Third place before the wedding the worlds biggest manure factory.

'Greeting fellow aliens I come in peace you have reached the biggest manure factory in the world there are allot of farms near by if you know what I mean '

Mark was smiling as he heard manure and Vicky was bored she was blinking.

That terrified the man he grabbed his laptop and keys and screeched "Amm I am going too take a vacation in Antarctica for a while look over the factory O.K?"

'Hey wait dude where is the manure? Show me around show me around" yelled Mark as if he was a first grader on a trip; witch almost made the man faint. "I…I…It am all over in and out." "Where's the bathroom?" Vicky screeched "secretary order an extra large bathroom with a topping of Jacuzzis and a soap bath. Ask anything you want from my secretary. And while you're at it take the factory. I'm never coming back here again." Said the manager. He ran out screaming. "There are aliens ALIENS." The last time he was heard from he was tied up in a nuthouse. "I WANT A BATH, LATTE, AND A HUNDRED AND FIFTY DONUTS RIGHT NOW." "AND I WANT MANURE. EVERY PIECE OF IT." Mark and Vicky's loud screeching screams caused the all the manure in the factory fall on their head, a huge wave of manure washed Vicky and Mark out of the office, as the factory exploded from manure, the explosion was so great it caused large piles of manure to fly all over in every country in the world, and every planet in the galaxy, the manure drafted Mark and Vicky in to a mud puddle with smelly pigs and flies bathing in it, HELP ME MARK MARK I AM DRAWNING"Vicky accidentally hugged Mark who freaked and shouted like a girl," Watch it dude that's really rude, I thought you'd like the mud Vicky, its so smelly, and flowing what's wrong with you DON'T YOU HAVE MANNERS and after all we went through your accidentally giving me a hug?' Vicky was angered by Mark he made her day worst than the worst day of her life, wich she always remembered." WELL YOUR RIGHT MARK I DON'T HAVE MANNERS AND SO DO YOU, YOU ACT WORST THAN THAT TIMMY TWERP, AND WHATS THE PROBLEM I GAVE YOU A MUDDY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH I AM ALL COVERED WITH MUDD AND EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TODAY IS ALL YOUR FAULT' Vicky threw a hand full of mud at Mark, who was amazed by her painful big mud toss," HAVE SOME MUD YOU UGLY DISGUSTING, ALLIEN FREAK" yelled Vicky at the top of her lunges, APOLOGY ACCEPTED VICKY YOUR HUG WAS MUDDY SO I GUESS IT DOESN'T COUNT THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO RADICAL LETS HAVE A MUD FIGHT" Mark yelled as loud as he could (screaming is an extremely joyful and affectionate action in Ugloslovania),"You look like an icky monster said Mark who fell deeply in love with Vicky every second they spend together while Vicky had an extreme urge to kill him as time went by "MAAAAAARK"groweled Vicky in anger, she continued throwing mud balls at him and soonly they almost drowned themselves in mud, and they where constantly cursing. The pigs in the mud puddle watched this with complete shock, with wide dropping mouths, and their eyes nearly popping out, they got out of the puddle and stayed away from mud, for all their squeaky clean lives. Then came the secretary with a latte, she was driving a big truck with one hundred and fifty donuts, exactly almost all the doughnuts from the "Dunken Doughnuts 'store, in the truck was also a large pile of manure, the secretary looked at Vicky, shocked with fear there is your latte one hundred and fifty doughnuts all the manure we have, the key to the bathroom on the second, anything else manager, before I fire myself said the secretary shaking with her bags about to cry and run away," Get me a towel and normal cloth to wear' in less than a second she got Vicky a warm towel jeans a T-shirt and even sandals for her to wear."Thaaaats all right……….?" "Hold it dude did you say you wanted to put yourself on fire "asked Mark who wore his flaming dangerous flamethrower,

"Ohwill you look at the time I………have to go."Why what's the time asked Mark"

Ittttttttttttssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Lunnnnnnnnchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme"yelled the secretary who ran faster than a cheetah to the nearest Dinner to have a big glass of water a break and a launch.

"Oh radical I completely forgot its lunch time do you like your manure fried or slimy asked Mark"

"Mark I stink I smell and its all your fault I cant it like this, so I am going to bath and until I am not done you cant eat anything AND DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FOOD".

"Radical Vicky can I come with you?"

"Mark humans take showers alone. Now go get me money, as much money as you can"

'Radical monster face.'" Vicky got to pissed, to think or answer back she hit Mark, as hard as she could, the hit send him to the other side of the U.S.A", FIANALLLY HES GOING TO GET ME MOOREEEEEEEEE SWEAAT MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I WILL BE QUEEN OF THE WORLD MAUUHAHAHAHAA"said Vicky making splashes in the bath that drowned her poor rubber ducks.

Vicky got in to the most girlish prettiest, bath with thousands of rubber duckies, and bubbles, Mark stole U.S.A treasury, and all the jewels in the states, he wanted to check on his vulnerable fragile love, but before he made the jewels more "clean" by pooping at them, he was scared when he saw Vicky from the window and a bath full of rubber duckies,"I will save you Vicky" yelled Mark crashing from the window in to the bath," You look pretty without make up no offense"Luckly Vicky was covered with sparkly snowy white round bubbles all over her private, areas"Mark"yelled Vicky with fire practically coming out of her mouth, Mark put manure in front of Vicky to fry his manure and protect himself "thanks for cooking my manure Vicky I bought you some jewels and the U.S.A treasury ca..N we mawy noow "said Mark with manure in his mouth "MARK THIS JEWLES STINK I TOLD YOU TO GET ALL THE MONEY M-O-N-E-Y MONEEY NOW SCRAM" But Vicky the money is in the banks I cant get them out my tentacles cant open the safe weel."'THEN BREAKE IT NOW OUT'

After Mark stole all the money in the U.S.A he ran back with it to he's love, he found her all squeaky clean, with her hair down, kissing the mirror, I AM BACK HUUUUUUUUUU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR ITS ALL OVER YOU.

Its down you like it? "You need a hair cut Vicky it looks pretty, I hope my parents will accept this in my country its popular to plant rotten vegetables in your head, and florz come on you and suck your blood."

"Mark what are florz, and I don't think I can plant rotten vegetables in my head, when humans do it it is very beautiful the most loveable sparkly thing,.."Vicky was amused watching Mark disgusted from nice words she says

O.K O.K YOUR SCARRING MY APPETITE, FLORZ ARE TERRIBLE SQUERMY BUGS, THAT'S WHY THEY ARE POPULAR PETS WANT SOME FRIED MANURE IT GIVES PURPLE PIMPELS".

MARK NOW YOUR SCARRYING MY APPETITE I DON'T WANT MANURE OR PIMPULES ON ME, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET RIDD OF THEM. I JUST WANT TO EAT MY SWEAT DONUT, AND DRINK MY COLD LATTE".

'YOU TRIED GETTING RIDD OF MANURE" yelled Mark in panic with a hanged jaw full of smelly manure and wide eyes.

Vicky who was starving yelled on the top of her lungs and empty stomach, witch was so loud it broke all the glasses within thirty miles, and made Marks helicopter hat spin so fast that he flew and land in his own fried manure.

NO YOU EDIOT I TRIED GETTING RIDD OF PIMPELS NOW GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD SO I CAN EAT WITHOUT YOU DISGUSTING CREEP".

'But I thought of eating together I made a trash salad just for you." said Mark disappointed.

'YAA whatever I but chya one thithty fav do-nuthts ther saaw sweeat.'

Vicky ate a donut and talked with her mouth full and open, since she was on a diet she decided to eat, only one, and give the rest to Mark.

"WOW AOW IN DA WOLD COULD YA EAT THIIS THHIING EATTS COLOR PULL AAAND CUEWT NO OPFENSE BUT IT EVAN LAKS HEALTHYY.'Asked Mark horrified with drool and smelly fried manure in his mouth."

'EAT WITH YA MOUTH CLOZED ITHIS SOW GRROWZ ANND DONUTHTS ARE UNHALTHY THEIIR CAWED JUWANK FOOTHD'Vicky said that again with an open mouth while eating.

'O.K I TRY IF IT'S UNHEALTHY, AND CAN I DRINK FROM YOUR LATTE TO IT LOOKS LIKE PAINTED MUD WITH POOP"

'Sure Mark' said Vicky with a sneaky smile knowing Mark would hate it.

Mark

And threw it up

"Geez I hope the latte is better"

Then Mark threw up again

"This is disgusting should we censor this part its kind of inappropriate" Timmy tried not to scream and panic from disgust

"NAAH" said Timmy and his fairly odd parents all together at the same time.

"I always keep sand and jelly in my pockets, for emergencies their delicious with speech and orange pimples," said Cosmo randomly again.

"You really have Marks appetite Cosmo"

O.K now that we are done with our terrible lunch, lets go to my terrible space ship