A World Deep in Disorder

Chapter Thirteen: Seymour XXVII

Okay, this is going to be the first spoof chapter of the story. Seeing as how I went ballistic with the serious-ness last chapter, I need something to lighten up the mood. Now, here's the scenario… what if it was Narrator2 who killed Narrator1, instead of Narrator1 killing Narrator2? Let us find out…

DISCLAIMER: Refer to Chapter Nine's Disclaimer.

Spoof Saga Chapter I:

…Meanwhile during all this…in the grove favored by Narrator2, the grove in some poorly forgotten section of the world…

The figure was now beating five fish on a single rock. Why he does this? We don't know. He likes to personally prepare his meals. He had two fish in each hand, and one in his mouth. Now, however, he was singing "IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!" In anger. Yes, this certain figure has… anger issues. His name… Seymour XXVII, the long-lost grandchild of Smeagul from 'Lord of the Rings.'

Suddenly, and arrow whizzed by his head, causing him to stop beating the poor, dead-fifteen-times-over fish on the rock. It was then that he could see a figure, apparently in a Link form. Only he was large, somewhat fat, and bald. In his left hand he held an oaken Longbow, along with several arrows. What was strange was that he was wearing a cape, with an S and a K on it.

Another figure entered the area behind the first figure. "Supa Kraema. Zid you zet him?" Dyougandara exclaimed in his Louscian Accent. "No. I missed. Now he's shoving all five of his fish in his mouth, and limping away." Super Kraemeur, the first figure, replied, knocking another arrow.

"Zwe must zet him! Ze has an igh bountee on iz 'ead." Dyougandara exclaimed, in his usual accent. "Well, you aren't helping!" S.K. (Super Kraemeur) yelled, running after Seymour XXVII while shooting off more arrows. "Do not inzult ze D! Ze D will show you his powas!" Dyougandara yelled, transforming into his Pikachu form, and dashing off in pursuit of Seymour XXVII, quickly catching up to S.K., and easily was passing him in the pursuit. Dyougandara turned his head around. "Dyou! Dyou, Dyou, Dyou, Dyou, Dee?" Dyougandara asked. (Translation: Who's the one not helping, now?) Unfortunately, Dyougandara was not bright enough to see that S.K. lacked the ability to understand him. Even worse, while his head was turned around, he ran smack into a tree.

"I don't know what you just said, but HA!" S.K. yelled, who had now passed Dyougandara in the pursuit of Seymour. "Deeeeeeeeyouuuuuu!" Dyougandara exclaimed, now running faster until he was a living bolt of pink lightning, which easily passed S.K., again.

Unfortunately for these two, it suddenly became a race, instead of a pursuit. Seymour XXVII had taken an alternate path, and was now sitting on top of a rock, stroking/eating a bag of popcorn. "Yes, precious… those two NASTIES are rushing to their own doom. Seymour to smart, precious, yes, Seymour too smart for bumbling fools!" He yelled, jumping from rock to rock like a frog with his popcorn, so he could get a better view of where these two were going.

"YES, Precious, YES! They're going to her… yes she wills take care of them. Oh, yes…" Seymour yelled, shoving a bunch of popcorn that he was recently stroking into his mouth. He was rejoicing at the fact that the two were rushing to the cave of one of the last existing Hydras in the world…

"I think he ran in here!" S.K. yelled, while Dyougandara followed. He was slightly behind thanks to all the concussions he got crashing into trees. Anyways, the two ran into a giant cave…

It was dark, damp, and quiet. The only noises that could be heard is the water dripping off of the ceiling, and onto the floor. The black rocks that the cave was made up of didn't help vision either. Suddenly the silence was broken. It started quiet, and got gradually louder.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddle-ee-dee, and there they are just standing in a…1,2,3,4… big ones…SMALL ONES, SOME THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD! SHE'LL GIVE YOU A TWIST! SHE'LL BREAK OFF YOUR WRIST! THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!" The voice was obviously coming from Seymour XXVII, but it seemed like it came from every direction, and the echoing only made things creepier. Suddenly, the entrance of the cave collapsed, blocking out their only source of light. There was a grunting sound, and a big sniffing sound.

Dyougandara pulled out a torch, and lit it. In front of them was a really big wingless dragon. "ZOLY CRAP! D is outta here!" Dyougandara yelled, running in the opposite direction, somehow, he could translate English in his transformation… well at least a Louscian sub-English. This caught the dragon's attention, and it let out an ear-piercing roar.

If there was any glass around, it would've shattered. Dyougandara fell to the ground in pain. Due to his transformation's bigger, and more sensitive ears, the pain was much greater. S.K. was fine, though. "Sword slays dragon!" He exclaimed, running forward, and, quite easily, chopping the dragon's head off. Suddenly, Seymour XXVII's voice echoed through the cave, again.

"FOOLISH, aren't they, precious? munch She's no Dragon! munch She's a HYDRA!" He yelled. Sure enough, the head that was just chopped off respawned on the dragon, along with another head to boot. Now, it was like a two-headed wingless dragon. "Aha! But can you do that again!" S.K. yelled, slicing both heads off. Now, there were four heads. "…Again?" S.K. yelled, slicing all four heads off. Eight heads.

"DEEEEEEEYOUU!" Dyougandara exclaimed. Apparently, he lost his temporary use of English in his Pikachu form. (Translation: STOP WITH THE CUTTING OFF OF THE HEADS! IT ISN'T WORKING! Let me try…) S.K. somehow understood, and stepped aside, and blasted it with Pink Lightning. This didn't even make the mighty beast flinch. S.K. shot multiple arrows at the creature. They simply bounced off. The Hydra roared again, and blasted fire at them, from all eight of its heads. "AIEEE!" Dyougandara yelled. "We're screwed!" S.K. exclaimed.

Meanwhile, on the top of the cave, Seymour XXVII was still stroking/eating popcorn, while looking through a very small peak hole in the cavern's top. "Yes, precious, she is filleting them." He said. munch

End of Chapter

Yeah…it's official: The update demon has returned. Next chapter won't be a spoof one, and it'll probably get back to serious-ness. So expect it later today.

Until Next Chapter,

-Biggoron