Chapter two: The fake love letter
The next morning 9 am Vicky woke up to hear a loud course of laughs pointing of children throwing trash and messing up her house and with whipped cream on her face,' What hell is going on get out of my house jerks''Oh no wait twerps come back and clean up my house or you will die slowly and painfully' but the kids only laughed throw a smelly enormous water balloon at her with her least favorite shampoo she mostly hated with a picture of a crab. Vicky went to the living that was messed d up with mud and toilet paper. She sat down, not noticing the whoopee cushion under her. The fart noise it made attracted all the crabs. "No! I don't want to die! Help me. Vicky ran out of the house screaming and cursing and carrying her empty piggy bank. It was supposed to be full of her life savings, which the children stole. She tripped over marbles and landed in a dumpster still carrying her daily newspaper reeking with smelly old perfume that hasn't been used for centuries.
Vicky passed by Timmy's house. She overheard him saying " this is great blackmail. I bet after parents read Vicky's diary they'll never hire her again.' Vicky ran as fast as she could breaking the door and up to Timmy's room Wanda turned in to a gold fish just in time but Cosmo turned in to a parrot by accident. Vicky entered the room seething with a red face and smoke practically coming out of her nose and ears,' That does it Timmy you are going to pay'' ''your going to pay your going to pay your going to pay 'Shut up yelled Vicky ''shut up shut up shut up'' ''hey I like being a parrot shut up shut up'' said Cosmo Wanda shook her head sighing. Timmy stood trembling waiting for death instead Vicky ran to his backpack and burned his homework and laughed hardly then she walked away throwing the ashes at him. Timmy stood ragging shaking like a cell phone on mute.''That's it I'm going to get rid of Vicky once and for all! Cosmo Wanda I wish Ugloslovania had E-mail addresses. I am going to send Mark an arrangement letter.
Smelly yucky Mark
I soooo wish to see so we can get married and have a slimy stinky child, with your manurish smell father like son meet me at my smelly icky house it's the smelliest in the street find it with your heart and nose, before we leave to your disgusting planet I will show you the worst places on earth, I hope we will enjoy them we not see them ever again because your planet is the smelliest messiest ugliest bestes planet in the galaxy.
Love you more than Timmy Vicky your future wife.
Back on Ugloslovania Mark got he's first Email ever it soon became a popular thing in his planet.''Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Iam going to get married and have a slimy alien/earth child. Better not keep my smelly wife waiting.
Back on earth on earth Vicky went back to her house witch was now super girly and tidy clean after a long stressing day Vicky cleaned her house and ended spraying it with the most refreshing perfumes.
Mark's ship landed in Timmy's backyard,"Hey Timmy I am going to marry Vicky I wanted to invite you the super galactic hero that saved our planet to our wedding'' She promised to take me on a date with her………Do you know what kind of things Vicky likes? She is so lovably shy I hardly know what she likes, I really don't know what to bring her on our date.''"She likes exactly what you like Mark I know good old Vicky for years you don't know how much she loves you she also likes crabs and raising toads frogs and slimy muddy animals.'' So on you should bring her………..