Vicky's diary
Expensive dear big fat Diary I will call you Money Chocolate Honey A Million Vicky Dollar Bill, that's your full name but I will call you Money, the thing we are finally going to have.
Today Was worse then the worse day of my life that's when I got those damn pimples exactly on day I tortured my teacher Crocker I glued his but to a chair so he had to walk around school with a chair sticking on him it took him half an hour to get in to the class at that time he steeped in a banana pill and crashed in to the wall that activated the booby trap that send a water balloon on him he had to go to the hospital and then go home and change his close so he taught nobody and the principle gave him a detention and almost fired but that damn principle has a crush on him that freak she spy's on I burned her house that was full of Crocker pictures and shrines so now she lives in school secretly in his classroom kissing his chair were he putts his filthy but on she is so sick I cant believe they hired her when I will be principle I will fire her throw her to the streets and torture the whole school then the world. That was a darn three months ago, but now something even worse happened I hope I hit my head and forget it, but I will remember this for all my life when I was six I peed in my skirt in class it wasn't my fault the damn teacher told me not to go I to wait three hours by then it just accidentally came, the boy I had a crush on broke my heart he made a blockbuster of all eambaracing things I did including this, now he is a billionaire, I hate him so much, he is going to pay for this. In fifth grade my parents forgot to by me a present they made me do chores and they thought the next day was my birthday my Mom made the worst birthday ever she told in front of the whole class how I grow up sence I was a baby her present to me was underwear and my father brought me socks they showed pictures of me and teddy bears with my drool all over them after I was born on the beach I got scratched by a crab in my belly no matter how much I wash it it never goes away. Why in the world does my pick garbage from the street we recycle that we can without recycling we would be in the street my mom is messed up she is a waiters in the worst restaurant in the world they have three disgusting things on the menu she asks everyone what they want to order but she never asks me what I want to eat. Today I walked down the street past the ugly ice cream who likes to bug me and tease me I never by ice cream because of him I passed the street to the nearest store to get some food, I don't want to eat my moms recycled food from the dump, I thought my life would change because I will have a sister I also wanted to by her a present with all my savings witch are less than ten dollars! But I found nothing so I made a card with all my heart in it; I was heading to the hospital to visit my mom who was going to give birth, why was I born in the worst place in the world while she gets all the presents and complements on how cute she is from the doctors I tried not to think of it I tried to think it would happened to me to in my next life, everyone was laughing at me as usual the red headed poor filthy, bony girl who always faints trips fails and falls in sports class, but there was another reason they laughed the ice-cream man drove and he filmed my underwear as I was running why the hell is he following me I hope he losses his job I will make sure he will all of a sudden I couldn't move I stepped in chewed gum that ruined my only pair of shoes, suddenly I was hit hard that darn ice cream man who gave him a license? I will revenge and nock all his teeth out when I get better I flew and luckily I landed on sand it was in the playing ground I suddenly felt all cold I had chocolate ice cream all over me I thought I was going to freeze to death because of the creep I thought I was in hell with little kids who were laughing they sang "Vicky loves the ice cream man the ice cream man the ice cream Vicky loves the ice cream man there is ice cream in her but" I cant believe I was made fun of by little kids I cant believe I thought kids where cute Ill make shore that they will all pay one by one until their all sore from crying, I cant believe I wanted to be a babysitter, just to play with stupid twerps that don't know anything, anyway Ill be a babysitter I will make every person in the world cry a million more times than I did, I think that today I finally own something, I own you big fat expensive dairy it would be nicer if you had fluffy cats instead of black stoned bats with red eyes in the front, but it makes you look expensive and I bet you are, I would of never found you without Doydle my two hundred year old pup (in dog years of course) people tell he is two hundred years old who once lived with an officer and together they fought crime until he's owner suddenly disappeared, and after nine years he came back nuts, thinking he can do witchcraft, by torturing people to death, although torturing, people is kind of fun, he thought Doydle,how to torture people, witch is just what I need, after his owner mysteriously died, his house deassapeared,he was found in the yard he once had in a puddle, of blood with purple blue stripes all around his body ever since the people tell that his dog witch is now my dog used to kill anyone who tried to get to his masters grave and the pink slid in the playground witch no one dares to slide from, Doydle is so strong that even the most toughest animal control who tried to catch him nearly died. After the ice freak driver hit me and before I blacked out some teen wanted to steal my purse he tried to take it out of my pocket, he was about to stab me in the neck, then Doydle… Doydle saved my life; I herd the kids screaming and my loyal friend barking madly I bet he cursed them in dog language ''don't touch her you tiny pimpled fat twerps'', I also saw him bite, the guy who attacked me in the but, he disserves it, and he wore wet underwear with hearts, I was licked first I thought he licked me because he likes the ice cream or he was using witch craft to remove my soul from body to hell, but when I thought that he licked me in the nose the only part of my body that wasn't covered in ice cream, for the first time I saw him wagging his tail and acting cute, he gave me a long look in the eyes and dropped you in between my hands, after that I woke up here with all this creepy machines in a hospital bed and something annoying crying and pulling my hair, that thing was my new baby sister Tootie,she was drooling everywhere all over my sticky bandages, she looked cute, in her strawberry suit, the doctors treat her like a princes while after I was born on a filthy stinking shore, that was closed because of a pollution,(My Father was a life guard at that time, it was the only normal job he ever got but when I was born I was almost swallowed by a shark my father fought him to save me he lost allot of blood, and his left hand he barely had enough money to treat his injuries and feed me I still remembered how the shark closed its mouth on me, the doctors told me I was ugly when I was born. Well Dah I wonder how they would look if they where born on a filthy shore and came out of a sharks mouth and then stung by a disgusting crab, my parents were smiling when I woke up they said, I was sleeping four months, they said that it was the best time in their life because I nearly died we sewed for twenty five million, and now he is in jail he is a very wanted criminal, thakgod I never ate his icky Ice creamy I heard he put a special poison that would make you addicted to his ice cream and latter you would die, my parents told me life was going to change and together we will have fun raising Tootie,and buying her presents, and teaching her to read and ride ponies, and of course train your dog, her first word was pony. My first word was twerp which was later my imaginary friend until the age of five. He swore to slay all sharks and cook them all in a big volcano
NOW I WILL FINALLY ATRACT ALL THE BOYS AND HAVE FUN I WILL FINALLY BE HAPPY, I WILL FINALLY BURN THE SCHOOL AND I WILL BE EVEN HAPPIER WENE I WILL RULE AND DESTROY THE WORLD TOURCHERING EVERY CHILD UNTIL THEY CRY LOUDER THAN MY IDIOTIC SISTER, MY PRETTY FACE WILL BE ON EVERY DOLLAR BILL AND COIN IN THE WORLD,I WILL HAVE SO MUCH FUN DESTROYING IT BURNING IT AND STEALING FROM MALLS I WILL FINALLY HAVE A HAPPY LIFE WHEN I EARN MY MONEY,FROM BABYSITTING AND THE FUNNEST THING THAT LIGHTS MY HEART IS TOURCHERING EVERY CHILD AND PERSON IN THE WORLD AND PERSENOLLY BEAT UP MY PARENTS.AND BE THE STRONGEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.