So, there we was – 'bout to have the deadliest game'a chicken ever. 'Ceptin, 'course, I was already dead. I starts revvin' the engine of my truck…
Excuse me Cyrus, I don't mean to interrupt… but speaking of the truck… Well, you see, that's what we were wanting to hear from.
Huh?
Well, let's face it kid. The truck is what got people scared. The truck is what hunted them down. The truck is what killed them.
Yeah, but, see… me and my truck was like fused together.
That may be true, but the fact is we want the truck. See, all you ever were was a racist, punk, rich kid who couldn't deal with it when your girl left you.
But without me, the truck was just a truck!
Yes, but without the truck, you're just the same little dim-witted jerk that you were in life. Next!
(Olly's Note)
Max Miller is not present to tell a story because he did not meet the requirements to get into The Afterlife Bar and Grille. You may wonder how he escaped and not little Peter Sweeney. After all, they both were tormented children and sought revenge on those who hurt them. However, Peter slipped by the bouncer because he had been a vengeful spirit who took innocent as well as guilty lives when he got here. Remember, it was later determined that Peter was free to leave.
Max, on the other hand, was human when he arrived at the check-in station. He was allowed to take the other train because, though he killed, the deaths were limited to the guilty parties. Now, I know what you're thinking: he planned to kill his step-mother and was willing to kill one of the hunters. But, wanting and willing is not the same as doing.
Hey, folks, I don't make the rules. I just follow them.