I don't know whether this chapter will get up today or not, but all I have to say is this… Holy fuck. I've just written FIVE chapters in a single day. New record!

A World Deep in Disorder Chapter Twenty-Two: Jeff to the rescue

I'm on a roll, but uploading these documents onto fanfiction is definitely NOT on a roll…

DISCLAIMER: Refer to chapter nine's disclaimer.

Last time: Super Kraemeur and Dyougandara were stuck in a cave with a Hydra, lured there by Seymour XXVII, the long lost grandchild of Smeagul from LOTR (which I do not own). What will become of them now?

Spoof Chapter II:

"WE'RE ALL DEAD!" S.K. yelled. "Yes, Yes precious, munch they are going to munch PAY! She will take care of them munch oh yes, precious!" Seymour XXVII whispered to his popcorn, while eating it in safety. Suddenly, the wall burst down, revealing everyone's favorite Dumbass green monkey, JEFF!" He was eighteen at this point, and in his Gronkey Kong form.

"Ug! Jeff save dumb merchant and ugly ass!" Jeff exclaimed, leaving everyone in the area, even the hydra, herself, confused beyond reason. "What's this, precious? munch This wasn't planned!" Seymour XXVII exclaimed. Jeff ran forward, and punched the Hydra in the gut. One of the eight heads felt like it got the wind knocked out of it, while three of them breathed fire at Jeff, and the remaining four heads lunged at Jeff.

Jeff got out of the way, and the heads that lunged at Jeff were burnt by the ones that breathed fire. The ones that were scorched bit the necks of the ones who scorched them, while the one that got the wind knocked out of it felt all these pains at once. Ow. Suddenly, the hydra collapsed. "Jeff say that enough. We go now." Jeff grunted. The others nodded, and followed him out the makeshift entrance he made, while still transformed, just in case.

Suddenly, one of the heads' eyes opened, and the others soon followed. The Hydra got up, and made a screeching roar. "Um…run." S.K. said. "DYOU DYOU!" Dyougandara yelled. "UG!" Jeff yelled, as they all ran away.

"Look at them precious! Look at them flee!" Seymour XXVII yelled, while reaching his hand in the popcorn bag, only to find nothing. "PRECIOUS! No, no…the nasties took my precious!" Seymour XXVII exclaimed, while beginning to cry. This however, caught the attention of one of the Hydra heads.

"No!" Seymour XXVII yelled, running away from the hydra."

…Meanwhile…

"OH YEAH!" The cool aid man exclaimed, walking through a remote part of this twisted and very much longforsaken grove. Phill was in a tree, with a bow and arrow ready. "I've got you this time…" He said, taking an avocado while munching on it, and then going back to aiming. Unfortunately the cool aid man noticed him.

"OH NO!" He exclaimed, running away, right before Phill released his arrow. The arrow missed, and went straight through a tree, and halfway into a rock. "Damn… I missed." Phill said, retrieving his arrow.

…Back to the others…

("Only you can start forest fires" –me)

The Hydra roared, inhaled, and set the forest/grove/whatever the hell it is ablaze. "Fire! We must runsies!" Seymour XXVII exclaimed, hopping away with his empty popcorn bag. "Ah! Fire! Run!" S.K. yelled. "Dyou, Dyou!" Dyougandara exclaimed. "Ug! Run!" Jeff said.

…Of course, some things are best left unsaid in spoof world. Let's just say that thanks to two bumbling idiots, a gorilla, and a demented frog-like creature, an ancient and powerful creature was release back into the world…

End of Chapter

Not much, I know, but I think I'm crazy enough to write ANOTHER chapter! Now I just have to wait for uploading to work.

Until Next Chapter,

-Biggoron