Author's Note: MRACKLE FRACKLE!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story.

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Tails was working on some invention thingy because he always seems to do that.

"Hey, pal. Watcha' doin'?" Sonic said, appearing out of nowhere, because he always seems to do that.

"I'm working on a machine that should let us teleport creatures from other demensions into this lab!" Tails exclaimed proudly.

"Uh, wow, that's completely pointless."

"Which is why I'm doing it!" Tails said with a grim on his face.

"O..kay.." Sonic stepped back

Tails tightened a few nuts... err... let me rephrase that...

Tails tightened a few things on his big random machine thingy.

"I'M FINISHED!" he screamed.

"Sweet Jesus!" Sonic yelled startled.

"What?"

"Did you have to scream?"

"No, but I did anyway because I always seem to do that!"

"Yeeeeah..."

Tails pressed some random buttons and the machine started to rumble. Suddenly, a purple flash... flashed (Yeah we'll go with that.) and those loser guys from Xiaolin Showdown popped out of nowhere and... yeah.

"Where are we? And what are those things?" that one stupid looking kid with the big deformed head said, pointing to Sonic and Tails.

Knuckles flew out of the wall with a steel bat in his hand and raised it over his head.

"MUST HIT BIG SPHERICAL OBJECT WITH BIG METAL OBJECT!" he yelled.

I won't get into details about the gore that was caused from Knuckles' violent rage, but I will say one thing.

Don't do crystal meth, kids.

When Knuckles finished killing the stupid kid with the deformed head, the cowboy guy and the one chinese girl had already ran out onto the train tracks in the Mystic Ruins.

"We'll be safe here!" the cowboy guy said.

Suddenly, the train popped out of nowhere and mowed those two down, as a voice said, "The train headed to Station Square will be arriving soon."

-back in Tails' labamabob-

"Jesus, Knuckles. Did you have to kill them? And where did you get that steel bat?" Sonic asked.

"DESTROY ALL ROUGE!"

"Oookay... that doesn't really answer my question, but we'll go with that."

Tails pushed random buttons again. And there was a purple flash (again).

This time Ash poopped- err... dammit. What a great typo to have my backspace button break on. Goddammit. Anyway, this time Ash POPPED out of nowhere and started singing for no reason.

"I'm NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAAAAAAY!
No I'm NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAAAAAAY!
NOT that you probably care, MUCH about my underwear-"

Knuckles beat him over the head before he could finish.

"COME ON, Knuckles! That song was kinda catchy..." Sonic complained.

"DESTROY ALL ROUGE!"

"Whatever..."

Tails pushed the buttons again and the whole thingy happened again, but I really don't want to type it right now because I'm lazy and- Gosh dammit I just typed more than usual, so deal with it, kapeesh?

This time Danny Phantom popped out of nowhere. Since he happened to be Tails' favorite cartoon character Tails started singing the themesong.

"GONNA CATCH EM ALL CUZ HE'S DANNY PHANTOM! GONNA CATCH EM ALL CUZ HE'S DANNY PHANTOM! GONNA CATCH EM ALL CUZ HE'S-"

"Dead." Knuckles said pointing to Danny Phantom's beaten body.

"I'm outta here. Knuckles keeps killing all the people." Sonic said walking away.

"DESTROY ALL-"

"I DON'T FUCKING CARE, BITCH!"

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I don't know. It's random. And I'm angry. grrrrrrrrrahh screw it.