura screamed as she ran towards her father not caring who was there or not. She ran and slumped on the floor screaming not trudgging to her father weeping showing anger and sadness in her mixed emotion face.
How did this happen of all the reasons? If you really want to know I speed back 1o minutes earlier today...
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Sheriff Haruno was at the local Shogun, Lady Mistress, as was asking for a normal, A mug of beer and a ham and cheese."Man everyday is the same, nothing challenging(hint hint)sometimes I feel like just need to take a vaction..."
Then outa of nowhere Orochimaru and his faithful white slave/henchman(WOW KABUTO AS A WHITE SLAVEO.o)Kabuto came and sat next to him. Kabuto was 'now' wearing a simple black shirt and a black trench coat and black cowboots with 'black spurs'(I want his spurs!)And Orochimaru was wearing the same thing...but he had no spurs.(cause I dont wanna give any:P) The man with long black hair asked for a whiskey while the silver haired one asked for water.
"So what brings such...unique(more like creepy emos-.-)people out to this part of the town..?"Haruno ask when silver haired(Kabuto 3) interupted with a funny smile(Never..just SEE the smile look though it0.o)"We are looking for you sheriff." as then he shifted his glass...(he did the chicken dance XD)his eyes turned dark as he and Orochimaru stood up and asked Haruno to a duel.(- yep guns are like swords so ya act like MEN!)
There, in the blazing hot sun and the sand sweeping their boot like a shoe shiner(hehehehe I was about to say something about a hotdog).
The sheriff said in a stern voice,"So how many bullets?" as he stared at his opponent(Fluffy the dog..nahxD),Orochimaru(dammit snake!) smiled like something was very boring yet beautiful and hissed "ssssss...ttthhrrreee"(0.o Im scared s!-!$ now)
Then the showdown had begone(If duel sounds familiar somehow, say ty to HP and the chamber of secrets, without the magic) as they walk away, back towards each other...guns intact, as Kabuto started the countdown.
"5..." gun cocked, "4..." they stop walking, "3..." they turn around in a fast distance, "2..." both guns pointed to the men, "1...!" and loud shot appeared as daybreak came, showing three bullet wounds in sheriff Haruno's heart head and kidney(ewwww...oh and ;; poor sheriff)
Ahem..now back to the part of Sakura,
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"WHY! PAPA!" Sakura screamed as she beated of her father's lifeless body screaming word like, "I HATE YOU!" or "DONT LEAVE LIKE MOMMA!.." and finally Orochimaru(yes he was there watching her get angered...and he felt...well lets just say...FUNNYO.O;;;;) said with a madnning voice, "Take her to the whorehouse..like the hoe she isss..."(Saku-chan:DIEEEEEEMe:- -'').
And thus the story begins..by the time The Sharingan came.
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So how was this one!
Naruto: You didnt put me in yet
Me:Uh..this was the part that importaint Naru-kun!
Sasuke:Naru-kun-snickers-
Itachi:Dobe...
Sasuke: Hey my Dobe ya cant you it!
Itachi:hn...
Me:Bakas...
Itachi&Sasuke:NANI?
Me:Naru-kun wants some ramen?
Naruto: RAMEN-glomps me-
Me:-major blush- hehehehee...
Saku-chan:Review please-blows nose-
Itachi:Naruto's lucky
Sasuke: We'll find away to make her like us again
both:MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA...-erie quitness-