A World Deep in Disorder
Chapter Fifty-Four: An Arnold day
Well, here's the next chapter. Can't say anything beyond that.
DISCLAIMER: Refer to last chapter's disclaimer.
Last chapter: Last chapter was the start of the Ben Saga.
Ben Saga Chapter II:
Ben sighed in discontent. And so, the uneventful cycle continues with… more school. Today was a bit more active than normal. They had a substitute, and a most amusing one at that: Arnold Schwartzenegger. (Yes, I know I don't own the rights to shove him into this story, but it's a fanfic…so HAH!) "Hello children! I'm Ahnuld!" Arnold exclaimed. The kids in the class waved somewhat sheepishly.
"Today, we are going to do push ups! We need to work on your puny mahscles!" He exclaimed. There were some cries of delight, and some that were surprised. "Um… but isn't this supposed to be math class?" One of the kids asked. "NO! This eesn't math class! Math eesn't important. Mahscles are important! Come on children! Follow me!" Arnold yelled, and all the kids followed him outside. Alex got up and smirked. "This should be amusing." He stated, walking behind his classmates.
Five minutes later…"You are all puny and have no mahscles! You'll never be strong like me!" Arnold exclaimed, as the kids were in various transformations, attempting push-ups. A lot of the poor sixth-graders were crying. "I wanna go back to Math class!" One of them yelled. Arnold shook his head as he surveyed everyone. He then came across Ben, who wasn't doing anything.
"Why do you not do push-ups? Do you not want to be strong like me? Do you not want mahscles?" Arnold asked. Ben sighed. "But I'm already done with the one hundred push-ups that you asked for. "Seriously? You're brilliant!" Arnold exclaimed. He then turned to the other kids. "You kids aren't strong! You'll never have mahscles like him! You all get F's for the day!" Arnold exclaimed. The kids all hung their heads in shame. "You! You get an A!" Arnold said to Ben.
…Later that day…
As school was just getting out, there was a giant explosion in one of Grandville's walls. A giant dragon had busted through the wall… which was strange. Most dragons were extinct, and those still alive usually lived in seclusion. "Quickly Children! Come with me if you want to live!" Arnold exclaimed, as all the children began to follow him to safety. Unfortunately, he led them straight for the dragon. "I'll handle this! I'll be bachk!" Arnold exclaimed, transforming into an over muscularly falco, who jumped up and began punching at the dragon, his fists making very loud cracking sounds, as he yelled "GIYAGI!" with each punch, but not seeming to faze the gigantic beast one bit. The dragon then breathed fire, turning Arnold into fried falco. "Get…to…the…chop…per…" Arnold said, before being fried one last time by the dragon.
Ben then transformed into his Fox form, jumped up, and assaulted the dragon with his beam sword. He stabbed the blade in between the dragon's eyes, causing it to screech in pain, but throw Ben off. The dragon then loomed over Ben, who was now without his beam saber, which was still in the dragon's head. The dragon was then about to breathe fire when…
SLASH!Suddenly, the dragon's head fell to the ground, dead. It didn't even know it was dead, and it died too quickly for it to feel the pain, so it died without a sound. There stood Fletcher, in his Marth form, sheathing his gleaming white blade, and transforming back into his human form. The people around him were chanting his name, exclaiming it loudly, like he was a god (which he actually is).
"FLETCHER! FLETCHER! FLETCHER! FLETCHER!" They all exclaimed. Suddenly a helicopter came in from above. Arnold was attached to a rope ladder hanging from the helicopter. "See kids? I got to the chopper!" Arnold exclaimed. All the kids sighed. Most of them didn't want Arnold as their substitute again. The helicopter then flew off into the horizon. Meanwhile, the people were still chanting Fletcher's name. Fletcher said nothing, and walked back to his tower. When he was out of hearing range he muttered: "Heh… those idiots… I've got all of them wrapped around my finger…"
The sun was setting, so Ben decided that it was time to go home. He got back in the covered wagon, and the horses started moving for him. Today, he got another ten coins. He has been saving up his money, and since he gets ten coins each weekday, he's saved up a lot. 3,650 coins, to be exact. What he was going to do with it… he didn't know… yet. At least tomorrow was Saturday, so he could relax…
End of Chapter
A bit short, I know, but next chapter will improve. Until then…
-Biggoron