AU: I seriously fuckin' despise this story, now. The writing is juvenile, there are plotholes as big as a house, and the chapters are short as balls. So, I decided to completely rewrite this story, under another name, hoping to make it better. I won't delete this story (because of the answers to all of the comments), but the new version will be different. For one, it will have darker themes than this one, and possibly, occasionally, mildly disturbing content. For another, some characters' personalities will change to adjust better to the canon ones (*cough*Zelda*cough*). Finally, the plot will change, even a bit drastically in certain points, and some characters won't appear (why the FUCK was Impa there?).

So, yeah. I feel extremely bad for leaving you like this, but I can't go on with writing this story as it is. I hope I'll see you all on the other version of the story, though! (For now, I'm planning to call it "In the Twilight they can't see you bleed", or something like that.)

Here the answers to the last reviews! (The last three are the only ones I wrote after this decision)

ChangelingRin: You have no idea how bad I feel every time a chapter takes such a long time to be made...

BrandonBGamer: I... I'm glad.

KittyCatKate: Welly welly well... I can't say, but...

maybe ):3

Kitty Lue: That's my girl! :D

grandshadowseal: Yeah, it would be more logical, I guess... (and, hehe, I have a thing for elf ears XD)

crazy dragon ninja: O.O That's a sweet headcanon! Kind of like a popular headcanon about Troll horns in Homestuck... But really cool!

Alfemorfia: :D that would be gud

Suzululu4moe: Your comments are pure gold, sweetie! I'm just sorry I can't answer to every single one because time is a bitch :|

GeekyGamer: Maybe I am... Maybe not... Who knows. What everyone knows is that yes, Link is the worst trainer out there.

Scarlet Firesong: Definitely BB

Telron: So it seems...

FandomsAndBandMemes: I sincerely hope it wasn't really that insulting, but, anyway... I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS GAMBRO GUY IS SUPPOSED TO BE MOTHERFUCKER

honk :o)

sceera1: It's not the gay thing, hell, I have gay ships myself, it's more the OOC, the canonxOC and the crossover pairings that make me angry. A lot of shonen-ai fanfiction writers just destroy the canon characters' personalities only to write gay porn, and that's unacceptable in my book.

James Birdsong: My, thank you! :D

WanderingWatermelon: I knoooooooow D:

psychicshipping: Because that's the whole truth, at least according to the number of fangirls she had and still has... Even I can say that Sheik is not really hard on the eyes.

Guest grace: Thank you! And that's a wonderful suggestion, I was actually thinking about something like that... (P.S: If you want to start playing Zelda games, I suggest Ocarina of Time, since it gives you the perfect occasion to get accustomed with the controls and universe of the series.)

Tahkaullus01: Nobody will ever know :)

Ryan Atles: Indeed, Ryan. Indeed.

(fun fact: when I wrote that chapter, I hadn't even started playing Bioshock, one of my friends had told me about that particular thing. Now that I'm playing it, I'm playing the second game right now, I can't help but friggin love it.)

guest: Because [insert totally untrue excuse to mask the fact that writer block is a bitch]

endertrree: 0_0 ... Terezi?

ZeldaPotter29: I'm sorry I lied to you, as much as it wasn't with malice. I hope you'll like the other version as well :)

Lokitty2: *pained smile* I'm really, really sorry. I'll try to make the rewriting twice as good, ok?

Yuki the Sayajin: Uh, I haven't read Homestuck in a while (because I heard that one certain couple was going to be canon and fuck that noise), but I think... around the fifth? I'm happy that you like my headcanons anyway! I was thinking about writing one or two Hyrulestuck AUs...

EDIT: I decided I'll write any update on the state of the new fic on my tumblr, grohiikdoiiz .

Feel free to anon me for any question.